The alarm went off and I was too lazy to press it. The phone rang and I was too lazy to answer it. The doorbell rang and I was too lazy to open it. Pull open half of the curtain with your toes and let your butt enjoy an extra meter of sunlight.

When the warm sunlight shone on Yang Qingtong's fair and smooth face, the corners of his mouth revealed saliva that was very incommensurate with his angelic face. I don't know what I dreamed of in my dream, but I swallowed it.

I worked overtime very late last night, and today is a rare weekend, so Yang Qingtong naturally doesn't want to get up. After drying the *** side of A, she used a very bold and casual "big" zigzag sleeping position to prove that she wanted to carry out her dream to the end.

It's just that the persistent phone call is croaking again. Who is it? Don't let people sleep lazily in the early morning?

When the phone ringtone and the mobile phone ringtone were mixed for the Nth time, Yang Qingtong rolled over 180 degrees with his eyes closed, and groped under the pillow to find a vibrating hot mobile phone.

"Hey——! Which god is urging you to die? ”

"It's me, your mother!" A familiar voice on the other end of the phone roared, "Why don't you answer my phone in the morning?" Want to revolt? ”

"Mom, I was wrong. I worked overtime yesterday, and I'm too sleepy to get up today. Yang Qingtong said coquettishly.

She has a headache for her mother, in addition to the innate fear, there is also the fact that she only has one relative, her mother, and she must consider her mother's feelings no matter what she does. But my mother's mentality is very young, except for fighting with herself, she can't see the appearance of menopause at all.

"Overtime? What kind of extra class? You are a part-time worker, not a war. Although her daughter gave a reasonable explanation, Yang's mother was still angry, "You can work hard for the company, but you can't work hard, do you understand?" ”

"Okay, I got it." A black line appeared on Yang Qingtong's forehead, "Mom, what are you looking for me early in the morning?" Is it just to check if I'm up or not? ”

"Of course not, I'm asking when you have a boyfriend? Don't say I'm urging you, it's been three years since I graduated, and I haven't even heard a scandal, do you want to be a leftover fighter? ”

Even the "leftover fighters" know that my mother is really keeping pace with the times. Yang Qingtong muttered secretly in his heart, but said again and again: "Who said I don't have a boyfriend, there are many people chasing me." Someone sends flowers to work every day, someone picks me up after work, and someone treats me to dinner and watch a movie on weekends. I'm so annoyed, I'm just thinking about which one to bring back to you! ”

There was a sudden silence on the other side of the phone for a while, and then I heard my mother say calmly: "Hey, daughter, I like you for this—humor!" If you don't have an object, you don't have it, and you still talk nonsense with your eyes open. ”

Yang Qingtong can swear to the ceiling, she really said it with her eyes closed. Although the drowsiness has now been dispelled without a trace by the great god of the mother, she still closes her eyes tightly and does not want to look at this skinny world.

Before Yang Qingtong could find anything to refute from his brain, his mother issued an ultimatum on the phone again.

"Now you have two options, one is to bring your boyfriend back within a week; The second is to immediately speed up to give me a blind date home. ”

Blind date!?

Yang Qingtong sat up as if he had been shocked, his eyes were wide open, his eyes were glazed, and two people in red clothes appeared in his head sitting facing each other, and the man smirked and went to remove the woman's hijab......

Well, she completely lost to her mother, and she also lost her rich imagination. I didn't expect such a traditional cultural thing to happen to her.

"Mom, don't! Did you promise which landlord Lao Cai to sell his daughter? I'm still young, and I don't want to get married yet. Yang Qingtong said almost with a crying voice.

"Good daughter, I heard my mother say that the object of this blind date is the son of the former mayor Uncle Mo, who has just returned from studying abroad. It is said that he is a rich and handsome ......."

Rich and handsome? Or is it the second generation of officials? Before Yang Qingtong's chaotic brain could figure out what was going on, another phone call came in.

