Chapter 137: The Servants Who Were Toyed With (Thank You, How Many Elephants, Reward Alliance Leader)
According to Dan Dingfeng's research, eating meat buns for a long time will cause nutritional imbalance and unsound physical development, in order to improve the food of the servants, the kind-hearted Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou decided to do something.
In the morning, the industrious Master Lu and Master Meng decided to pack all the meat buns and take them away, forcing them to eat vegetarian food with balanced nutrition, and urging the officials to exercise more, run often, and move their muscles and bones.
The officials gladly accepted the suggestions of the two experts, and said that they must keep up with the pace of the experts, catch up with the experts as soon as possible, and personally thank them.
The two experts don't just talk about it, they go for a run in order to prove the feasibility of their health theories.
The officials were greatly moved, and they also began to run and exercise, and this run was a morning.
The officials felt that the experts' advice was very correct, and publicized the reputation of the two experts for free, and it was not long before the whole town heard the shouts of the officials.
"You two have the ability to stop!"
"Two bastards, I promise not to kill you!"
"What do you take if you don't eat meat buns!"
The officials jumped like thunder, chasing Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou to the death.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou didn't dare to be caught up by the officials, so they ran away, letting the officials eat ashes behind.
While running, Lu Yang said: "The rules really don't deceive people, look at how dangerous this official is, we just chased after us without doing anything, but we can't be caught up." ”
Meng Jingzhou thought so: "It's not, fortunately, we are in the foundation building period, if it were someone else, we would have been caught up long ago." ”
The officials also wanted to make a detour to block the two, but the two had long been familiar with the map of the town, and they couldn't block it at all.
The two of them ran with the officials from morning to nightfall, and when they ran to the back, the officials were obviously unable to run, all tired and panting, and their steps were frivolous.
When they arrived, the two of them returned to the inn with meat buns, and the officials glared at them viciously, unwilling to return to the official mansion.
According to the [Rules of the Officials of Buyi Town], they must stay in the government during the period from the time of the sea to the hour.
The two of them were a little regretful, they had made a lot of preparations in the inn, and if the officials could enter the inn, they would definitely be able to surprise them.
It's a pity.
On the fifth day, the originally lazy servants arrived at the restaurant on time.
In the past, they would spend a quarter of an hour at night, and when there were more people gathered here, they would suddenly appear and scare people, and if they were lucky, they could even break their necks.
This will change this habit in order to be able to eat meat buns.
I didn't eat meat buns after running all day yesterday, and I was already hungry, so I will come over first, and take advantage of the two immoral things to eat quickly.
Halfway through eating, they saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou slowly coming out of the inn.
"Dare to appear in front of us!" When the officials remembered yesterday, they were angry and said that they would catch these two people!
Lu Yang said unhurriedly: "I advise you not to chase me, otherwise something terrible will happen." ”
"Who are you scaring about!" The head of the government obviously didn't believe Lu Yang's words and felt that this was a bluff.
There are only twenty-one rules in Buyi Town, and the situation that Lu Yang said will not happen at all.
"Up!"
Seeing that they didn't listen to the dissuasion, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou sighed, turned around and ran.
Not long after the officials ran, someone rolled on the ground with their stomachs covered, sweating on their painful foreheads: "My lower abdomen hurts so much!" ”
As if there was a chain reaction, one after another covered their stomachs and shouted pain, and even the head of the official couldn't stand it anymore, curled up on the ground, reducing the pain, and couldn't stand up.
"Meat buns are poisonous...... the head of the government officials stared at Lu Yang deadly, sure that they were poisoned.
Lu Yang walked over slowly: "I told you a long time ago, don't chase us, you don't listen, now you're unlucky, right?" ”
"Where did you get the poison!" The head of the government can't understand that it is impossible for the owner of the pharmacy to dispense poison to Lu Yang, where did Lu Yang get the poison?
Lu Yang squatted down, patted the head of the servant, and said kindly: "Remember, you can't exercise vigorously after eating, otherwise you will easily get appendicitis." ”
"Read more, don't think it's all poison, we are decent, how can we be poisoned?"
As one of the five great immortal sects, the Daoist Sect does things upright, sits up straight, and never does such tasteless things as poisoning.
At the very least, the living enemy had not encountered the poisoning of the Dao Sect.
The officials had a pain in their lower abdomen, rolling on the ground in pain, and the officials who were okay stood afraid of Lu Yang and did not dare to act, just like that, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou disappeared from the eyes of the officials generously.
What the two of them didn't pay attention to was the gaze of the people of Buyi Town on the side of the road, with horror in their eyes.
"Fortunately, these two people are abiding by the ordinary rules, if they wear black clothes and become officials, we can still survive?"
"Who says it's not, they still say that they are a decent family, I don't know which demon cult has infiltrated the undercover agent of the righteous path!"
The people of Buyi Town were glad that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou were on their side, otherwise they were afraid that they would not survive for three days.
On the sixth day, the officials learned wisely, so they first took the meat buns and did not eat them, and blocked the door of the inn.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou had expected it and escaped through the window on the second floor.
"Chase, don't let them run!" The resentment of the two days had accumulated to a terrible level, and the officials remembered the painful experience of yesterday, and they wanted to tear them apart.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou became more and more proficient, but what the officials didn't notice was that they chased after each other and ran to the territory of the private school.
When Mr. Private School saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou, he gritted his teeth, and he called someone who was studying in the private school.
The people who study in the private school can no longer be called people, they are covered with black hair, their mouths are very long, and some of them are lying directly on the ground, and they are only one step away from becoming black dogs.
"Catch them!" Mr. Private School ordered.
The officials were also angry when they saw this scene, and they dared to rob people with them!
Mr. Private School also wanted to look at Lu Yang, but Lu Yang was prepared, took out a bronze mirror and blocked his face.
"Let's look at your ugly look!"
Mr. Private School saw his skinless face and red eyes in the bronze mirror, and let out a wail, his body changed, and he hurried back to the academy and sewed his mouth.
Losing the command of Mr. Private School, the black dog man scuffled with the officials according to the previous order.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou took advantage of the chaos to bring out a servant and wanted to take off his clothes, but found that they couldn't take them off no matter what.
They just need to retreat and find out the [Rules of the Officials of Buyi Town] from the officials
Like the shopkeepers, in order to prevent forgetting the rules, the officials will always carry the rules.
The two got what they wanted and fled.
As for the officials, the two chose to respect their wishes and fight if they wanted.
(End of chapter)