Chapter 2 Bianjing has an old and perverse nature, and the encounter is inexplicably crazy
A few people were shopping, and Ruan Xiaoer suddenly said, "Does my brother like to eat roast mutton?" Are we looking for a Shanchang roast sheep restaurant? Song Jiang felt very hungry at the time, and asked unconsciously: "Is it far away?" I'm so hungry. Ruan Xiaoer said: "Shanchang barbecue restaurant is a general number, each branch has the same taste, the price is the same, even the furnishings in the store are generally the same, but the owner is one, there are hundreds of Kaifeng alone, and the business is really prosperous, and the wealth is Henders." The store is from the Xixia country, where the most sheep are eaten, the most complete way to eat, and the most good at eating, which is not as good as our Yuncheng salt water boiled and boiled soup. Song Jiang smiled: "I think you are the best at eating." "It turned out that there was a store in Kaifeng at that time, and the business was prosperous. Song Jiang and Ruan brothers soon saw a Shanchang roast sheep restaurant near Bianzhou Bridge, where the roasted mutton fruit is authentic, fat but not greasy, fragrant and delicious. Xiao Er, because of Song Jiang today, eats very carefully, and every good restaurant wants some food, and tastes it to the fullest, as if he has eaten several restaurants around like this. After being full of wine and food, the four of them were in good spirits and unabated.
Song Jiang and the three Ruan brothers were walking on the street, suddenly heard a snoring behind them, very strange in their hearts, when they looked back, they saw a black fat old man sitting in a cold sedan chair and sleeping deeply, pouting his lips in front of him, saliva was full of beard, the two people carrying the sedan chair did not care very much, and walked straight forward with the sedan chair, and did not seem to be worried about waking him up. The old man swayed with the sedan chair, and the snoring and creaking of the sedan chair were funny.
A few people watched it interestingly, and suddenly there was a sound of a gong opening the way in front of them, and I heard someone shouting: "Pedestrians get out of the way, Master Cai is here!" The black fat old man's palanquin man called in a low voice: "Master Ruan, in front is Lord Cai Bian Cai!" The old man didn't stop snoring, secretly made a thousand pounds fall, the two sedan chair drivers suddenly felt that the sedan chair was very heavy, and it was no longer easy to lift, so he knew that the sedan chair was strange, and there was no way, so he had to put the sedan chair on the ground slowly, and the old man slept more and more peacefully, and the snoring was louder.
The opposite sedan chair arrived in a blink of an eye, and saw a sedan chair parked in the middle of the road, and the people on the sedan chair were sleeping soundly, and they didn't feel secretly funny, but they had to stop the sedan chair. The entourage next to him turned to the sedan chair and asked in a low voice, someone in the sedan car laughed loudly, shouting: "Beat him", and the entourage immediately stepped forward and said: "Who dares to block the humanity of Lord Cai, don't you want to die?" Pushing the sedan chair as he spoke. There was no push for a while, and if I really wanted to beat someone, several of my entourage were quite embarrassed. Just hesitating, the person who came to the sedan chair had already raised his feet and walked out of the sedan door, under the light of the lanterns on the street and two rows, Song Jiang saw that the man was in his fifties, with a white face, charitable eyebrows, and the things in his hands were very strange. The man who came to level the wat board and fill the ground? Down, it was loud under the night sky. Even so, the old man's snoring continued. The person who came laughed twice, put away the board, raised his hand, and beckoned his entourage to "Let's take a detour", so he turned back and went to find another way.
Ruan Xiaoer has always loved to watch the excitement, and he has already approached the small sedan chair, and he can't help but look at the sleeping old man in a daze. Song Jiang saw that it was getting late, so he was about to call Xiao Er to leave. Xiao Er was fascinated, Song Jiang couldn't help but be secretly amused, so he shouted: "Ruan Xiaoer! ”
The old man was sleeping soundly on the small sedan chair, and suddenly heard Song Jiang's scream, suddenly leaned back, the sedan chair turned straight back, and then the front body was lifted again, his feet naturally stepped down, his buttocks squatted, his hands rubbed, and his body flew backwards like an arrow, and he rushed to Song Jiang's side at once, and he didn't see when he turned around, and when he stood for a while, he was face to face with Song Jiang, nose to nose, Song Jiang was stunned for a while! On weekdays, all the brothers practice martial arts diligently, learn skills, each thinks that it is not weak, but today to see this old man so martial arts, he is to practice for a lifetime, where can he and others in case, the heart is envious, and frustrated, seeing the old man suddenly act strangely, and stunned.
