Chapter 1: A Journey to Collect Dragon Balls
Baozi Mountain, which is as beautiful as Guilin.
Little Goku lives happily here alone.
But he is not alone, because there are many small animals in the mountains to keep him company.
The little animals that don't have companions are all cooked.
"Eat fish, eat fish!"
On the boulder on the shore, little Wukong only felt hungry in his stomach after taking a bath, and turned around and used his tail as a fish hook to poke into the river.
On the shore opposite him, there was also a figure holding a fishing rod.
"Hey, man, do you live here?"
When Little Wukong saw the person opposite, he was slightly stunned, and then waved his hand excitedly to say hello.
Except for his grandfather, it was the first time he had seen anyone else.
"Shhhh Don't talk while fishing. ”
Liszt put his hand to his mouth, and then with a flick of his wrist, the five-meter-long megalodon was pulled out of the river by a spider-thin fishing line.
The big fish fell to the ground, the giant teeth were hideous, but Little Wukong was salivating with his face.
"It's such a big fish, I want to eat it~~"
He didn't have time to get dressed, so he landed on the opposite shore with a leap, and he ran wildly when he picked up the big fish.
"Hey, little ghost, didn't your grandfather teach you not to steal other people's things?"
A fist slammed down, and Little Wukong exhaled in pain, his fleshy little hands covering the big bag on top of his head and grinning.
"It hurts ~~"
He jumped to the side and looked at Liszt in front of him, and remembered what his grandfather had said to him, so he bowed his head and apologized.
"I'm sorry, I'm so hungry, please forgive me."
Seeing Little Wukong's pitiful appearance, Liszt clapped his hands, "Forget it, the child has been hungry for a long time and can't grow tall, and this fish will share half of you." ”
"Really?" Little Wukong's eyes lit up.
Liszt nodded, "You're in charge of lighting the fire." ”
"Yes, yes."
Little Wukong slipped into the forest, only to see the treetops shaking, and then he carried a big tree and cut it into neat pieces with a hand knife, drilled wood on the spot to make fire, and then skillfully put the big fish on the fire.
Seeing this scene, Liszt looked at Little Wukong's strange eyes, and he took off the big fish to dispose of the scales and internal organs.
"You're so wasteful, look at me."
The fish is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot.
So Liszt took out all kinds of tableware from the void, cooked the big fish separately, fried and boiled them in different ways, and added the aroma brought by the spices, which made Little Wukong flow all over the place.
"It's delicious, it's going to be delicious."
Little Wukong stood by the pot, holding his two little hands and looking at it.
"People, the fish you make is very different from what I make, it tastes better than mine, you teach me." He looked at Liszt.
Liszt smiled, "Okay, my name is Liszt, and I will be friends from now on." He held out his hand.
Little Wukong looked at the palm in front of him in a daze, "My name is Sun Wukong." As he spoke, he took a bite on Liszt's hand.
Liszt: "."
He shook off Little Wukong, looked at the two rows of tooth marks on his palm, and was speechless.
"I'm shaking hands with you, not letting you bite me."
"A handshake? What is Handshake? Little Goku scratched his head.
"A handshake is a gesture of friendship."
Liszt patiently explained.
Little Wukong came to Earth only to see Sun Gohan alone, Sun Gohan died early, and no one taught Little Goku too much common sense of life.
Except for eating, sleeping, and practicing, Little Wukong almost didn't understand anything.
Sounds pathetic.
But even more pitiful is Son Gohan.
On the night of the full moon, he was trampled to death by his good grandson who turned into a gorilla, and there was no one to die.
After Liszt's teaching, Little Wukong seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and then stared at the fragrant big iron pot and drooled.
Well, he should have understood.
"It's ready to eat."
"Let's eat!"
Little Wukong happily held the big iron pot for a while, and didn't care about the hot fish soup at all.
A minute later, Liszt looked at the mess in front of him, then at the unfinished fish in his hand, and immediately grinned.
"You have such a good appetite."
The pompous cartoon world.
"Friend, thank you for the fish, I'm so full!" Little Wukong stroked his bulging belly and lay on the grass and squinted comfortably.
Liszt was about to say something, but saw a car roaring in the distance, a cute little car speeding up, and then a perfect sudden brake stopped in front of the two, kicking up a cloud of dust.
"Ahem, cough, cough~~"
Little Wukong covered his mouth and coughed, and the first time he saw the vehicle, he suddenly felt like a big enemy.
"What kind of monster, let me kill you~~~"
"Bang!"
A palm stopped Little Wukong's golden hoop stick, and Liszt shook his head, "This is not a monster, it's a car." ”
"Cars? What kind of monster is a car? Little Wukong took back the golden hoop stick.
"The car is," Liszt began to explain again.
And the moment the green-haired beautiful girl stepped out of the car, her eyes were suddenly attracted by Liszt.
