The black silk is like an inky waterfall, or down with the shoulder, or wrapped behind the body, the free paper fan opens and closes, the three-foot Qingfeng obliquely points to the sky, and the son is so ethereal.

The hair plate is like a flower, the ribbon shawl, the smile is soft like spring water, the morning glow is ten thousand points, the cold eyes, the corners of the mouth are slightly raised, and the indifferent glance can win a thousand colors, and the girl is so handsome.

However, not everyone has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, wandering the world and being happy is still a dream, and the quagmire of red dust deeply binds all the spirits in the world, making them white and thankful at the same time.

So......

I still can't figure out why our instructor is bald.

The bright scalp that competes with the sun and the moon, the smooth plain where no grass grows, I don't know if I should blame the red dust for not retaining, or whether it should be said to be a forced request from gravity, if it weren't for the absence of scars on the head, I really wonder if this is a meditation.

The monk doesn't care about the strangeness of his appearance because of the exercises and the way he seeks, but you can't have anything to do with anyone, right?

"Senior brother, don't keep staring at the teacher......

"How do you know I'm staring at him?"

"His head is brighter than a bronze mirror, how do you say I know!"

"So you're looking in the mirror too......"

"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

......

At this time, it has been three days since Xiao Ouyang learned the sword, that is, the time when Li Tianquan and Huan Yuheng officially started class.

On the night of learning the sword, Xiao Ouyang gave Li Tianquan two hundred taels of silver, and said that as long as it was not enough, she could go to the cultivation room to find her at any time and mention it again, and she also said that she could not give Li Tianquan too much at a time, for fear that Li Tianquan would not go to see her......

Listen to this rhetoric, if you don't know, you think it's another drama of an infatuated woman against a negative man.

gave two hundred taels of Xiao Ouyang was not at ease, and seized Li Tianquan's sword, firstly because he had no weapons to use, and the newly ordered weapons would not be delivered so quickly, and secondly, because he was afraid that Li Tianquan would not go to see her.

Look at what an inspirational story this is, but if you change the two protagonists, you have to become an infatuated girl chasing the poor guy, the guy is unmoved, and the infatuated girl has all the means.

It's a pity that these two protagonists are not normal people, one is obsessed with swords, the other is fond of money, and they have turned the emotional drama into a martial arts drama.

Li Tianquan took Huan Yuheng out of the cultivation room after teaching her basic skills, and the two of them didn't do anything in the past three days, the main itinerary is, the bedroom, the snack street, the food street, Ji Wuchang's shop, the four points and the line are extremely regular.

Ji Wuchang hasn't looked for them again in the past few days, according to Qian Chenshou, who escaped, Ji Wuchang seems to have gone to the secret realm of the academy or somewhere to improve his strength.

Xuantong College Liberal Arts Building, yes, is still a two-story wooden building, the architectural style is extremely retro, retro to the point that it can be seen at a glance that it is an antique, and even the pillars are full of holes eaten by insects and no one repairs.

To tell the truth, there can be a few people in a college that focuses on cultivation who are willing to study liberal arts, not to mention the extremely unpopular mainland general knowledge course.

So there were only two people who came to the mainland general knowledge class in the morning, one Li Tianquan and the other Huan Yuheng, and they were stunned when they first entered the classroom.

There were less than ten chairs, all of them were broken, there were less than five tables, there were no boards, and even the small blackboard hanging on the wall was crumbling, and they didn't dare to gasp when they entered the room, for fear that a butterfly effect would shatter some old objects in the room.

Although the monk world doesn't care much about antiques, if it is damaged, don't you still have to compensate according to the price, just like that, the two of them carefully found two chairs to sit on from the beginning of entering the room, and waited for more than half an hour for the teacher to enter the door.

When they saw the teacher's appearance, the two of them were stunned again, bald, greasy, and wearing a sweatshirt and shorts.

Before they could come back to their senses, the teacher's first words when they entered the door made them stunned for a long time.

The greasy uncle couldn't close the door of the classroom even when he pushed the switch, and looked at the two of them on the spot and sighed: "Hey, I've been in the academy for more than 80 years, and this is the first time I've seen someone come to learn common sense from the mainland, can you two tell me what you think?"

Li Tianquan stared at his smooth head and didn't speak, Huan Yuheng leaned directly on the back of the chair, looked up at the slag and broken slab that was still falling down, and sighed: "Don't say anything, you hurry up and go to class, I'm tired......"

"Okay. The teacher also dragged a chair and sat in front of the two of them at will, and said happily: "My surname is Zhang, Zhang Yuanliang, ask the seniors to call the teacher at will, this is to tell you the first common sense, our college does not have so many rules for salutation, what about the two of you?"

Li Tianquan got up and hugged his fists and saluted: "Li Tianquan, the senior brother of the Lianyun Sect, has seen Senior Zhang. ”

Huan Yuheng also hugged his fists and saluted in the same way: "Lianyun Sect Huan Yuheng has seen Senior Zhang. ”

"Hey, what are you doing standing up, there are three of us, don't be so restrained. Zhang Yuanliang beckoned the two to sit down and asked, "Why did you two choose this course?"

Huan Yuheng didn't think about it and replied directly: "My senior brother and I entered the world to practice, and we were sent here the first time we went down the mountain. ”

Zhang Yuanliang nodded silently and said, "Okay, I probably know what you two are going to learn." ”

The purpose of his question just now was to determine how much these two people knew about common sense, so that he could tell them something, and he couldn't just talk about the common sense of various racial customs, right?

