Chapter 281: I'm not a fun person
Luofu Xianzhou, Taibusi
A pink-haired woman was clinging to a purple-haired woman's side, swiping her hand on the purple-haired woman's mobile phone, as if she was explaining something to the other party.
But as time passed, and the purple-haired woman's still clumsy movements, the pink-haired woman was a little nervous.
Yae Miko couldn't help but complain: "Shadow, have you learned it, this mobile phone is so easy to use, I've taught you so many times, why can't you remember it?" β
After Yae Miko studies the phone's functions and prepares to teach Ei, she finds that Ei seems to be completely unenlightened in some ways, just like her cooking skills.
"Miko, don't be anxious, I'm not studying hard." Shadow replied with a bitter face.
Yae Miko continued, "However, your ability to adapt is too slow, why can't you learn martial arts at the same speed as you in this aspect? β
"I don't want to, but I really can't do this kind of thing." Shadow continued, "But it's okay, it's easier than cooking, and I'm sure I'll learn it." β
"Come on, it's easier than cooking, how can you say this, you know that you are almost omnipotent in Inazuma except cooking, and there is no credibility at all when it comes out of your mouth than cooking." Listening to Ei's words, Miko complained again.
Shadow: "."
Ying listened to Yae Miko's words, and was silent for a while, she didn't understand why this mobile phone couldn't be set up like Skynet, and it could be used if she thought about it, but she had to make it so that she could click step by step, each section also had different functions, and Skynet was not convenient at all.
Just like cooking, you have to learn the correct steps to move on to the next step of normal cooking, but her cooking is completely one-pot, Skynet gave her this convenient ability, but this kind of mobile phone is different.
Because the tassel is lazy, so I directly used the mobile phone of this world and did not make any improvements at all, but the mobile phone of this world is also very advanced, as long as the functions that can be achieved are available.
"Tassel, can you make this phone simpler?" In the end, Shadow had no choice but to ask for help from the tassel on the side.
Tassel replied flatly: "I'm lazy, I don't want to get it, and this mobile phone doesn't affect Skynet communication, so it's not necessary." β
Shadow: "."
got the answer he expected from the tassel, and Ying could only sigh helplessly, the matter of researching mobile phones can only be a long way to go, but fortunately, Skynet can still get in touch with the people he is familiar with.
In the end, Ying thought about it for a while, stayed the interface of the phone in the chat group of the [Teyvat Family], and then silently closed the phone and took out his game console.
"Isn't it, Shadow, you're messing up?" Yae Miko watched the operation of the shadow confusion, and a series of question marks floated above her head.
Shadow skillfully opened Genshin Impact II and replied to Yae Miko, "I'm tired, let's play the game first, I haven't paid off my physical strength today." β
"Come on, come on, together, let me also rub a commission." Yae Miko listened to Ei's words and knew that teaching him to use a mobile phone was basically useless, so he also took out his game console and opened "Genshin Impact II" and spoke.
"Can't you just do it yourself? Every time you have to rub my commission. Shadow said with a frown.
Yae Miko said with a smile: "I don't rub the commission, don't you also have to do it, so you don't lose either, do you?" β
Although Ying said it, she still agreed when she saw Yae Miko apply to enter her own world, after all, she was used to the character of her dependents.
"Shadow, what are you saving so many rough stones for?" Yae Miko suddenly saw Shadow open his backpack and saw a six-digit rough stone, and asked with some confusion.
Shadow replied, "I don't have any cards I want to draw, so I'll save them." β
"Then what do you usually use?" Yae Miko continued: "Don't you fight the abyss? β
"Fight, the six-life Thunderbolt General plus Kamisato Ayaka is completely enough, why do you smoke so much?" After speaking, Ying opened his team.
One team is a team composed of her own characters Raiden Shogun, Kazuha, Kujo, and Bennett, and the other golden characters are zero lives except for her own characters, while the other team is Kamisato Ayaka, Shinzuru, Mona, and Wendy.
