Chapter 344: Kevin with a big head
Azure Star, Sky Dome City.
"Are you all here?" Kevin looked at the former Thirteen Flame Chasers present with a serious face.
"Then let's have a meeting."
"Because of Elysia, you who have passed away and me who are about to pass away have been revived." Kevin said this, looked around at the foam-boxed room, and said, "But it's not our time anymore. ”
"Therefore, the content of today's meeting is also very simple, how should we survive in Tianqiong City."
"Now there are less than 300,000 credits left, and if nothing else, we can go to Paradise again for team building today, a month later."
"So, do you have any suggestions?"
Padophyllis, who was teetering from hunger, approached Kevin and said, "Boss Kevin, I'll go first." ”
After saying that, he threw himself on the table.
Kevin: "."
"Pardo." Seeing this, Aponia could not help but pray to him: "Poor child, may you go all the way to heaven."
"Pardophyllis!" Filled with rage, he stepped forward and lifted Pardophyllis up, then grabbed the other party's shoulders and shook them vigorously, saying, "I won't allow you to die!! ”
"It's hot!" Padofilis jumped up directly from the enthusiasm of the thousand calamities and said, "I'll pretend to be a thousand tribulations."
"Don't !! Die"
"Don't !! Die"
"Ahhhhh!!hh
Kevin: "."
Kevin couldn't help but cover his face when he looked at Padophilis, who was constantly scorched by the Thousand Tribulations and let out a terrible howl, so how did the Thirteen Flames of Fire Chaser be established in the first place?
"Ahem, ahem." After the anger of several people subsided, Pardophyllis also stood up again and said, "Boss, I don't think there's any need to rush. ”
"Aren't we just short money?"
After speaking, Pardophyllis shifted his gaze to Eden next to him and said, "Sister Eden isn't here~"
"As long as Sister Eden is willing, don't say that we get out of this small shed, even if we buy a street in the whole city, it won't be a problem!"
"Oops~" Eden couldn't help but smile when he heard this, and said, "Look at what little Pado said." ”
"Very well, then we'll go get the money now." Kevin couldn't help but nod when he heard this, he finally had a reliable one.
"So, you don't really have any cards or credentials." The bank counter staff looked at Eden and Aponia, who made a request in front of them, and said with some embarrassment: "But you still want to withdraw money, five billion. Is it? ”
"Yes, my friend." Eden smiled and nodded: "Because of Kevin, all my cards have been deleted, this small amount, can you look at the street without secret and brush your face?" ”
"No, you can't." The bank staff first gave Eden an embarrassed but polite smile, and then shouted, "Security! ”
Eden: ."
Aponia: "."
Kevin: "."
After the few people returned to the small dilapidated house, Kevin told everyone about the experience of withdrawing money from himself and others: "That's about it."
"Huh?" When Qianjiao heard this, his anger suddenly surged up again and said, "Black eats black, right? ”
“! #@%@##! @#&()%! ”
After a friendly electric voice was still being spoken, Sakura drew her knife and said, "It's too much, I'll go and reason with them." ”
"Don't do that, Sakura." Seeing this, Fu Hua hurriedly stopped: "Calm down, as soon as you leave, I won't be able to cut the cabbage at night." ”
Kevin: "."
"Is there a possibility that your passwordless withdrawal method is too ahead of its time?" Kevin was silent for a while, then said to Eden, "And where we are now, a new version of the ship thousands of years later. ”
"Ah~" When Eden heard this, he nodded at Kevin and said, "Grown up." ”
"Don't take advantage of me!" Kevin held back his anger and said, "What the hell is wrong with you? Since the recovery, I feel that you are weird, is it because there was a little accident in the process of recovery? ”
"Haha, of course not." Elysia snorted, "I think that's what they are. ”
Kevin: "."
"So what we lack is something valuable that they recognize in this world, so why don't we just look for Mei Yi?" Fu Hua proposed: "She lives in this world." ”
"The wooden fish head makes sense!" Wei nodded slightly and said: "If you're lucky, you don't need to teach, let's just find her to eat and live!" ”
"Hmm. It's a bit unproductive, but it's doable, I'll look for it tomorrow."
Before Kevin could finish speaking, he saw a group of heroes walking outside into the park to look around, especially when Qianjiao also opened the manhole cover of the small waterway and shouted at the same time as everyone inside, Kevin couldn't tell that he was looking for someone no matter how he looked at this posture.
"Mei Yi!!"
"Sister Meiyi!!"
"Boom, Buddy."
"You're looking for canned food?!! Kevin finally couldn't hold back his rising blood pressure and yelled at everyone.
Everyone: "."
"Very good, I deeply understand that with our current communication capabilities, we will not be able to find Mei Yi in this life." Kevin's face was ugly and he looked at the twelve who looked at him and said, "Let's go back to the question of how to make money." ”
Cosmo: ".."
