Chapter Twenty-Eight: I Heard You Ate Tofu Every Day for a While?

Lu Yang and the three of them silently retracted their gaze, trying to reduce their sense of existence.

Looking at the fierce expressions on the faces of the five senior brothers, I am afraid that they have the urge to kill people and kill their mouths.

"Speaking of which, do you want to guess what good things I ordered for you, they must be what you like to eat." Meng Jingzhou whispered, afraid of attracting the attention of the five senior brothers who ate the pig-killing dishes.

Lu Yang was confused, how did Meng Jingzhou know what he liked to eat.

"How do you know what Senior Brother Lu likes to eat?" Tao Yaoye asked in a smaller voice.

Meng Jingzhou gave a thumbs up and showed a bright smile with eight teeth: "I specially asked Senior Sister." ”

Lu Yang suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Stuffed tofu!"

"Freshly made tofu brain!"

"Shallot tofu toss."

"Mapo tofu."

The shopkeeper served the dish while reporting the name of the dish, and the tofu feast with all colors and aromas was presented in front of Lu Yang, and even Tao Yaoye, who was not very interested in tofu, wanted to eat it when he smelled the fragrance.

Every time he shouted, Lu Yang's face would turn white.

Meng Jingzhou was a little proud: "Senior sister said, said that you don't eat anything else for a while, eat tofu every day, eat tofu every day, and say 'Tofu Tianzun' in your sleep." ”

"I think you like tofu very much."

"Don't be too moved, my family told me that I have to invite someone to dinner, and I have to ask about my preferences in order to show sincerity, although I don't agree with my family's views most of the time, but I agree with this."

"I specially came to Baixianglou to order a table of tofu feast, don't underestimate these dishes, they look ordinary, their practical soybeans are all spiritual beans that are one in a thousand, the side dishes are all elixirs of the last year, and the useful water is pure water obtained by melting the ice marrow of the far north......

Lu Yang's face suddenly became whiter than tofu.

What do you like?

……

Waiting for the diners to eat satisfied, patting the bulging belly and leaving Baixianglou, the shopkeeper wiped the table and set up the stool to pick up the dishes and chopsticks, and thought of Lu Yang's problem when he was free.

After eating Bigu Dan, is it considered to be a meal or a Bigu?

The seemingly ordinary question hides a mystery, but the more I think about it, the more philosophical I feel.

It seems that this batch of newly recruited disciples has people with extremely high understanding, and they will definitely do something in the future!

"Eh, chef, I'll ask you a question." The shopkeeper came to the kitchen and threw the problem to the pig killer.

The kitchen is boiling in a heat wave, and during the qi training period, if you are lucky, you will be branded with a fire poison root, and you will be tortured for a lifetime, and if you are unlucky, you can directly burn through the internal organs, and only a skeleton will be left.

If you want to cook heavenly treasures and fairy treasures, it is naturally not possible to use mortal fire, not to mention anything else, just to roast pig hair for wild boars in the Yuan infant period, at least you have to use the flame of the late Jindan sacrifice, this kind of flame is naturally terrifying.

The shopkeeper ignored the terrifying high temperature of the kitchen, and fanned it casually with the towel on his shoulder, and the high temperature disappeared completely, replaced by a cool feeling.

"What's the matter? Learn how to kill a pig with me? ”

The shopkeeper glared: "What am I learning this thing for?" I have come up with a philosophical question related to cooking, and I want to test you. ”

The cook who was washing the stove was happy, and he didn't wash it anymore, threw the brush aside, and raised Erlang's legs: "You ask." ”

"You said that you ate Bigu Dan, is it considered to be a meal or a Bigu?"

The cook sneered, didn't think about it, and just wanted to say the answer, he was dumb.

That's right, is it a meal or a valley?

The cook looked at the shopkeeper suspiciously: "No, your IQ is obvious to all, how could you think of such a problem with your IQ?" ”

The shopkeeper said angrily: "I'll tell you who killed the pig, don't look down on people!" ”

"So that's what you're thinking about?"

"It's not."

The two discussed it for a while, and felt that it was too early to think about this kind of problem in their minds, so they brought the problem to the landlord.

Tea is fragrant, condensed into a quaint character, obscure and mysterious, the landlord scalded the pot, placed tea, and warmed the cup...... Tasting tea, the action is like flowing water, which is pleasing to the eye.

The landlord is a beautiful woman with a luxurious temperament, white as jade, with a looming star print on her forehead.

She looked at the shopkeeper and the cook helplessly, thinking that there was too little work, and there was such a boring question as thinking about it.

"Do not be fooled by the name of Bigudan. The function of Bigu Dan is not Bigu, but the pill made from food, which is slowly decomposed in the abdomen, so as to achieve the effect of not eating for a long time. ”

"Bigudan is essentially food."

"Got it?"

The cook thoughtfully: "I understand, so the Dan master who refines Bigu Dan is actually walking with me." ”

The shopkeeper sneered and mocked: "Don't put gold on your face, you are at most with the Dantong who fanned the fire." ”

The cook was furious, picked up the pig-killing knife and slashed it at the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper is not a vegetarian either, and the towel on his shoulder was thrown fiercely, making a slight metal collision sound, and the towel turned into a white iron stick in an instant.

The two of them scuffled with a knife and a stick, like ruffians and hooligans, all kinds of tricks continued, the landlord was full of helplessness, or these two salaries were cheap, and they couldn't be recruited by anything.

The landlord blew lightly along the fragrance of tea, the fragrance of tea was strong, lingering in the hearts of the two, and they lost their direction for a while, and when they came back to their senses, they had come downstairs.

The two of them heard the cold voice of the landlord in their ears: "Go downstairs and fight, and break things from your salary." ”

……

Lu Yang didn't know what happened in Baixianglou after they left, and when he returned to Tianmen Peak after eating the foundation building banquet, his face was pale as if he had just died for three days.

The senior sister was wearing an indigo long skirt and a simple hairpin, sitting cross-legged, three feet off the ground, meditating and cultivating, like a fairy outside the transcendent object, without a trace of red dust.

Yun Zhi slowly opened his eyes, his eyes seemed to contain a thousand worlds, as bright as the night sky, the illusion flashed, Lu Yang rubbed his eyes, and saw Yun Zhi looking at himself calmly, and the vision in his eyes never appeared.

Illusion?

"Why is your face so white?"

Lu Yang said angrily: "You ask knowingly, Meng Jingzhou heard from you that I ate tofu for a while, so he invited me to eat a table of tofu on the grounds of celebrating my foundation. ”

Lu Yang suspected that there was a dear senior sister in this.

"Meng Jingzhou asked me what you eat the most, in my impression, you ate a few jars of tofu when you practiced with tofu, I just told him what really happened, what's the problem?"

"That tofu Tianzun ......"

Before Lu Yang could finish speaking, Yunzhi replied again in a tone without ups and downs: "You shouted in your dream that you have obtained the inheritance, and chanted the four words Tofu Tianzun, and I will not relay. ”

Lu Yang silently looked at Yunzhi's desireless and innocent eyes, and was defeated.

He always suspected that the senior sister was playing tricks on him, but he had no evidence.