Chapter 3 Serving You to Eat, Serving You to Drink, and Helping You Scold Your Ex
Before the luggage of a suitcase was sorted out, Zhang Chunnuan was called by Hua Kai to eat. Looking at the decent four dishes and one soup on the table, Zhang Chunnuan clapped his hands happily.
"Try my craft." Saying that, Hua Kai helped Zhang Chunnuan fill a bowl of soup.
After tasting his favorite sour and spicy shredded potatoes, Zhang Chunnuan gave Hua Kai a thumbs up.
"Within a radius of ten miles, my fried sour and hot shredded potatoes can definitely be the king!" Hua Kai said proudly.
"Kaikai, you and Auntie, you won't move out, will you?" Zhang Chunnuan held the rice bowl, blinked her big eyes, and stared at Hua Kai.
"Why do you ask?" Hua Kai asked rhetorically.
"I can't bear your fried hot and sour shredded potatoes." Zhang Chunnuan pursed his lips.
Hua Kai smiled and said, "Shredded potatoes? Can't you say something that my brother likes to hear? ”
"I'm afraid you can't stand it." Zhang Chunnuan smiled evilly.
"I can handle it! Pure gentlemen! Iron Will! If it weren't for my biological father's violation of the criminal law, I would have joined the army to defend my family and country! With that, Hua Kai rolled up his sleeves and showed Zhang Chunnuan his well-developed biceps again.
"Can my sister eat your fried hot and sour shredded potatoes for the rest of her life?" Zhang Chunnuan pursed his lips.
Hua Kaiteng, who was still boasting about his "bearable, pure masters, and iron will" just now, blushed, and he stumbled and said: "Yes, you, whatever you want to eat, my brother will cook it for you, I, I will also bake cakes." ”
"Oh my God! My Kai Kai is so capable! Oops hey! I don't know whose girl will be cheaper in the future! As he spoke, Zhang Chunnuan put down the chopsticks in his hand, raised his hand and pinched Hua Kai's face, and exclaimed: "You can be a milk fat!" It feels super good! Same as ten years ago! ”
"It's different, I'm an adult." Hua Kai said.
Zhang Chunnuan let go of his hand, his eyes were full of apologies, and he said, "I'm sorry, I still treat you as a child, my sister will pay attention to proportions in the future." ”
"The Law on the Protection of Minors doesn't care about me, milk fat, just pinch it." Hua Kai laughed.
"Eat first." Zhang Chunnuan picked up the chopsticks.
Hua Kai took a piece of pork ribs and sent it to Zhang Chunnuan's bowl, saying, "Eat more meat, you are too thin." ”
"Young, like a dad!" Zhang Chunnuan said with a smile.
"Daddy? Am I like this? Hua Kai laughed.
"I guess so, after all, I don't have much experience." Zhang Chunnuan said embarrassedly.
The phone rings.
"Could it be that Ms. Ma remembers my lovely big girl?" Zhang Chunnuan put down her chopsticks to get her phone, and when she saw the caller ID, she sighed and hung up the phone.
"I have two calling cards, I'll lend you one." Hua Kai said.
"No, it's a year when I can't sleep in the middle of the night and think about the sins I made, or maybe the new love is not to my liking and I think of the old love. It'll be fine after a while, and the abusive lover is not so persistent. With that, Zhang Chunnuan picked up the chopsticks and continued to bury his head in cooking.
While eating, Zhang Chunnuan heard sobbing, she raised her head and looked at Hua Kai on the side, only to see him wiping his tears with the sleeve of his T-shirt.
Zhang Chunnuan put down the chopsticks in her hand again, stood up, and hugged Hua Kai into her arms, she stroked the hair of the person in her arms, and said softly: "My sister has been abroad for many years, she has not suffered much, Aunt Ma's savings, Aunt Hua's annual super red envelope, my scholarship, and the money I earned from teaching guzheng and folk dance in a Chinese school, these money add up, sister, I live quite well!" It can be said that you live well, eat well, and have money to buy small bags. In terms of feelings, although I was green, the relationship in those eight years was still very good, of course, the premise is that I don't know that I have been green for eight years, but it is also possible that I am clear myself, but I just don't want to admit it. yes, I just don't want to admit that I know, I'm pretending to be deaf and dumb, I'm ......"