Zhang Yuanliang continued: "We don't have books in our general knowledge class, and we don't need to take notes, just ask me if you don't understand, even if you don't understand, you will naturally understand it, this course is to let you integrate into the general environment faster." ”

Huan Yuheng was stunned: "Are we so casual?"

"Otherwise?" Zhang Yuanliang said with a smile: "Eating and drinking water is common sense, Bigu retreat is common sense, and even you hug your fists and salute my predecessors is also common sense, and the so-called common sense is the knowledge that we can often use." ”

Huan Yuheng wondered: "Then we all know that we don't need to learn, right?"

"You know? You know only what you have been in contact with, and there are many things you have not been in contact with, do you know?" Zhang Yuanliang smiled and said: "Do you know what festivals there are in Qingze Continent? What day is today? If I guess correctly, you don't even know whether men and women are intimate or not, right?"

People can't look good, the sea water can't fight, although it doesn't conform to common sense at all, but the words that open their mouths hit the point, Huan Yuheng really doesn't understand, and Li Tianquan also knows whether a man or a woman can kiss or not.

The two looked at each other and bowed their heads and said politely: "Please also ask the seniors to teach." ”

"Hehe, I can't talk about teaching. Zhang Yuanliang shook his head and said: "Let's start with the mainland festival, you can remember as much as you can, don't force yourself too much, you can ask at any time if you don't understand." ”

It turns out that Zhang Yuanliang is a qualified teacher, and when explaining each festival, he will quote a story to help the two enhance their memory.

From the joy of the New Year to the commemoration of the ancestors of winter clothes, from the Qiqi beggar to the Double Ninth Festival, each festival and the story behind it make the two remember deeply.

One class is one hour, and Zhang Yuanliang is half an hour late, so the class time of the two is only half an hour, and half an hour passes in the blink of an eye, and the intoxication of the two is also terminated in Zhang Yuanliang's slapping of the table.

"Alright, that's all for today. Zhang Yuanliang said apologetically: "I didn't expect anyone to really learn this course before, so I forgot to get up early today, but next time I definitely won't." ”

"It's okay, my junior brother and I didn't expect that no one would choose this course. Li Tianquan was relieved and asked, "Anyway, do you have anything to do with your predecessors for a while?"

"Hehe, I know what you mean, but I really don't have time to make up lessons for you. Zhang Yuanliang replied with a smile: "I'm going to give a humanities class to those boys in a while." ”

"Humanities class?" Li Tianquan said with a strange face: "It can't be such a coincidence, right? I and my junior brother will also go to humanities class later......

The humanities course is different from the general studies course, this is a popular course, two classrooms, the start time is allocated according to the enrollment time, the class starts on Monday for half a year to one year, the class starts on Tuesday for one and a half to two years of enrollment, and so on, and today happens to be Monday.

Zhang Yuanliang didn't expect that these two students, who didn't even know basic common sense, would choose humanities courses, you must know that humanities cover a wide range of aspects, from astronomy to geography can be included in humanities, but the description is not so detailed.

Zhang Yuanliang was stunned for a moment, then took out two pale gold meal cards from his waist and asked, "Wouldn't you two be those two freshmen who just arrived at the academy?"

Li Tianquan nodded and said, "If there is no one else, it should be the two of us." ”

Huan Yuheng stared at the meal card and asked, "Are these two meal cards for us?"

"Yes, No, for you. Zhang Yuanliang handed the meal card to the two of them: "The meals in the college cafeteria are okay, free to eat, but they don't advocate waste, you can try it, it should help you save a lot of unnecessary expenses, after all, the things in the college are not cheap." ”

"Thank you, Senior Zhang. Huan Yuheng stuffed the meal card into his sleeve for safekeeping, it didn't matter to him what he learned, only eating was the first thing.

"Oh, yes. Zhang Yuanliang suddenly remembered something again, patted his head and said embarrassedly: "I almost forgot, the dean asked me to ask you something." ”

Li Tianquan said: "Senior, please speak." ”

Zhang Yuanliang recalled for a moment and said: "The dean said that you two are applying for a pure liberal arts course, and he asked me to ask you if you want to apply for a practice course, after all, if you don't report a practice course, you will not be able to participate in many college activities." ”

Li Tianquan politely refused: "My friend has asked us before, but my junior brother and I really don't have any intention of fighting with others, I hope my seniors understand." ”

Zhang Yuanliang really wanted to say that I can understand you, but what did the dean explain?

Although he didn't know what the dean meant, he did whatever the dean said, but he didn't expect Li Tianquan to refuse so happily.

Sure enough, you have to rely on fooling, Zhang Yuanliang sighed in his heart, and remained silent on the surface: "You can apply for any cultivation class, and you don't need to go to class, just hang your name casually, and save you from regretting more trouble in the future." ”

You can think about it, Li Tianquan turned his head to look at Huan Yuheng and asked, "Senior brother, what do you think?"

Huan Yuheng said casually: "Whatever, as long as you don't ask us for money." ”

Li Tianquan nodded lightly, and said embarrassedly to Zhang Yuanliang: "Please also ask the seniors to help us choose a course that is free of charge, we are new and don't know much about these......

"Cheng, then I'll go back and help you sign up for a meditation class. ”