Chapter 596: How Am I Not Like It
Zhang Handu had already walked to the door of the room, heard the voice, and stopped. He turned his head, frowned, and said, "When did I become a scumbag?" ”
"You've slept with dozens of women, and you're not a scumbag?" Li Fan said directly.
"I ......" Zhang Han was speechless on the spot, he bragged about 13 yesterday. But then again, what I want now is a scumbag design.
But even so, it can't be easily admitted. Zhang Han deliberately said: "I call it the true character of a hero!" What a scumbag...... Don't defile your innocence......"
"Poof!"
Li Fan laughed on the spot, followed by a soft chirp, "Bah! ”
"It's also a word, are scumbags so reasonable?" Levan said.
"Handsome, no way!" Zhang Han stretched his waist and said, "It's nothing else, I'll go to sleep......"
"Don't mind, you just stay in this room and sleep!" Levan said.
"No......" Zhang Han was stunned on the spot and said, "I'm sleeping in your house, what's the matter...... Lonely men and widows, I'm easy to be dishonest......"
"It's okay...... It's not like we haven't slept in the same bed before...... You sleep in this room......" said Levan with a grin.
Zhang Hanxin said, what do you mean by this? I say I'm a scumbag...... You're still letting me sleep in this house...... It wasn't the time to let me out yesterday......
Zhang Han deliberately shook his head and said, "You drove me away last night, and now let me come back, it's all up to you!" Do you know that there is a saying that you want to separate in the first place, and if you are separated, you will be separated......"
"I'll go to your uncle's!" Li Fan stepped forward, grabbed Zhang Han's arm, and dragged the person to the bed. She said forcefully: "I let you sleep here, and you will sleep here, so that I don't have nightmares at night!" ”
"I'm not a door god, I don't have nightmares, what should I ......do," Zhang Han said with an innocent face.
"Hurry up and go to bed, where is so much nonsense! Raise your spirits, and you have to act tomorrow! Li Fan said scoldingly.
Then she went over and closed the door and turned off the light.
The room became dark, Zhang Han frowned secretly, and thought about whether he was not scumbag enough.
Since this is the case, let's behave a little bit of scum and let Li Fan be honest completely.
After making up his mind, Zhang Han simply took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of big pants, and went to the bed to lie down. Li Fan slowly came to the bedside, she could feel that Zhang Han was on this side, and said angrily: "You go inside and lie down." ”
Zhang Han didn't act immediately, and deliberately said in his mouth: "I'm thinking, help you undress......
"You ......" Li Fan was almost angry with Zhang Han's words!
I never imagined that Zhang Han would be embarrassed to say such a thing.
"I don't need your help! Hurry up and let me in and lie down! Levan shouted.
"Lie down, lie down......" Zhang Han turned over and lay on the other side.
Levan sat down on the bed and began to undress.
In her heart, she couldn't help but wonder whether Zhang Han's words just now were acting in his true colors, or deliberately angry with her.
Li Fan immediately thought of what happened this morning, he was only wearing pants and a vest, in this case, Zhang Han didn't look at her more, where is what kind of scumbag is the style!
"Humph!" Li Fan snorted secretly and begged in his heart: "Is it okay to pretend with me there!" If you want to pretend to be a scumbag, you don't look like you......"
Thinking of this, she simply took off her coat and pants generously, leaving only her bra and pants.
Li Fan usually sleeps and never likes to wear a bra. But right now, although the lights are turned off, it's a bit troublesome.
Li Fan thought about it, let's make do with sleep first, anyway, when I was in the unit, I didn't have to sleep in clothes.
She went to bed and lay down, and slept with her eyes closed, but where could she fall asleep so easily. She peeked at Zhang Han, Zhang Han turned his back to her, looking very regular.
"Sure enough......" Li Fan said in his heart, "just pretending to be with me......"
Li Fan couldn't help but feel moved, he couldn't sleep anyway, so it was better to tease this kid.
So, Li Fan deliberately said: "Scumbags are so honest in bed?" ”
Zhang Han didn't fall asleep either, he was thinking about it and quickly went to sleep. Who would have thought that Li Fan would come again.
Zhang Han said: "Normally, it must be dishonest. But you are a ...... I don't dare......"
"Are you a scumbag or not, what does it have to do with whether I am a security or not?" Levan asked.
"Why not...... Other women, scum will be over in one go...... You are the ...... of law and order If you are scummed, how can there be good fruit to eat......" Zhang Han said with a grin: "As a polic, you should have found something...... Among women from all walks of life, there are ...... who have encountered scumbags You are the only one who is safe and secure, and you have never met a scumbag......"
Li Fan thought about it, it seemed to be the same thing, I don't know about it anywhere else, anyway, the female security officer of their security department didn't seem to have met a scumbag.
Also, their industry is really not something that scumbags dare to offend easily.
"It seems that I still stain the light of my profession, otherwise, I will also make you scum." Levan said.
"You're glad to go." Zhang Han said.
When he said this, Zhang Han almost didn't laugh out loud.
Fortunately, he was carrying Li Fan on his back, blind in the dark light, and the smile on his face would not be discovered.
"I'm glad I'm still glad about this...... Li Fan couldn't help but laugh and said, "Then when you scum others, how are you usually scumber?" ”
"How else can you scum...... The scumbag's tricks are ......," Zhang Han said.
"For example?" Levan asked.
When Zhang Han was in school, he didn't even touch his sister, so how could he be a scumbag.
But now that Li Fan asked, he couldn't help but answer. He stubbornly said, "It's like other scumbags...... I'm so handsome...... The girls in the school pounced on me one by one...... I'm ...... with this today Tomorrow and it's ......"
"That's amazing...... Then how are you and girls when you are in bed......" Li Fan asked deliberately again.
"This ...... It's indescribable......" Zhang Han said.
"Not yet describeable...... Whatever you say, it's like it's true......" Levan said.
"It's true." Zhang Han said seriously.
"Then you let me feel how you scumbag other women......" Li Fan said deliberately.
I......
When Zhang Han heard this, he was stunned on the spot......
"It's not...... What do you mean...... This is the first time I've heard of such an unreasonable request......," Zhang Han said.
"I'm mostly not scumbag...... I want to feel ......," Levan said.
"Then you can find someone else's scum......" Zhang Han said.
"You also said, how can I easily meet a scumbag in my profession. It's hard to meet you, it's all a rare ......," Li Fan said.
Good guy, this is directly using Zhang Han's previous words to choke Zhang Han.
Zhang Han immediately said: "Then you don't have to tell others that you are law and order, in this case, the probability of encountering a scumbag is great." ”
"I let you say everything...... I'm getting more and more skeptical now...... You don't look like a scumbag......" Li Fan said.
"Why don't I look like it?" Zhang Han immediately asked.
(End of chapter)