Chapter 160: The Domineering General Falls in Love with Me

Ying asked the stall owner, "Such a delicious dumpling milk should sell well, right?" ”

"Uh, this... To tell you the truth, sales are mediocre. The stall owner scratched his head again and replied.

Shadow wondered, "Alas, isn't it selling well?" Why? Although it is much worse than milk tea and sweet milk made with tassels, it is very delicious among ordinary drinks. ”

The stall owner explained: "Because... Many people are reluctant to try it, thinking that this combination is very strange, although people who have tasted it have good reviews..."

"I'm not saying that the Shogun's taste is strange! And please don't blame! Saying this, the food stall owner seemed to have found something and explained in horror.

Ying touched his chin and proposed, "Oh, this is simple, let the people in the society buy a few hundred cups and deliver them door-to-door." ”

"No, no, no, General, this is too exaggerated!" The stall owner hurriedly rejected Ei's offer.

Hearing the refusal of the food stall owner, Ying said with a look of pity: "Is it exaggerated?" I just want them to try it, it's a pity that I haven't drunk dango milk. ”

"This"

"So, Ei, would you like another drink?" Ying asked.

She didn't expect that the shadow that she cut at her before meeting would have such a cute side, so she took the initiative to ask.

"To... Forget it, don't want it, and I'm not obsessed to this extent. ”

"Ahh

The Great Cishu King looked at the entangled shadow, and didn't know where to take out a string of three-colored dumplings to lure him: "Do you want to eat three-colored dumplings?" ”

"Yes!" The shadow was like a thunderbolt and snatched the three-colored ball in the hands of the Great Cishu King.

Ying Meizi took a bite of the three-color dumplings and said vaguely: "Well, no matter how many times you eat it, the three-color dumplings you make are still so fascinating." ”

"By the way, Ei, do you still have your own three-color dumplings? I hadn't tried it myself before, but I felt from her that the three-color dumplings she made were delicious. King Dacishu said suddenly.

"Well, there's still some of this, give it." Shadow took out a string of three-colored balls that were obviously purple but had colorful streamers, and there were flashes of electric arcs on them from time to time.

King of the Great Mercy Tree: "(Electricity Μ„~ Μ„Electricity) Chew"

"Wow, is this really edible?" Paimon said with a look of horror as he looked at the Great Cishu King with an arc of electricity on his face.

Ying said uncertainly: "It should be able to eat, right?" ”

Shadow took out two strings of three-colored dumplings made by himself again and said to Ying Paimon, "Do you want one too?" ”

"No, no, no." Paimon hurriedly refused.

"Thanks, I don't need to."

"Oh, okay." Ying and Paimon don't accept the food they made, and Ying is a little uncomfortable, but when she sees the happy Dacishu King eating on the side, her mood improves again.

"They don't eat it for me, it tastes really good." The King of the Great Cishu said while chewing on the three-colored dumplings, and thunder floated out of his mouth from time to time.

Ying: "."

Paimon spread his hands and said to Ying with a tangled expression, "Should I say, is this worthy of tassels?" ”

"Well, the tassel is so strong." Ying nodded with a serious face.

Ying thought of something and suddenly said, "By the way, Miko once mentioned to me that she built an eight-fold hall and sold something... Light. ”

"She always shows off to me, but I don't have any idea. If you have this opportunity, can you take me to see it? ”

"Light? Sounds good. The Great Tree of Mercy replied.

Paimon suggested, "Then let's go over and have a look." ”

Shadow is led by Ying to Yaedo.

"General, General?!"

Like the previous food stall owner, Yaedo editor Kuroda also looked incredulous when he saw Kage.

Kuroda hurriedly asked, "The Shogun came to Yaedo in person, do you have any instructions?" ”

"Nothing, don't be nervous, just come and see." Shadow replied flatly.

"I'm sorry, I don't understand too much, but is it the management aspect, or the publishing norms, or ... What about fire protection? Kuroda asked nervously.

Paimon heard Kuroda's nervous words, and complained helplessly, "The general just wants to read the book." ”

"The Shogun wants to see... Light? Hearing Paimon's answer, Kuroda's reaction was even more exaggerated than when he saw Ei before, and his eyes were about to pop out.

Shadow said, "Yes, do you have any good books to recommend?" ”

"Yaedo is mainly aimed at ordinary people, and the content is strange, and many of them may not be to the taste of the shogun..."Kuroda replied with a puzzled expression.

Shadow said to the nervous Kuroda: "It's just a taste, it's not fun to be the same." Don't worry, as long as it's a story written in words, what's not to understand?"

"Although the truth is like this" Hearing Ei's words, Kuroda still scratched his head embarrassedly, mainly because the lightness here is really too strange, although all this is what Yae Miko meant.

"It's okay, even if there is something we don't understand, we will explain it to the general!"

Kuroda muttered quietly, "You'd better not explain, or I'll be finished."

"What are you talking about?" Ying looked at Wada with a puzzled expression and said.

Kuroda was frightened by the shadow, and hurriedly replied, "General, General, no, it's nothing!" ”

"You don't have to be nervous, take out the book, I'll help you stop the general if there's anything." The Great Mercy Tree King said with a smile.