"Comrade Kosmo, please pronounce it with your vocal cords." Kevin covered his face and said, "There's no need to use Morse code. ”
"I think there is something that human beings in this era still recognize."
"Say." Kevin bowed.
"Art." Cosmo replied, "I propose that we make a good fortune by selling Grecell's paintings. ”
"Indeed." Su also nodded and agreed: "No matter what era it is, there will be a demand for appreciating beauty." ”
"I'm for it too!" Elysia gave a thumbs up to the crowd.
"Yes~"
"Wait, Elysia, what's on your hands?" Kevin suddenly saw the pink phone in Elysia's hand and asked with some confusion.
Elysia replied, "It's a mobile phone~"
"A cell phone? How do you have a cell phone? When Kevin said this, he suddenly thought of something and stood up and said to Elysia: "Forget it, none of this is important, then you hurry up and call Mei or Kiana, you should be able to contact them, right?!" ”
"No, my phone is a phone from another world, and there is no signal here." Elysia showed the phone that was not in the service area and said, "I was just filming our daily life, because this phone doesn't need to be charged. ”
Kevin: "."
"Well, it's a very powerful technology, worthy of being a [god] creation." When Kevin heard this, he fell back into his chair and said, "Then follow the previous method, without further ado, Grexiu hurry up and paint, and we will sell it tomorrow." ”
A day later, Grecell's painting was sold and the money was paid, but the client not only returned the painting because of the painting, but also demanded compensation from Kevin for 50,000 credits.
"So, why is your painting able to pop out of its mouth and eat the client?" Kevin looked at Gray with tears in his eyes and his index finger constantly tapping with an uncomfortable face: "It's expensive to dissect a person out of the body of a Honkai beast!" Do you know?!! ”
"It's none of Grexiu's business." Grecell: "Xiuxiu doesn't know anything. ”
"Who did you learn this from?"
"My friend said he swallowed it on his own merits, so why spit it out?"
"Why don't you let him eat me?" When Kevin heard this, he said with some haggardness, "This will open it." ”
"Oops~"
"Kevin, I didn't expect you to have this day." Seeing Kevin's appearance, Mebius smiled and leaned over and said, "It's like a child." ”
"Isn't it just a little money? What's so difficult, just wait for my good news tomorrow. ”
Although Kevin was very suspicious of Mebius's methods, since she had said so, let me believe her.
So the next day, Kevin looked at the man on the ground who was wrapped in Mebius like a maggot and kept struggling and writhing: "This is"
"Mouse off." Mebius replied: "According to my experimental estimates, as long as I put them in my container of biological energy to mechanical energy, mechanical energy to electrical energy, and run perfectly for twenty-four hours, it should be fine."
The more Mebius continued, the more ugly Kevin's face became, and finally he couldn't stand it anymore, snatched Elysia's mobile phone from the side, dialed the police, and after a while, Mebius was taken away.
"Okay." After Mebius went in to eat and eat, Kevin returned the phone to Elysia and continued, "Then let's chase the fire ten. The meeting continued. ”
"What better offer is there?"
"Boss, Boss." As soon as Kevin's words fell, Pardophyllis leaned over with an excited look on his face and began to rummage under the table and said, "Why don't we sell this?" ”
"I don't know your baby yet?" Pardophylis's words, Kevin didn't care, but continued: "What can there be."
"Oh———— that's fine!"
Kevin first looked at the little golden figure that Padolfilis didn't know where to take it out of surprise, and then he realized that something was wrong and asked, "No, where did it come from?" ”
"I picked it up." Pardophyllis replied as a matter of course.
"Where did you pick it up?"
"The front of the car on the other side." Padophyllis replied, "Boss, there are a lot of these cars on the other side, or I'll do it now."
Before Pardophyllis could finish speaking, Kevin heard a quick knock on the door, and then a large group of staff members who had taken Mebius away before poured in, and in the eyes of several people, they dragged Padophyllis who was holding the little golden man away.
"Yes, it's her, I just saw her steal the little golden figure from my car."
Kevin: "."
"I hope that the eleven heroes of the fire chaser can take this as a warning." After Pardophyllis was taken away. Kevin said to the few people who were still there, "Don't go home with strange things anymore." ”
"Oops." Weir said slightly: "The real magician will not be caught, and the little Pado cultivation is still not enough." ”
"Aunt Verway." Hearing this, Greshua pleaded to Vervie, "Can you show me that again?" ”
"Ah, that~" Will smiled and replied, "Of course, little Gresiu~"
Kevin: "??? ”
After Virway finished speaking, he quickly walked outside under the surprised eyes of Kevin and several others, and after waiting for a while, Kevin heard Velwei's voice: "Then the most handsome mechanical magician of this century will open immediately"
Rumble!
A violent explosion was followed by the honking of police cars and fire trucks, and the shouts of Vilvena against fate: "What are you doing? Ay!! Ay!! Oops, hey, hey!! ”
Kevin: "."
Grecell: "."
