Chapter 109: The Two Gods Squatting in the Corner of Liyue
"We're finally back, and we had a lot of fun on Golden Apple Island this time."
In Liyue Harbor, Ying pushed open the small house she had bought, and Paimon flew in, looking at the familiar place, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Ah, it feels so good to be home."
Ying walked to her bed and pounced directly, she wouldn't say anything about the place where her brother is home, as long as she makes herself comfortable and gives herself a sense of security, in Ying's opinion, it is her home.
As soon as she entered the small courtyard she had bought in Liyue Harbor, Ying felt very relaxed, and wondered why she felt this way, wasn't she a traveler?
Maybe it's because no matter where you are in Teyvat, you can get back here quickly if you want to, right?
Since Liyue Skynet was able to replace sleep, Ying hadn't rested for a long time, and she had been fighting monsters in the world of Genshin Impact in her sleep, and she never stopped for a moment.
"You're finally back, the emperor has been looking for you for a long time, and every now and then he moves a small bench and sits at the door with the wind god next door, just like a door god."
Tassel returned to his small courtyard, and heard Liuyun complaining to him.
Tassel: "."
"Won't you stop him? No matter how you say it, it's the Emperor of the Rock King, so let him sit at the door? Tassel said with a tiger face.
Liuyun said helplessly: "How can I stop him, when I first saw the two of them sitting at the door waiting, the two of them sat directly by the wall, I said do you want to go into the yard and wait for you, but the two of them said no, just wait for you to come back outside, the attitude is very tough, just refuse to leave." ”
"Then I said, it's a bit of a loss for you to squat by the wall like this, and they listened, and moved a small bench the next day, what can I do?"
Tassel: "."
Liuyun felt as if her image of the tall Emperor was crumbling a little bit, because since Zhongli had retired, he had always done something unbelievable to her in Liyue Harbor, and if she hadn't known that he was the Emperor of the Rocks, she probably wouldn't have believed it.
"So, when you took Nahida on vacation, why did you turn off Skynet, if they could contact you, it wouldn't be like this."
Tassel rubbed his swollen head and said, "Then can't they go to me?" It's not like they don't know where I'm going. ”
Liuyun replied, "I don't know about this. ”
"They should be here again at this time, you better go and have a look, you can't talk about sitting outside like this, and you can't persuade you."
Liuyun spread her hands at the tassel, and she didn't know what to do about it.
Tassel: "."
"The tassel should be back today, right? I've seen all the Travelers in front of me. ”
Wendy said to Zhongli, who was holding a tea set in one hand and a folding bench in the other, to Zhongli, who was also holding a tea set in one hand and a folding bench table in the other.
"It's time to come back."
After Zhongli finished speaking, he and Wendy skillfully unfolded the bench table and placed it in the corner of the wall on the left side of the tassel courtyard, because there happened to be a tree extending from the courtyard here, blocking the sun above, which was a good place to enjoy the shade.
"Old man, why don't you go to the island to look for her, and wait for her at the gate of her yard?"
Wendy said as she placed her wine glass on the table and poured a glass.
"You don't understand, with the habit of tassels, we go directly to her for the effect, it's not as good as the effect of waiting for her here."
The old god Zhongli said to Wendy while making a fire and making tea.
"Oh? What else is there to say about this? Wendy asked curiously as she took a sip of wine.
Zhongli said unhurriedly: "With my understanding of tassels, she is the kind of god who can do nothing without doing anything, and in her words, her ability to touch fish is even higher than you and me." ”
"Does this have anything to do with us waiting for her at her door?"
"Of course, if we go to her, she may prevaricate for various reasons, but if we wait for her at the door, it means that she has just come back from fishing at this time, so that she has no other reason to refuse."
"It's you, old man, or you're thoughtful." Wendy said with a thumbs up to Zhongli.
"That's nature."
Zhongli, who boiled the tea, skillfully made himself a cup, picked up the cup and drank the hot tea directly.
Tassel: "."
You two are really talented, no, god.
"So, you two are looking for something." Tassel said as he walked out the door.
"Old man, the tassel seems to have come a little earlier than we expected, and now she has already gone home, and she has not waited for the moment when she goes home, does it have an impact on the plan?" Wendy conspires loudly at Zhongli.
Zhongli: "In terms of universal reason, it is true. ”
Tassel: "."
They are the two most capable old gods of Teyvat.
Tassel took out his daily fishing bench from the space and sat down unceremoniously on the side, because Zhongli and Wendy were both sitting facing each other against the wall, one side of the square table was almost against the wall, and Tassel could only sit on the other side.
Tassel picked up Wendy's unopened bottle of wine, opened it and took a sip directly. Both of them were drinking tea and drinking, and it felt weird that they didn't drink something.
"Hey, tassel, how do you drink my wine, this is something I bought with great difficulty, just drink it, your way of drinking it makes my heart ache!"
Wendy looked at the tassel's familiar way of drinking water and said uncomfortably.
"Isn't it just drinking water? What else can be drunk? Tassel said, glancing at Wendy.
Wendy: "."
"What are you looking for me?" Tassel asked.
"Old man, do you want to say it? I can't talk about it. Wendy glanced at Zhongli and said.
