Chapter 13: Teach them a lesson

The photographer of "Star Reveal" turned on the live broadcast as soon as he arrived at Xu Kun's house.

What the program team didn't expect was that at the moment the live broadcast started, hundreds of people immediately poured in. And the number of people is increasing rapidly.

Looking at these viewers who arrived at the first time, everyone in the program team couldn't help but look at each other for a while.

Have these people been in the live broadcast room? Otherwise, how could it come so quickly?

And when Xu Kun appeared in the camera, the number of people in the live broadcast room suddenly accelerated by a few points.

Just when the photography PD asked Xu Kun what he was going to do today, the barrage was also curious.

"Brother Kun, are you still going to carry the coffin today?"

"I'm afraid that the one in front is not poisonous, carry the coffin every day, do you want to send Xu Kun's entire village away?"

"Xu Kun, when are you helping the beggar?"

"Brother Kun, I still want to listen to suona."

"No, the one who listened to the suona in front of you is not afraid that you are a little sick, right? Didn't you cry enough yesterday? ”

"Brother Kun, I study folk music, your suona is too good, it's too sad, can you play a festive suona song?"

For a while, the barrage was full of all kinds of questions, but Xu Kun didn't mean to interact at all, took a piece of baked cake, rolled a fritter, and took a bottle of yogurt, and walked towards Xu Zhendong's house with the film crew.

Xu Zhendong's family lives in the west of the village, about a mile away from Xu Kun's house.

When Xu Kun came to the courtyard of Xu Zhendong's house with the photography team, he heard a shouting from a distance.

"Dongzi, your luck is too good, you win."

"That's right, a A and a K can win, it's really speechless."

"Dongzi, you have changed, you didn't know how to play cards before, and you give money to your brothers every time."

"It's just that we didn't cherish the opportunity, we didn't win a few more meals in the first place."

Listening to the sound in the courtyard, Xu Kun frowned slightly.

It was clear that the people inside were playing cards.

This kind of thing is very common in rural areas, as long as it is not a big deal.

But the conversation in the courtyard just now made Xu Kun feel a little wrong.

Seeing Xu Kun stop suddenly, the photographer asked suspiciously, "Aren't we going in?" ”

Xu Kun shook his head, "Don't worry, let's wait outside for a while." ”

The photographic PD was a little unclear, but it still stopped cooperatively.

At this time, the conversation in the courtyard continued.

"Why did you guys fold again, this luck is too bad."

"No, I must have gone out and stepped on dog shit today, otherwise how could I carry it like this."

"Dongzi, if you win again, I don't have any money."

"You can pull it down, I don't know how much money you have in your pocket, your father just sent you living expenses yesterday, you don't have to wash your feet twice a month, and the money is enough for you to lose for a year."

"That's not good, the fate of those young ladies and me depends on my money."

"How did you learn this set, you have to go to graduate school?"

"Don't talk nonsense, win it back once after watching this."

"Damn, Dongzi, did you cheat, why did you win again?"

Hearing this, Xu Kun's brows were completely wrinkled.

"Xiaodong has been tricked!"

"Tricked? Isn't he winning all the time? ”

"He's been winning, but that's what someone else has done to make him win."

"Let him win? Is there such a scam in the world? So what's the liar's plan? ”

"Letting him win in the front is just a bait, and only when he tastes the sweetness can he cheat more money later."

"It's really fake, this Xu Zhendong is also a rural family, is it worth making such a big deal?" Photography PD is a little unbelievable.

Xu Kun smiled faintly and said, "Do you have that kind of drone for aerial photography?" ”

"Yes."

"Then you let one out, remember to fly higher, and then the camera zooms in, and we look at their cards."

Although the photography PD didn't believe it, he still put a special drone for aerial photography according to what Xu Kun said.

After the lens was adjusted, the camera PD cut the lens to the aerial drone.

Immediately, in the live broadcast room, I saw three cameras around Xu Kun from a height, and two people in the distance.

However, the aerial drone did not stay here for long, and immediately flew upward, and soon the situation in the yard appeared in the lens.

I saw four people sitting around in the courtyard, playing cards together.

As the camera zoomed in, the live broadcast room clearly saw the situation on the card table.

I saw that after the four of them lost three rounds of money in a row, a man was the first to look at the cards.

The camera clearly captured that his cards were an ace, a king, and a 3.

The man immediately followed again.

At this time, the second person looked at the card, and his card was a pair of queens with a 5, but he simply folded the card.

At this time, there were still two people in the field who did not look at the cards, so they followed two rounds, and then another person looked at the cards, and his card turned out to be 789 straight flush.

However, this man did not hesitate and folded directly.

At this time, the last person directly opened the card, and his card was a 6-card 10.

At this time, the man who followed him until the end suddenly wailed.

"How is it possible, Dongzi, your luck is too good, right?"

At this moment, the live broadcast room exploded directly.

"I'll go, why did the other two people fold just now?"

"This is really a game, and the other two people's cards are obviously much bigger than that Dongzi."

"Brother Kun is awesome, he really guessed right."

Originally, they were still discussing Xu Kun's various performances yesterday, and the sailors who were not interested in the current live broadcast were instantly aroused.

And the photography PD is also dumbfounded.

"It's really a set, but what are they trying to do? Isn't this Xu Zhendong just an ordinary person? ”

Xu Kun groaned and said, "You aim the camera at Xiaodong's face." ”

The photography PD hurriedly controlled the lens and gave Xu Zhendong a close-up of his face.

