Chapter 701 is going to drive another crazy one
The two stalkers were outside the pawnshop disguised as passerby A and passerby B, when they saw Dipu walking out of the pawnshop dejectedly. But then, both of them were so surprised that they forgot their disguises, for Dipp had trotted over with a very strange smile and green eyes.
"Was it discovered? Probably not. What should I do? I don't admit it? or run ?......away" The two people already had a feeling that they had nowhere to put their hands and feet, and they fell into a panic.
But he never expected that Dipu trotted to him and gave a bear hug to the "passer-by" in front of him: "Big brother! Thanks, I haven't eaten for a day. Thank you, big brother, thank you!
The "passer-by" was already relatively thin, and he had been strangled a little out of breath by Dipp's bear hug. Unexpectedly, Dipu actually kissed him on the cheek. "What kind of people are these?" The "passer-by" almost collapsed, "Do you have to go to the Royal Guard for food?" and you are still the target of your own tracking?"
But then, the "passer-by" saw with grief and indignation that Dipu opened his bloody mouth and wanted to continue to "poop" on his face. The "passer-by" was suddenly distracted, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped: "Shut up." I'll give it to you, I'll give it to If you don't, you won't have any money. Hurry up!"
With a miserable cry like a cuckoo's blood, the Dipu thief smiled and let go of his hand. He was smiling secretly in his heart: "Sample, dare to follow me, see how I play with you." β
Facing the "obscene light" of Dipu's eyes, the "passer-by A" hurriedly took out the money bag. Let's get rid of this soul first!"Here you go!"
But at this moment, the magic communication in the arms of "Passerby A" flashed a signal, and when "Passerby A" saw the signal, he was immediately in good spirits, and he was finally able to raise his eyebrows. He greeted "Passerby B". Pointing at Dipu and shouting, "Get this soul back!" ......
And the shopkeeper in the pawnshop was secretly looking out of the window. When he saw that the two royal guards revealed their identities and dragged the "royal scoundrel" onto a requisitioned carriage, he also secretly breathed a sigh of relief......
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Confused, Tipu was once again escorted to Yusuf. At first, he didn't know what was going on. However, when Yusuf waved his hand impatiently: "Send this kid to the barracks of the expeditionary force outside the city and give it to General Overmars." Tell him. This kid is in the army. β
When Dipu heard this, he became angry: "This is too much, isn't it? β
Dipu didn't know that being able to participate in the Demon Expeditionary Force was simply a great benefit for the Demon Clan. Needless to say, the treatment is good, especially as soon as the members of the Yuan clan join, at least they are small officers with hundreds of troops. So how many demons break their heads and want to join. And you can't get in. Of course, there are always dead and wounded in war. But the demons are all born in battle and grow up in battle, will they be afraid of death?
"I'm not goingβ!" So at the first moment, Dipu issued a strong protest.
However, this protest made Yusuf stunned. But then he was just as angry. For the demons, the cowards who are greedy for life and afraid of death are even more despised. So Yusuf slapped the table: "If you don't go, you have to go! Get out of here!"
"I'm not going! Arrest me! Arrest me and don't go!" It was now better for him to live in seclusion in a remote place, in a place where no one was around. But if you go to the army of the demons. I don't know when it will be exposed, so Dipu doesn't dare to take that risk at all.
And Yusuf was also amused by the ruffian Dipu: "Arrest it? Do you want to squat in the prison here? You are also lucky." There are nobles who let you join the army. Otherwise, labor and management would have ...... long ago"
"Uncle!" shouted Dipu as he clung to the table. He was already hysterical, "What kind of life are you living if you don't give me food all day? No matter how bad you stay in prison, you won't starve to death, how do you want to torture me? You still want me to be a soldier? I won't go! I just won't go!"
"I'm ......?" Yusuf had a feeling of kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. can face the pestering Dip. So he stopped talking nonsense and beckoned to his subordinates, "Invite Mr. Dustin over." Please drag it out if you don't have to. If you can't drag it out, then hit it!"
"I'm not going---you're a murderer! Uncle...... Can you give me a meal first?"
"Huh?"
After successfully stimulating the second division, Leo, to the point of nervousness, Dipu succeeded in forcing the Yusuf to the point of almost madness. The two giants of the intelligence community, the human and demon races. I actually have a feeling that I want to beat up the same bastard boy, but I have no choice but to do it.
However, as soon as he left Yusuf, Dipu immediately changed his face. He knew in his heart that if he really didn't go, these big men would really do it. A good man can't eat the losses in front of him, right? So he talks sweetly and flatters constantly.
Dipu's sycophant kung fu is also quite in place, and those few people are escorting, and they are also kind to persuade each other: "Actually, it's really good to join the expeditionary force." You are a Yuan clan, and once you get there, you will be at least a captain of 100 people. If you mix well, you can mix with the general and be a personal soldier......"
Dipu pricked up his ears and began to listen carefully to the information of these demons. He also quickly pondered in his heart: "It seems that he can't escape this catastrophe." Anyway, where can this expeditionary force go on an expedition? It must be the Yuansheng Continent. When his strength recovers and he returns to the Yuansheng Continent, he can always find a chance to escape. Maybe you can get some information about the demons. But...... It's better not to go. Being a soldier is not always free, and his current strength is too poor, and if there is a war, it is too dangerous. Moreover, there are many eyes and ears in the barracks, and it is not even convenient to cultivate. β
Just as Dipu walked and pondered. Suddenly, he saw a carriage coming from the opposite side, and the window of the carriage was open, revealing a pretty face. His eyes lit up suddenly, as if he had seen a savior.
β...... Hey, we don't have a chance to go, don't you cherish the opportunity?" Undoubtedly, the one who persuaded him was a chatterbox, and he was still babbling, "I heard that over there in the Holy Land, the land is fertile and can pinch out oil. As long as you sow the seeds and do nothing, you can grow into a crop. And the girl over there is very affectionate. When the time comes, there will be a few more pariax female slaves. What does that taste like...... Gee...... What are you doing ......?"
Under the astonished gazes of the escorts, the carriage guards, the maidens in the carriage, and the passers-by, Dip threw himself into the carriage as if he had found his mother's child, and shouted, "Miss Valkyrie, help me!" (to be continued). )