Chapter 133: My Waist
Swish!
In an instant, several people looked at Xu Heng in unison, a little sluggish.
What do you mean don't scare him away?
This is the pollution of the Qingming solar term in the Xiaohan solar term pollution area, which is simply unheard of.
The opponent's strength is even better, comparable to the third order, and its ability is unimaginable.
Just now you said that we are just passing by, don't cause trouble, and be cautious.
Now he says don't scare him away, do you want to listen to what you say?
"Don't look at me like this, you understand some things, and it's useless to talk too much if you don't understand." Xu Heng noticed the gazes of several people, so he had to explain.
I was also secretly shocked in my heart, how could I have such perverted thoughts?
What's the matter with feeling quite excited?
It must be the impact of Xiaohan's solar term pollution, and handsome people are easily affected by their minds.
Yes, it must be!
"No, you tell me what you mean by not scaring him away, you brought us in, it can't be for some other purpose, right?"
However, the Qingming Festival Master turned pale and asked in a deep voice.
He felt that something was wrong with Xu Heng, how could a normal person say such perverted words when he encountered such a situation.
"Liu Xing, you think too much, he's like this." Zhou Yanan's face darkened, but she explained for Xu Heng.
She has had more contact with Xu Heng, and she knows that this guy's brain circuit is different from others, otherwise she would have to misunderstand.
"yes, that's what I am, don't mind."
Xu Heng also waved his hand, his eyes secretly glanced at the rickety old man again, and continued: "Didn't you find out, even if we don't go to find trouble, trouble will find us, so at this time, caution is not cowardice, but to take the initiative, understand the applause!" ”
“……”
The corners of their mouths twitched.
Especially the Qingming Festival Master named Liu Xing, nodded directly and no longer questioned Xu Heng.
He believed Zhou Yanan's words, Xu Heng's brain circuit was not quite right, and what he said made sense at first glance, but after thinking about it carefully, this is not the way of thinking that a normal person should have.
For the sake of caution, but also to take the initiative?
Shouldn't it be normal to continue to find ways to get around, avoid these unnecessary troubles, and leave the village as soon as possible?
"Don't mess around, you kid, let's take a look at the situation first, the other party may not be coming at us." Zhou Yanan also hurriedly held down Xu Heng, for fear that this thing would really rush out.
"Team Zhou, you tap, don't touch me." Xu Heng said with some embarrassment.
“???” Zhou Yanan has a black line.
I'm just tugging at the corner of your back, where are you?
"This is a waist village, and the old man is also talking about his waist, you put your hand near my waist, I'm a little afraid!" Xu Heng said in a low voice.
Zhou Yanan gritted her teeth, her fists clenched, and she kept adjusting her breathing to calm down, so as not to be impulsive and want to beat Xu Heng on the spot.
I owe it so much!
At this time, I am still shaking my wit here.
"You see, the old man is walking bent over, with his hands still on his back, and he is muttering 'waist,' maybe he is a victim who has had his waist cut off, and we can't continue to hide here, or we may have to be taken out of his waist." Xu Heng proposed again.
"Shut up and stay there." Zhou Yanan couldn't help it, and directly covered Xu Heng's mouth with one hand.
Xu Heng glanced at her sadly and chose to be silent.
These people are too empiricist, too rigid in their thinking, and don't know how to be flexible.
In this case, taking the initiative is not to act rashly, but to occupy the active position!
"He's coming!"
The rest of the people didn't care about Xu Heng anymore, and their eyes were staring at the front.
The rickety figure had already gotten closer and closer, and was only a little more than a hundred meters away from them.
And the people saw him clearly.
Dressed in a shabby black-gray robe with a few patches on it, his head was covered with gray-white messy hair, which was casually draped, an old face was full of wrinkles, his mouth was still closed, and he was muttering "Waist, waist ......".
Eighty meters!
Seventy meters!
Fifty meters!
……
As the old man got closer and closer, everyone's breath couldn't help but hold their breath slightly.
They didn't want to get into trouble, after all, the weirdness of the third order was not easy to deal with.
The bottom line is who knows how weird this place is?
If you get into a fight with this old thing and it leads to more weirdness, then it's a big problem!
So at the moment, they just wanted to wait for the old man to hurry away and then continue on the road.
Twenty meters!
Fifteen meters!
10 meters ......
Suddenly, the rickety old man stopped a few meters away from everyone.
He trembled and held his back, lifted his body with difficulty, and turned his head abruptly to the position of Xu Heng and the others.
"You ...... See my waist? The old man asked, his cloudy eyes were full of white, and there were no pupils at all.
Several people's scalps exploded in an instant.
The old thing has found them!
"Withdraw!" Zhou Yanan immediately made a judgment and decided to retreat and avoid the old man.
"Wait, later...... There are too! Suddenly, Liu Xing opened his mouth to stop him, his voice trembling slightly.
Several people immediately turned their heads to look behind them.
In the dilapidated thatched hut that was originally pitch black, half of a head poked out of the door, and a pair of dull and blank pupils were peeking at them.
