Chapter 533: Broken Shoes Sports Car

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Tian Ou saw Catherine's anger, and he had a conditioned reflex, and he was originally ready to fatten. But he was about to spread his feet and make a strategic turn, but at this time, he heard that Catherine was not angry, and actually seriously asked his grandfather to think that this was so.

At that moment, the grandfather was very happy, and he felt very good about himself, and then turned around. With his hands on his hips, he said in a twisted manner: "Isn't this simple?

It is to tie a carrot with a rope and put it on the mouths of the donkeys. Let them see it, but not eat it. It is a truth that they are deceived and move forward step by step.

It's like that kind of wine, first say that the product is out of stock, and it is not enough to sell. Then let them wait, wait for them to wait in a hurry, at this time, let's take the opportunity to rise"

At this point, he stretched out his fat white fist and made a decisive gesture, then stood on tiptoe and raised his hand high to show how high the price could go.

Then he continued: "When the time comes, you can also use that real-name system, and everyone can only limit how much you can buy."

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other.

Adele couldn't help but speak out and asked, "For example, if the purchase is restricted, how much can each person buy, how can we make money?"

Leo rolled his eyes and said, "Stupid, who said that we really limit purchases." This is a deliberate attempt to create the illusion of a shortage of goods.

It's all a scam.

We can limit the purchase today, and we can limit it tomorrow, how to say that it's not a matter of our upper lip touching our lower lip and spitting on it?

And what is the biggest advantage of the real-name system? The biggest advantage is that we can only fry it, and we don't allow them to fry it.

Whoever dares to fry it, we know about it, so we will copy him directly. Snatch all his money, and then grab his land and sell it a second time.

You can make money three times in one business. This kind of good thing, even with a searchlight, you can't find it."

Speaking of this, he touched his chin and replied thoughtfully: "Speaking of which, it's better to be an official." You can bully whoever you want. Compared to when I built the mafia, I collected protection money. It's too much stronger to mix the underworld. ”

Everyone was speechless for a while. But in my heart, I scolded all the secrets: this damn stream

It's really like learning from someone. It's only been a few days since that villain in Lorraine, and the idea is ruthless and vicious. Seeing that the bad water was like a fountain, gurgling out

Leo waved his hand and said, "Don't interrupt, where did I just go?"

He raised his head, thought for a moment, and then continued, "Oh, yes.

After the purchase restrictions, they created the illusion that the supply exceeded demand, and then little by little the price was raised to the sky, and then began to sell things through the cracks of their fingers.

In this way, we can make the most money. ”

"But a lot of people have greeted us, and they are waiting for it, if"

Leo let out a long sigh and said in hatred: "You are really immature"

Everyone looked at his white and immature face, and they couldn't help but be angry and laugh at the moment.

Adele also hated the itchy roots of her teeth, and after carefully trimming herself, she painted her beautiful nails and scratched the wall on the wide carriage.

Leo continued: "They greeted us, and if they got it all at once, it wouldn't show the importance of our favors."

But if it's hard to get it, they will be in a hurry, and they must be giving gifts and saying good things. By that time, we'll help them get it done. Not only can they accept the gift with confidence, but they can also make them owe a great favor. ”

After speaking, put your hands on your hips. The big black and white eyes glanced around, and said arrogantly, "Do you understand now?"

Everyone was stunned at the moment, and they didn't expect that this chubby boy with pink makeup and white makeup would know so much about the world. It's a bit embarrassing.

Lorena sat by the window, holding the magic book in both hands, but she didn't pay attention to it at all, but kept listening to their conversation, and at this time she couldn't help but bite her lip and hesitate for a moment, and finally put it down: "If you restrict sales like this, do this or something" marketing

Lorraine reminded softly beside her: "Hunger marketing." ”

Lorena shrugged her shoulders and said, "Okay." Hunger marketing. If this continues, will it delay the treasury that has been handed over to the treasury?"

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned. They all looked at her in bewilderment.

Leo blinked his big eyes, and said with concern: "Lorina, how can you care about these things? Instead of being a magician, you want to be a tax collector?"

He paused for a moment, then said in a wistful voice, "Although I know that you are very powerful, you are now a quasi-magician. But tax officials are not for ordinary people.

