Chapter 22: Popovich

In the end, Captain Cao could only scratch his head depressedly, Curry was right, this scene of pretending to be forced is indeed uncontrollable. Captain Cao knows the habits of these giant bay crocodiles, and in the final analysis, the crocodile breed is indeed cold-blooded, which determines that they are not as easy to get along with as ordinary animals. Normally, except for O'Neill and the others, no one else can greet these beasts at all. It took a while for Captain Cao to reluctantly gain the approval of several of the male crocodiles, and he was able to sit on their backs and travel around the Niluo River. And this old minotaur who came out of nowhere was able to make these bay crocodiles bow down to him, which is really incredible. In order to maintain their body temperature, the bay crocodile will go ashore to bask in the sun for a period of time every day, just like now. O'Neill and the others have also told everyone in the mud snail secluded land, but at this time, don't provoke these bay crocodiles, this is their time to enjoy, they will have requirements for the surrounding environment, and they will do it when they feel very safe. If you provoke them at this time, they will have a bad temper.

In this way, could it be that this old minotaur made these bay crocodiles feel very safe and very kind? Captain Cao wondered what the old guy had used to make these crocodiles so friendly. His motive can be said to be very non-existent. Being bitten by these bay crocodiles, even if this old minotaur has a strong body, he is afraid that he will have to unload a large piece of meat, ordinary people have no nervous problems, who would even ignore his name in order to pretend to be forced?

In order to explore the truth and reality, Commander Cao finally decided to put down the drawbridge and walked out of the mud snail with the twelve angry men of the raiding group. The old minotaur was very calm, he didn't even bother to move his buttocks, and he didn't bother to lift his eyelids, his eyes and whole body seemed to be focused on the fish float in the center of the moat, which was completely unmoving. If it weren't for the sound of insects still chirping around, it would almost make people feel that this is a vivid picture.

Seeing Captain Cao and the others approaching, the dozens of giant bay crocodiles all turned their heads in unison, and a pair of unemotional eyes stared directly at Captain Cao and the others, which made people feel stunned. O'Neill also felt that he couldn't hold his face, but these were all their pets, but they became white-eyed wolves who ate inside and out, or in front of the boss, which made O'Neill angry. After drinking for a long time, O'Neill drove the reluctant beasts into the river. It was only at this time that Captain Cao approached the old minotaur's side. But even so, the other party did not react at all. Looking at it from afar, this old minotaur has a bit of the taste of fairy wind bones, and when he looks closer, he is even more childish, in addition to a silver hair and a pair of snow-white horns, the skin on the old minotaur's face is also extremely smooth, glowing with a touch of red light. The pair of round and jade white horns are a very typical one among the strange stories that have been passed down from generation to generation by the Beamon orcs.

It is said that any Boer minotaur can see his qualifications just by a pair of horns on his head. But if the shape is symmetrical and the score is exactly the same, it means that it is a very rare and intelligent person. If its color is pitch black without any variegation, it is a person with great wisdom that is rare in a hundred years. If it is a milky white without variegation, it is a saint who only comes out once in a thousand years. The horns of this old minotaur are definitely the rarest kind. When Commander Cao saw it, he couldn't help but speculate viciously, if he killed this old man, sawing off that pair of horns would definitely be an extremely rare collectible, and if he sold it on the black market, he would definitely sell it for a good price. Captain Cao didn't care so much about this kind of legend of strange power and chaos, in Captain Cao's opinion, it was just a simple physical feature, how could it represent so much? Just like everyone, their appearance is different, and there are geniuses among the handsome guys, such as Captain Cao. There are also geniuses among the ugly eight monsters. Just one physical trait makes Captain Cao feel that he is a saint, unless Captain Cao eats too much.

Captain Cao made a look, and immediately Xibu jumped out and played the identity of the evil slave, and snatched the old minotaur's fishing rod with his hand. Pretending to be a superior in front of the people of the raiding regiment will definitely not work. Those who have followed Cao Tuan for a long time know that Captain Cao is a master master in this way. As early as in Sri Lanka, in order to blackmail the money of those human profiteers, Chief Cao created a "master of the world" like the old man of Portupo. Even when he came to the Realm of Exile, Head Cao did not change this bad habit. Usually, if there is any collective activity, the head of the Cao regiment will also make a special trip to drag the old man Ao to dress up and make up for him personally, only need to move a little bit of hands and feet, and immediately make the old man Ao look "full of holy light", so that those who don't know what is going on will regard the old man Ao as the saint of the world, and it is the golden sign of the plundering group to the outside world. To put it bluntly, it's actually very simple, Head Cao just grinded some fluorescent stones, put them in the lampshade to gather light for a few hours, and then sprinkled it on Old Man Ao as pollen, and then deliberately pressed down the light around him, and the effect naturally came out. In this regard, Head Cao has always claimed that he is not a production saint, he is just a hard-working makeup artist.

Under such a premise, you can imagine how unkind the raiders are to this kind of behavior of pretending to be a master of the world. Sibu is a relatively polite young man, if he is replaced by a hairy man who is not so polite, such as Barkley, it is estimated that he will pick up the old minotaur and shake it first to see if there is anything like phosphor. But when Sibu confiscated the old minotaur's fishing tackle, everyone around him was stunned. Because the old minotaur pretended to be far beyond their imagination, the fishing rod in Xibu's hand was just a slender bamboo rod, and the other end was tied with a fishing line made of fine linen, and a fish float fell in the middle. Speaking of fishing, at least there must be a hook on the rod, but this old man doesn't even have one. But look at the oilcloth-covered bamboo basket beside him, and there are a few fat salmon already in it! How the did this happen? Was it really fishing with his mind, or did the old man prepare the fish before he came to act?