"What kind of team are you, and the other team doesn't have a healing shield?" Yae Miko was surprised: "Moreover, you don't even have Yae Miko, you're angry with me!" β
"What kind of treatment do you want, as long as the monster can't hit me, I don't need it, if it weren't for Bennett's ability to increase attack power, I'm going to change it." Shadow said flatly: "As for why you don't smoke Yae Miko, because she is too weak." β
Yae Miko: "."
What you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless, and I'm really sorry that I'm so weak.
"So, what about Nahida? What about Zhongli? Aren't these also undrawn? Yae Miko continued.
"Bouille, well, I just don't want to draw it, as for Morax, his shield can make me lose my assessment of the crisis, if Morax's shield is used too much, it will be like you to face the skill, I need to remind myself at all times."
Yae Miko: "."
After listening to the film's words, Yae Miko looked at the illustrated book of almost all the characters on the game console, and suddenly felt unpleasant.
"Morax I can understand, but why can't Nahida?" Yae Miko pondered for a moment and continued.
"Because she is not the Nahida we are familiar with, and likewise she is not the Tree King in the game, she has changed from the moment the memory of the Great Mercy Tree King completely disappeared, in this world without tassels." Shadow was silent for a moment and replied, "So, I won't admit her." β
"Ei, you don't have to be so serious, it's just a game." Yae Miko sighed and said, "This world is not realistic. β
"I have my own path, and I have my own eternity to chase, I don't want some changes to tarnish the eternity in my heart, this is my belief." Ei's tone was a little excited when he said this.
"Okay, okay, I know, and I didn't say you're wrong, really." Yae Miko hurriedly reassured him.
"Miko, I know my thoughts may be a bit extreme, and I also know that this is just a game, and with Nahida it can be a lot easier in the game." Shadow put down the game console at this point, sighed and continued, "But, I really can't do it. β
"I can't do anything without her, just like in this world without her, although I have come out of the eternity of the past, I have been controlled by the world, and I don't want to be like this again."
"Every time I see me in the game, I get scared, afraid that what I'm experiencing now is just a dream for me, that I don't know when I'm going to wake up suddenly, and then, like in the game, I forget what I'm going through without realizing it."
"Miko, can you relate to this feeling? After you have seen the real starry sky, then look back at Teyvat's false sky, the arranged destiny trajectory, the never-ending reincarnation. β
She hadn't thought about what Shadow was worried about, but she believed it, and she also knew that Shadow's state at this time was a bit like the feeling of being afraid of suddenly getting what she wanted, and then suddenly losing it.
Thinking of this, Yae Miko looked at the tassel on the side with some help, hoping that she could think of a way.
But Tassel spread his hands at her, indicating that he didn't know what to do.
Yae Miko: "."
"Miko, I'm fine, all this is just my own imagination." Seeing the movements of the two, Shadow showed a sincere smile at them and said, "I know that she is very strong and powerful, and I also believe in her, but everything in the game plot makes me a little uncomfortable." β
"Since you say so, I'm relieved, if you don't like it, you don't like it, then I won't need it in the future." Yae Miko listened to Kage's words, breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile.
Looking at the two of them who were in something wrong, Tassel also sighed secretly, she didn't understand why Ying became like this? You don't seem to have done anything, do you?
Just when Tassel was puzzled, a purple figure walked over, holding a cup of milk tea in her left hand and drinking a cup in her right hand.
"Tassel, I'm here, do you want to drink Immortal Happy Tea, I brought you a cup, it tastes very good." Fu Xuan walked over and said, "Although it is unhealthy in the eyes of people"
Before Fu Xuan finished speaking, he saw Yae Miko and Shadow playing games on the side, and asked with some confusion: "Tassel, why are they here?" β
"I brought it." Tassel replied.
Shadow wondered, "Tassel, who is she?" Why did you know us? β
"Her name is Fu Xuan, and this is her residence, and you observed you when you were in Sumeru before." Tassel replied.
Shadow said, "Oh. β
Fu Xuan put the milk tea in his hand into the tassel and said, "Then, I only brought a cup of immortal happy drink, I didn't expect that someone from Taibu would come."
"Is this Immortal Happy Drink really delicious?" Ying looked at the good-looking milk tea and swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said.
