When Lu Yang heard that the silent Taoist was locked up in prison, he blurted out: "Master is in prison again?" ”

Wait, why do I say "again"?

Yunzhi sighed leisurely and said, "I don't want to admit it, but that's the case." ”

"Although I have told Master several times, 'If you cause trouble in the future, just don't tell your apprentice.'"

"But after all, it's a master-apprentice, even if the master loses face outside, and we meet the master in the outside world, we have to call him 'master', and we can't pretend not to know him."

“…… It turns out that the focus just now was on the word 'Master', not on why he went to prison. ”

"Master wrote a letter, hoping to send someone over to fish him out of the cell, according to the past practice, it was the four elders who went to fish for people, this time I see that Master happens to be in Dayan County, let's deal with the matter of the immortal ruins, we can just go to visit his old man's house, and see what he was locked up for this time."

"Does Master often go to the cell?"

"Not very often, except that he spends longer in his cell than most jailers."

“……”

"Because of Master's unique experience, he felt that people should always leave something behind in their lives, so he wrote a book based on his own personal experience and received the support of the imperial court."

Lu Yang was curious: "Master, what did the old man write?" ”

"Two Thousand Years of Changes in the Prison Environment of the Great Xia Dynasty."

Yun Zhi casually cited a few examples: "I heard that in the era of the Nine Sons of the Dao Sect, the most common thing that Master did was to drive a flying sword under the influence of alcohol, which constituted the crime of dangerous driving, and he would be locked up in prison for several months each time. ”

Yunzhi further explained that Lu Yang popularized the status quo of the rule of law in the Great Xia Dynasty: "This is actually the criminal law most commonly violated by monks, and it is not only driving flying swords, but also driving gourds and jade flutes. Many monks were unwilling to use mana to dissolve the strength of the wine after drinking, and the drunk flew in the sky, and the Great Xia Dynasty repeatedly forbade it. ”

"Master also pretended to be a fortune teller, the old god said to the guest that you will be cheated of money today, if you want not to be deceived, you have to spend money to avoid disasters, the guest listened to the master's words, took out the spirit stone to ask the master to eliminate the disaster, the master accepted the spirit stone, said you see, I will say that you will be deceived today, is it accurate?"

"And then he was locked up."

There are too many things that people do in silence, and Yunzhi can't finish talking for a while, so he has to take out a few examples at random to show Lu Yang.

"I don't know if you've heard of a spell created by Master, called "Big and Small Ruyi (Partial Version)", which is simple to learn and easy to learn."

Lu Yang nodded, it was the wonderful spell that changed the male and the female became the top, of course he had heard of it, and even wanted to learn it, but he never found the opportunity.

"Originally, the imperial court wanted to convict the master of producing, reproducing, publishing, selling, and disseminating obscene materials for profit, but the four elders stepped forward and argued with reason, saying that Master's spell belonged to health preservation spells, and there was no obscure meaning, and in the end, the court took a step back and did not consider Master to constitute a crime, but also asked Master not to spread this spell again, and asked Master to make up the tax for selling books."

"The four elders are righteous!" Lu Yang didn't expect that the four elders would not like the master on weekdays, and they would come forward during the critical period to save the master from prison.

Yun Zhi glanced at Lu Yang and said lightly: "Because the four elders are also involved in trafficking, if the master constitutes a crime, he will not be able to escape." ”

"In other words, the master has committed a crime, and the nine sons of the Dao Sect will be wiped out and go to the cell together to reunite."

"Anyway, that time the master made a lot of money, and when he was the richest, he spent a lot of money like dirt, and he didn't treat spirit stones as spirit stones at all."

"Master once imitated Elder Taishang to go to the Qinglou to prostitute, when the master wore gold and silver, a nouveau riche look, the old bustard smiled, thinking that this was a big customer, and then the master asked the Qinglou to issue an invoice, the old bustard's face sank, and he felt that the master was here to make trouble, and refused to issue an invoice."

"Master thought that Qinglou's behavior was tax evasion, so he went to the government to sue Qinglou, and finally the government determined that Qinglou was tax evasion, locked up the bustard, and found that the master was prostituting, and put the master in."

"The era of the nine sons of the Dao Sect ended, the Taishang Elder retired, and after the master and the nine of them mastered the power of the Dao Sect, the master did not come down honestly."

"You should know that the Great Elder likes to build tombs, so the Master accompanied the Great Elder to go out together, building tombs everywhere, and when they were building graves and digging pits, the two of them accidentally dug up a real grave, and they were regarded as tomb robbers, and reported to the government, and the government sent someone to arrest them, and the two thought it was a zombie coming, and they almost fought."

The immortal fairy was amazed to hear it in the spiritual space, and asked the Dao Sect to really have many talented people, and staying in Lu Yang's spiritual space was really able to gain knowledge.

Lu Yang: "......"

Lu Yang felt that he had an immortal fairy in front of him and a silent Taoist in the back, and under the influence of these two people, it was not easy for him to stick to his heart, do things in a down-to-earth manner, and be an honest man.

"Master, isn't his old man in the fit period, how did he get caught?"

As the sect master of the Dao Sect, the top merger period, and maybe even the strongest merge period, even if he stacked the people of Dayan County, he was not the opponent of the silent Dao people.

Can this still be caught?

"Master said that the disaster of imprisonment is part of Hongchen Cultivation."

"Is the prison break part of the Red Dust Repair?"

Yun Zhi was silent for a long time, and glanced at Lu Yang deeply: "Don't ask Master this question, I'm afraid he will think of this." ”

Lu Yang scratched his head and sighed: "I still have a question." ”

"What?"

"Shouldn't we go to visit the prison, why are we eating now?"

At this time, Lu Yang and Yunzhi were sitting in a small private room, with a dazzling array of delicacies in front of them.

After returning from the immortal ruins, Yunzhi did not go directly to the cell, but first took Lu Yang to the best restaurant in Dayan County, and ordered all the local specialties, and the corners of Lu Yang's eyes jumped when he saw it.

He really wanted to ask, Master is locked up not far away, and the two of us are eating and drinking here, doesn't it seem very good?

Considering that it was the senior sister sitting opposite, she didn't dare to ask so after all.

Yunzhi took a bite of the steamed beef balls, the beef balls were firm and firm, and the juice overflowed after taking a bite, and she was very satisfied.

Yunzhi put down his chopsticks and explained expressionlessly: "Little junior brother, you have to understand, what Master is, is our elder, what the elders want to see most is that the juniors are healthy and thrive, we eat well and sleep well here, presumably Master and his old man will be happy to learn about our recent situation in the prison." ”

Lu Yang felt that what the senior sister said was very reasonable, but he always felt that something was strange.

I feel that my brain has been bad lately, is it the sequelae of playing soybeanboxing?

(End of chapter)