The old man's face was tense, his eyes widened, he seemed to be angry or not, he seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and said loudly: "Ruan Xiaoer, is your name?" Song Jiang was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that this sentence was very well accepted, and Ruan Xiaoer's voice would not provoke others, so he responded generously: "I called it."
The old man suddenly stretched out his hand and hit Song Jiang in the face, Song Jiang looked at the palm of his hand in a hurry, and his own hand was fast to cover it, where did he expect that the palm of his hand was strong, and his momentum was fierce, he could not block it, and he couldn't dodge, and was slapped by the loud and loud slap. The three Ruan brothers saw that the situation was not right, and surrounded them together, and the old man smiled, "Want to fight in a group?" That's a little bit of fun!" The two round eyes casually looked around, and stepped towards the person closest to each other, regardless of how the other party attacked and parried, and went straight to take it, but if there was any cover, he used the corner of his sleeve to pull a belt, or pressed and squeezed it with his hand. In the blink of an eye, Brother Song Jiang was slapped twice more and was thrown three times. The old man grinned, fortunately he shot very lightly, but he was obsessed and didn't want to end the game.
Song Jiang and Ruan brothers regard themselves as strong in martial arts, and they are even more powerful in Yuncheng, even if they do not bully people when they usually walk the rivers and lakes, they have never suffered a big loss for no reason, and although they are in Kaifeng in Kyoto today, it is difficult to give up. Among the four, Song Jiang has the highest martial arts, and Xiao Er has the richest wisdom and the most thoughts. The little second heart said: "Today's brothers are not as good as others, it goes without saying that they are defeated, and it is a great luck to be able to recover some face", slowly turned around, stood between the old man and the sedan chair, and attacked the old man. The old man raised his feet lightly, and took advantage of the situation to give Xiao Er a four-up-and-eight fork. How do you know that Xiao Er took advantage of a somersault to turn over to the sedan chair and sank suddenly, the old man shouted "not good", Xiao Er had already sat on the sedan chair.
The old man shouted angrily, "You kid is bad", Xiao Er's body stood up, and he hit the snake with the stick, and hurriedly said: "I will compensate you for the sedan chair." The old man was okay to say, and asked, "How much do you lose?" Xiao Ershi didn't know how much the sedan chair was worth, so he hesitated and said, "Is three taels of silver enough?" The old man shouted to the two palanquin men, "Is our palanquin three taels of silver enough?" The sedan chair man said: "Three taels of silver is almost enough." The old man breathed a sigh of relief and shouted to Xiao Er: "You pay them three taels of silver, and the broken sedan chair is yours." "It's quite reasonable. Xiao Er smiled bitterly in his heart, and lost a little silver in his sedan chair, and finally paid back a little, in this embarrassing situation, there was a little bit of ladder, no more than a few slaps chasing him to be reasonable, and he took out three taels of silver and gave it to the sedan chair man. The old man didn't care about the sedan chair man, and went straight to himself.
Brother Song Jiang felt bored and was about to leave, only to find that there were many onlookers, Song Jiang's heart moved, and he asked the nearest person: "Who is this old man?" The onlookers giggled and gossiped, making the old man's origin clear.
