Chapter 41 Kung Fu is in the rivers and lakes, and Wan'er breaks into a famous book
Li Bao saw that the two children were praising themselves for their extraordinary skills, but after seeing their success, he was at a loss, and couldn't help but laugh secretly, and couldn't help frowning: "You two are like kittens catching mice for the first time, and you don't know how to mouth." Jiu'er, you go and break all the legs of the two bastards first. ”
Huaiying and Qiji couldn't help but be ashamed when they heard it, but the two thieves heard it and hurriedly shouted: "Grandpa spare his life, the little one won't dare anymore!" Li Bao sneered: "Today in front of these three masters, I don't want your two lives, but my hands and feet are too cheap, but they will inevitably break."
The fat man cried and begged: "We still have an eighty-year-old mother at home, and we usually serve her, but your old man spared us so that we could go back to serve her." ”
Li Bao saw that although the two of them were fat and thin, their eyebrows were somewhat similar, and he couldn't help but move: "Obedient voice, you two are brothers?" ”
When the thin man heard him ask, he grabbed a straw and said, "We are brothers, and he is my eldest brother." Spare our brothers, or there will be no one to support our mother. ”
Li Bao snorted coldly and said, "I didn't ask for the same just now, where did I spare my life?" You two are doing evil, I am also in my sixties, and I may be older than my mother, but I was almost killed for money, and the two bastards will never care if I have an old mother or not. Your mother has a son like you, if she knows, she deserves it, and if she doesn't want to, she is fatal. If she wants to rely on you to kill people and eat more goods, she doesn't need to raise them. There are too many old mothers in the world, and I won't spare you for her. Besides, I am not going to kill immediately, but if you have accumulated more virtue and good deeds in the past, you may be able to survive when your creation is great. ”
But he said in his heart: "I nag so much today, but I really want to teach children not to kill innocents indiscriminately, and not to be too mother-in-law and mother-in-law, soft-hearted." Leave it in normal times, shoot it to death earlier, why do you need so much nonsense? It's both a misfortune and a great blessing for the two bastards to have met me today. ”
The two of them listened to him and couldn't talk about it, and they never knew how to fix themselves in the end, so they could only plead with a bitter face, where would Li Bao listen.
Jiu'er couldn't help but interject: "You deserve it, who made you two so bad!" ”
The three children usually saw Li Baole laughing haha, but at this time, his voice was cold and gloomy, and his heart was quite touched. The so-called evil is like hatred, being a bad guy and encountering people like Li Bao is really difficult to stand up and not tolerated in the world.
Li Bao ordered Huaiying and Qiji: "Break the hands and feet of these two bastards." "Huaiying and Qiji just saw that these two boys were not right, and they were vicious, and they wanted to kick them to death, and now they suddenly want to discount their hands and feet, and they can't bear it.
Li Bao smiled and ordered Jiu'er: "You go over and break their calves first." ”
Jiu'er did not slack off, and went over to pick up his toes and hit the shin a few times, and then kicked off the calves of the two. The pain of the two thieves was unbearable, and they were about to call, but Huaiying and Qijian were quick and pointed the two dumb points.
Li Bao exclaimed, "Very good!" "Turning his head to Huaiying and abandoning the disease, he said: "Since ancient times, 'murderers die, injure people and steal compensation'. If we hadn't had martial arts today, the silver would have been robbed, and it would be difficult to save our lives, and it would have been light to break our hands and feet. These two people are extremely vicious and should be punished severely, and you two are just practicing your hands.