Zhongli: "."
Zhongli glanced up at Wendy and continued to drink the tea in his hand, not meaning to speak at all.
"It's the last time I ate at Liuli Pavilion, but I ate too much and didn't have enough money, so I pressed my glass ball there. So." Wendy said with an awkward smile at the tassel.
Tassel: "."
"Can't you get the Knights of Favonius to reimburse you?" Tassel asked.
"Ahem, isn't it for the sake of face, if the Knights of Favonius know that I don't have money for an overlord meal in Liyue, and they mortgage the Vision of God, how much it will damage my image."
"Then why are you looking for me?" Tassel continued to ask.
"It's not like everyone is a god, you're also the richest of us, hehe."
Tassel looked at the dozen bottles in Wendy's hand and said suspiciously, "Then where did your wine come from?" ”
"Isn't this a mortgage of the Vision, because the Vision is very valuable, I said that my friend will help me settle the bill together, and the shopkeeper will agree to let me continue to pay on credit." Wendy explained.
"So, why do you think I'm rich? Everyone is a god, and if you don't have money in you, do I have money in me? ”
Wendy: "."
Listening to the tassel's words, Wendy felt that it made sense.
"Isn't it? Isn't that the end? You don't really have to tell the Knights of Favonius to pay my bills, do you? Wendy said sadly.
Zhongli suddenly said, "Actually, I can inform the Liyue Seven Stars to help you, saying that you are the wind god of the neighboring country, and they will definitely be happy to help you solve your problem." ”
"What's the difference between this and informing the Knights of Favonius? Not only that, but it would be a matter of time before not only Liyue knew, but Mondstadt knew, so it would be better to inform the Knights of Favonius directly. Wendy said with an uncomfortable expression.
"Anyway, doesn't Zhongli have a job? Why is there no money? Tassel asked.
"Oh, because the business of the Afterlife Hall is sluggish and there is no income, so Hall Master Hu won't let me send any more bills back." Zhongli took a sip of tea and explained lightly.
"What are Hu Taos doing now?"
"She now works at Wanmin Hall."
Tassel: "."
"Tassel, I heard that you are back, Ganyu and I came over to visit."
Because of his line of sight, Keqing only saw the tassel sitting outside, and did not see Zhongli and Wendy, who were blocked by the door.
"It's Keqing, what's the matter?"
Tassel turned his head and saw Keqing holding Ganyu's little hand and walking towards him.
"Mr. Zhongli is also here, and this one is?"
When Keqing got closer, he realized that Zhongli was there, and there was a man dressed like the Bard of Mondstadt, and it was not easy to sit with the emperor and tassel.
"This is my friend of Zhongli and I, from Mondstadt next door, but he's in a bit of trouble." Tassel said, rereading the words of Zhongli's friend and me.
"Oh? What's the trouble? Keqing asked, Keqing's eyes flashed, and he immediately understood the meaning of the tassel, Zhongli and Tassel's friend, in Mondstadt, is only the god of wind.
Since Tassel must have let her solve this matter when she said it, and she couldn't do it herself.
Tassel touched his chin and said, "Well, this person has been in Liyue for a while, he has eaten and drunk in the Liuli Pavilion, he owes a lot of money, and he has mortgaged his vision, if you can help him pay the bill." ”
"It's just this little thing, wrapped up in me."
Ke Qing immediately replied that as long as it could be done with money, it would not matter, and the net worth of Liyue Seven Stars was unimaginable to ordinary people, and it could be summed up in two words. Rich.
"The tassel is still reliable for you, unlike the old man, Mora doesn't have it." Wendy said happily.
"I don't know what the name of this young lady is, but the most famous bard in Mondstadt is ready to write a chapter of praise for you."
"I don't need poetry, my name is Keqing, Yuheng among the Seven Stars of Liyue." Keqing replied.
Wendy: "."
It's over, this is still exposed, it seems just now, the other party must also know his identity, Wendy feels that his eyes are dark at this time, although someone checks out, but he doesn't feel joy at all.
"Isn't it impossible? I don't have any money, so I can only call other people to help, and it just so happens that Keqing is coming over today, so I'll ask her to help, and I'll settle the bill. Tassel said with a smile.
"What you say is very reasonable."
Damn, I didn't expect to be put on the spot by this woman again, and why did Liyue Seven Stars come over now?
Keqing opened Skynet and operated it a few times, and after a while, someone sent Wendy's Vision over.
"Here, guest from Mondstadt, why didn't you inform us when you came, since you are Zhongli and Tassel's friend, we will definitely treat you well."
Keqing handed the Vision in his hand to Wendy, and at the same time accented the words Zhongli and Tassel's friend, Keqing didn't mean anything else, just simply learning from Tassel.
With a trembling hand, Venti took the Vision from Ke Qing, and he understood that the Liyue Seven Stars in front of him knew the identities of Tassel and Zhongli, and Tassel's reminder made the other party 100% sure that he was the Wind God.
"Thank you for your help, and may the Wind God bless you."
Wendy had never felt that his Wind God's blessing was so cheap, and he was stared at by Zhongli and Tassel, and he couldn't help but show it, although he didn't know what the two were thinking.
