Chapter 214: Lao Tzu is Ebu, who are you XX?

"I said Xiao Mo, or else. Shall we go out to a movie or something? ”

"Huh?"

There was light snow outside the window, and the girl's laughter could be heard across the wall.

In the hotel room, the Serie A game was playing on the TV, and Chen Mo, who was sitting on the edge of the bed holding hot milk and taking a sip, turned his head and looked at Messi on the bed: "Watching a movie?" What movie to watch? ”

"Uh, why don't you watch a horror movie?"

Messi collapsed on the bed, his expression a little uncomfortable. Hearing that he wanted to watch a horror movie, Chen Mo frowned strangely and looked at the wall: "I said. You guy completely has a woman and forgot his brother, don't you remember the ghost I'm most afraid of?! ”

"Ahem, you can try it once in a while."

"I'm really convinced, okay, okay, okay, but are you sure that Antonella will choose to sleep with Ling instead of Kaoru after watching a horror movie?"

Chen Mo smiled and teased, the selection of the Golden Boy Award is a major event in life, as Messi's hair, he naturally knows what Messi desires most at this time, but it is just between Messi's sullen personality

He had contacted Antonella before he came, and now Antonella and Kaoru Tsukichi were in the next room.

"I don't have that idea!"

"Hey, what are you pretending to be, just chase it if you like, be careful that Antonella will be wrong because of your hesitation."

"No? Will it be wrong? ”

I still wanted to deny it, but after hearing Chen Mo's words, Messi pouted, and Chen Mo took a sip of milk: "Don't you feel it?" When we went back to Argentina for New Year's last year, Antonella's eyes changed a little when she looked at you. ”

"What do you mean?"

Messi scratched his head, Chen Mo rolled his eyes: "You are really stupid, didn't you find that Antonella is a girl with a very strong personality?" You were an ordinary person before, and she didn't have any burden to communicate with you, even if she took the initiative to pester you, she didn't feel anything, but now that you are a star, okay, if she takes the initiative again, she will feel pressure, such as [Will he look down on me] [Will others think I'm fancy his money] This kind of bloody plot and the like. ”

"Huh?"

Messi was dumbfounded, Chen Mo shook his head helplessly, drank dry milk in a sip, and jumped out of bed: "Okay, I feel that you don't understand, hurry up and change your clothes, let's go to the movies." ”

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β€œJingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the wayβ€”β€”

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells."

The cold wind was gentle and there was light snow in the sky, but this did not affect the noisy and joyous crowd in the streets. As the producer of nearly one-third of Italy's chocolate, it is known as the sweetest "chocolate capital" in Italy, and today is Christmas, and the atmosphere on the street is lively.

Walking on the Italian streets full of classical charm and decorated with various Christmas costumes, holding Yuechi Kaoru, passing by the lively crowd, Chen Mo also had a relaxed smile on his face. At this time, looking at a group of children dressed up cute and adorable on the street, wearing Santa Claus hats, Kaoru Tsukichi's eyes turned into bright jelly-shaped, and Chen Mo's arms tightened: "Xiao Mo, when will we have a baby." ”

"Huh?!"

The sudden topic of giving birth to a child was directly fixed for Chen Mo, and he didn't know how to answer for a long time, seeing his stupid appearance, Yuechi Kaoru's face was slightly red, and she shook her chin arrogantly: "What, people are already twenty years old, okay!" You're like a piece of wood! ”

"Uh, why don't you try it tonight?"

"Don't even think about it!"

β€œ.”

"Humph!"

How can anyone ask directly, don't you know how to buy some flowers or something, and then push the boat down the river?!

Looking at Chen Mo, who was still a little stunned, Kaoru Tsukichi, who was wearing a white fat down jacket, pulled out his left hand that was poked in the other party's pocket, and hugged his arms with his hands in a huff, his cheeks bulging like marshmallows.

She loves and hates Chen Mo's character, love is because Chen Mo is different from other athletes, he never mixes nightclubs, and he doesn't eye-to-eye with other girls, almost all his thoughts are on football, and he hates because. I love football so much!

