Chapter 319: Because You're a Good Skill, Thief
"Who am I?"
Wu Yu looked at Chen Yang and said a little depressed: "I'm your girlfriend, you don't even know your girlfriend?" ”
"That's right, Chen Yang."
Zhuge Yun also reacted, stared at the two of them, and said suspiciously: "You can't talk about girlfriends behind our backs, don't you dare to tell us?" ”
", what would I not dare."
Chen Yang glanced at him and said, "I don't know if I have a girlfriend myself?" ”
"Then this beautiful sister, what's the matter?"
"How do I know?"
Chen Yang looked at Wu Yu and said, "Beauty, did you recognize the wrong person?" ”
"You really don't know me?"
"I don't know."
"Then I'll give you a hint."
Wu Yu smiled: "Black silk, report the baby...... Remembered? We are ......"
"Wait a minute!"
As soon as Chen Yang heard these two key points, he immediately understood.
However, he must not let the fat man know about his online dating, otherwise he will definitely die.
He looked at Wu Yu and said in surprise: "You are ......"
He didn't say the rest of the words.
But Wu Yu nodded at him and expressed his affirmation.
"That's right, that's me."
“.” Chen yang.
Zhuge Yun was speechless and said, "What kind of dumb riddle are you playing?" ”
After digesting it for a few seconds, Chen Yang said to the fat man: "Fatty, I still have some problems, so I'll leave first and contact later." ”
After speaking, he didn't care whether men and women kissed or not, and directly took Wu Yu's hand and turned to leave.
The pace is a bit fast.
"Zhuge , what is the situation with Chen Yang?"
Tang Xiaoli was puzzled: "That girl, is it his girlfriend?" ”
"We're all holding hands, I guess."
"But Chen Yang's appearance just now obviously doesn't know each other."
"You don't understand that."
Zhuge Yun analyzed: "Most of the time he secretly talked behind our backs, and then broke up with others, and people didn't want to come to the door directly."
It seems that Yu Jin and I are very accurate in seeing people, he has the attribute of a scumbag, and he belongs to seeing one and liking one. ”
"What are the black silk and the baby? I saw that Chen Yang seemed to be stunned when he heard it, and he looked very scared. ”
"What else could it be."
Zhuge Yun said with a smile: "Most of the time, when the two were dating, they played some exciting black silk game, and then they were pinched by the other party." ”
"Oh."
Tang Xiaoli answered, and after a few seconds, asked, "Do you boys like girls to wear black silk?"
"It's not all, and some girls don't fit it."
"Am I a good fit?"
Zhuge Yun: "."
"Forget it, I won't embarrass you."
Tang Xiaoli didn't wait for Zhuge Yun to answer her, so she smiled and said, "When I lose weight, I'll buy a strip to wear myself." ”
"Okay, when you want to wear it, tell me, and I'll buy you Balenciaga."
"What is Balenciaga?"
"It's the ones with letters on the stockings, and they rot when you tear them."
Tang Xiaoli: "."
Her face immediately turned red into a small apple.
On the other side, Chen Yang pulled Wu Yu to walk briskly on the street.
"Alright, we've come far enough."
Wu Yu complained: "I'm wearing high heels, I walk fast, and my feet hurt." ”
"Huh?!"
When Chen Yang heard this, he immediately let go of his hand and smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention." ”
"It's Luckin Coffee in front, let's go in and drink and talk?"
Wu Yu said: "You don't want to talk naked with me on the street, do you?" ”
(Note: Just chatting and doing nothing is called naked chat.) )
"Okay, I'll ask you."
The two of them came to the coffee shop and found two places to sit.
Because Wu Yu's appearance is online and he has long legs, he has attracted some attention.
But let's take a look.
Chen Yang scanned the QR code on the table and asked, "What do you want to drink?" ”
"Whatever."
"I haven't drunk these, I don't know what's good."
Chen Yang handed over the phone and said, "You order, I'll pay the bill, and by the way, help me order a cup." ”
"Okay."
Wu Yu smiled knowingly and asked, "Do you drink ice American?" ”
"I drink everything."
So Wu Yu ordered himself a latte, and then ordered a cup of iced American for Chen Yang.