Fu Xuan replied: "Well, it's very sweet, and when you drink it, you will have a happy smile, and say goodbye to all your troubles~"
"Miko, let's go buy a cup too." Listening to Fu Xuan's words, Shadow said to Yae Miko with an eager face.
Listening to Ei's words, Yae Miko spread her hands at her and said helplessly, "But, we don't have any money." β
Shadow: "."
"If you want to drink it, I'll take you there, and you can choose from different kinds of flavors there." After Fu Xuan drank the last sip of milk tea, he threw it into the trash can on the side and said.
"Okay, thank you very much." Shadow nodded, "But, we don't have any money."
"It's okay, I'm in for a treat, although you don't know me, but I know you, you are tasseled friends and naturally my friends, in Xianzhou Luofu you can spend as much as you want, and I will pay for it." Fu Xuan crossed his waist with his left hand and waved his right hand with an angry face.
Seeing Fu Xuan's atmospheric appearance, the tassel did not demolish her, because Fu Xuan's card was still re-handled by the Xianmeng, and the funds that the Xianmeng gave her were used, although the tassel was not used.
Luofu Xianzhou, the center of the Xingcha Sea.
Tassel said helplessly to the few people in front of him: "I said, you can go shopping if you want to, why do you want to pull me, I want to go fishing." β
"It's rare to come to another world for the first time, and you still think about your fishing, there is not a single fish in that pool, I don't even know what you are fishing." Yae Miko couldn't help but complain when she heard Tassel's words.
"You don't understand, it's fun. As long as I have fish in my heart, even if it is a cup of tea and a scoop of water, I can throw a rod. Tassel replied with a tiger face.
Yae Miko: "."
For the logic of tassels, which can be thrown as long as there is water, Yae Miko doesn't understand it at all.
"Let's go, it's just ahead." Fu Xuan greeted a few people.
Then a few people followed Fu Xuan over, and they saw an unexpected but reasonable figure, that was Zhongli.
When Zhongli saw the few people coming, he also said in surprise: "Oh? I didn't expect to see you here, what a surprise. β
"There's a teleportation anchor here, it's normal for us to appear here, but it's you, it looks like you've been in the Luofu Immortal Boat for a while." Tassel replied.
Zhongli said to a few people, "Sit down first." β
After a few people sat down, Zhongli asked, "You also came here to drink tea and listen to books?" β
"Pretty much." Tassel nodded and said, "By the way, why are you here?" β
"Hehe, boarding the Luofu Immortal Boat was also an accident, and the customs here are somewhat similar to Liyue." Zhongli said with a smile: "Originally, I wanted to leave a few days ago, but I didn't expect the Star Core Crisis to break out here, so I thought about staying here a little longer, and by the way, I wanted to see what the Star Core was." β
"Mengming, have another cup of fairy happy tea, and put more solid pure water!" Fu Xuan said to a small fox woman.
The little fox woman in front of Fu Xuan, who was much shorter than her, was the shopkeeper who never sleeped, Meng Ming.
Meng Ming reminded in a low voice: "Lord Taibu, it's not good to drink too much of this immortal happy tea, why don't you drink something else?" β
For the arrival of Fu Xuan, a regular visitor, Meng Ming was not surprised at all.
"You care about me, it's my friend who said I want to drink." Fu Xuan glanced at her and said, "Moreover, just a cup of tea, what harm can it do to me." β
Mengming: "."
Seeing that Fu Xuan said so, Meng Ming could only prepare.
After a while, Meng Ming brought up a few cups of fairy happy tea that had been prepared, Ying picked up a cup, first looked at it curiously, and then took a gentle breath, and suddenly her eyes lit up, this taste was indeed what she liked.
Ying commented: "It tastes very good. β
"It's not very tasty, it's too sweet." And Yae Miko said with a frown after taking a sip.
Tassel agreed: "I also think it's too sweet, I don't like it very much." β
"No, isn't the sweeter the food and drink?" Fu Xuan couldn't help but speak.
Shadow said, "Well, the sweeter the better." β
"I still like to drink water more than that." After the tassel finished speaking, he picked up a new tea set, picked up the teapot in front of Zhongli and poured himself a cup, and then drank it directly.