Every night, you can be alone in the yard until 90 o'clock, and then take a shower and go to bed!

Obviously not married yet, she is about to become a widow!

Why did she suddenly get angry?

It's strange to be a woman.

Looking at Kaoru Yuechi's soft and glutinous cheeks, he couldn't understand, Chen Mo scratched his head, didn't say anything, reached out to hug Kaoru Yuechi's waist, turned his head to look at the pair behind him who were walking very close and communicating in a whisper, Messi and Antonella, stretched out his hand and pointed to the opposite shopping mall: "Hey, there's a movie theater there, do you want to go?" ”

"Everything."

β€œ.”

Messi's face was perfunctory, and even frowned, as if he was a little dissatisfied with Chen Mo for breaking his solitary atmosphere with Antonella.

What a love brain

Feeling the snickering smile of Yuechi Kaoru beside him, Chen Mo rolled his eyes, "Then there." ”

A group of four people walked through the pedestrian street, preparing to go to the mall, when a commotion suddenly caused nearby.

"Ronaldo!"

"Oh! It's Ronaldo!! ”

"He's looking for passers-by to fight alone!"

A lot of cheering little boys ran past him, Ronaldo? Chen Mo was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Messi: "Is Xiao Luo here too?" ”

"No, he's already past the age of the Golden Boy Award."

Messi shook his head.

Could it be. Real Madrid's Ronaldo?

Why did he come to Italy?

Curious, Chen Mo led Yuechi Kaoru to the edge of the crowd and stood on tiptoe, and at this glance, the expression on his face instantly became very exciting, "Avero??? ”

In the center of the crowd, a man with resolute eyes and a tall figure was playing passers-by with gorgeous ball skills, and there were many cameras around him.

"It's a show."

Understanding what happened, Chen Mo twitched the corners of his mouth.

Since the Internet has become more and more developed and videos can be uploaded, many athletes have begun to engage in this kind of marketing methods, such as recording a video of dressing up as an old man to play football on the field, and then revealing his true face after a bloody abuse to shock the audience.

This kind of video is indeed watched by many people, and the publicity effect is very good, after all, it is full of gimmicks, and Adidas wanted to help him shoot such a promotional video and put it on the Internet for publicity, but he felt that it was too troublesome, and he had to put on makeup or something, so he refused directly.

"This guy has real energy."

For Ronaldo, Chen Mo didn't want to have anything to do with him now, shook his head and was about to turn around and leave, at this moment, the little boy next to him looked at his face under the cap, his pupils gradually dilated, and he instantly screamed: "Oh!! Old!! It's Chen! And also. Oh! Oh my God! And Messi!! ”

"Chan and Messi?! Where is it?! ”

"Oh! Are they really it?! ”

"I'm so lucky, I have to go and get an autograph!"

The crowd turned their heads in an instant, but this is Turin, which has two football clubs, Juventus and Torino, plus Serie A is known as the mini-World Cup, and it is full of stars.

Seeing Chen Mo and Messi, two new generation players who are not superstars and can only be regarded as supernovas, passers-by are not overly fanatical, but they just cast curious eyes, but some children are very excited.

"Chen! Messi! Are you here to challenge Ronaldo?! ”

"Oh! I'm looking forward to it! ”

The children coaxed, and the adults also moved out of the way to both sides, making way for a passage connecting Ronaldo's performance venue, but Chen Mo was not interested in this kind of thing, and waved his hand again and again: "Sorry, we still have something to do." ”

As he spoke, he was about to leave with the big guy, when a scream of an obvious pinched throat suddenly came from the crowd.

"Kill them! Ronaldo! Prove that you are the strongest of the new generation! Prove that you are Ronaldo! ”

What the heck?!

Turning his head, he saw a super tall white man standing under the street lamp a little taller than Giroud at 193, but when he looked carefully, the person had disappeared, but although the person had disappeared, he did make things happen.

