Chapter 24: Thinking about the small horror, the little funeral director really understands prophecy?
Yan Jiu rubbed his watch and once again left a message on the recruitment website about the recruitment of the funeral home.
I hope that someone who is destined to come to apply.
didn't wait for her to mention recruitment in the live broadcast room.
The comment section exploded.
[Fake at a glance.] 】
[It's all according to the plot. 】
[Does anyone believe this?] 】
[It can be seen that the anchor wants to be popular very much, but it is too deliberate, luxury cars and famous watches are borrowed for filming, a little too hard, very boring, I am embarrassed to make cancer. 】
[Who is the anchor, he doesn't show his face, is he consciously ugly and has no face to see people? ] 】
[Let me see which eye rented the pen, here to criticize the anchor's appearance. 】
[Who is the anchor?] It is the person who gives you some face to call you a future customer, and does not give you face and lets you go directly into the ground! 】
Yan Jiu felt extremely targeted malice.
She did the math.
I found out that this malice came inexplicably.
Moreover.
All from one region.
Since there is no direct main cause and effect with her.
Then it must be artificial.
Who would be malicious to her?
Too much.
Yan Jiu couldn't imagine for a while that anyone would have no ill will towards her, so that she rarely made a mistake.
Because there is no talisman as a medium.
So she can't draw the villain.
I had to use stupid methods to rectify them one by one.
She flipped through those malicious comments and found that the one with the most likes was a water army named "Anti-Counterfeiting Master".
Yan Jiu casually looked at the other party's comments, as well as the few short videos of anti-counterfeiting.
The system panel will give a reminder: [Ding!
Inspection object: anti-counterfeiting expert,
Remarks: Quality customers,
Mortality rate: 99%,
Time of Death: After the 207th malicious comment,
Hosts are advised to pay attention now! 】
Yan Jiu whistled.
happily took the initiative to connect with each other.
[Oh roar, the last time Jiu Ye was so excited was the last time. 】
[It's really unfortunate to be able to be actively connected to the microphone by the anchor! ] 】
[If nothing else, there will be an accident~]
At that time.
As a professional keyboard warrior, he has led the team to sit in front of the computer and type wildly since he took orders.
In the past.
Every time he leaves a bad comment, no matter how angry the anchor is, he will only treat it as invisible.
But.
What's going on with this "slow walk and don't send a funeral one-stop".
Why did you take the initiative to connect with him?
As evil as her ID!
Anti-counterfeiting experts are not sure whether to connect to the microphone.
He scratched his head and hesitated.
The elbow accidentally touched the microphone.
The next second.
The image of a greasy foot-picking man appeared in Yan Jiu's live broadcast room, and millions of viewers were stunned.
[Born from the heart, I believe it is not unreasonable. 】
[Okay, it's really a water army. 】
[Calmly expose the team behind you, you are simply arrogant to open the door to the arrogant, arrogant to the home! ] 】
[Is there such a possibility that the anchor used a little unscientific to expose the water army? ] 】
[It's scary to think about it! 】
Yan Jiu looked at the face of the anti-counterfeiting expert.
She has already analyzed seven-seven-eighty-eight.
Then turn off the microphone and pay attention.
One-click double connection.
This time, he didn't even leave a word of reminder.
Anti-counterfeiting expert: "!! "What about playing with me?
[Wow, the anchor is paying attention again! ] 】
[Anchor VS troll classic battle, when is Luga? ] Let's wait and see! 】
[Today's sun is shining, suitable for watching people. 】
[Laugh to death, you say I'll gack, I'll gack!? 】
[Yo Yo Yo, little sample, I don't believe it yet, I like to see people like you show unyielding virtue. 】
The anti-counterfeiting expert is so popular that he can't breathe.
He slammed his keyboard and got up.
The sailors behind him were taken aback.
After the anti-counterfeiting expert was angry, he quickly calmed down.
He believed that the wind would come from the hollow.
The words of netizens are not entirely unreasonable.
He looked at Yan Jiu's historical achievements suspiciously.
