Chapter 13: Retribution is unpleasant
Li Shilan and Luo Jian stopped what they were doing, and walked out of the secret room with Li Cheng, looking towards the other side of the corridor, there was a person lying on the original position of the haystack, howling and struggling! Take a closer look, how could it be him? Who is it? - Tomb robber thin man Wu Bai!
How did he fall? And it fell badly! How miserable is it? Fractured! Because someone fell several times, by the time of the fat man Li Cheng, the role of the haystack had been exerted to the extreme. Now Wu Bai has fallen, and there are only some grass clippings underneath, which has no cushioning effect at all. Wu Bai's calf bone has been completely deformed! No wonder he howls so much.
"Grandson, you also have today!" Li Cheng went up and gave him a few punches hatefully, and Luo Jian also kicked a few times, but was pulled by Li Shilan before stopping.
"Spare your life, spare your life!" The thin man Wu Bai hurriedly said to forgive, "Ahem-oops-" and choked on the grass clippings and coughed. It can really be said that retribution is unpleasant! How miserable is Wu Bai at this time!
"Say! How did you fall off? Li Cheng grabbed Wu Bai's collar and asked.
"I-I'm just worried about you! I'm afraid something will happen to you, so-"
"Fart!" Li Cheng went up to be an old fist, and he beat Wu Bai's eyes with gold stars. "If you don't tell the truth, I'll break your other leg!"
Seeing Li Cheng's angry appearance, Wu Bai didn't dare to make up nonsense, and told the truth 1510. It turned out that after deceiving Li Cheng into falling, Wu Bai wrapped the gold and silver wine vessels, opened the stone gate and just wanted to go out, when he heard that the archaeological captain seemed to have approached with the police, and he was so frightened that he immediately closed the stone gate. After waiting for a long time, I didn't know if the police were gone, so I anxiously circled around the secret room, and somehow when I walked to the entrance of the underground secret room, I fell down from the empty foot.
"You've got it too!" Luo Jian teased. "This is retribution! Hey, hey, hey! Wu Bai lowered his head and didn't dare to answer.
Li Cheng looked up at the entrance that looked like it, and it was true that the pedal was hanging down and did not recover. Presumably it was too long ago, and the parts that had been opened and closed a few times were broken. "Hey! Anyone? Li Cheng shouted loudly upwards, wishing that the captain could hear him. Li Shilan is not afraid that someone will find out at this time, because there are already very clear clues that can prove that Lin Lanyue and Liu Yushuang are trapped in the underground palace, and no one will say that they are chasing after the wind and shadows, but will help them rescue as soon as possible. So they also shouted hard with Luo Jian, but there was no response after shouting for a long time.
"Lao Li, stop shouting, save some effort!" Wu Bai persuaded, "The stone door of the secret room above is very thick, and the sound insulation is too good, if you go up and shout, no one outside can hear it!" β
"Shut up!" Li Cheng went up and gave Wu Bai a sturdy big mouth, "If it weren't for you, would Lao Tzu be trapped here?" Pointing at Wu Bai, he gritted his teeth and said.
"Brother Li, Brother Li! I was wrong! I was wrong! The corners of Wu Bai's mouth were bleeding, his eyes were full of tears, and his address to Li Cheng had changed, "Can you help me, help me?" Straighten the bones and tie them with my belt. I've seen what you did for a colleague before. Ahem - I really hurt to death! β
"Humph!" Li Cheng turned his face to the side and crossed his hands in front of his chest.
"The bad guy is the best at pretending to be pitiful, Brother Li, ignore him." Luo Jian gloated.