It is said that all of those guys are heavenly powerhouses, and no matter how powerful you are, you can at most pinch water out of the stones. But they were able to pluck milk out of the stones

It's scary, it's scary. ”

In order to show that he was afraid of Cheng DΓΉ, he also opened his mouth wide and stuffed his hand into the big mouth.

Lorena froze for a moment, wanting to clean up this hooligan, but as soon as she looked up and saw everyone's concerned eyes, she immediately spread her hands, and then said innocently: "Don't get me wrong, it's just that my father wrote to me and asked me to ask."

It is said that the finances of the empire are a little tight this year. Everyone is watching, just waiting for the little money you have from selling the land to save the emergency.

Moreover, he also said in the letter that as soon as the news of the victory had passed, His Majesty the Emperor was holding a pre-imperial meeting, and he immediately jumped three feet high happily, rubbed his hands excitedly, and said that this year's life could be regarded as better.

Moreover, the Prime Minister also plans to expand the scale of the Northern Crusade Army this year and try to win a battle as much as possible.

Otherwise, his old face would fall to the ground, be stepped on ten thousand times, and then pull a hundred bubbles of dog shit on it, and finally be washed into the gutter along with the footwashing water. ”

"Lord Xiang?" Catherine sneered, and then said mockingly, "Didn't his old face fall to the ground a long time ago?

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Although it is very taboo to satirize a powerful minister in the empire, but the people are also adults who sit in the town, so they don't take crying as a priority

What's more, everyone knows that the Xiangda and the Grand Duke's family are extremely inconsistent. Catherine, when she was usually fine, still took pleasure in watching his jokes, which seized the opportunity, and did not leave it quiet.

Leo saw it, but he was furious. After a pause, he said: "What are you laughing at, talking about serious things"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and they all stopped again and looked at him in a daze.

Leo looked at Lorina and said, "I'm telling you, the reason why we use this kind of hunger marketing method to cheat money

Adele rolled her eyes, weakly raised her forehead with her hand, and said, "You still know"

Leo ignored her interruption, and continued with a mysterious face: "We use this method to cheat money, and it is also just to make a fuss about taxes, so we can reasonably avoid it."

None of the people present were fools, but all of them were elites of one side.

They know that the so-called reasonable tax avoidance, which sounds good, is actually taking advantage of the loopholes of government taxation and thinking of tax evasion

Therefore, Jin Du shook his delicate body, and then pricked up his ears. After all, no one wants to pay for nothing.

In Adele's words, you can still listen to the barking of a dog, but in case you have a dog officer. Not only does he spend money, but he also has to be on guard at all times in case he pounces on him and bites him.

Leo continued, "That's because we're doing this hunger marketing. Of course, the amount of business reflected in the books is insufficient.

When the time comes, no matter who collects taxes, we can complain to them, business is not good or something, and we will beat them off with three or two dollars."

Everyone looked at him in amazement.

Leo said: "How is it? I'm great, don't wear too much paste, but I'm not discouraged, hahahaha."

Although he said this, he raised his head.

Sure enough, there is no pride. But on that face, there was a face full of pride

Catherine looked at him, inhaling cold air like a toothache. Crying and laughing, he scolded hatefully: "I've seen someone who lacks a heart, but I've never seen you so lacking a heart."

Our uncle is the emperor of the empire, our father is the duke of the empire, your sister I am the eldest princess of the empire, and you are the future emperor of the empire.

But my future Emperor XiΓ ..."

The more Catherine spoke, the more angry she became, and as soon as she reached out and picked up Leo's ear, she roared angrily into his ear: "This empire belongs to our family, but you are here to find a way to evade taxes. Do you know that when you do this, you are digging the wall of our own house?"

At her roar like a lion on the east of the river, Leo was shocked and almost unsteady on his feet. It's like a tree blown by a hurricane, and it keeps shaking.

He froze, then slapped Catherine's hand on his ear and said, "Let go, it hurts, it hurts." Listen to me. It makes sense for me to do that. Let go, let go, or I'll turn my face..."

As he spoke, the pair of claws kept gesturing, obviously intending to use the most vicious and powerful chest grasping dragon claw hand among the eighteen palms of the dragon descending.