The more I looked, the more terrified I became.
Putting aside the funeral wholesalers you meet in reality.
"Brother Biao in Society", "Big Stomach Wang Meow Sister", "Life is Higher than the Sky", "My Wife Yu Nai", "Miss Gardenia", "Five-Star Detective", "Ancient World Erha", "Taro Yuan's Little Custard Bun" 8 people are all Yan Jiu's attention to Houga.
Except for the recent "I want to see the world so big", it can be said that there are currently 9 people who have passed away forever under the witness of Yan Jiu.
The anti-counterfeiting expert is in a cold sweat.
I don't want to admit that he's scared.
It was as if there was cold air swishing out of the back.
He didn't realize he had knocked over the teacup.
The water in the cup was flowing slowly, spreading to the sockets with many plugs.
The socket is severely overloaded.
After converging with warm tea.
Naturally, a fiery outbreak will erupt.
Soon.
In the exclamation of the team members.
Anti-counterfeiting experts are electrocuted and faint.
Wait until they scientifically rescue the anti-counterfeiting experts.
The other party has gone to hell.
Just when Yan Jiu continued to read bad reviews.
The speed at which those people deleted comments was unparalleled.
Yan Jiu didn't keep up at all.
[I am a member of the team of anti-counterfeiting experts, and just now, I witnessed an electrocution with my own eyes. 】
[Quack? In response to this kind of "attention to Biga" incident, I said that I have become numb. 】
[Horror, I was a little skeptical before, but now I believe it completely! 】
What about the trolls? 】
[Let's get ready for the future.] 】
[Also, if you don't prepare in advance now, it is estimated that there will be no time to prepare in the future.] 】
That moment.
All viewers are convinced.
This person whose ID is called "slow walk and don't send a funeral dragon", there must be a master behind the scenes.
And Yan Jiu is just the master's trick.
Yan Blind Eyes Nine was bored and wanted to turn off the live broadcast: "That's the end of today's live broadcast." ”
She sat on the side of the street basking in the sun.
Rub your watch from time to time.
Think about how much you can sell for.
[The anchor will predict that her family's business must be very hot. 】
[Reply to the landlord, you are wrong, our anchor has not opened the first order yet. 】
[I feel sorry for the anchor for 3 seconds, and the remaining 57 seconds are used to laugh!] 】
[Wait, I'm a little curious, is the anchor's ability a prophecy, can you answer it?] 】
[That's right, that's right. 】
See here.
Yan Jiu began to open his eyes and say nonsense: "We have to look at problems from a scientific perspective. ”
【……】
【…………】
Do you believe this? I don't believe it anyway. 】
Looked at.
Yan Jiu brought out the knowledge of his previous life: "Chaos-chaos theory, that is: the beginning of things is ever-changing and unpredictable, but its end point will always tend to be one. ”
When the comments fell silent.
Yan Jiu continued: "Actually, my comments that reminded them were very small to them who were bound to die. ”
[I seem to understand, but I don't seem to understand.] 】
[The Jiujiu small class has started, and the front row is watching. 】
[I seriously doubt that the anchor is ready to fool! ] 】
Yan Jiu saw that some people were questioning, and she habitually quibbled: "To put it simply, everyone's self-consciousness is changing all the time, but no matter how human beings change, they will eventually die." ”
Yan Jiu spread out the truth and said: "These people are just erased in the process of my definition, they will hang, but how to hang depends on the high probability." ”
User XXXXX rewarded you with a bazooka! Come and thank him! 〗
User XXX rewarded you with a sky-skimming monkey! Come and thank him! 〗
[I am a graduate student in philosophy and chaos studies, please ask Mr. Yan to explain chaos studies in detail, thank you heavily! ] I begged Mr. Yan to bless me with my graduation defense. 】
[Pure passer-by, what kind of anchor is this, is the gold content of this live broadcast room so high? ] 】
[Little question mark: Do you have many friends?] 】
[My head is so itchy, am I going to have a brain!? 】