"Don't look at your master's martial arts teaching so much, there is no real sword and real gun to fight to the death, it is all fists and embroidered legs. The art of war taught by King Yun is the same, there is no arrangement of troops in front of the thousands of troops, it is all on paper. Isn't it the same as killing someone that hasn't been killed? Just like in front of you, can a discounted leg be the same as a non-discounted leg? If you really want to be like Marshal Yue and Marshal Han in the future, then you have to fight to the death. Jiu'er has already done some for you just now, and the rest should be broken by the two of you again. ”
The two of them turned red, and they didn't slack off, they each lifted the two thieves into the air and sent them, opening and closing their hands twice, only to hear two snaps, and the two of them did it at the same time, but they broke four wrists. Don't wait to land in mid-air, grab it in your hands. Both thieves had broken hands and feet, and they were wilted.
Li Bao said in a low voice: "Take the two guys to the root of the backyard wall." ”
The alley was quite narrow and secluded, and the two thieves were terrified and kept struggling. The entrance of the alley is the back wall, and you can see the attic daughter wall not far from the courtyard after crossing the back wall, which looks like it should be the back house of the family.
When a few people came to the middle wall, Li Bao couldn't help but giggle, "I threw you on the roof, and shouted when I wanted to come down." Just now you said that this is the master Aru to make up for the house, and when the two of them go to his back house, they can be regarded as going home. His family has a group of wives and concubines, and he doesn't know whether he is handsome or not, but he is mostly lonely. The two of them are not good things, and when they usually see the handsome appearance of the master's concubine, they will inevitably covet it. I usually hate him for being closely guarded, and it is easy to get his hands on it, but today I have the heart to send you two to the roof. ”
When the two men heard that they would be thrown to the roof of the master's house, they were so frightened that they were trembling and sifting chaff.
Li Bao didn't care about him, first took the fat man from Huaiying's hand, stroked it one by one, and loosened all the buckles of his belt. Then he grabbed the collar and neck with one hand, grabbed the trouser leg and foot with the other, and with both hands at the same time, he used his magic skills to throw the fat man on the roof of the inner house of Arubu's family, but kept the clothes in his hands. Li Bao concocted it in the same way, and also helped the thin man fly up.
In the blink of an eye, I heard a lot of chaos in Arubu's house, and the noise had been heard from afar. Li Bao pricked up his ears to listen and said, "The two guys didn't shout, but the people in the yard shouted." ”
Jiu'er reminded on the side: "Didn't Grandpa Li order their dumb holes?" Li Bao smiled: "I let go just now." The two of them have brains and are cautious in doing things, knowing that no matter how painful it is, they can't make a noise, and they will slowly discuss what to do next. ”
The children were amazed and amused. These two people were folded and thrown naked in the attic of the back house, and at first glance they were either traitors or thieves, and naturally they fought to death and could not let the owner know. But the house was within the courtyard wall, and it couldn't get to the outside of the courtyard if it rolled down. If they say that they were thrown up, who will believe it?
Qi Ji couldn't help but worry: "If these two people are not discovered, they will inevitably starve to death and freeze to death; If it is discovered by the master, it is inevitable that he will be killed, but he will die. ”
Li Bao stared at the abandonment and said, "You have a kind heart, you want to save the two guys again?" They deserve to die for money at every turn, and they must not be spared, otherwise they will only become more arrogant and harmful. I will take you through the experience today, that is, do not be too merciful in the future.
"When Liu Yu killed Guan Sheng in Jinan and sacrificed the city to reduce the gold, your father and uncle wanted to avenge the teacher, so they traveled thousands of miles to Linhuang Mansion, lurked for a few months, changed four residences, and kept approaching Liu Yu's residence. The old thieves were well guarded, and when they assassinated, they fought desperately with several guards, but it was thrilling, and finally killed the guards.
"Your father stabbed Liu Yu with a sword, although he didn't die immediately, he didn't live when he saw it. They saw that the old thief was so old that it was difficult to survive, and they couldn't bear to make up for another sword. Who knew that he knew that he would inevitably be stabbed if he did a lot of evil, and he had already taken precautions, and the golden silk armor did not leave his body for a moment, and the sword was not very deadly, and he was also treated with healing elixir later, but he was not dead.
