Chapter 18: Flickering Cute Baby, the champion of the Global Eagle Catch Chicken Competition
Yan Jiu knocked down the last reminder.
I no longer watched the inspector's live broadcast room.
Because she already knew what was going to happen next.
In order to prevent the detective from falling off, he did not leave a last word of condolences for her here.
As a result, she was unable to bill.
She also needs to send more attention.
Yan Jiu frantically brushed the video.
This time.
didn't wait for half an hour, and she saw a baby anchor with the ID "Taro Yuan's Little Custard Bun".
The system panel lights up at the right time: [Ding!
Inspection object: taro balls, small custard buns,
Remarks: Quality customers,
Mortality rate: 99%,
Time of death: After the 97th angry beating of a parent,
Hosts are advised to pay attention now! γ
System: [Domestic violence girl dies to the master!] γ
Yan Jiu frowned and flipped through the customer's ID.
In the short videos under this account, most of the subjects are cute babies with a boy and a girl.
After Yan Jiu calculated and interpreted, he learned that this is a story of a novice mother with violent tendencies, seizing the traffic password and using her son as a marketing tool.
Compared with the "Erha of the ancient world".
Although both of them are high-quality customers, the mortality rate of this new mother is much higher.
Yan Jiu paid decisive attention.
and applied for a microphone connection.
[Tired and don't love, can't Jiujiu let our little heart rest for a while? γ
[Here it is again, she is paying attention again! ] γ
[Let me see which unlucky guy is this time...... Well, the anchor has no heart, even the children don't let go! γ
[This melon, a little afraid to eat it. γ
[Is that an adult or a child?] γ
Yan Jiu did not reply to the comments that swiped the screen.
Instead, wait for the microphone to connect.
I've been waiting for a long time.
Just when Yan Jiu was about to give up.
The microphone connection was connected.
A 5-year-old doll that looks as delicate as a porcelain doll, with some baby fat on its pink face.
The rounded chin is the first to appear in the shot.
He thought it was the phone that was connected, and said in a milky voice: "Hey, hello, Ma Ma is still sleeping." β
γHello Hello~γ
[So cute, so cute! ] γ
[Tsundere little public move online~]
[From the old mother's relieved smile, the pink sack is ready, when is the custard bun easy to drill?] γ
[It's hard to imagine that such a cute baby should be ga...... Woo woo, the anchor doesn't have a real hammer! γ
Yan Jiu made sure that Ga was not a child and said, "Hello, can you please wake up your mother." β
Custard Bun's big bright eyes burst into light, and he pouted in frustration as if he thought of something.
He shook his head like a little rattle.
Custard Bao was aggrieved: "Ma Ma said, the custard bun can't disturb Ma Ma to rest, otherwise he will be spanked, and sometimes Ma Ma will be slapped in the face." β
[Who goes to bed at eight or nine o'clock? γ
[Wait, what's the fight!?] γ
[If it weren't for the anchor suddenly connecting to the microphone, we wouldn't know that Taro Yuan threw the child aside and slept by himself. γ
[How can you speculate about things without evidence!] What if it's Taro Yuan who is too tired from work today!? γ
[Don't cry, don't cry, your mother is joking with you, how can she bear to beat you? γ
[How do I feel that the custard bun is scared, he won't really be beaten, right?] γ
[Impossible, Taro Yuan is so gentle, she has never interacted with custard buns a lot during the live broadcast! ] γ
[You also said that it was a live broadcast, who can guarantee the queen? ] γ
[There have long been rumors that taro balls have violent tendencies, and I originally swore to stand taro balls, but now I ......]
Yan Jiu saw the panic of the custard bun.
She changed her routine.
Yan Jiu said: "Let's play a game, shall we?" β
Custard Bao blinked his big eyes, and the silly hair on the top of his head trembled: "What game?" β
Yan Jiu raised his eyebrows: "Hide and seek, you hide, I'll catch it." β
Custard Bao shook his head again, very resistant: "Don't, don't, every time a guest comes to the house, Ma Ma has to play peek-a-boo with Custard Bun, but Ma Ma always can't find the custard bun hidden in the cabinet, the cabinet is so dark, Custard Bao hates peek-a-boo." β
[Oh my God, what did I hear!?] γ
[How can a mother be so ruthless, this is trying to make the child obedient and hide! ] γ
Why do you want your child to hide? Is the custard bun ugly!? γ
[I used to think that Taro Yuan was a single mother, and I was subconsciously distressed, so I would always give more rewards...... So, she was deliberately creating a character before, she was deceiving us!? γ
Yan Jiu frowned and shook his head: "It's not right for you to do this, you have to learn to refuse her." β
As soon as I heard this.
Custard bun with a fat little belly.
So angry that his cheeks bulged like a phim.
Custard Bao shouted: "Don't say anything bad about you!" β
[What should I do if I feel more distressed! ] γ
[You hate me so much, but I love you deeply, what kind of peerless knife is this!? γ
[So, is Taro really abusing children? γ
[I just want to know who Ga is now!] γ
Yan Jiu began to flicker: "Then let's change the game, you may not know, I am very good at playing games." β
Custard bun tilted his head: "How powerful?" β
Yan Jiu said serious nonsense: "I won the first place in the global eagle catching chicken competition, and I am the global champion." β
Custard Bao crossed his waist with one hand, and shook his head wildly with the other hand: "You lie, there has never been such a competition!" β
Yan Jiu: "......"
Fuck.
This baby is quite smart!
[Hhh, the anchor is exposed. γ
[Custard bun: I didn't expect me to be a baby with brains, right? γ
[Suddenly not sad, the anchor connected with the microphone today, and the custard bun accidentally clicked to agree, perhaps it was all an arrangement in the dark, so that the evil was exposed. γ
[Ahem, cough, I was distressed about the custard bun, but I suddenly laughed, and my roommate scolded me for whether I was crazy. γ
Yan Jiu calculated that there was only one relative in the custard bun, Taro Yuan, and she felt a little pity for the other party who was about to become an orphan.
I'm not sure if I'm going to continue fooling around.
As the saying goes.
Better a finger off than always aching.
When the custard bun is proud.
Yan Jiu said softly: "Then you talk about a game, and the loser has to call his mother up." β
Custard buns have no playmates.
He looked at Yan Jiu's smiling face.
I really want to play with people.
But he was afraid that after he lost the game, he would have to call his mother to get up, and he would definitely be beaten again.
Yan Jiu comforted: "Your mother won't beat you anymore." β
Custard bun looked forward to it: "Will that Ma Ma become a Ma Ma who reads me bedtime stories and puts me to sleep?" β
Yan Jiu was silent: "......"
Not really.
Your mom will never wake up again.
But this word.
Yan Jiu couldn't bear to tell the other party.
She changed the subject.
And people start the game of "one, two, three, wooden man".
The custard bun, who originally thought that he was winning, watched Yan Jiu move, without even blinking his eyes.
People panicked.
The body moved.
Yan Jiu chuckled, "You lost." β
Custard bun hung his head.
When Yan Jiu was thinking about whether the custard bun would regret it.
Custard bun staggered to a bedroom.
Knock on the door carefully.
Custard Bao whispered: "Ma Ma, I'm hungry." β
He shrunk his little head.
He looked scared.
I waited for a long time and didn't respond.
Custard Bao plucked up his courage and said loudly: "Ma Ma, I haven't eaten yet......"
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat!"
Custard Bun's voice did not fall.
There was a furious sound from the bedroom door.
This was followed by the sound of slippers smashing against the door panel.