So he endured the bitterness in his heart and once again added the blessing of the wind god to Keqing.
Tassel: "."
Is it so big to play? Isn't it just a one-time payment, and you give her the blessing of the god of wind? Yours is the real thing.
If Wendy knew what Tassel was thinking, she would definitely refute it, who did this? If I hadn't been able to beat you, I'd have blown you to the snowy mountains with the wind.
Tassel said a little strangely: "The bard is really generous." ”
"yes, haha." Wendy said with an embarrassed but polite smile.
Yes, I thought too much, but I have already given it, can I take it back? As the god of wind, he still wants to save face, and I just hope that the other party will not pass this matter on to Mondstadt.
Zhongli: "."
None of these two gods is worry-free, or is he more calm, sure enough, the two old friends are also very seriously worn Zhongli took a sip of tea with a calm face, but he thought of it with a sad heart in his heart.
"Thank you Tassel, I'll definitely try." Keqing felt the new power in her body, and said to the tassel with a blazing gaze.
Tassel: "."
No, what are you all making up in your heads? It feels more and more crooked.
Wendy: "."
Good fellow, I blessed you, and you thanked that woman? No, my heart hurts so much, it's so uncomfortable.
"Thank you, Bard from Mondstadt, for this is a card for me to entertain friends, which can be used in all the shops of Liyue for only 100,000 Mora a day."
Keqing knew from the daily behavior of the tassel that the god did not bring money, and since the other party wanted to drink and gave himself a blessing, it was also appropriate to spend a little money.
"What! 100,000 Mora a day! ”
Wendy's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly took the purple card given by Keqing, and the discomfort in her heart disappeared, I, Wendy, have money now.
Zhongli: "."
He was a little despised for Wendy's unproductive behavior, how could a god bend his waist for 100,000 Mora a day?
"Old man, let's go, now that we have money, let's go and spend!" Wendy directly gathered the small bench and said excitedly to Zhongli.
The appearance is very heroic, and he looks full of heritage.
When Zhongli heard Wendy's words, he didn't move slowly, and after putting away the chair, he said, "It's okay." ”
Tassel: "."
Keqing: "."
Ganyu: "The emperor must have his deep meaning in doing this." ”
Zhongli and Wendy just packed up and left, leaving the tassel with a confused face and still holding the wine bottle, but the table was gone.
Tassel stood up calmly and put away the chair, this skillful action saw Keqing and Ganyu stunned for a moment, it turns out that every god has its own bench? Strange knowledge increases.
"By the way, did you come to me for something?" Tassel asked the two.
"I almost forgot, we plan to travel somewhere else, come here and talk to you and Zhenjun."
Keqing replied, and took the opportunity to take the little hand of Ganyu who was standing next to her, Ganyu was made blushing by Keqing's bold move, and lowered her head to look at her toes through the black slime.
Tassel: "."
Feeling so full all of a sudden, what's going on? It's like walking and being kicked for no reason.
"Where are you going?" Tassel asked after a moment of silence.
"We were going to visit Mondstadt again, and then asked Hokuto through Ningguang that we could go to Inazuma with her on a boat next time." Keqing replied while looking at Ganyu.
Tassel: "."
There was a strong feeling of discomfort, which made Tassel hurry back to the house and drag Liuyun out of the research facility.
"Alas, alas, tassels, what are you doing, I'm not done yet."
Liuyun struggled, and her own mechanisms were studied to the core, but Tassel suddenly broke into the house and dragged her out.
"Your apprentice is going on a trip with Keqing." Tassel said to her while pulling Liuyun.
Liuyun: "??? ”
Tassel's words shocked her heart, that apprentice who was confused and lonely before would actually want to go on a trip?
"You're not lying to me, are you? Ganyu, how could this kid be."
"Zhenjun."
Before Liuyun finished speaking, she heard Ganyu's shout, her eyes stared, and she saw Keqing holding Ganyu's hand, and Ganyu was still squirming and embarrassed to let her know that this matter should be true.
"When are you going? How long to go? ”
Liuyun said in silence.
"We plan to leave today, after all, Ganyu and I have already decided."
Keqing replied without being humble or arrogant, with a calm appearance, which made the tassel feel that Keqing was a bit like the protagonist in it.
"Really?" Liuyun asked Ganyu.
"Yes, we're going to leave today, visit Mondstadt first, and then go to Inazuma."
Ganyu didn't dare to look directly into Liuyun's eyes, and replied in a low voice with his head down.
"Now that it's been decided, then I won't say anything more, pay attention to safety on the road, Teyvat is not peaceful now."
Liuyun instructed, after staying with Tassel for so long, she also knew some secret things, and she was also secretly cultivating, preparing to kill other immortals.
"I will take your message to heart." Hearing Liuyun's agreement, Ganyu raised his head and said seriously, but the excitement in his eyes could no longer be hidden.
"Keqing, come over here." Looking at Liuyun and Ganyu, Tassel greeted Keqing.
Keqing let go of Ganyu's hand and followed the tassel to the side, she asked curiously, "Tassel, is there something you call me for?" ”
(End of chapter)