"Oh! Heads-up - heads-up - heads-up - "

"Heads-up!! I'm going to watch Barcelona vs Manchester United in advance! ”

"Oh, yes! Barcelona seems to be going to play against Manchester United in the round of 16 this year, so it's a good show! ”

"Ronaldo, are you scared?!"

The crowd was completely excited, and they all coaxed, seeing this situation, Ronaldo's expression struggled, and finally looked at the two with resolute eyes, and forced a smile: "It's all here."

β€œ.”

Chen Mo was speechless, looked at Messi, and made a look: "You go, you are going to play against Manchester United in a while." ”

"Okay, get it for me."

Messi bit his lip, took off his down jacket and handed it to Chen Mo, there was no tension on his face, he was just not good at dealing with strangers, he was not timid and afraid, otherwise it would be impossible to play a phenomenal performance under the gaze of 80,000 spectators at Camp Nou.

"Come on, Leo, I'll buy you juice!"

Antonella gave Messi a sweet smile and pulled Kaoru Tsukichi to run to the roadside shop. Standing opposite, Ronaldo saw that it was Messi on the stage, and his expression suddenly relaxed a lot.

He has never played against Messi, and his understanding of Messi has only been seen in some videos, in his opinion, this inconspicuous little man is obviously much easier to deal with than Chen Mo, who is physically strong and fierce in defense!

Ronaldo's thoughts Chen Mo didn't know, and suddenly became alone, so he had to walk to the side of the two-person field and pestle.

It is said to be a venue, but in fact it is a normal street, with a small goal about the width of a desk next to it.

Not long after, as Messi walked into the field, the host next to him held a small speaker: "Friends next to me, please expand the range, okay, thank you." So, Messi, welcome to you, I'll introduce you to the rules.

The rules are very simple, one-on-one into that goal is counted as a point, the first to accumulate five points will win, and can receive our Christmas gift, and then, the side that scores the ball can continue to serve and attack, the ball rolls to the area where the current spectator is located is considered to lose the ball, are the rules clear? ”

"No problem."

The rule is very simple, that is, as long as you can score a goal, you can always attack, unless the ball is out of bounds, Messi gestures OK, but his attention is obviously not entirely on football, but sneaking a peek at Antonella in the juice shop not far away.

Soon, as Ronaldo, as the attacker, gently licked the ball with his right foot to the front of Messi, the atmosphere became more enthusiastic.

"Ah!! Ronaldo !! ”

The right ear was yelled at by a Ronaldo female fan to the point of some tinnitus, Chen Mo was shocked, and hurriedly moved two steps to the left, and at this time, a familiar voice came from behind him: "Hey brother, do you think your brother can win?" ”

Looking sideways, I saw that the person who spoke was the tall strong man who screamed before, unlike the previous blurred light that I couldn't see clearly, at this time, after seeing the other party's face up close, Chen Mo raised his eyebrows: "You are Juventus's Ibrasi"

"Zlatan Ibrahimovic, haha, the name is not a dick?!"

β€œ.”

Yi Bu clasped his arms with both hands, with an inexplicable arrogance on his face, and Chen Mo drew two black lines on his forehead: "The person who stirred up trouble just now was you, right?" ”

"That's right! How's that, don't you find it exciting?! ”

"Irritating hair, trouble is dead."

"Trouble?! Oh, don't you think that Aveiro is too?! How dare you run to my Zlatan territory at Christmas! He's out of bounds! But why does he want to be called Ronaldo? According to the first paragraph of your Latin family of names with patronymic names, shouldn't he be called Cristiano Aveiro? ”

Ibu was very socially aggressive, chatted a few words, wrinkled his nose, and his face was full of questions.

Glancing at Messi, who was forced to eat a goal by Ronaldo on the field, Chen Mo was speechless: "Ghost knows, I don't know him well." "The Portuguese name is similar to their Argentine Spanish name, which is the first paragraph of the first name + middle name + mother's surname + father's surname.

However, in Spanish, the father's surname comes before the mother's surname, such as Messi's full name, Lionel AndrΓ©s Messi Cuchtini.

Lionel and Andreas are the first and middle names, Messi is the father's surname, and Cuccitini is the mother's surname.