Li Shilan looked at Wu Bai's pitiful appearance, and really couldn't bear it, and said to Li Cheng: "Brother Li, this is not a way, he is so seriously injured, he can't go to the hospital for a while, if you don't help him fix it, we will also be responsible if something goes wrong." Besides, he always cries like this, and we feel uncomfortable listening to it! If you can help, give him a hand. Did you say yes? β
Li Cheng turned his head, looked at Li Shilan, who had a kind face, and said to Wu Bai: "You have to thank this brother, you know?" Or I won't bother to care about you! As he spoke, he walked up to Wu Bai and squatted down, grabbed the broken leg with both hands, and connected the leg with a click. Wu Bai naturally screamed again, but after tying it with a belt, it was obviously much better than before. Thank you to Li Cheng and Li Shilan.
Dream back to the Tang Dynasty
"Brother, what are we going to do with him now?" Li Cheng asked Li Shilan.
"Hmm-" Li Shilan muttered for a moment, not knowing what to do.
"I'll take him with me to the last room. Brother Li, you look at him. Lest this guy run around, it's not good if he damages the artifact. "Luo Jian's reaction is still fast! He didn't want Wu Bai to have the slightest chance to get close to the treasure, even if he went to the room where the blades were stored, there was a hidden danger.
Li Shilan immediately understood what Luo Jian meant, and also said: "Yes, yes, Brother Li, I have to trouble you to look at him." We continue to look for people. Do you think it's okay? β
"No problem, I'll leave this kid to me!" With that, the three of them carried Wu Bai to the room at the end of the corridor and lowered it against the wall.
As soon as Wu Bai sat down, his eyes began to roll around again, looking around at his surroundings. Li Cheng made some straw and put it next to the wall, and sat down to rest. Li Shilan and Luo Jian continued to look for the mechanism on the storage shelf.
"Hey, Ah Lan, look! Hahahaha! Luo Jian suddenly laughed, "Immortal pill, immortal water!" Hahahaha! While laughing, he beckoned Li Shilan to pass.
Li Shilan walked to Luo Jian's side in a few steps, and saw that Luo Jian was holding a very elegant box in his hand, the lid of the box had been opened by him, and there were soft cloth pads inside, and two delicate long wooden boxes were placed side by side on the left and right sides of the padding. The wooden box on the left is engraved with "Longevity Pill", and the wooden box on the right reads "Ageless Water". Li Shilan laughed dumbly, thinking, "No wonder Luo Jian laughed like this!" Which faint monarch is this, the same as Qin Shi Huang? Do you really want to live forever? I couldn't help but be curious, and opened the small wooden box on the left, only to see that there were four slots the size of a ping-pong ball, but the two positions below were empty, only there were two chocolate-colored balls on it, and I didn't think about it. This is the elixir of longevity? It smells quite good, and it seems to be a floral smell. It's been so long, and it hasn't rotten! Li Shilan was surprised. Close the lid and open the small wooden box on the right, which contains a small emerald green porcelain vase with a wooden stopper on it. I took it out and weighed it with my hand, as if there was still liquid in it. "This is the water of immortality?" Li Shilan shook her head, put the small porcelain bottle back in the box, and closed the lid.
"How? Ah Lan, we can live forever! Hahahaha! Luo Jian seemed to be unsatisfied.
"Alright, alright, and business! Put it back. Li Shilan pretended to be serious, but she didn't want to spoil her friend's interest too much.
Luo Jian made a fuss, and he also knew the priority, put the box away, and continued to search for the mechanism.
At this scene just now, the thin man Wu Bai saw it in his eyes, was silent, and calculated in his heart.
Li Shilan and Luo Jian carefully checked for a long time, except for the sarcophagus that could not be moved, they checked all the other places and found nothing. The two rested against the wall with their heads downcast.
"I want to pee!" Luo Jian said, "Are you going?" β
"Okay, let's go together." Li Shilan stood up, "By the way, there is no bathroom here!" Where is it convenient to go? β
Luo Jian only then reacted, this is not a movie theater, but a secret room in the underground palace of the Tang Dynasty!
