Chapter 22: You Ate Garlic!
"It's hard for the queen to bother to prepare so much."
Chu Chenxi suddenly lifted her robe and sat down on the edge of the bed, leaned over and hooked Yu Fuyao's chin, lowered her voice and whispered ambiguously in her ear: "I like ...... very much."
I like the three words very much, almost biting her ear, the heat lingers around the pinna, and the jade is itching.
Yu Fuyao was coldly rubbed with oil, and his body involuntarily retreated in disgust.
I'm sorry, but this is the instinctive reaction of a young woman who has been single for many years, and it has nothing to do with whether the other party is handsome or not.
But Chu Chenxi's slender fingers hooked her chin, and he could sense the slightest retreat of Yu Fuyao.
In the next moment, Chu Chenxi's face sank slightly, and two fingers suddenly pinched her chin, threatening in a gentle tone: "Is the queen hiding from me?" ”
With so many tricks, don't you just don't want him to touch them?
But he is the Son of Heaven, let alone a woman, even the world is his.
No one can refuse him.
Jade Fuyao is naturally no exception.
Even if Chu Chenxi was not interested in her, and made this intimate act to be a temptation, he still couldn't get used to Yu Fuyao's gesture of resistance.
"Doesn't the Empress know what I'm going to do tonight?"
Chu Chenxi's gloomy tone reminded her in time.
After Yu Fuyao reacted, she realized that the man in front of her was the Ninety-Five, the monarch of the northern country, and her nominal marriage partner.
That's right, they're such old husbands and wives, it's really not good to be so twisted and pinched.
"The emperor misunderstood, people are just ......" Yu Fuyao immediately squeezed out a smiling face, and sent his chin back to his palm obediently, pinching as much as he liked: "It's just that I haven't seen the emperor for too long, and I'm a little nervous." ”
After saying that, she also threw a wink at the dog emperor in a charming manner.
Although this flattering eye is a little rusty, she thinks that she still has a bit of the mold of the demon concubine in the TV series.
However, when she approached the Dog Emperor to speak, Chu Chenxi's face became extremely ugly, and her fingers immediately let go of the jade sway, got up and stepped back.
"You-"
"Your Majesty, what's wrong~"
Yu Fuyao was suddenly avoided by Chu Chenxi in disgust, and couldn't help but raise his head and look at him blankly, his face dazed.
"What did you eat?"
"What did you eat...... Yu Fu shook his finger and poked his chin, biting his lip and recalling slowly, "The concubine ate a lot of things today, does the emperor want to know everything?" ”
Her tone was innocent, as if Chu Chenxi had asked a very strange question.
The voice fell, and with his big watery eyes, Chu Chu looked at the dog emperor pitifully.
"Shut up!"
This is Chu Chenxi's roar in the physiological sense,
He turned his head and covered his nose with his palms, and with the smell of garlic wafting into the air as Yu Fuyao spoke, it was too unbearable to look directly at her.
Chu Chenxi's face turned dark, and he gritted his back molars and asked, "You ate garlic?" ”
Yu Fuyao nodded and said honestly: "Well, not only did I eat it, but I also ate a lot." ”
Every time Yu Fuyao opened his mouth to say a word, Chu Chenxi followed and took a step back.
Its effect is more effective than anti-wolf spray.
Seeing this, a narrow smile appeared in Yu Fuyao's innocent eyes.
Hehe, just with the garlic flavor in the old lady's mouth, I don't believe you can really have a spring supper, hurry up.
Chu Chenxi really didn't expect this woman to refuse to sleep in this way, first pretending to be sick, and then deliberately sprinkled with roses that would make him allergic, and now she made a mouthful of garlic flavor...... It's all a tribulation.
"Didn't I ask the people in the chamberlain to inform you that you would sleep tonight, don't you know about fasting?"
"Huh? Is it? Yu Fuyao pretended to be innocent and didn't understand at all, climbed to the head of the bed in embarrassment, grabbed Chu Chenxi's belt, and was sincerely afraid: "The concubine doesn't know at all, it's all because the imperial doctor said that garlic is good for the body many times, so the concubine asked her subordinates to bring a lot of garlic over." ”
"Your Majesty, does the taste in the concubine's mouth really smell bad?"
She seemed to be afraid that the emperor would dislike her, so she desperately came to Chu Chenxi to prove that the taste in her mouth was not so unpleasant.
But in fact, Chu Chenxi, who was smoked to the point that his stomach was churning, his face was unbearable, and he was already on the verge of a critical point.
His hands were clenched into fists, his chest rose and fell violently, and under Yu Fuyao's questioning, he unconsciously turned his head away.
And raise your hand to cover your nose.
Answered her with action.
Yu Fuyao was like a major blow, and sat on the bed with a buttocks, crying and crying, "Your Majesty, the concubine knows that she is wrong, and the concubine will go rinse her mouth now." ”
Hehe, rinse your mouth, I'm afraid you'll be not interested after rinsing your mouth.
She didn't believe that the Dog Emperor could still get excited about her when he smelled it.
But what she thought in her heart was another thing, and it was another thing to act on her face, in order to let Chu Chenxi see that she really had a "heart of remorse", she hurriedly got up and rushed to the table frantically, picked up a pot of tea and rinsed her mouth wildly.
Because she pretended to be so hard-working, the Dog Emperor couldn't even find the opportunity to ask her about it.
As a result, the atmosphere in the dormitory became very awkward.
Chu Chenxi couldn't stay for a moment, and he had thoughts of leaving several times.
It can be seen that Yu Fuyao rinsed his mouth vigorously at that point, just to drag himself away.
Chu Chenxi didn't want to do what she wanted.
After his eyebrows jumped a few times, Chu Chenxi didn't leave after all, he endured the restlessness in his heart, and continued to stand and watch Yu Fuyao play tricks.
After all, he is a man who can sit on the dragon chair, and his endurance is naturally not bad, just garlic...... Vomit, endure it and it will pass.
Yu Fuyao was about to vomit out a cup of tea, and he was tired enough to keep bending over, but who knew that when he turned his head, the dog emperor was still standing still.
Ha? Why hasn't this guy left yet?
Could it be that you won't really wait for her to finish rinsing her mouth and continue, is it so perverted?
After a while, Yu Fuyao emptied the pot, but he couldn't pour a drop of water, so he could only support his waist and look at the Dog Emperor.
At this time, Chu Chenxi's facial management had been restored, and he put on the standard smile of the nightclub cowherd, and asked gently, "Finished gargling?" ”
Yu Fuyao was sweating profusely, opening his mouth and panting, like a dog, "It's done." ”
So, is he really waiting for her?
Chu Chenxi raised her eyebrows slightly and smiled, took a few steps back quietly, sat on her bed, patted the futon on it with her hand, although she didn't say anything, the subtext was clear - "Let's continue just now."
At this time, it was Yufu's turn to shake his eyes dumbfounded, and he looked at him with his mouth wide open, dumbfounded and unable to say a word.
"What are you doing, sit here." Chu Chenxi raised his chin at her.
Despite his reluctance, Yu Fuyao sat down beside her as he said.
She was tense, her hands curled up in her laps, her head bowed, and she looked like a well-behaved and obedient little sheep.