Chapter 8: Miraculous
Seeing that Xu Kun finally received his magical powers, the band's suona master immediately blew it again.
After experiencing the horror of being dominated by grief just now, he would rather die of exhaustion than let Xu Kun substitute him anymore.
Others will ask for money at most, and this substitute is terrible! That suona just now can really send people away!
Seeing that everyone around him looked like they were beaten to death and no longer let him touch the suona, Xu Kun could only chirp regretfully,
Fortunately, at this time, the three hours had arrived, Xu Kun immediately came to the coffin, looking at the dark golden coffin in front of him, he reached out and pressed it gently, and said, "It's okay, the gold paint has dried." ”
Photography PD would like to ask: why does gold paint dry so quickly?
However, it was clearly not appropriate for him to step forward at this moment.
As he confirmed that the golden coffin was in place, Xu Kun immediately commanded everyone to lift the coffin again, but this time he came to the last row, and at the same time he grabbed a handful of paper money in his hand.
When the people carried the coffin to the front of the tomb, someone immediately put two ropes as thick as mineral water bottles on both ends of the coffin, and then passed the other end of the rope through the simple gantry that had been erected in advance.
Seeing that the coffin was stably suspended in mid-air, the Eight King Kongs who carried the coffin immediately pulled out their flat poles and turned around to pull the two ropes respectively.
This time, Xu Kun didn't pull the rope together.
He walked over to the coffin and gave an order: "Let go of the east." ”
The people in the east, who were pulling the tail of the coffin, suddenly let go in unison, and in an instant, the coffin that was originally hanging steadily in the air instantly smashed headlong down.
At this time, Xu Kun shouted loudly again: "Let go of the west." ”
Everyone in the west immediately let go of the rope in their hands, and in an instant, the coffin magically fell straight down.
It's just that the coffin weighing 1,000 catties fell from a height of one meter, and I was afraid that it would fall into several petals.
For a while, everyone couldn't help but exclaim in unison.
But at this moment, Xu Kun waved his hands violently, and the paper money in his hand instantly spontaneously combusted, and then he pinched a trick with both hands almost to the afterimage, and then threw the paper money in his hand on the coffin, and suddenly the coffin that was originally falling at a rapid speed was inexplicably stagnant, and then fell lightly into the spring that Xu Kun dug in advance.
Looking at this scene, everyone present couldn't help but open their mouths wide in unison, unable to say a word for a long time.
And the eyes they looked at Xu Kun were already unconsciously filled with awe.
If Xu Kun's previous operations, everyone can still comfort themselves with charlatans, then everyone can't deceive themselves anymore in this scene just now.
Because that's completely unexplained by science!
In fact, not only the people at the scene, but the reaction in the live broadcast room at this time was even more exaggerated.
"Am I dazzled? I felt as if the coffin had suddenly paused in mid-air. ”
"That's right, I thought the coffin would break directly, why did it suddenly stop in mid-air?"
"You guys in front of you weren't dazzled, I saw it too."
"Which big hand came out and explained, what the hell is going on? Could it be that Xu Kun really knows how to spell? ”
"I'll go, this is a special effect, right?" s
"My mom asked me why I was kneeling and watching the video, and I said I saw the master."
"Master Xu used to be ignorant to me, and I will never hack you again."
"Damn, my hairs are standing on end, this live broadcast is too scary."
The scene just now really scared everyone, so that no one dared to bring the rhythm in the live broadcast room for a while. It's really Xu Kun's hand that is too unbelievable.
However, at this time, Xu Kun still looked indifferent, and instructed the master's family: "Let go of the rooster, and the family will see you off." ”
At this time, the geographer, who had always pretended to be transparent, hurriedly ran over with a big rooster, and then put the rooster into the burial chamber, and suddenly the high-pitched crowing of the rooster sounded in the burial chamber.
At the same time, the family members rushed to the grave and wept bitterly.
The crowing of the rooster and the crying of the family are the customs of Xu Kun's hometown, which means that the deceased is on the road safely.
When these two processes were over, Xu Kun immediately commanded everyone to start filling the soil.
Looking at his extremely skillful movements, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be stunned again.
"Who is spreading that Xu Kun is not grounded? The appearance of this filling is simply more skilled than that of farmers for decades. ”
"Brother's action of filling the soil is skillful, which makes people feel distressed."
"The marketing account is really nonsense, not a word of truth."
"Protect the best brother."
Looking at the constantly improving reviews, Xu Kun's true love fans couldn't help but be overjoyed, but in addition to joy, they couldn't help but feel a little weird.
"Although my brother's reputation has reversed today, why can't I be happy?"
"Probably because my brother's skills are somewhat underworld."
"What, brother, your suona is very powerful, but can you play some music in the yang world next time?"
Compared with these fans, Xu Kun's agent is in a more complicated mood at this time.
This time, the company sent Xu Kun to participate in "Star Revealed" to help him reverse his reputation.
Now the word of mouth has indeed reversed, and he has also shown a number of amazing talents.
The only problem is that these talents shown by Xu Kun are somewhat underworld.
"Damn, other people's artists all debuted on a certain stage, and my artists debuted directly in the mourning hall, what is this called!"
Seeing that all kinds of entries about Xu Kun on the Internet exploded, but she couldn't take the opportunity to make money, her heart couldn't help but drop blood.
"My little ancestor, can't you play a few songs from the yang world?"
Even if her heart is as black as her, she is really embarrassed to use the funeral song to cut vermicelli leeks.
Just when Xu Kun's agent was full of helplessness, her phone suddenly rang.
"Are you Xu Kun's agent? I'm director Urs's assistant, and we have a movie where we want to invite Xu Kun to audition for the leading actor. ”
Hearing this, the agent couldn't help but be stunned for a while, and she simply wondered if she had received a scam call.
You must know that Xu Kun has never even filmed a MV, and now someone is directly asking him to audition for the leading actor?
What's more, Director Urs is a well-known director, although the quality of his works has declined slightly in recent years, but his status in the rivers and lakes is still there.
Such a big director actually took the initiative to contact Xu Kun to audition, how can the agent not be shocked, how can he not doubt life?
After finally confirming the identity of the other party, she hurriedly agreed to the other party.
At this time, she no longer had to worry about the skills Xu Kun showed and couldn't be realized.
Compared with making movies, fans' leeks are not worth mentioning at all.
However, Xu Kun didn't know anything about all this at this time, and he was busy dealing with the various follow-ups of the funeral.