He Chen Mo is the same, but he doesn't have a middle name, a full name, Mo Chen Stabilai.

Normally, it is Mo Chen, but since Chen Mo was born, Chen Fei has always called him Chen Mo with Chinese pronunciation, as well as Xiao Mo, fortunately, Chen Mo and Xiao Mo's Chinese pronunciation is simple, and others will follow this nickname in spoken language.

But no matter how simplified it is, it has to be the name and surname of the child to advertise or something, and the one printed on the back of the jersey is also [MOΒ· CHENΒ· S], while Ronaldo's full name is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro.

Cristiano and Ronaldo are both his names, and his father's surname is Aveiro, whether in Portuguese or Spanish, the middle name is hidden like the mother's surname, so Ronaldo is called Cristiano Aveiro.

As for what Cristiano Ronaldo. Either you don't want your father's surname, or you just want to deceive foreigners who don't understand Portuguese.

"It's such a great character to be able to bend and stretch."

Chen Mo secretly rolled his eyes, and at this time, the Ibu monster on the side shouted: "Oh, what are you doing in a daze, your brother has been scored again!" Go up and help him! ”

In the blink of an eye, the field was already 0-2, and Messi was two goals behind. Looking at Messi's gradually serious expression, Chen Mo shrugged: "Don't worry, that guy is going to be finished." ”

"Hahaha, do you trust your friends so much? Worthy of the man I admire Zlatan! Eh, I've always wanted to ask you, how did you feel when you didn't take anesthetic and stitched on the sidelines? ”

"What can I do, it hurts."

"No, no, I mean, how do the fans look at you? Do you have a special admiration?! It's like looking at God? ”

Hearing this, Chen Mo was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Yi Bu: "I said you guy. Wouldn't you want to come to such a show? ”

"Why not? This is a famous scene that will be sung all over the world! This B, I Zlatan must not miss! ”

β€œ.”

What kind of guy with a ghost brain circuit, he was choked up several times in just a few minutes and couldn't speak at all, Chen Mo shut up directly, and at this time, Antonella and Kaoru Yuechi, who were buying juice, also walked back.

"How's the battle going?!"

"Also"

"Oh, pretty young lady, your boyfriend is going to lose!"

Kaoru Yuechi handed the orange juice to Chen Mo, Antonella immediately asked curiously in the back, Chen Mo was just about to speak, but Unexpectedly, Ebu interjected first.

Ibu is tall and tall, but Antonella is not stage frightened at all, and the key is that she can't understand Swedish and English at all, so she turned her head to look at Chen Mo: "Who is he?" ”

"A passerby, don't care too much."

As he spoke, ignoring Eevee's injured and curious expression, he took Kaoru Tsukichi and Antonella to move two steps sideways, and refocused his gaze on the two in the center of the clearing, but there wasn't much to pay attention to.

Ronaldo's passing ability is indeed very good, but the feeling of his feet is actually relatively stiff, which is a typical fast horse on the side, mainly relying on the sudden emergency stop after a long-distance run and then breaking out to change direction, but this field obviously does not give him space for long-distance running.

However, Messi is not a defensive player, and with the disadvantage of height and strength, he was soon scored by Ronaldo.

"Oh! With a three-goal lead, it seems that our Ronaldo is better, Messi has to work hard! ”

"Ronaldo !!"

β€œSiu!!!”

With a 3-0 lead, the organisers and Ronaldo fans were happy.

A smug smile appeared on Ronaldo's face when he re-served, he stood close to the girl and stopped the ball, facing Messi, the compass leg stood upright, his left foot was gently raised and the ball was constantly around, and his mouth made a strange sound, which seemed to have completely mastered Messi, but he didn't notice that Messi's expression at this time had become more and more serious.

Soon, as he was ready to sink his shoulders again, Messi directly stretched out his left foot and stabbed the ball at his feet.

"Oh! A beautiful break! Now it's Messi attacking! ”

"Come on, little one, use your best strength!"