"It's the third order again!" Zhou Yanan's face froze.
This was completely unexpected!
Two weirdness comparable to the third order, this place is definitely more than the blue level, if there is one more third order, it can be directly regarded as a yellow level pollution area.
"Damn, what the hell is going on in this place?" Liu Xing gritted his teeth and said.
Although there are only two third-order at the moment, they can solve it.
But experience tells them that there are definitely more than two third-order weirdness here, and once they do it, the consequences are unimaginable!
"You ...... See my waist? At the same time, the old man in front spoke again.
There was a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat, and his old voice was mixed with a lot of air leaking sounds, which made people shudder.
"Old Immortal...... Phew, no, old man, are you looking for a waist? ”
At this time, a whisper sounded quietly, it was Xu Heng.
Zhou Yanan's eyes widened.
I don't know when, this thing is already lying in the corner, with the palm still on the side of the mouth, pretending to be mysterious, sneakily and taking the initiative to communicate with the old man.
"Waist, yes, I'm looking for my waist, do you see my waist!" The old man's voice was a little more excited, and he took a trembling step towards Xu Heng.
"Yes, yes, I saw your waist, don't worry, I'll send it to you!" Xu Heng responded very enthusiastically.
Regardless of the danger here, he was helpful, and he went straight to the old man.
"Wait!" When Zhou Yanan shouted to stop it, it was too late.
Xu Heng ran out like a wild horse on the loose, and the cheerful girl ran out.
"Oh? My waist, my waist ......" The old man's cloudy eyes swelled with a hint of gloomy joy.
Sou!
The next moment, Xu Heng suddenly disappeared.
The old man was stunned!
Zhou Yanan and the others were also slightly stunned.
Immediately, I saw a black light flickering behind the old man, like a black lightning bolt that was fleeting.
A black mist poured out from behind the old man.
"Ah......h
Xu Heng's figure happened to appear, already holding two black waists in his hands, with a smile on his face: "Old man, look at it, is this your waist?" ”
"My ...... My waist ......" The old man was shocked and angry, and reached out to grab it.
"Old man, you are too careless, the waist is actually in your body, you can forget it, and you are still looking for the waist everywhere, fortunately I helped you find it this time, and next time it will not be so lucky."
Xu Heng lifted his waist, avoided the old man's dirty hands, and said with a straight face.
“……”
Several people present, including the old man, were stunned.
God TM waist put in the back waist and forgot.
Thankfully, you helped me find out?
Do you need to find this?
"I don't think it's like the first time for you to lose everything, so let's do it, this time I'll help you hide your waist, and you won't forget it in the future."
Xu Heng said again, followed by the old man's sluggish expression, and suddenly turned his head and ran!
"I ...... I...... My waist! ”
The old man reacted suddenly, he was furious, his gray-white hair almost rose to the sky, and a large black mist rose all over his body, and he directly swept forward to catch up.
This speed is the difference between heaven and earth from the trembling appearance before!
"This ......" Liu Xing and the others were dumbfounded.
Xu Heng: What is this operation?
Picked someone else's waist and ran away?
The key is that the other party is still a third-order weird!
How could he be so brave?
"This guy still hasn't ......changed," Zhou Yanan had a headache and sighed helplessly.
When she was in the blue polluted area of Darong City, she knew Xu Heng's virtue.
Selling the door god, hooking up with weirdness, calling him a brother and a brother, and robbing a house!
Now I'm going to pick someone's weird waist again!
Normal, normal!
I even have to add that he is more restrained than before!
"Team Zhou, Team Zhou......"
At this time, a sneaky voice suddenly came not far behind several people.
Zhou Yanan was taken aback, this was clearly Xu Heng's voice.
Several people quickly turned their heads to look, and then their eyes widened.
Xu Heng actually got rid of the old man and came back.
But now the guy was hiding in the doorway of the dilapidated hut, standing behind the half of the head, and the head was just above the half of the head, and greeting them with a hippie smile.
“???”
Several people were stunned for a moment.
If you want to hide, just dodge, and then go straight to the sneak attack!
But what does it mean for you to stick behind people's backs and not make a move, and to greet us from afar?
Have you ever considered what it feels like to have that half of our head caught between us?
Don't you see that both of people's eyes are staring up at you, and the forehead lines are holding back?
"Team Zhou, you see if I'm holding it, I'm ambushed behind this idiot, I'll close the door later, give him a hard clip on the head, see if he's confused!"
At this time, Xu Heng put his hand close to his mouth again, crossed the half of his head, whispered to Zhou Yanan and the others, covered his mouth and snickered!
Zhou Yanan and the others are numb!
You don't need to whisper, do you?
"Brother, I'm not deaf, I hear everything!" The half of the head that poked out of the door was also numb, and finally couldn't help but twist the direction and look at Xu Heng!
"What? You found out? Xu Heng was suddenly shocked, and then his face turned cold: "It seems that I can't keep you, you know too much!" ”
The half of the head was stunned, and then opened his mouth and scolded: "My mother ......"
Burst!
A dagger was shoved straight into its mouth.
……
(End of chapter)