While waiting for coffee, Chen Yang looked at the other party and asked again suspiciously, "Are you really a baating sheep?" ”
"Or else? You still think I'm a fake? ”
Wu Yu smiled: "If you don't believe me, I'll send you a message now." ”
She picked up her mobile phone and then sent a voice message to Chen Yang.
"Report baby, I went out to see my boyfriend today, you won't be jealous, right?"
As soon as Wu Yu finished sending it, two seconds later, Chen Yang's mobile phone was received.
“.” Chen yang.
, it's really the other party.
He looked at Wu Yu carefully, this appearance, this figure, would he actually fall in love with himself online?
It stands to reason that there are so many boyfriends that they explode, okay!
I can't believe it.
This is more outrageous than a liar saying that he is Qin Shi Huang and letting himself make money!
Wu Yu shook his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Now believe it, right?" ”
"I believe it."
Chen Yang still felt very sci-fi, and he asked, "Why do you want to date me online?" ”
"Because you're skilled, thief!"
"That's it?"
"And you look okay, you can be regarded as the ceiling of appearance among professional players."
Wu Yu smiled: "Talking to you, it doesn't seem to be a loss." ”
“.” Chen yang.
At this time, the coffee also came up.
Chen Yang wanted to take a sip of coffee to relieve his embarrassment.
But as soon as he took a bite, he almost squirted, but he swallowed it in pain.
This Nima is too bitter!
The Chinese medicine he drank had never been so bitter!
Does anyone really like to drink this?
Wu Yu looked at the other party's painful expression and said with a smile: "How does it taste?" ”
"Bitter, bitter."
Chen Yang took the coffee aside: "Is there really anyone drinking this thing?" ”
"There must be, otherwise how would it be sold."
Wu Yu smiled and took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to the other party, saying, "Eat my sister's candy, so that it won't be bitter." ”
"I suspect you did it on purpose." Chen Yang took it and threw it into his mouth, much better.
Wu Yu also smiled and generously admitted: "Yes, I did it on purpose." The first time I drank this, good fellow, it didn't kill me, and I want you to feel it. ”
“.” Chen yang.
Good guy, the most poisonous woman's heart, huh?
Chen Yang asked, "By the way, why did you come to Wuhan?" “
"Of course, I'm here to see you play."
Wu Yu explained: "Anyway, Hangzhou is relatively close to here. ”
"Then why did you have a sudden ...... Didn't we say that we only date online, don't meet? ”
Chen Yang hadn't said something yet, but Wu Yu knew what he meant.
Wu Yu smiled: "Sister, didn't I promise you that as long as you win the championship in the final, I will face you face?"
If you lose today, I'll just take the high-speed train back.
Who knew you won, I thought about making good on my promise and coming to meet you. ”
“.” Chen yang.
"Are you shy?"
Wu Yu teased: "You don't have such a coarse look on the Internet, every time you chat with yourself, three sentences are not separated from the black silk, and one LSP." ”
"You know, it's online."
Chen Yang said embarrassedly: "Who knew that you would suddenly appear in front of me, I was not prepared at all." ”
"When love comes, who will be prepared."
Wu Yu stared at Chen Yang and said, "So Chen Yang, are you still satisfied with my sister?" Do you want to look everywhere? ”
"However, our club does not allow us to fall in love."
"Really?"
Wu Yu subconsciously pulled up the leg of his jeans, revealing the black silk inside, and said, "It seems that my sister's black silk can only be worn back to see it myself." ”
“!!!” Chen yang.
Sorry manager, I've already refused.
But she seduced me with black silk and wore red heels for speed!!
For an otaku, this is no less powerful than an atomic bomb.
Chen Yang took a deep breath and said domineeringly: "Place, must be placed, it's not easy for anyone to come today." ”
"Hahaha......"
Wu Yu was instantly amused and laughed.
Sample, it's not like I've been pinched! ——
PS: Recently, I have been busy with work on the one hand, and the other is that the grades of this book are really poor, there is no manuscript fee at all, and there is no full attendance, so for me, there is no mandatory update required by the platform.
I don't have any money anyway, so I don't have to force myself to write anymore.
But don't worry, although it's for love, the little hand will continue to finish writing, but the update time is not fixed.
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