As he spoke, he poked Shadow's cheek with his hand, which seemed disrespectful to him, and made Kuroda's little heart skip a beat.

"Gee, why do you like to poke me in the face so much?" Shadow resisted the actions of the Great Tree King with his hand.

King Dacishu said with a smile: "Because it feels good, it is crispy and numb, I only knew that I had this feeling before, but now I can experience it myself." ”

"Whatever you want." Ying replied helplessly, and then stopped caring about the Great Mercy Tree King next to him.

Looking at the shadow that did not react under the actions of the Great Mercy Tree King, Kuroda breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, then please move over there to the bookshelf, which is full of recent best-selling books." ”

"Among them, there are also [this is really amazing!] The award-winning works have just been compiled into a book and started to be sold. ”

"Don't take it too seriously, just have fun."

"Okay, let's go." Hearing Kuroda's explanation, Kage took the opportunity to escape from the clutches of the Great Cishu King and walked towards the bookshelf.

Shadow took a book from the bookshelf with great interest, and as she flipped through it, her expression began to slowly collapse, and finally turned into a frown in a tangled look.

The Great Mercy Tree King walked up to Shadow, looked at Shadow who was frowning and observing the book, and wondered, "Can you understand?" ”

Shadow replied casually, "No, of course I understand." ”

"Tell me what the book says, then?" The Great Mercy Tree King pointed to a book in front of the shadow and said.

Shadow: "."

"Well, I'll admit, I underestimated the enemy." Shadow replied with a serious face.

"I know the names of these books, why are they so unreadable when they are connected together?"

"For example, "Reincarnated as a hilichurlhurl, as long as you eat the sunset fruit, you can always get stronger"..."

"It's so long."

King Dacishu explained, "Isn't that easy to understand? It shows that the author has a dream of becoming hilichurls, and then he can become stronger by eating food like sunset fruit. ”

"Huh? Is that so? Shadow asked with a look of surprise, "But why does the author want to become a hilichurl?" ”

The King of the Great Cishu replied with a kitten face: "I don't know, maybe this author has a sick brain." ”

"Can hilichurls really become stronger by eating the sunset fruit? At the very least, it's meat. Shadow continued to wonder.

"So when it comes to the author's brain, you don't have to dwell on this."

"I see." Hearing the answer of the Great Cishu King, Ying had an expression that I understood.

Paimon hurriedly stopped the conversation between the two gods: "Hey! It's not right at all.,This is just the setting of this book.,It has nothing to do with the author.,Why do you want to say that people have brain diseases? ”

Shadow turned to Paimon and asked, "Setting?" ”

"It's what the author imagines." Ying said on the side.

"I see." Shadow wondered again: "Then the explanation of the tassel also makes sense, why is it completely wrong?" ”

"This, this, anyway, it's rude to say that someone is sick." Paimon replied with a tangled face.

"What is the setting for? Without realism, will the story still be credible? ”

"Besides, the hilichurls don't have the ability to write stories, is it the author who is documenting the life of the hilichurls?"

Looking at the shadow who was in deep thought again, Paimon said helplessly to Ying, "I understand why Kuroda said that the general would be incomprehensible"

"But aren't the tassels interesting to watch?" Ying looked at the Great Cishu King on the bookshelf beside him and flipped through the books with an excited face.

"This, you don't know it, there is still a little difference between the tassel and the god we think." Paimon said, scratching his head.

"In this way, let's choose it for you first, pick out the one that is easier to understand, and then tell you about it." Paimon turned to the still puzzled Shadow and proposed.

"No, I want to see it myself, she can understand why I can't?" Shadow pointed to the Great Cishu King, who was flipping through the books by the bookshelf, and said.

Paimon replied with a puzzled expression, "Well, this one is different, you don't have tassel experience." ”

Shadow: "."

She felt that Paimon was euphemistically calling her stupid, but when the object of comparison was the Great Compassion Tree King, she could only silently accept this reality.

Shadow thought for a moment and reluctantly accepted Paimon's proposal, "Okay, I think I've read a lot of books, but when I read a story like this, I don't even know what to focus on..."

"But I'm still looking forward to it, I feel like it's very similar to Miko's style, it must be fun, although the current Miko gives me a lot of headaches."

"Then leave it to us, you wait a minute!"

After Paimon finished speaking, he and Ying walked over to the Great Cishu King to look for the book.

Paimon walked over to the bookshelf and asked the Great Tree King, "Tassel, what are you looking at?" ”

"Let me see, "The Domineering General Falls in Love with Me"?" Paimon said with a look of surprise.

"Well, I think this book is very good, it tells the story of a little fox and a general, the cute little fox was taken by the most powerful existence in a country, and then staged a twists and turns of a bizarre love story, which is very well written." The Great Mercy Tree King explained with a smile at Paimon as he flipped through the book.

"This little fox can't be a god son, right?" Paimon said suspiciously.

King Dacishu shook his head and analyzed: "I don't know, because the writer is anonymous, the original form of the little fox seems to be a bit like Yae Miko, and the general's words are not very much like a shadow, I think it may be that someone thinks that Yae Miko and Raiden Shogun are very compatible, so they wrote this book." ”

"Okay then, what books should we bring to Ying?"