"Mom, wait a minute, my classmate's phone." As she spoke, she switched her phone to, "Hey! Salsa? ”

"Qingtong, why don't you answer the phone? Okay, I don't want you to explain, you asked me to find the co-tenant I helped you find. A crisp, sweet voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Oh? What kind of people? When to come and see the house? Yang Qingtong crawled out of the small pink quilt and walked to the bathroom while answering the phone.

"Male, 28, IT white-collar worker, working in an Internet company in Chongjun Building."

"Oh, handsome? How's the character? Do you have bad habits? Yang Qingtong asked like a cannonball.

"It's not looking for a boyfriend, why are you asking so carefully? By the way, you actually put 'handsome' in the first place? Xiao Nizi, are you excited? ”

"You have discovered this, it seems that the position of my jade girl is about to be lost." Joking, Yang Qingtong turned on the speaker of the phone and put it aside, and then prepared to brush his teeth.

The house she is renting now is a two-bedroom apartment, not too far from the company. When I just graduated, there was a girl who rented with her, and then joined the same company together, but not long ago that girl had a boyfriend and just moved out last month to live together. Only the poor Qingtong girl was left looking for a shared partner everywhere.

And Sasha, the best friend's home, is in this city, so naturally there is no need to rent a house. However, he was still enthusiastic to help her find tenants everywhere.

"By the way, Qingtong, I told that kid your phone number and address, and I will probably go over to see the house today!"

"Today? When? ”

"It's half past nine, I called you N times and couldn't get through, and you didn't ......answer until N+1 time" The rest of the words, Yang Qingtong couldn't hear the rest, because when she glanced at the phone screen, she found that the time had been displayed as ten and three o'clock.

There was another knock on the door, and Yang Qingtong ran towards the door quickly with a tooth jar, and now she finally remembered what the deathly knock on the door was in the morning. Her fantasy of the romantic "days of living with XX men" will not be ruined in her sleep!

Although I don't know what a cohabiting man looks like, of course, even if he is not tall or handsome, as long as he is above the passing line. When the time comes, you can get close to the water and get the moon first, and then you will take your boyfriend to "return home".

The YY image in her mind was replaced by the apprehension in her heart, and the deer in her heart jumped even more strongly the moment her fingers touched the doorknob. I don't know if the kid who shares the house will be angry because no one opens the door, whether he will be unhappy because he is lying in bed, and whether he will not be able to endure his many little problems in the future......

Sometimes a girl is really weird, she can think of N things in a few tenths of a second, N possibilities, even faster than cloud computing.

At this moment, the door was slowly opened, and a strange figure stood in front of it, followed by a special smell.

This person's willow-shaped stance thinks it's cool. is more than one meter and six meters tall, looking up at himself. Uncle-style dress, but with an uncle-level fan. A youthful and invincible little acne grew on his face full of vicissitudes, and no matter how you look at it, you want to slap him again.

At this moment, Yang Qingtong was completely petrified, and she stood there in shock, thinking a lot......

The first is that she didn't have the probability of studying well when she was in school. There may be 50 percent handsome and 50 percent not, but this guy actually did 100 percent.

Second, the people of the whole country have reached the level of moderate prosperity, but how can the buddies in front of them have the courage to dare to fall below the minimum guarantee?

Third, Ultraman must have eaten a kickback when he fought the little monster, otherwise how could this guy still appear in the gathering area of human activities.

Fourth, the dream is very full, the reality is very skinny, the face is very sad, and I am very miserable.

……

There is no need to summarize too much, and the big data naturally reflected in the cerebral cortex has already made me a little breathless.

At the moment when the so-called "boy" in front of her opened his mouth and said, "I'm here to rent a house", Yang Qingtong slammed the door shut with a thunderous speed, because she obviously felt that the boy was coming with a biological weapon.

There was another knock on the door, but Yang Qingtong ignored it, grabbed a toothbrush, rushed back to the bathroom to pick up his mobile phone, and shouted vaguely at the other side: "Sasha, hurry up and summon your divine beast back, the earth is too dangerous for him!" ”