That old man is Cheng Ruan Fei of the Imperial Medical Bureau, who is the helper of Qian Yi of the current Imperial Medical Bureau, and his background is really famous. His grandfather, Ruan Yi, was an all-round talent in literature and martial arts, and he was a professor of martial arts. He is also proficient in music and rhythm, and served as the chief musician in Dasheng Mansion, and wrote "Music Theory", "Bell Rhythm Discussion", "Huang You's New Music Diagram", especially "Huang You's New Music Diagram", and the music of the world is called "Ruan Yile", and there is the hope of Taishan Beidou of music. His ancestor Wang is the only one who is a Chinese martial arts, medical skills to open the world, a genius who is not out of the world, a collection of acupuncture and moxibustion before the Song Dynasty, casting two bronze people in the vein, the author of "Bronze Acupoint Acupuncture and Moxibustion Diagram Sutra", "Meridian Jingong" two books, a glimpse of the secret of life, know the opportunity of life and death, martial arts to the peak, out of the gods, there is really the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, Ruan's lineage has been passed on, has gone through Ruan Xing, Ruan Fei two generations. His father is the former Taiyi Bureau Ling Ruan Xing, in addition to the family's martial arts origins, but also under Wang Weiyi, as much as the master passed on, medical skills, martial arts. Ruan Fei himself studied under his father Ruan Xing. In the Song Dynasty, the medical officer was listed as a military attaché, although he suppressed the martial arts and respected the literature, but regarded the doctor as the genus of benevolent government, because of the advocacy of benevolent government, so the Taiyi Bureau was very valued, and the characters in it were Tibetan tigers and sleeping dragons.
And the person in the sedan chair later was even more unexpected by Song Jiang and others, who was Cai Bian, the Privy Council of the Dynasty, the son-in-law of Wang Anshi, the younger brother of Cai Jing, and the registered disciple of Jintai, the great master of martial arts. When Wang Anshi changed the law, Jintai personally guarded him, helped him with all his might, and accepted his son-in-law Cai Bian and Cai Bian's brother Cai Jing as registered disciples to pass on some martial arts. When Jintai's proud disciple Zhou Tong was in charge of the martial arts, Ruan Fei was in the Taiyi Bureau, and he had known each other since he was a child, and he often mixed up, and Zhou Dong's brothers Cai Jing, Cai Bian and Ruan Fei were therefore familiar with each other. It's just that Ruan Fei and Zhou Dong have similar martial arts, don't have a good temper, don't get along well, and don't like Cai Jing's cunning, and among these three, he is the most close to Cai Bian. However, with Ruan Fei's lazy personality, every time he meets Cai Bian, he is like this today, and he is indispensable to fight.
Song Jiang and the others were surprised and admired when they learned the origin of the old man. This person is famous and has great martial arts, but he didn't expect to let a few brothers bump into him today, and he had a fight for no reason. Song Jiang thought that he slapped himself twice for no reason, which was obviously excessive, but he could see that he was tolerant everywhere, which made people unpredictable. Just now, I wished he would leave quickly, but at this time, I thought of his unpredictable skills, and his lazy appearance without smiling, and I really wanted to see him again.
Unconsciously, it has come to the time of the third watch, the tourists are gradually decreasing, the brothers come to Beijing from Yuncheng in the morning, the road is far away, the time is long, the excitement is gone, and they immediately feel extremely tired, and they want to find a hotel to rest. However, the hotel was full, and I looked for several in a row, and finally found a suitable one, so I quickly stayed and rested.
Early the next morning, after the meal, the brothers discussed going to visit Aunt Qian Yi's grandfather.
Qian Yi is a person from Yuncheng, ordered by the Taiyi Bureau, when he is the first doctor today, he has the highest medical theory, "treats children to summarize the ancient and modern, and is more self-satisfied", and is the author of five volumes of "Treatise on Typhoid Fever", 100 articles of "Treatise on Infants and Children", eight volumes of "Qian's Children's Prescription", and three volumes of "Pediatric Prescription", and has studied the six major prescriptions of Liufang Baishi and Dahui in the world, including Liuwei Dihuang Pill, which has a milestone status in the history of Chinese medicine, and is really a great master. Qian Yi is a fellow villager such as Song Jiang Ruan Xiaoer, and he is still a distant aunt and grandfather of the Ruan brothers, and he does not forget to visit every time he enters Kyoto, and he said it before coming to Beijing this time.