"Brothers, that's what I think about going to the toilet." At this time, Li Cheng spoke, "This is the collection place of cultural relics of the Tang Dynasty, and it stands to reason that you can't defecate anywhere." But, we can't get out now, and there's no way to make people have three urgency-"
"Brother Li, can you hurry up! I can't hold it back! Luo Jian urged with a red face, it seemed that he was really in a hurry.
"Okay, so, since it has to be convenient here, we might as well concentrate in one room to minimize pollution, don't you think that's the truth?" Li Cheng sped up his speech.
"Which room is the most suitable?" Luo Jian echoed the scenes in TV commercials.
"Come on, I'll take you!" Li Cheng beckoned and walked towards the door, "I also want to make it more convenient." β
Convenient again? Li Shilan and Luo Jian remembered that before Li Cheng walked out of the first room, while sorting out his clothes, they couldn't help but smile secretly in their hearts!
"It's okay for this guy to stay here alone, right?" Luo Jian is still vigilant.
"What can he do with a waste, we'll be back in a moment." Li Cheng said disdainfully.
"It's too, it's too, haha!" The three of them walked out of the room, and sure enough, they were heading towards the first secret room.
"Wasted? I'm going to let you know who's the wreck! The thin man Wu Bai gritted his teeth, reached out and picked up Li Cheng's half bottle of mineral water, and crawled towards the storage shelf.
After a while, the three of them hummed and returned to the sarcophagus. Seeing that the thin man Wu Bai was still listlessly leaning against the wall, he was even more at ease. The three of them sat on the edge of the sarcophagus and chatted for a while. Because there were tomb robbers on the side, I just briefly talked about my situation. Li Luo introduced them to Xijing Jianzhu University before, Li Cheng talked about his experience, it turned out that he learned orthopedics at the City College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, and after graduation, he opened a store for individual orthopaedic massage, and then the business was not good, and he closed the store to do odd jobs everywhere, and he worked as a security guard in recent years.
Although the three of them didn't talk much, they were very speculative. Li Cheng picked up the mineral water and took a sip, frowned, and handed it to Li Shilan. Li Shilan thanked her, took a sip and handed it to Luo Jian. Luo Jian took a sip and muttered, "Why does this water smell?" Li Shilan squeezed her eyes at Luo Jian, and Luo Jian didn't say more. It turned out that Li Shilan thought it was the tone in Li Cheng's mouth, so out of politeness, she didn't let Luo Jian talk too much.
Now it was the thin man Wu Bai who was snickering in his heart, he took advantage of the other three to go to the toilet, quickly climbed to the storage shelf, reached the box that Luo Jian put back before, took out the "immortal water", and poured the remaining half bottle into the mineral water bottle. I thought to myself: "This old 'immortal water', if you can't kill it, you have to make you diarrhea!" β
The four of them were exhausted after a day of tossing. Li Shilan and Luo Jian couldn't find any new clues for the time being, so everyone decided to rest for a while. Because Li Cheng had been resting just now, he insisted that Li Luo and the others rest first, and he looked at the thin man Wu Bai, and then Li Shilan replaced him in an hour. Luo Jian took out his mobile phone and set the alarm clock, and looked at the time by the way: 11:55 p.m. handed the phone to Li Shilan.
The two of them laid out their fur coats, lay down in the dark and glowing sarcophagus, smelled the lingering fragrance left on the fur by their sweethearts, and fell asleep with a smile.
"I've done too many stupid things for you, the first thing is to write poems for you, write poems for you to be still, and do impossible things for youββββ" Li Shilan was woken up by the alarm clock from her dream, rubbing her eyes and thinking: "It turns out that Luo Jian likes Wu Kequn's songs, this song is quite good." No, why is it so dark! Thinking about it, he casually turned on the flashlight function of his mobile phone.
"Why is the sarcophagus lid closed!" Li Shilan just wanted to call Luo Jian and Li Cheng, but heard someone talking outside the coffin.
"Manager Ouyang, you are the prince's henchman. Tell me about it, can our prince succeed this time? β
"Ahemβdo you have any doubts about that?"