The atmosphere of the audience next to him was very high, and Ronaldo also trembled, he leaned forward, lowered his center of gravity slightly, pulled the jeans on his thighs up with both hands, and said some hanging words in his mouth, but in the next second, his eyes widened instantly!

"What's this startup speed?!"

Between the lightning and fire, after a few steps of dribbling diagonally around the ball on the toe of the left foot sideways, Messi suddenly started to the right with a burst and went straight into Ronaldo's left shoulder, Ronaldo has not yet reacted, Messi has come to the left shoulder.

"It's going to be passed!"

Ronaldo was shocked, his left shoulder sank back for the first time, turned around and chased back to the left, but at the moment he moved his footsteps, Messi, who was moving forward at high speed, suddenly froze, like an arrow shot at the bull's-eye, and paused directly, but the center of gravity of the whole person did not shake at all, and at the same time, before Ronaldo stretched out the left foot of the broken ball, Messi gently plucked the ball with his right foot, and a light croquette dialed the ball to his left foot, the center of gravity leaned to the left, and the left foot led the ball to the left!

"Can't let him pass!"

Suddenly, the speed slowed down and then accelerated, but Ronaldo still forcibly twisted his body and turned to the right, but in the next second, Messi, who led the ball to the left with his left foot, suddenly changed his left ankle, and the arch of his foot touched the ball around the instep of the ball, and then pulled it violently to the right!

"It's over!"

Within three steps, Messi is faster than a bullet!

To the right, to the left, and then to the right, almost in the blink of an eye, Messi directly completed three high-frequency changes of direction, and this time, Ronaldo could no longer maintain his center of gravity, and was directly shaken to the ground, and could only watch Messi easily push the ball into the small goal.

"Oh"

"Oh God! What kind of speed is this?! ”

"It's too fast! Oh my god, is he so fast? Sure enough, you have to see it up close! ”

"No wonder the Golden Boy Award can be ranked second, it's really amazing."

"There is a big gap between the twelfth and the second."

Passers-by on the sidelines were chattering and discussing, Ronaldo was so embarrassed that he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and his eyes when he looked at Messi changed from banter to resentment!

"Again, you won't be so lucky next time!"

Ronaldo was still unconvinced, seeing this scene, the corners of Chen Mo's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and it was useless to be hard-mouthed.

Things are similar to what Chen Mo thought, after getting the right to attack, Messi began to use Ronaldo as a telephone pole, and there is no bull's tail, fancy actions such as stepping on a bicycle, it is all kinds of emergency stops and changes, heavy shoulders and swaying, it looks simple, but it can't be prevented!

Soon, 1 to 3, 2 to 3, 3 to 3, 4 to 3, in less than two minutes, Messi scored four goals in a row, not to mention the defender Ronaldo, even the passers-by and the audience were directly stunned!

"That's an exaggeration."

"Oh my God, I must go to Barcelona to watch this year's Champions League match!"

"It's too strong! His feet seem to be enchanted! ”

This kind of close-up viewing is not watching a live broadcast on TV, it's like watching the 100-meter race of the Olympic Games, and it's not much faster to watch those people on TV, but if you stand on the sidelines, let alone the Olympic games, even those sports students in the sports meeting, they run like a gust of wind, giving people a sensory impact that is at least a hundred times stronger than on TV!

"Is he really an earthling?"

Looking at Messi's legs, which were so fast that they almost pulled out the afterimage, Ibu frowned strangely, but quickly shook his head again: "It's okay, he's an alien, and I'm God, it's not a conflict." ”

β€œ.”

Listening to Ibu's fragmented thoughts, Chen Mo was speechless, and at this time, the juggling scene on the field also came to the final stage.

was chased by Messi four goals in a row, Ronaldo couldn't sit still at all, and started to get started directly when defending, but it was useless to get started, don't look at Messi is not tall, but he is really stable in the center of gravity, and he can't push it down at all, but Ronaldo because of the big gap under his feet because of the push, and Messi directly shot the ball into the net through the crotch.

"Sharp footwork!"