Song Jiang asked, "If we want to visit Mr. Qian, let's prepare some gifts." Ruan Xiaowu said with a smile: "As long as the second brother comes, we will have the best gifts." Song Jiangqi said: "I can't see what kind of gift my brother can't see at all, what is going on, I am willing to hear it in detail." Xiao Qi said: "The fifth brother is saying that the second brother has been paralyzed in his right leg since he was a child, and he was healed thanks to his aunt's diagnosis." My aunt and grandfather are addicted to medicine, and they don't care about any gifts, but if they can cure the disease, the more strange the disease, the happier they are. It's a pity that the second brother is already in good health. Xiao Er glared, and Xiao Qiyi stuck out his tongue. Xiao Er said: "Today we come over, no illness and no disaster, don't bother his old man, my aunt and grandfather love to eat fish, there are many Kaifeng rivers, no matter how many gifts are made here in the old Ruan family, if my aunt and grandfather don't like it, you can also help make food." Song Jiang stroked his hands and laughed: "Wonderful!"
So several people spent half an afternoon and carefully prepared gifts to visit Qian Yi. The so-called gifts are all the old people's love of fire heads, catfish, kudzu, eels, etc., and river mussels have also made a lot of them. Qian Yi's family lives not far from the Imperial Medical Bureau on Yujie, the door is not big, and there is no one to watch the door, so a few people go straight to the hospital. Song Jiang entered the door and saw that the courtyard was not small, the houses in the courtyard were crowded, and several houses were open. Ruan Xiaoer stood in the courtyard and shouted "Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa......", and after a while, an old man with a white beard and a clear skin walked out of an open door, his right side was a little stiff, his movement was slightly inconvenient, he was holding a handful of medicinal herbs in his hand, he seemed to be still busy, dressed plainly, as if he was walking through the countryside and alleys, this old man was Qian Yi of the current Taiyi Bureau. Qian Yi was extremely happy to see Brother Ruan Xiaoer, "Ruan Xiaoer came so early today, come into the house quickly, it's just that the house is full of medicinal herbs, it's a little too crowded!" Ruan Xiaoer hurriedly introduced Song Jiang to his aunt and grandfather.
When a few people walked to the door, they saw that the house was full of medicinal herbs, and they looked at the other open houses, and they were all the same. Qian Yi instructed Xiao Er to take a stool by himself and arrange for a few brothers to sit.
"Ruan Xiaoer, hehe, Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaoer——, Ruan Xiaowu, Ruan Xiaoqi, Song Jiang!" Qian Yi looked at the people from his hometown who were very kind, and couldn't stop reciting the names of several people.
Song Jiang listened to Qian Yi's expression of the name "Ruan Xiaoer" slightly different, his heart moved, and he couldn't help but ask Qian Yi: "Grandpa, is Ruan Xiaoer's name special?" ”
Qian Yi smiled: "Ruan Xiaoer is nothing special, it's just that when I see him, I think of an interesting little friend of mine, which is funny." Their uncles and brothers are ranked, and that's what we call them in our family. Hey, don't you call it that? ”
Song Jiang said: "It's not anything else, I called Ruan Xiaoer's name at Bianzhou Bridge yesterday, and an old man was in a hurry with us and had a fight."
Qian Yi was quite surprised, and suddenly laughed and said, "There is such a thing? Is he a black and fat old man in his sixties and seventies? He is the little friend I said, and you will naturally have a lively time when you meet him. You've fought with him, have you beaten him? ”
Song Jiang smiled and said: "Where can we beat him, the four of us can't beat him, he slapped a few times and fell a few heels." In the end, Xiao Er played Laipi, sat on his sedan chair, covered up his shame, and made a lot of embarrassment. I heard that he also worked in the Taiyi Bureau, so I think my aunt and grandfather are also familiar with him? ”
Qian Yi laughed, "I naturally know him." Don't leave today, and you will have time to come over tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I still have something to do here. Song Jiang and the others agreed repeatedly.
At this time, Qian Yi's disciple Yan Jizhong and others came from other rooms to meet the guests. Qian Yi saw that Xiao Er and the others brought a lot of fish, and thought that his own chef was always not authentic enough to cook fish dishes, so he unceremoniously arranged for Xiao Er to cook fish dishes.
The lunch meal was so sumptuous that the disciples were able to feast on it.