Seeing Seth McFarlane on the stage, Martin subconsciously glanced at Charlize Theron.

Charlize asked in a low voice, "What's wrong again?" ”

"The comedian is good at spoofing, and I don't know what show he's going to have," Martin said. ”

Charlize watched "Teddy Bear" and said, "At most, imitate Teddy Bear." ”

As the two spoke in a low voice, Seth McFarlane finished the string of words and arrived at the Oscars' usual opening song and dance session.

The most impressive opening song and dance in recent years is Hugh Jackman's "I Am Wolverine".

Tonight, Seth McFarlane gave the Oscars, all the guests on the scene, and all the audiences in the United States, a big job.

Even if another twenty years have passed, it will be a song that people can talk about.

McFarlane pointed to the place where the biggest concentration of big-name actresses in the audience was and sang the first lyrics: "We've seen your secrets!" I've seen your secrets in the movies I watched! ”

Then, there is a large section of super movie watching guides for movie fans.

"Meryl Streep's was seen in 'The Silkwood Incident,' Naomi Watts' was in 'Mulholland Drive,' Halle Berry's we saw in 'Dance on Death Row,' Nicole Kidman was in 'Eyes Wide Open,' and Marissa Tomei was in 'Wrestler.'"

"We watched Kristen Stewart's secret in 'On the Road', Charlize Theron in 'The Devil', Helen Hunter's 'Intimate Therapy', but we never saw Jennifer Lawrence's secret......"

Almost all the female stars present were sung by McFarlane.

But the most shot is also the craziest when acting.

"Kate Winslet is in "Angel of Sin" and "Jude the Nameless", "Hamlet" and "Titanic", "Hand in Hand", "Motherhood", and "The Reader", ......"

Martin has experienced Kate's acting style of not being crazy and not living, and Kate can also be called the queen of art dramas among the Oscar actresses.

The atmosphere in the Dolby Theater suddenly rose.

Although many actresses at the actress level are obviously unhappy, they are not to the extent of being angry.

How to be an actress without taking off and showing up, how to play this Oscar game?

When the song ended, there was a burst of coaxing at the scene, and the laughter was endless.

Charlize whispered: "This guy, I wish him to go out and be hit by a car!" ”

Martin suddenly popped up with an idea: "Sally, didn't Stuart Townsend call you?" You tell him to beat McFarlane first and then say anything else, and in a suggestive way, I'll ask Lao Bu to prepare some technical means for you, don't let that bastard record ......"

Charlize turned his head and stared at Martin: "The names of people in the circle may be wrong, after all, some people are stage names, but there are very widespread rumors, and there is really nothing wrong." ”

The hand under her chair suddenly rested on Martin's lap: "Does this make you feel better?" ”

Martin was helpless, he didn't want to take Richards anymore, he obviously wanted to help her, she still had to go around and around there.

Charlize has been laughing happily, and the camera camera turned around several times to shoot her, but she didn't get a stinky face, thinking that she was very generous......

This is where the Oscar giveaway begins.

Anne Hathaway, who was the first to take away the Golden Man tonight, also thanked Martin for helping her when she won the Best Supporting Actress Golden Man and gave her acceptance speech.

In a series of subsequent technical awards, the nominated crew of "Life of Pi" won nothing.

The film was affected by a series of bad news and good news during the PR period, and could only end gloomily at this Oscars.

Charlize Theron left her seat and went backstage at the Dolby Theatre, where she was one of the presenters tonight.

This year's awards ceremony is also indispensable for each session to occupy a long time of nostalgia and tribute.

But compared with previous sessions, tonight's tribute session has more highlights.

Paul Walker and Jordana Brewster, as representatives of the family, took the stage to tell Vin Diesel's demeanor in the crew, leading to a special commemoration of Vin Diesel.

When the classic clip of Vin Diesel's appearance in the movie was played on the big screen, the lifting stage slowly rose, and the two singers, one black and one white, appeared together and sang a song specially launched by the crew of "Fast and Furious" to commemorate Vin Diesel.

Just listening to the prelude, Martin knew it was "See You Again".

The theme song of the family heroes.

Listening to this song and watching Paul Walker stand on stage to commemorate Vin Diesel, who passed away unexpectedly, Martin had an indescribably strange feeling.

"Fast and Furious 6" will definitely be a box office hit,

Martin was able to determine this, because various events to commemorate Vin Diesel have once again kicked off in North America.

Just when Martin was distracted, the crew of "Escape from Tehran" got the first little golden man tonight.

Dustin Hoffman and Charlize Theron presented Best Screenplay and Best Adapted Screenplay in one go, with "Escape from Tehran" winning Best Adapted Screenplay.