"Great! Bub! Come to Juventus!! ”

"Can you sign it for me! I love you to death! ”

Although it was just a joke street game, I have to say that it was really comfortable to watch Messi play, as Messi won the small game, the atmosphere became more enthusiastic, and Messi, who was out of the game mode, returned to his shy smile and waved to the fans around him.

The organizer with the horn was also ready to send Messi a Christmas hat and a Christmas magic wand, but Ronaldo's eyes were cold, and he finally had to pack up his things and prepare to slip away quietly, but when he was about to clean up the goal, a long leg stepped on it, and then, several 500 euro banknotes were in front of him.

"The ball and the goal, Uncle Ben Zlatan bought it."

As he spoke, Ibu snatched the ball from the organizer's hand, turned his head to look at Chen Mo, and showed a provocative smile: "Pick?" ”

Pick a ghost.

Chen Mo, who really has no interest in this kind of street football, and it is a cold day, and he just wants to hurry up after watching the movie and go back to the hotel to sleep with his girlfriend, handed the down jacket to Messi and shook his head: "I'm not interested." ”

"Hey, hey, don't be so faceless!"

The imaginary scene of the old enemy meeting was very burning and did not appear, and Ibu's expression was a little embarrassed, and at this moment, a few voices came from the crowd next to him.

"Xiao Mo, aren't you scared!"

"I think he's scared, too."

"!!"

"Hey, nasty guy, he only dares to be fierce to me!"

The voices are very familiar, looking sideways, I saw that there were a few more figures under the tent outside the cafΓ© next to me, and when I looked at it, Chen Mo suddenly had a pain, Iniesta, Torres and Ramos, the three Spanish people, were drinking coffee, snickering on one side, and the voice was more than this, turning his head to look at the second floor of the restaurant on the side, Fabregas and Rooney were leaning against the window and beckoning.

"These guys. It's rare to find a chance to rest, a group of old men don't go to the bar to hunt for beauty and come to visit what street! ”

They were all old acquaintances, and they were strange and sarcastic, speechless, Chen Mo turned to Yuechi Kaoru and shrugged helplessly, looked back at Yibu, and said with a smile: "Have you thought about what cruel words to use after losing?" ”

"Hey, Zlatan will never lose!"

.

"Hey, this guy is really, he gets excited as soon as he is provoked, and the movie is obviously about to start."

Seeing Chen Mo moving his body slightly in the center of the crowd, Kaoru Yuechi glanced at his watch, his expression was a little helpless, and next to him, Antonella smiled: "Is this the so-called football widow?" ”

"That's better than the current situation of the two of you, I don't know what the two of you are thinking, it's interesting to each other, but I just don't confess."

Kaoru Tsukichi joked narrowly, Antonella blushed, glanced at Messi, whose attention had been completely sucked away by football, a trace of helplessness flashed in his eyes, and then turned into a trace of murderousness!

"I decided! I'll go buy alcohol later! ”

"Huh?"

Suddenly the topic took a sharp turn, and Kaoru Tsukichi was stunned for a moment, but her eyes widened, and her big eyes were full of horror: "No! You're going to go to jail! Anyu, you have to calm down! ”

"No, no, of course not, you're completely crooked! I just think it's easier to say something with a little drink. But. I need you to help me create space to be alone with Leo, is that okay? ”

"Ugh"

Antonella clasped her hands together in front of her chest, her expression was pitiful, Kaoru Yuechi buttoned her cheeks, and she looked away: "Are you sure you won't be strong. Forcing him? ”

"Please! My feelings for him are pure, okay! Besides, I've heard people say that it's not at all that you're drunk. The bar can't get up. ”

"Uh, that's fine."

"Thank you so much! Anyway, would you like to buy some too? I've heard that drinking some red wine can help you have fun. ”

Cheering?

Seeing Antonella's somewhat envious expression, the corners of Kaoru Tsukichi's mouth twitched, and she really couldn't say [Although I have been living with my boyfriend for two and a half years, I haven't finished a home run yet, so I don't need to help the fun at the moment] This kind of thing sounds very embarrassing.

"Ahem, that's not impossible."

(End of chapter)