"Please the remaining Ten Heroes of the Flames." Back in the room, Kevin took a deep breath and said, "Figure out the difference between magic and art." Seriously put forward some effective and feasible suggestions!! ”
"Sue, my old fellow." Speaking of which, Kevin turned his gaze to Sue and asked, "Do you have any solutions?" ”
"It looks like a road in the fog." Su closed his eyes and replied with an unfathomable face: "After all, they will meet at a crossroads not far away, but alas, how many people can see through it." ”
"What are you talking about?" Kevin said speechlessly.
"The truth is often so simple, but I can't touch it, I can't find it, I understand it, and I can't explain it if I don't understand."
"What?" When Kevin heard this, a series of question marks floated over his head.
"I can only say, just watch me perform tomorrow." Sue said.
The next day, Kevin saw Su set up a table in front of his house, which read "Fortune telling, two hundred and five credits once".
Kevin: "."
Seeing this, Kevin's heart suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Forget it, don't look at him, go back and wait for his good news first, even if it's bad news, at least it won't be uncomfortable all the time." With that, Kevin went back to the house.
"Huh?" Outside, a two-meter-five muscular giant man walked up to Su and asked, "How much is fortune telling?" ”
"Two hundred and five." Sue replied.
Giant: "??? ”
After a long time, Kevin heard the sound of the door being pushed open, turned his head expectantly, and saw Su Yiyi, who had been beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, limping over, and at the same time the accompanying doctor who asked him for a huge amount of medical expenses.
Kevin: "."
"So, how did this happen?" Kevin asked Sue after paying the medical bills.
"I can't imagine that this worldly person is so arrogant." Su replied inarticulately: "I'm just saying that he is fated, he lacks four elements of the five elements, and he is a little lacking in morality, his bones are cheap and two taels and one money, and he has been riddled with evil for two and a half years, and he is just a father and a mother and a wife and children!" ”
"Why are your fists and feet facing each other?"
Kevin: The subway, the old man, the cell phone (no).
"yes." Kevin looked at Su with a puzzled expression and said, "Why is he just fisting and kicking?" ”
"Not bad." Fu Hua also said to Su: "I never imagined such a beating-resistant physique, it stands to reason that we are just ordinary people now, and the people in this city are very cyberpunk, it is a miracle that you were not killed by someone with an orangutan fist." ”
"Please, don't say that Sue." Apoña slowly moved to Sue's side and said, "He has worked hard, and the people of this city lack light. ”
"Without the light to listen to their pain, perhaps I can save them and solve the crisis at the moment."
Kevin looked at Aponia, who was emitting divine light at this time, and couldn't help but be in awe.
As a result, Kevin felt that he was thinking too much, and looking at the unknown passers-by in the room who were praying like devout believers, he looked at Apoña with a headache and said, "So, why is this happening?" ”
"I don't know, they heard my prayers and became like this." Apoña replied with some embarrassment.
Kevin spread out on the chair with a gray face and muttered, "At this point, we really have to enter the Pure Land in advance." ”
"Oh, Kevin, don't be discouraged." Elysia smiled and said, "At this time, an invincible and cute beautiful girl is needed." ”
"Fans are sincere to idols, as long as I, who is also a beautiful idol, manage it a little, and they will definitely be able to help us."
"Really?" Kevin asked incredulously.
Elysia affirmed, "Of course. ”
The next day, all the fanatical believers suddenly became ambassadors of love under the management of Elysia.
"So, why are there more people!"
"I, uh." Elysia replied with an embarrassed face, "I don't know."
"I just shared my own story and just clicked it out, and they suddenly became like this."
At the same time, Kevin hears a voice from outside: "Join us and pass on the love, Lovegate." ”
Kevin: "."
"You guys, get me out!"
"Hehe, Kevin, don't be angry, let's think of another way." Why did Elysia persuade her.
"What else can I do? Now it's only enough for one day's food?! ”
"Why don't we change places? Go to my good friend, right? She's rich. Elysia thought for a moment before replying.
Kevin roared, "Your friend? Why didn't you say it earlier if you have a friend?! ”
He felt that he had really been broken by this unreliable Twelve Heroes during this time, and he had never found out that these Heroes were so good at working so well.
"Well, because my friend is a bit far away from here, it's a backup option." Elysia scratched her head and said, "It's not like she's cornered, that's why I'm going to say it." ”
"Who is the victim of the desperate, you say, who is the victim!"
Pardophylis, Mebius, Vervi: "Ahh ”
"Do you know how your friend's house went?" Kevin suddenly thought of something, and continued to ask Elysia, he didn't want to go through the matter of finding Mei a second time.
"Yes, my friend gave me a teleportation array, and we can go directly to her." Elysia replied.
"Such a good thing, how are you"
Speaking of this, Kevin sighed again and said, "Alas, forget it, let's rescue those three unreliable guys first, and then we will go directly to your friend." ”
I really don't have time to write about things during this time, and I can't even find time to do game activities. Sorry –
(End of chapter)