In the face of this threat, Catherine was also a little worried. He took a sip at the moment, and then let go of his hand, but he still said angrily: "Okay, you tell me." If you can't say it, I'm going to let you have a good meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots today.

I haven't beaten you these days, I see that you have itchy skin again, if you don't fight again, it is estimated that you will have to go up to the house to uncover the tiles."

As he spoke, he demonstratively rolled up his sleeves, revealing a jade arm as white as ivory. signaled that he would never be polite to this rascal again, and let him mess around with one eye open and one eye closed.

Leo was immediately startled.

From the painful experience before, he knew it. When Catherine does roll up her wrist sleeves, it means she's really angry.

But at this time, his temper also came up. His neck was stiffened, and his eyes widened. The angry voice cried out, "Well, death is death." I'm afraid of you."

revealed the peerless heroic appearance of the dead pig not quietly boiling water.

Catherine laughed angrily, her jade teeth slightly exposed. Smile lightly. Then he said, "Say, I'll listen."

Leo said: "Do you know, it's your kind of thinking, that's why we were poor a few years ago." Daddy can't even afford a horse for me. You see, now, I have several Pentes of my own, and a broken shoe."

"Broken," broken shoes," everyone was stunned for a moment.

Catherine glared angrily at Lorraine. He shouted angrily, "What did you teach him all day! Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you now."

Lorraine was also slammed into a bluff.

He thought about it carefully, then he understood, then sighed and explained to everyone: "It's Porsche." A new type of bicycle in the parking lot. Five-gear gear change. It's fast. It is even said to be the best sports car among bicycles.

However, "if this thing is directly sounded, and then read a little faster, it will become that ...... What shoes. ”

Speaking of the future, he was also a little surprised. I was very indignant and secretly thought: This thing has such a bad sound, I didn't notice it before, and I have to let a fart kid remind me.

Catherine was stunned again.

Only then did everyone come back to their senses. Invariably, meaningfully, long, oh, a sigh.

Leo looked at everyone angrily and said, "Hey, hey." Are you listening to me?

By the way, you adults have been thinking about something all day long, why do you suddenly scold the boss for no reason. I have a sports car with broken shoes, what does that have to do with him."

Catherine came to her senses, looked at Leo's pure and clear eyes, and felt that her thoughts seemed to be a little too impure. I couldn't help but blush with shame.

She hurriedly snorted, covered up, and continued, "You go on, we'll all listen." ”

Leo glared at her fiercely. Then he said, "Where did I go? Oh, yes!

With that, he patted his head, turned back to the topic, and continued: "Why were we poor like that before?

Why?

It's not because you regard the country as your own, and the state finances are not separated from the private finances. As soon as the old man said something, "the country is ours", and then a little money was quickly spent on his army.

The result: We live a poor life. Who believes this when it is said"

As soon as these words came out, Catherine's sorrow was also aroused at the moment.

She couldn't help but sigh slightly, and secretly said in her heart: Yes, she was really poor at the beginning

Although she is the eldest princess, she can't afford to buy "luxurious case" silk, and sometimes she has to swap clothes with Ajila.

Later, in order to flee, he owed Lorraine a debt of 200,000 yuan. In the end, I couldn't afford to pay it back, and I took myself on it. Lorraine: Hey, hey. Would it be good to talk about your conscience?

Where is it like now, there are a lot of boxes inside, whatever it looks like, just open the box and you can find it,"

But, wait

Suddenly, her mind lit up. Sharply grasped a few words in Leo's words.

She looked at Leo and said, "There is no separation between state finance and private finance, which seems to be a bit interesting, you can explain this issue to me clearly." ”

Leo was stunned for a moment, and said, "Such a simple truth, you still want me to say it?"

Catherine was annoyed and angry at the moment, raised her hand and made a threat, and shouted in a low voice: "Let you say it, you will say it." What a stinky fart big tail to pretend"

Leo immediately raised his hand in surrender and said, "Okay, okay." ”

He paused. Then he said: "The country's finances refer to the taxes collected, and the private finances refer to the money that can fall into our pockets."

These two are completely different concepts.

The money of the state is the state. Water conservancy, disaster relief, road construction, national security, and military spending "must be spent however it should be."

