Chapter 303: I want to fall in love with you
Qiao Ruxing directly put the meat into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Eat and sleep, whoever talks again is a puppy!" ”
Junbei Night "......"
Qiao Shuai "......"
The two glared at each other and silently picked up their chopsticks to eat.
Qiao Ruxing glanced at the two of them, and suddenly felt that the movements of the big and small chopsticks were all synchronized, and there was a feeling of being the same......
She was startled, and the meat in her mouth "cooed" and listened.
Mom, she's stunned, why do you always feel that the two are similar!
Steady! Steady!
It's psychological, yes, it must be psychological!
Qiao Ruxing silently warned himself not to find a sense of similarity between the two of them, and at the same time stuffed a big chicken leg into his mouth!
After dinner, Qiao Ruxing interacted with Qiao Shuai for a while, playing with red ropes, playing with stones, playing with nine consecutive rings, solving equations, and then Qiao Shuai was taken back to the house by the nurse.
Qiao Ruxing went back to his house, but saw that the emperor was still here.
It seems that he is still bathing, and he has changed into a moon-white silk robe, and the hair crown has been removed, and he has long black hair, sitting lazily on the couch, with an ancient book in his hand, and he is looking at it without a match.
Qiao Ruxing was quite surprised, "Your Majesty, why are you still here?" ”
It's amazing how a person like him can have such leisure time!
Jun Beiye lifted his eyes to look at her, "I'm not here, where should I be?" ”
Qiao Ruxing "......"
You're supposed to be under the car!
"That, the emperor doesn't have to approve it tonight?"
Jun Bei looked at her with a burning night, "Qiao Meimei, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold." ”
Qiao Ruxing "......"
The dog emperor's big night, what words do you say about tigers and wolves!
said with a serious face, "Your Majesty, although I became your concubine, I didn't promise to sleep with you, ah no, I still have to sleep when I sleep, I didn't promise to love you with men and women, I am incompetent, do you understand?" ”
She is indeed incompetent, or her surname is incompetent, anyway, she has no interest in that matter at all!
It may be that there was Qiao Shuai, it was too painful, the torture of the Red Lotus poison, the heavy damage to the body, the confusion of memory, the moment the man roared in, the pain like tearing bones, she still remembers it vividly!
And then die and don't want to try again.
She felt that it hurt more than when she gave birth to Qiao Shuai, and when she gave birth to Qiao Shuai, she did a lot of homework and preparation in advance, so she was born very easily.
She would rather have a child than have a man and a woman, so there is no such thing as a spring festival!
It can never exist!
"What is the surname Incompetence?" Jun Beiye frowned and looked at her.
What kind of strange neologism is this?
Qiao Ruxing "......"
"Well, how to put it, I just don't want to be with a man, I just want to have a platonic love with a man!"
"What is platonic love?" Jun Beiye was even more confused.
"That is, when you see me, you don't want to sleep with me, it's the kind of sleep that gives birth to a child, you have me and I have you, you don't want to do it at all, but you just want to hold hands with me, talk about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, and only pursue spiritual happiness."
Qiao Ruxing explained in simple terms, and explained it in an easy-to-understand manner.
Jun Beiye listened and nodded, "Well, I don't want to have platonic love with you, I want to have you and me, and I have your love." ”
Qiao Ruxing "......"
"I know you want to me, but I don't want to with you, I'm not interested in male and female love, so to speak, even if it's a very good figure, so good that the exploding male model Yue Dui Guangguang is in front of me, I don't want to him!
I don't want to eat the meat when I see it, I just feel very greasy, I can't eat it, I want to vomit, that's the feeling!
This feeling is the surname incompetence! ”
Jun Beiye said lightly, "Oh, what does it matter, you don't want to eat, I can eat if I want." ”
Qiao Ruxing "......"
looked at him in disbelief, "So, what does the emperor mean, you can force a salted fish?" ”
He is a dignified emperor, and there are 3,000 beauties in the harem, is it necessary to be strong with a salted fish!
Jun Beiye raised his hand, stroked her head and said, "Well, I can also salted fish." ”
As long as it's her, any fish will do!
Qiao Ruxing "......"
"Ahem, Your Majesty, men and women love to pay attention to mutual affection, otherwise, what is the difference between them and those beasts!"
Junbei Yejun's face darkened slightly, "You said I am a beast?" ”
"If you are strong with salted fish, you are a beast!"
After Qiao Ruxing said this, he immediately sat away very smartly.
Junbei Night "......"
So on the big night, why is he here to discuss with her what beasts are not beasts!
closed the book and said coldly, "Qiao Ruxing, go to bed!" ”
"No, I still have to put on my face, take a bath, do beauty, the emperor will sleep first!"
Qiao Ruxing said as she dodged and slipped into her improved big room, and slammed the door shut.
The movements are sharp and smooth, blinking