"So tall, so handsome, so temperamental, I like it so much!!" Bulma holds her face in her hands, her cheeks are slightly red, and her eyes are full of pink hearts.
Hearing the strange sound, Liszt turned to look at the green-haired girl, and knew that the plot to find Dragon Ball had begun.
He didn't care about Bulma, a nymphomaniac.
What he wanted was the Dragon Ball Detector in the other party's hand.
"Hi, my name is Liszt, what about you?"
"My name is Bulma, yes yes yes. Do you have a girlfriend? Bulma's topic shifted instantly.
"I'm married." Liszt Road.
"What?"
Bulma petrified on the spot, then looked up to the sky and wailed, "Why, why is it so hard to find a handsome boyfriend!" ”
Little Wukong looked at the frantic Bulma, and then his eyes fell on the hem of the other party's skirt.
He just wanted to step forward and kick the hem of the other party's skirt, but was picked up by Liszt.
"It's rude, I'll continue to explain it to you."
At the beginning of the physiology and hygiene class, Little Wukong opened his two big eyes, and then became drowsy.
At the same time, Bulma interrupted Liszt's lecture.
"Is this Baozi Mountain?"
"This is Baozi Mountain."
"Great, the third dragon ball will be in hand soon."
Bulma cheered excitedly, and the next moment a pack of monstrous wolves appeared in the jungle.
"Whew~~"
When the wolves came down, Bulma's face turned pale.
But soon, as Liszt raised his hand and a light wave exploded, the wolves fled quickly.
"You're amazing!" Bulma looked at the man in front of her with adoration on her face, and then a wave of disappointment.
It's a pity to get married.
She thought, her eyes rolling suddenly.
"If you collect all seven dragon balls and make a wish to the dragon, then he is not married." That's what she had in mind.
"Have you seen this thing?" She took out two of her dragon balls.
Little Wukong raised his hand and said, "It's four planets, no, it's not four stars inside, it's not mine." ”
"Do you know them?" Bulma is happy, this guy actually has a four-star dragon ball, and his luck is too good.
She squeezed out a gentle smile, "Child, you give it to me, and I'll give you money, lots and lots of money." ”
"Don't." Little Goku has no interest in money.
Because he doesn't know what money is.
Liszt smiled: "Collecting all seven dragon balls can grant any wish, you have a dragon ball radar?" ”
Bulma was startled when she heard this, "How do you know? ”
"Because I'm also looking for Dragon Ball."
"That's great, we can be together."
"Yes."
Liszt looked at Little Wukong, "Do you want to be together?" ”
"I don't want it, I'm going to practice here."
"If you come with me, I can cook for you every day."
"Really?" Little Wukong's eyes widened, and it was hard to refuse this temptation.
"Of course."
Liszt looked at the wooden house on the hill, "You go and pack your things, and we'll leave now." ”
"Me"
Little Wukong hesitated, and finally couldn't resist the temptation.
"You should be able to practice outside, so let's do it together!"
He convinced himself that he would return home and take the Four Planets.
And just like that, the sloppy Dragon Ball squad was born.
Because there was a problem with Bulma's car, she was seen to take out a capsule and throw it on the ground.
"Bang~"
The white smoke drifted away, and a motorcycle full of science and technology appeared in front of Little Wukong.
"Another monster."
"It's not a monster."
Bulma yelled at Little Wukong, then changed her face instantly, and smiled softly at Liszt: "I'm a girl, riding a bike is very inelegant, come on!" She squirmed.
The corners of Liszt's mouth twitched, "Okay, you guys sit tight." "He got into the driveway.
"Okay~"
Little Wukong's words fell, and then he was carried by Bulma and sat at the end, "This position is mine." ”
She blushed and put her hand on Liszt's waist, "Alright, you can go." ”
Liszt's forehead is full of black lines, so he is a white rich beauty, and there is no one who is a nymphomaniac like this.
"Boom!"
With a slam on the accelerator, the motorcycle instantly rolled up the dust and galloped on the mountain path.
In the car, Bulma observes the Dragon Ball radar all the way.
"There's no Dragon Ball nearby, it's getting dark, let's find a place to rest."
"Hmm."
Liszt stopped, and Bulma threw out a capsule again.
"Bang~"
A villa emerges in the mountains, and little Wukong has never seen such a beautiful house.
Walking into the villa, Liszt took the Dragon Ball Radar from Bulma's hand.
"Can we continue to expand the sensing range?" He asked.
Bulma held her chin in her hands and looked at Liszt, whose eyes were full of little stars.
"I can't do it now!"
"Okay, I'm tired today, so you guys can rest."
Liszt walked to the bathroom, intending to take a shower.
At the door, he paused and warned Bulma, "Don't come in." ”
"I hate it, people won't!"