"I'll take a look, this book is called "Reincarnated as a Raiden Shogun, and then the world is invincible".

Under the reading of Ying and Paimon, this book tells the story of the protagonist who is struck by lightning under the thunder cherry tree and becomes Raiden Shogun when he opens his eyes.

Because the original protagonist is always bullied and can't do anything well, but after becoming Raiden Shogun, he has infinite force and power, but why him?

Paimon scratched his head and put the book back to Ying, "Hmm, what a strange book, no wonder Kuroda is still afraid, there are still books with this theme, I think it's better not to tell this story to Ying, otherwise the author may be held responsible." ”

"I think it's pretty good, it's quite novel." Ying replied.

"If someone becomes Paimon and does a lot of things that Paimon wouldn't have done at all, I'll feel uncomfortable!" Paimon said huffingly.

King Cishu put down the book in his hand and said to Paimon, "I think it's okay, I'll be happy if someone becomes me and does a lot of things that I can't do." ”

"Yes, yes? Should it be said to be tassels? Touching the fish is so obvious? Paimon scratched his head and said, "Let's take a look at the next one, "About My Chaotic Youth Love Story". ”

Under the reading of Ying and Paimon, this book tells the love story between the ordinary male protagonist and seven beautiful girls.

The work chronicles the daily life of the protagonist in chronological order, with quite a few small scenes that make people smile, the author's pen is solid, the sentences are smooth, and the charm of each character is vividly presented.

However, the story is broken at the critical moment when the hero's childhood sweetheart is preparing to confess his love...

"I'm in a hurry!" Paimon looked at it with a huff, and there was no follow-up.

"Although it's just a cursory look, this girl has liked the male protagonist since she was a child and dedicated everything!"

Ying was silent for a moment and said, "I hope the author can be happy." ”

Paimon came back to his senses and prayed, "yes, Bi Jing is still." I hope the author is a good person, and I hope the author is a good person. I hope the author is a good person..."

Speaking of this, Paimon looked at Ying with a puzzled expression, "The plot is quite attractive, but Ying can understand this... Is it love between mortals? ”

The Great Mercy Tree King replied with a smile on the side: "Of course the answer is no, most gods don't have this need, so naturally there will be no love, and Shadow is also among the majority." ”

Paimon scratched his head when he heard King Cishu's explanation, and continued to pick up the next book and said, "Okay, then let's take a look at the next one, "People in the rivers and lakes, but they just want to write well", what a strange name." ”

Written by Ying and Paimon, the book is a martial arts story that takes place in Liyue, focusing on the open and secret battles between the various gangs.

The protagonist's ideal is to become an ordinary light family who has no quarrel with the world, but because he has a unique martial arts physique, he is involved in the battle of the rivers and lakes.

The selling point of the story is that the protagonist never joins any faction, but is always mistaken for a hidden master of a certain sect.

The masters of all walks of life who regard the protagonist as an imaginary enemy are always ridiculous, and the protagonist is in it, but he never forgets the original intention of becoming a family...

Paimon, who had read the book hastily, said with a puzzled expression, "What a strange person, why do you have to be a light family?" If you are so powerful, you should easily become the first in martial arts. ”

"Perhaps, he's a salted fish?" Ying replied in a whisper.

"Well, forget it, let's not continue this conversation." Paimon thought for a moment about what to say, but she chose to shut up as she looked at Shadow and the Great Mercy Tree King, who cast her gaze on.

"So which book do we choose?"

King Dacishu took out the copy of "The Overbearing General Falls in Love with Me" she had just read, handed it to Paimon and said, "I think this one is better." ”

Paimon said with a tangled face, "This isn't very good, right?" ”

"How do you know if you don't try? I think the film should be quite interested. King Dacishu said with a smile.

"Alright then, let's read it."

So Paimon and Ying finished reading the book with a frown, and the embarrassment on their faces overflowed.

"Wow, I'm so ashamed, would anyone really talk like that??!" After reading this book, Paimon complained with a tangled face.

Ying echoed with an embarrassed face: "I also think that this book is too embarrassing, I feel that my embarrassing toes can be picked out for a whole day." ”

"Are we really going to share this book with Ei? Tassels, do you want to think again? The lines in this are so shameful that I can't say them. ”

"I think it's okay to be able to speak." Ying replied with a sigh of relief.

Although the content of the book embarrassed her, if this embarrassment could be brought to others, she would not be embarrassed.

"Ying, are you serious?" Paimon exclaimed, "But yes, you can say such things with the Imperial Keeper of Yae Miko." ”

Ying replied expressionlessly: "As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed." ”

"Okay, then it's up to you to share the contents of this book with the film."

"I'll come, I'll come."

After Ying finished speaking, she strode in the direction where Ying was waiting.

Ying looked at the returning few people and said with a smile: "Are you back?" Seeing your expressions, you should have read a good story, right? ”

"It's a very good story, Ying, hurry up." Paimon urged Ying from the side.

(End of chapter)