Later, Sandra Bullock announced: "It was Bill Gordon who got the best editing. ”

Including Martin, the crew of "Escape from Tehran" burst into applause again, and Bill Gordon high-fived Martin and David Fincher one by one and took the stage to accept the award.

David Fincher was faintly excited, because winning the Screenplay Award and Editing Award, the crew's chances of winning Best Director and Best Picture skyrocketed, and even one of them was as high as 90%.

A staff member came over to remind Martin that Martin left the crew and entered the backstage through the side doorway.

He was also the guest of honour tonight.

As last year's Best Actor, this year the Best Actress will be awarded.

The director took out the envelope and handed it to Martin, who took it and looked at the label on the back of the envelope, making sure that this was Best Actress, not Best Actor.

Martin waited patiently at the stage entrance for a few minutes, then got the director's signal and walked onto the stage to the beat of the music.

Although he is not as experienced as Nicholson in terms of awards, he has had a few times.

As Martin walked towards the microphone, he glanced at where Nicholson was, and the old bastard was sitting next to Jennifer Lawrence, smiling right across from him.

The bastard opened up with Jennifer Lawrence last year, and although he never admitted it, he didn't hide it.

Jennifer Lawrence can get the heroine of "The Happiness Line Behind the Clouds", and Nicholson has contributed a lot.

This awards season, in addition to providing Martin with Ralph Jackson as the Emailgate detonator, Nicholson has never been involved with him, because all his energy is devoted to helping Jennifer Lawrence hit Best Actress.

After Martin finished the strings, he turned to the big screen and said the names of the nominated actors: "Emmanuel Riva's "Love", Kuivenzani Varys "The Beast of the South", Naomi Watts "The Beast Miracle", Jennifer Lawrence "The Happiness Line Behind the Clouds", Sally Field "Lincoln". ”

The first time I heard about this list of nominees, three of them, let alone acquaintances, was at the nomination luncheon.

The most famous is Naomi Watts, but she belongs to the type of actress that the academy does not very like, blonde and blue-eyed, with a relatively beautiful appearance, and the role is not enough to ruin the image.

Martin knew at a glance that Nicholson was stealing his trick and letting Jennifer Lawrence face off against the rest of the nominees!

Because the ones that are really threatening are solved as much as possible when competing for nominations.

Martin finished his thoughts, opened the envelope, took out the card, glanced at it, and said, "Best Actress is Jennifer Lawrence!" ”

This result is not unexpected, after all, it is the same as the winner of the Screen Actors Guild Award for Best Actress.

Jennifer Lawrence wept with joy and opened her arms to hug Nicholson, lifting the corner of her skirt and walking towards the stage amid a round of applause.

Watching the new Oscar actress walk by, Natalie Portman's face is not very good-looking, she is the first post-80s Best Actress at the Oscars, and she is currently the only one.

This honor has not been enjoyed for long, and it has not even had time to touch the threshold of a Hollywood sister, and the first post-90s Oscar actress was born.

Jennifer Lawrence walked briskly, suddenly felt that this was not enough topicality, looked up and saw Martin waiting on the stage, and remembered what he had said at the Cannes Film Festival.

That time, she did what Martin said and stole the limelight.

Because of Nicholson's relationship, Jennifer Lawrence has special trust in Martin, and when she walked quickly to the front of the steps, her steps slipped, and the person fell forward.

Martin kept watching, and even counted silently in his heart: "5, 4, 3,......"

But when he counted to 1, Jennifer Lawrence fell in response, and the audience screamed.

All eyes were on Jennifer Lawrence, all the camera lenses at this moment.

For Nicholson's sake, Martin hurriedly stepped down and helped Jennifer Lawrence up.

Before the two returned to the stage, the Internet was already full of voices discussing Jennifer Lawrence.

There is no doubt that the first post-90s Oscar woman has successfully grabbed the real first headline of tonight's Oscars.

Don't wait until tomorrow, at most half an hour, on YouTube, blogs, Twitter and INS, photos of Jennifer Lawrence falling will be spread all over the Internet.

Back on stage, Martin took the Oscar from the master of ceremonies and handed it to Jennifer Lawrence.

Jennifer Lawrence smiled at him and whispered, "Thank you, Martin." ”

Martin stepped aside and gestured to the microphone to please.

The first actress born after the 1990s in Oscar history began her acceptance speech.

Jennifer Lawrence was very excited, but she should have been told by Nicholson beforehand, and she was relatively cautious, just a big thank you, rather than a loud thank you to Harvey for helping her take out her competitors, as she once did.

Next, Daniel Day-Lewis took the Best Actor without any suspense.

(End of chapter)