Captain Cao was particularly touched, and said in his heart that this old man was really good at pretending to be a god and making an undead, thinking that he could fool people by pretending to be Jiang Taigong from another world? When Jiang Taigong was fishing in Weishui, the fishing hook he used was straight, and this old man was even more sullen, and even the hook was saved, just a line. This kind of trick can't even deceive the twelve angry men of the plundering group, and of course, it can't deceive the head of Cao, the saint maker.

Being treated so rudely, the old minotaur didn't have the slightest emotion, just sighed, and then raised his head and stared at Captain Cao. That merciful and kind gaze is like a virtuous person looking at an indefatigable villain. If there is no deep acting precipitation, it is absolutely impossible to interpret this kind of look so well. Captain Cao also often does this kind of business, playing the priest of the Beamon Temple, and playing the god stick is a necessary skill. But compared with this old thing, it is still more than a star and a half short.

"Tell me, who are you? What are you doing here? What is the purpose of what is it? Is it a spy who was sent here to find out the news, or is it a warlock who wants to beg for a few porridge money here?"

Captain Cao's left face is written with knowledge, and the right face is engraved with stubbornness, which is full of slow malice at the beginning. In the current view, Commander Cao is a tyrant of the present era, with vicious words and a hard-hearted heart. Anyway, this old minotaur looks like a handful of old people, no matter what, they are all elders of Captain Cao. If it weren't for the fact that his pretending to be too independent, according to Captain Cao's consistent temperament, he would have invited this old man to his home to serve a cup of tea. Respecting the old and loving the young is also a key construction project of spiritual civilization that Head Cao has been advocating in the mud snail. On these points, Commander Cao always leads by example and never deviates from the norm. It's the first time this has happened today.

"Are you talking to the old man?" the old minotaur smiled calmly, and said indifferently: "I'm just following the water of the Niluo River, fishing here, and I have no purpose." If you really want to say that there is any purpose, there is no other desire, but I hope that the world will be peaceful, the people will be happy and happy, and share the blessings of peace. ”

"Tut-tut......" Head Cao smacked his tongue, looked around at the people around him, and sneered: "Do you hear it? What is the realm! You all remember it for Lao Tzu, you will go out to the pit and be abducted and deceived in the future, and it is really not good if you don't have some cultural heritage." Look at the level of this old goods, the export is in chapters, and the tongue moves, which is the realm of worrying about the country and the people. In the future, you must also achieve this level!"

Captain Cao's words directly stunned the old minotaur, he really had never seen such a vicious person as Captain Cao, and he criticized him as soon as he came up. This kind of treatment has never been encountered in the life of this old minotaur. Stunned for a moment, Fang Cai looked at Captain Cao with a strange look and said: "You kid is unruly, is the old man having a grudge against you?" Even if you are a passer-by who meets in Pingshui, when you come to you, you should be a little hospitable." It is said that there is a peerless wine in the mud snail secluded place, and the host is hospitable. I came here today, but I was very disappointed!"

"Fuck your mother's fart! I plundered the fine wine and delicacies of the group, which was to entertain friends, and I would never give you such an old man called Hanako who pretended to be a god and a ghost from an unknown source!" The sneer on Captain Cao's face deepened a little, and as he expected, where did this old man fish here with the water of the Niluo River? It was clear that he had made a special trip to meet Captain Cao. This is obviously a common irony, where can we make Captain Cao give in? Commander Cao patted the old minotaur on the shoulder with a heavy face, and said, "If it weren't for the fact that you are an old man, I would have kicked you into the river to feed the fish." I'm still here to kindly advise you, you have lived so long with great difficulty, don't pretend to be forced to lose your life here. I'm giving you a chance to mend your ways, you leave here honestly, and then change your mind and become a new person, you still have a chance to have a good end in your life. If not, don't blame me for not giving you face, my patience is limited. ”

Chief Cao's words are more vicious than one sentence, if this old minotaur has any cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, his words alone are enough to make others angry. The old minotaur's original smiling expression could no longer be maintained, and an incomprehensible person like Captain Cao, he could see that good words had no effect at all.

"Young man, do you know who I am?" the old minotaur took a deep breath, and finally suppressed his anger. But the expression on his face has shown that he is in a very bad mood now, this old minotaur already has a kind of momentum of not being angry and arrogant, so he is not angry, which makes people feel that he is not an ordinary person.

It's a pity that he met Captain Cao, who didn't eat oil and salt, and Captain Cao just glanced at him, and the disdainful expression on his face also showed Captain Cao's thoughts. Even a fool can see that Captain Cao is already very impatient. Captain Cao said with an unkind face: "Who are you?

Hearing this kind of words, the twelve angry men of the raiding group were all cold in their hearts. They all looked at this old minotaur with sympathy, I don't know how many people have suffered a lot from Captain Cao's three-inch tongue, what are you going to compete with him? Once Captain Cao becomes vicious, even the gods of the heavens will be so angry with him, let alone these flesh-and-blood living people. The twelve angry men of the raiding group still believe in this kind of thing, this old minotaur doesn't seem to be a big traitor, but if he wants to deal with Captain Cao, this method was used wrong from the beginning, and he should go back and reflect on it again.

"Confiscate his fishing tackle and drive him away. Captain Cao waved his hand, and the order to evict the guests had already been issued.

"I'm Greg Popovich. The old minotaur was obviously on the verge of being unbearable, and began to report to his family. As long as you know a little bit about human feelings, you know that in the case of this kind of confrontation. As long as it is time to report to the door, it means that the situation is not optimistic. This old minotaur pretended to be forced for a long time to create such an atmosphere, and in this way, it is tantamount to abandoning all the previous efforts...... (To be continued.) )