"In that assassination, your father and uncle were actually facing Liu Yu, but I didn't know that he was not dead, and the two of them continued to lurk in the Jin Kingdom, which is really a very dangerous thing."
Fortunately, Liu Yu had been abandoned in the Jin State, and his power was declining, and he knew that he might not be willing to answer if he begged the Jin court for protection or to catch the murderer, and he would inevitably be assassinated again. He was a big traitor, and he really could afford to take it and put it down, so instead of taking humiliation on himself, it was in vain, so he simply didn't mention it. Otherwise, your father and uncle will be hunted down and arrested, and you will be afraid of it. He couldn't help but secretly worry about his father and uncle.
Liu Yu's death period is very strange, the history of the Song Dynasty records that the year of his death is the thirteenth year of Shaoxing, and the history of Jin records the sixth year of the emperor's reign (Wuyin in September of the sixteenth year of Shaoxing), it is precisely because of Li Bao's above-mentioned reasons that the Great Song Dynasty thought that he would die if he was assassinated, but the Jin State knew that he lived for three more years.
Li Bao continued: "I brought you out today to fight a little hard, and to be ruthless against the bad guys and enemies, and to be successful when it is critical. If you don't dare to kill chickens on weekdays, how can you go to the battlefield to kill the enemy? ”
He said to himself: "Since these two guys are destined for me today, they should regret being bad people in this life." Whether you can live or not depends on whether you have created or not. ”
Huaiying, Qiji, and Jiu'er knew that Li Bao's actions just now were not just funny, not to tease a few half-grown children to play, but to experience the rivers and lakes, so that they could treat people calmly in the future.
The way back, Li Bao is very familiar, and the passage is full of narrow alleys. Jiu'er looked at no one on the left and right, and couldn't help asking: "Grandpa Li, you just caught those two guys without protection, but they were fast and accurate, and the heat was just right, what kind of martial arts are they?" ”
Li Bao smiled and said, "What kind of martial arts do you need to fight these two thieves?" However, I see that although Huaiying and Qiqi started just now, although the posture is good-looking, but the moves are too complicated, which is the disadvantage of only practicing folk martial arts, and I have a few important words to explain.
"Martial arts, its origin is horseback riding, archery, stabbing and other fighting techniques in the army, the earliest from the army, and then passed on to the people, so there has always been a military and folk martial arts, especially after the founding of the Great Song Dynasty. There is a big difference between military martial arts and folk martial arts, and naturally military martial arts are more authentic.
"When the two armies are facing each other, and thousands of troops on both sides are fighting each other with their own weapons, there are those who are evenly matched by one on one, there are also those who are weak against one, and there are even more situations where the weak enemy is strong against many. In short, the battle array is like a forest of knives and guns, arrows are like rain, the two sides fight to the death, there is no place to return, life and death are only in Russia, where is the opportunity for you to play tricks? In any case, it is not the same as ordinary civil fighting.
"The martial arts in the army are used to fight wars, and there is only one purpose, to win the battle, and to die in the fight, so the tricks are unusually fast, accurate, and ruthless, simple and effective, and never drag the mud and water. Often attacking instead of defending, desperate moves are the majority, and it is usually difficult to retreat with the whole body. Sometimes I fought to the death and killed two enemies; Sometimes you kill the enemy by fighting yourself, and it sounds extremely miserable, but you finally have the upper hand, so why not the result you want every time you make a move? Especially when the two sides are evenly matched, each exhausts its skills to ensure a victory, so the military in the army is always life-threatening.
"In war, if you lose 1,000 enemies and 200 yourself, this is called a great victory. Wounded 1,000 enemies, 800 self-losses, and 200 earned in the account, this is called a miserable victory, also called victory, and it must be fought as a last resort. Alas, the blood of the war is full of blood, the bones are heavy, and the people who suffer are the children of the people, and they must not fight when they can. But when the country is ruined and the family is destroyed, it is inevitable that it must be fought.