Liszt shook his head, walked into the bathroom and locked the door with his backhand.
Don't blame Bulma nymphomania, it's really his dream of a nine-billion-dollar girl with infinite charm.
Over the next few days, the three of them encountered intelligent creatures of various shapes, half-human, half-beasts.
Only then did Liszt understand why Bulma's wish was to find a handsome boyfriend.
There are really not many that meet the aesthetics.
On the contrary, there are a lot of beautiful girls.
For example, a girl with cat ears, a royal sister with a fox tail, and a female vampire with two tiger teeth in her mouth.
There is also a large sea turtle that has been lost.
"Everyone, okay, help me get to the sea, I really can't walk." The big turtle blocked the way of the three of them, and they spoke.
Bulma was not surprised by this.
Seeing this, Liszt kicked the giant turtle away.
"Alright, I've got his wish granted." Liszt turned around and chased towards the sea.
"Follow it and you'll find another Dragon Ball." He said.
Bulma, though confused, took out the capsule and conjured up the speedboat.
"Boom!"
The speedboat swept across the sea at great speed, far behind the giant turtle.
After a while, an island appeared on the surface of the sea.
"Boom~"
The speedboat sped up onto the beach, and the turtle was complaining to a bald man in fancy clothes.
"Okay, okay, just come back, as for the guy who kicked you"
"It's him, it's him who kicks me." The giant turtle pointed at Liszt who came ashore and exclaimed.
The turtle immortal took off his sunglasses and looked at Bulma's eyes widening and drooling all over the ground.
"Beautiful girl, I'm coming!!"
"Bang~"
"Ahh
The flying turtle immortal screamed and fell to the ground, and then got up with dark circles under his eyes, "Who hit me?" ”
"Me."
Bulma slowly retracted her fists, looking disgusted, "The old man is so disgusting!" ”
After speaking, he immediately changed his face, and then hid behind Liszt to be coquettish.
Liszt: "."
"Boy, let go of that girl!" The turtle immortal suddenly pointed at Liszt and shouted.
Liszt: "???? ”
"I let go." He raised his hand.
The turtle immortal clenched his fist violently, and the muscles of his body exploded his shirt, and the momentum was terrifying.
"I don't allow you to bully pretty girls."
He does all kinds of bodybuilding moves, but he doesn't mean to do it at all.
Liszt understood, the guy was showing off his muscles.
Then I'll do it too.
He grinned, a dazzling glow all over his body.
"Boom!!"
The next moment, a muscle giant fifty meters high appeared on the island.
"I didn't hear you clearly." Liszt looked down at the turtle immortal with a stunned expression.
The turtle immortal's face stiffened, and sweat oozed from his forehead.
He sensed the terrible "qi" in the other party's body, and he only felt unfathomable.
Even Master Wu Taidou back then didn't have such a terrifying aura.
"I'm haha, just kidding." He honestly put on his clothes.
Only then did Liszt regain his human form.
"Wow, are you from the Academy of Magic, your magic is so cool." Bulma's face was full of adoration.
In this world, the Giants of Light are not very shocking beings.
Because a lot of magic can turn the user into a more exaggerated creature.
"Sort of."
Liszt said a perfunctory remark, and then looked at the turtle immortal with sweat on his forehead.
"The acting is a bit too much."
He looked around the island, "I heard that you have a somersault cloud, so I took it as compensation for your rude words." ”
"What?" The turtle immortal grinned ugly.
"I'll say it again, bring it." Liszt stretched out his hand.
He had a showdown, and he grabbed it directly.
The old man used him as a stepping stone to flirt with his sister, of course, he had to pay a price.
Seeing that Liszt refused to give up, the turtle immortal had no choice but to summon the golden clouds in the sky.
"Spreading clouds~"
With a shout, the somersault cloud pierced the sky, and then flew in front of everyone with a sharp brake.
"This is the somersault cloud, on which only the pure of heart can sit." A hint of schadenfreude flashed in the turtle immortal's eyes.
Liszt pursed his lips and directly picked up Little Wukong and sat on the somersault cloud.
Turtle Immortal: "."
Then Liszt lifted his foot up to the somersault cloud, still not falling to the ground.
"Bulma, come up."
"Uh-oh."
As Bulma walked up to the somersault cloud, Liszt's fingers curled slightly, and the dragon ball hanging around the neck of the turtle immortal fell into the palm of his hand.
"Thank you Dragon Ball, goodbye."
Liszt said, and the somersault cloud soared into the sky and disappeared into the sky.
In place, the turtle immortal was stunned for a while.
"What just happened?" He said to the old turtle beside him.
The big turtle showed a humanized helpless expression, "You have been robbed." ”
"Damn!!"
On the island, the roar of the turtle immortal echoed far away on the surface of the sea. (End of chapter)