Everyone goes out in groups to fight, steal money and things, and play hooligans, so why do we have to pay out of our own pockets? If we want to pay, we have to pay it together.

Private finance, on the other hand, refers to our own money. How we spend it is up to us to be happy.

Now you understand?"

Catherine hesitated for a moment and said, "But the family and the country are all over the world."

Leo shook his head disdainfully and said, "Sister, I didn't say you. These words are fools' deception.

Because of this, when those dog officials were corrupt, those fools turned a blind eye below. Because they all think it's greedy for our family's money, but they don't know that it's actually their own money.

That's how we succeeded in fooling them, but if we think the same way. Then you would be a fool among fools.

The boss said that there was an unlucky guy named Charles I back then. It is because there is no separation between state finances and personal finances.

In order to fight, he ended up taking his wife's dowry.

But the patriarchs in the back kept pulling back, and they couldn't even collect taxes.

In the end, he became a pauper, and his head was cut off.

That's why those dog officials lost the battle in the north, but they justifiably wanted to marry you to the south.

It's not just because you lie to you that this country belongs to our family, so you should be sacrificed.

Why don't they sacrifice it!

Besides, they didn't come up with a pig's brain. If marriage can be exchanged for peace, what do you want us men to do, we all have daughters. So that the world would have been at peace long ago

We are the leaders of this country, not bad.

We want to serve this country, and we should serve this country. But we can't just point to us in everything, just let us serve the country

We are human beings, not cold machines.

What is the desperation and desperation to achieve the glory of the empire. It's all dog-bred brick house called the beasts to fool people.

They have never been emperors, how do they know that when they become emperors, they have to deny their six relatives"

Catherine watched Leo swing his fist angrily, and her heart was moved: My brother is really thinking about me in this world.

And when it comes to speaking, it is completely logical.

What kind of family and country in the world, by what he said, how vulnerable it is. It is worthy of a leader who is about to become an emperor of the empire, and he has a clear and clear understanding of all the qiΔ“ around him.

It's already so powerful at such an age. I believe that when he becomes the emperor, he will never be fooled by the gang of dogs and officials under him.

Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but look at the boy very impressed, and at the moment they couldn't help but look at Leo with a new look, one glance and the next.

Leo was uncomfortable with their gaze, and cautiously took a half-step back and turned sideways. Protect your chest with one hand in front and your butt with the other in the back. Then he said in his heart: "You, what do you want to do? I, I don't have much money in my pocket, don't think about borrowing money from me." ”

Everyone sighed at the moment, and then glanced at each other, and they all saw the meaning in each other's eyes: how did this scoundrel look at it, how did he feel, or the one who made people itch at first sight, and was very underbeaten, damn fat

Adele watched this hooligan pass the test so easily, without a meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots, and then looked at his pitiful appearance of crying snot and tears, and was very dissatisfied at the moment.

She rolled her eyes, and reminded softly for fear that the world would not be chaotic: "But, don't forget it, Baron Rokunde is still waiting for us for this money."

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

Catherine looked at Lorina with a slight apologetic.

Loryna didn't care, and said, "What do you think I'm doing? Besides, what Leo just said makes sense.

Anyway, it's the of those dog officials, and the money can't fall into our hands.

They didn't have money because they asked for it, they just thought about relying on other people's money, and then they hugged it from the middle. There is no such easy thing in this world. ”

She said this, paused, and then, in a brisk tone, said categorically: "Let them die"

Adele still refused to give up, ignoring Leo next to her, who was already baring her teeth at herself, and continued: "But" But if there is no money, the empire's finances are stretched. Isn't your father going to have another headache?"

Lorina's face was still relaxed, and she said, "What is this?" I just heard Leo say it. It's a good strategy for hunger marketing.

When the time comes, when we write a letter to the old man of our family. Just mention it and let him do the same.

In this way, the tighter the Empire's finances, the more we earn. ”

As she spoke, she playfully winked at Adele twice and said, "Did you say?"

Seeing that the provoking of disagreement was unsuccessful, Adele laughed when she was angry, and said secretly in her heart: Why is there no one who is normal?

And just like that, they often say that I look like a vixen. I don't think there's a single one of them that isn't a goblin. I'm the most normal