I wonder if what you just drank was not water, it's obviously the best tea, it's really a terrible thing for you to drink like this.
"Do you have any plans?" Zhongli withdrew his gaze and asked a few people.
Tassel replied, "Not yet." β
"Neither do I nor Kage." Yae Miko also replied.
Fu Xuan thought for a moment and proposed to a few people: "Why don't you go and be a funer?" β
"Oh? Fun people? This mind sounds a bit abrupt at first glance. Zhongli listened to Fu Xuan's proposal, and his eyes lit up and said, "But in terms of general reason, it's not a good idea. β
"Hey, you can't be serious, can you?" Tassel couldn't help but speak: "You really plan to be a funman?" β
She can understand that she is a fun person, but Zhongli she can't understand it, although this thing usually reveals a breath of a fun person, but from the other party's mouth, he said that he wanted to be a fun person and his original behavior as a fun person was completely different.
Zhongli bowed his head and said, "Indeed." β
Tassel: "."
Shadow: "."
Yae Miko: "."
Fu Xuan: "??? β
"What are you looking at me like that?" Zhongli wondered.
"It's nothing, I just feel that my worldview is a little collapsed, just let me slow down." Yae Miko said with an embarrassed but polite smile.
After being silent for a while, Ying spoke: "Miko, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being a fun person, at least you can convey happiness to the people around you, just like tassels." β
Tassel: "? β
"Ei, you don't want to be a funman too, do you?" Yae Miko said with a look of horror.
"Try it." Shadow said this, and then asked the tassel with a puzzled expression, "Tassel, how should you be a fun person?" β
Tassel: "? β
Are you special, do you talk like this, how do I know how to be a fun person, and I'm not a happy star god, you ask me?
"How do I know? You'll have to ask the god of joy about thisβaha. Tassel replied with a tiger face, she didn't admit that she was a fun person, and bringing a smile to the people around her must be a fun person?
"I also think the tassel is quite accomplished along the way." Zhongli took a sip of tea without hurry.
"Fu Qing!" Seeing that several people's eyes shifted to themselves, Tassel set his eyes on the culprit Fu Xuan.
Fu Xuan was a little apprehensive in her heart, but she pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Huh? How. What's wrong? β
"Nothing." After speaking, Tassel pulled Fu Xuan and hugged her in his arms, and then rubbed his cheeks against her.
"Make you laugh, let you talk nonsense."
"Nest rub. Provoke. Fu Xuan replied as he struggled.
And the people next to them saw that Fu Xuan was so ravaged, and they shifted their eyes to other directions, they also knew that Fu Xuan did not resist to show that the other party also had a great background, this kind of thing can only pretend not to know, you must know that once the secret is leaked, this Fu Taibu, who is not tall, will suffer if he uses the poor view array.
"Say, next time you dare to talk nonsense." Tassel said viciously while squeezing Fu Xuan's cheeks.
"Also also. Dare." Fu Xuan stared at the tassel's eyes, couldn't help but fall into it again, and then said his inner thoughts.
Fu Xuan: "!! β
As soon as the words came out, Fu Xuan felt a chill down his spine, and then looked at the other party with a frightened expression.
"How dare you?"
Fu Xuan hurriedly defended: "I didn't, this is not what I want to say." β
"Oh, your lies are hidden in my eyes." Tassel glanced at Fu Xuan and said disdainfully: "You're done, if you don't let you see why Hua'er blushes so much today, my name will be written upside down." β
Fu Xuan: "!! β
And Zhongli, Shadow and Yae Miko and others on the side saw the movements of the tassel and Fu Xuan, and the corners of their mouths involuntarily raised.
Tassel's move made several of them think that Tassel was leading by example and showing them what a fun person should do, Zhongli looked at Fu Xuan's little face and asked the other party to promise all kinds of unequal treaties.
He found that although Fu Xuan was struggling to complain to the tassel, she did not show a trace of anger and other dissatisfaction, but was still very happy, this action made Zhongli understand that a fun person is not so easy to be.
Tassel: You see, I'm not a fun person at all!
(End of chapter)