Volume 1 Faculty 114 Body Method
Monday, February 12 in the Yellow Emperor calendar, cloudy.
Early in the morning, Suzai was called to the counselor's office. The counselor of the special element department is a person who has no sense of existence.,It's basically a stamping tool for approving fake notes and issuing notices.。 The counselors themselves know and are very happy, basically in a state of fishing at work and taking care of the children after work. I also saw her sometimes knit sweaters secretly, and in order not to be discovered by Dean Zhang, she also bribed Su Zheng with snacks.
How can such a decent person agree to such a thing?
Yes!
So the two got along quite happily, and there was nothing else to do this morning, just to ask him to send a bunch of "Traffic Safety Publicity Guidelines" for everyone to see, and by the way, pose for some photos to cope with the above inspection.
The counselor told the victim that just yesterday, a student of the special element department of Mo Ruming University had a car accident while racing and collided with a septic truck.
Three people died on the spot, two people were ineffective in rescue, and the elemental master was hard, and he is still in the intensive care unit, and his life and death are unknown. This aroused the alarm of the school, so they thought about promoting the importance of traffic safety.
Inexplicably, Su Zheng felt that this matter was related to him, but the counselor didn't know who the person who had the accident was, so he couldn't guess.
But isn't there just one person at Mo Ruming University who is related to him?
In this regard, it doesn't matter if he is robbed, he didn't do it himself, and now he doesn't open champagne to celebrate, which is already considered his high quality.
When I went downstairs at noon, I was seen by the spiritual little sister again, and immediately shouted hello to the catastrophe. The long-awaited escape also slipped away.
Recently, I've been busy dealing with various courses and training, and I haven't played much with Xiaoxuan. At noon, simply take her to the cafeteria to eat together.
The little girl looked so cute when she ate, and what puzzled her was that Xiaoxuan said that she was sick, but she never saw any unhealthy symptoms. I also asked Mr. Lin and Mr. Luo, but they were secretive about it and didn't say much.
Suddenly, Xiaoxuan, who was eating fragrantly, picked up the rice bowl and turned around to leave.
Su Zheng was surprised by her actions, so he asked, "Xiaoxuan, what's wrong?" ”
"The bad guys are coming!" Xiao Xuan said crisply.
Yang Hao and others also came over and said that they would help her fight the bad guys.
But then, I heard a joking female voice sound: "Yo, isn't this Xiaoxuan, why did you come here to eat, come on, let me touch it, have you gained weight!" ”
Dressed in a pink and white dress and stepping on pink and white high heels, the visitor walked straight over with elegant and generous steps.
If it's not Xing Ya, who else can there be?
The people who said just now that they wanted to help Xiaoxuan suddenly died down.
When Xiaoxuan saw Xing Ya, she suddenly saw a cat like a mouse, hugged her rice bowl, and hid behind her sleeper.
"Sir, why are you here?" Suzai asked.
"Get out of the way." Xing Ya directly drove the robbery away from the seat, hugged Xiaoxuan into her arms, directly pinched Xiaoxuan's pink little face, and let out a smug laugh from her mouth, "Xiaoxuan, it's getting more and more pink, quick, let me kiss it." ”
As he spoke, he really kissed Xiao Xuan the cheek, leaving a lipstick mark. Xiao Xuan, whose little face was deformed, looked at the catastrophe with blank eyes, hoping to be saved......
Su Zheng coughed lightly, wanting to divert Xing Ya's attention: "Sir, is there something wrong with you coming?" ”
"I'll talk about it later, let me and Xiaoxuan make out first." As he spoke, he touched and twisted at Xiaoxuan.
"Big brother~~~" Xiao Xuan pleaded for help pitifully.
Su Zheng silently changed his position and sat down, eating with his head bored.
For a while, the cafeteria was filled with Xing Ya's smug laughter.
Many of the students who ate silently picked up their plates and left......
For a long time, Xiaoxuan became a chicken nest in Xing Ya's arms, and her face was full of lipstick marks.
Holding Xiaoxuan, Xing Ya, who was too addicted, said: "Come here today, there is nothing else, just to tell you that I am going to be on a business trip for a while, and I will not be at school in the near future, so you can arrange your own time." ”
"On a business trip?"
"Yes, nominally on a business trip, but in fact, I'm pregnant with the child of the beast principal, and I'm going out to give birth to a child secretly!" Xing Ya opened her mouth and came.
Xiaoxuan said aggrievedly: "Bad guy, you lie." ”
"Dare to talk back, come, let me have a good time......" said, and then put his hand on Xiao Xuan, "That beast principal dares to do it or not, and in the end I will be wronged." You must know that I am all for you, Xiaoman, if you become the principal in the future, you must avenge my grievances! ”
Long-abiding: "......"
The other students in the cafeteria only felt that they had heard something they shouldn't have heard, and while secretly taking pictures and videos, they got up and left, acting as if they didn't care about themselves.
Yang Hao and others are looking at the nose and the nose and the heart, and they are pure clay figures.
Then, Xing Ya continued to ruin the reputation of the principal, what deceived her body, what swore an alliance, what chaos and abandonment, and so on.
Anyway, from this day on, the reputation of the headmaster has been a little more mysterious than that......
That night, he came to the empty classroom he had come to when he first arrived at school.
This classroom is very strange, it doesn't exist in the school on weekdays, and I can't find it, but when Xing Ya secretly transmitted the sound at noon and asked him to come here at night, the classroom appeared again.
When I entered the classroom, the door behind me closed automatically.
A graceful figure suddenly appeared in the originally empty classroom, and it was Xing Ya who suddenly appeared.
"Sir."
Xing Ya smiled: "I came on time, are you worried that I will be forcibly possessed by the principal and come to save me?" ”
"I'll help the headmaster tie you up."
"Tsk, I didn't expect you to be so perverted at such a young age, you like to play with bondage, I like it."
"Is there something going on today?" Su Zheng knew that if it was a normal matter, he would not let him come here.
"What's the hurry, why don't we try the bundle first."
"Ahem, I'm still a kid."
"Why don't I help you become a man?"
“......”
"Haha, okay, I won't tease you."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and put it on Su Zheng's shoulder, and the next moment, the figures of the two disappeared here.
The clouds are steaming and foggy, the weather is thousands, and the long-awaited catastrophe has come to the secret realm of Yunlin again, feeling the soft clouds under his feet, raising his eyes, the field of vision is extraordinarily broad, which makes people feel refreshed and happy, and his heart can't help but give birth to a lot of pride.
"I brought you here today to teach you a stunt." Xing Yadao.
"Stunt?"
"Yes, love eighteen styles! How's that, surprise? ”
“......”
"Don't like it? There is also the secret of sleepless at midnight, the magic of three poles in the sun, and the method of working overtime until death...... Have you figured out what to learn? ”
“......”
"Okay, if you don't learn if it's useful, then it's called teaching you a useless one, how about Yunlin's body method?"
"Yunlin Body Method?"
"Yes, the Yunlin body method, the most difficult body method in our school to practice, is extremely demanding, it must be durable, fast enough, high frequency, and excellent waist strength, and it must be in a special environment."
"Here?"
"Yes, this is the place, private and safe, there are no outsiders, and it's no problem to play as much as you want."
"Let's get started."
"What's in a hurry, learn to breathe first, otherwise the rhythm is not right."
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