Hua Kai, crying even louder......
"When I was young, I was obviously a stunned young man, why is she so milky now?" As he spoke, Zhang Chunnuan rubbed Hua Kai's hair.
"I don't have milk, I'm a gentleman." Hua Kai muttered.
"Don't cry if it's a gentleman! Delay my sister's dinner! With that, Zhang Chunnuan pushed away the "man" who was held in his arms, sat down and continued to eat.
Hua Kai, whose face was full of tears, picked up chopsticks and helped Zhang Chunnuan pick up vegetables.
The phone rings.
Zhang Chunnuan picked up the phone, and after seeing the caller ID clearly, he handed it to Hua Kai and said, "Guys, don't cry, tell your most ruthless words!" ”
Hua Kai was stunned for a moment, then took the phone, cleared his throat, and answered the phone: "If you dare to call my woman again, I will beat you so much that you can only sit and pee!" ”
Zhang Chunnuan hid his face......
"Who are you?" On the other side of the phone, a woman's voice came.
Hua Kai was stunned, he looked at Zhang Chunnuan, his eyes widened.
"Go on! Aren't you angry? As he spoke, Zhang Chunnuan stuffed a piece of sauced beef into his mouth.
"Who am I? I'm the incumbent! Delete this number with a little face, and if you dare to harass my wife, I will make your face full of peach blossoms! After speaking, Hua Kai hung up the phone.
"You're such a good boy, you can scold people with these two sentences, right?" Zhang Chunnuan asked.
Hua Kai nodded obediently.
"That's great! Let's eat! This beef sauce is so delicious! Where did you buy it from? As he spoke, Zhang Chunnuan sandwiched another piece of beef with sauce.
"This sauce beef is made by myself, the raw beef tendon is cheaper, if you make it at home, not only the cost is low, but it is also safe to eat, and the most important thing is that my craftsmanship is good, and our mothers love to eat it from all the aunts in the department." Hua Kai's face was proud.
"Look at your smug look!" Zhang Chunnuan said.
"Of course I'm proud, with my craft, you said you want to eat for a lifetime." Hua Kai lowered his head and muttered in a low voice.
"Go and get some food for my sister." Zhang Chunnuan pushed his empty bowl to Hua Kai's hand.
"Okay!" Hua Kai picked up Zhang Chunnuan's rice bowl and ran to the kitchen.
After the meal, Hua Kai asked Zhang Chunnuan to rest, and he did the rough work of wiping the table and washing the dishes.
"Kaikai, I remember, you minored in journalism, this World Cup, don't you have any opportunities for social practice?" Zhang Chunnuan held a cup of hot tea, sat cross-legged on the sofa, and asked Hua Kai who was wiping the dining table.
"Regarding this matter, the official statement of the Lao Hua family to the outside world is 'Kai Kai is just a freshman and is still young'." Hua Kai wiped the dining table and smiled stupidly.
"What about the folk sayings inside?" Zhang Chunnuan asked.
"If I'm not home, all three of you will starve, especially you!" Hua Kai said.
"Blame me? I haven't starved to death in 10 years! Zhang Chunnuan looked aggrieved.
"What have you lost so thin, don't you have a B number in your heart?" After speaking, Hua Kai took the rag and went to the kitchen.
"If I'm still as fat as I was in my junior year of high school, I won't be able to get married!" Zhang Chunnuan shouted at Hua Kai's back.
"If you can't get married, I'll take it, I'm young, I can wait for you for ten or twenty years." With that, Hua Kai came back with a plate of cut fruit.
"I, I don't like ......" Zhang Chunnuan was halfway through his words, and his mouth was blocked by a strawberry.
"I understand, if you need it, I'm genetically good, you know." With that, Hua Kai went to the kitchen.