Xu Kun looked at Xu Zhendong's face and said: "You see that his forehead angle is wide and wide, and there is a red mole, which shows that he has a windfall in his life, and his mountain roots and the bridge of his nose are at right angles, which is also the appearance of a windfall, but his seal hall is ruddy but has dark lines, which means that he will encounter twists and turns recently, but in the end, he will meet a noble person." ”

After listening to Xu Kun's explanation, the photography PD discovered Huadian.

"Didn't you tell the baby yesterday that you don't know how to look?"

Xu Kun couldn't help but be stunned by the question, of course he wouldn't say that he was because he had just awakened a new skill: speech!

That's right, just now, within ten minutes of the broadcast, his popularity value has risen by another 100,000, and it has come to a terrifying 600,000.

And this new skill awakened is also the same as in the underworld!

Because this skill is actually a deception in essence, a skill that can increase the persuasiveness of one's own words, and is exclusive to liars.

And what he just said is actually just some common sense knowledge in the field of physiognomy.

However, with the blessing of his speech skills, he was stunned to say a kind of effect that made people believe to be true.

At this time, he didn't panic at all when he was discovered by the photographer PD, but replied lightly: "Have you heard of the four evil arts of the Southern Ganbu Continent?" ”

The photographer PD replied very excitedly: "I know this, it's a P picture, makeup, plastic surgery, and sex change!" ”

Xu Kun nodded and said, "So do you think a popular little flower will let you see her without makeup?" ”

The photography PD was stunned for a moment.

"You have to know that even if you are a good physiognomy master, you can't meet each other through the four evil arts of the Southern Ganbu Continent."

The photographer PD was speechless.

The barrage was directly smiling at this time.

"Hahaha, it amused me to death, it turns out that Xu Kun was forced by the four evil arts to say that he wouldn't meet."

"No matter how good the physiognomy is, if he encounters the four evil arts, he has to take a break. The Four Great Evil Cowhides. ”

"To be reasonable, I really want to see the baby's makeup."

"I'm afraid you're not thinking about peaches in front of you."

Xu Kun didn't know that his words had caused the live broadcast room to be ridiculed wildly, and he continued at this time: "In fact, it is not only the reason for beauty and makeup, but also the impact of light pixels. For example, a person is obviously black, but he used a fill-light camera, I looked through the lens, this Yintang is as bright as stars, and as a result, he was killed when he went out the next day, and I must not be accused of fraud? ”

The barrage is even more joyful:

"I can't laugh anymore, I have a picture in my head."

"Hahaha, Xu Kun is too funny."

"Seek the psychological shadow area of contemporary physiognographers."

That's when the photographer PD asked, "So what do we do now?" Go straight in and expose them? ”

Xu Kun waved his hand, "It's so boring to expose it directly, now that this bit of evidence can't be arrested by the police, we have to teach them a good lesson." ”

"Last lesson? How do you teach them? ”

"It's easy, and it's up to me to do some prep work first."

Saying that, Xu Kun took out his mobile phone, then called up the compass, and began to circle around Xu Zhendong's house, only to see him take 3 steps to the left and 2 steps to the right, 4 steps in the front and 5 steps in the back, stepping on Tiangang's footwork, and making a sign on the ground from time to time.

When the circle was over, he first broke a few branches of different kinds, and then went to the village committee to borrow a paint brush and red paint.

Then he started drawing the symbols in the place where he had made the logo.

Because of the times, it is now impossible to exorcise evil spirits and demons through a talisman, but with the location of Feng Shui, it is still appropriate to arrange a simple Feng Shui Bureau.

After doing all this, Xu Kun looked at the photographer PD and said, "What's going on inside now?" ”

Photographer PD hurriedly replied: "About 20 minutes ago, a person proposed to play bigger under the pretext of returning the capital, and after Xu Zhendong agreed, they gave him a small 100,000 yuan, but ten years ago they began to win money back, I found that the three of them should have colluded in advance, and they have been secretly passing messages to each other." ”

Xu Kun nodded and said, "Then Xiaodong is winning or losing now?" ”

"Listening to the conversation, Xu Zhendong seems to have lost more than 100,000 yuan just now, and now he shouldn't be winning."

The audience in the live broadcast room could see clearly before, these people took advantage of the good cards in their hands, and stacked the chips to 300,000 with one song and one harmony, but as a result, Xu Zhendong lost more than 100,000 yuan, and directly sent back all the previous wins for so long, and maybe even posted a little upside down.

At this time, Xu Zhendong was obviously a little upset, thinking about winning it back.

It's just that he didn't know that he was already in someone else's bureau.

Xu Kun smiled faintly and said: "Look at how I break their game, not only let them make their bamboo basket empty, but also teach them a lesson." ”

With that, he went straight to the gate of the courtyard and shouted loudly.

"Xiaodong, are you at home? I'm Xu Kun. ”

In the courtyard, Xu Zhendong immediately stood up and said to a few friends: "I'm small." ”

With that, he went over and opened the door for Xu Kun.

Seeing Xu Kun, Xu Zhendong smiled and said, "Kunzi, when did you come back?" ”

"Yesterday, I went to carry the coffin for Mrs. Shu."

"Carrying the coffin? You're so energetic, I can't even pick up a hundred pounds of things. ”

Xu Kun suddenly joked: "You are not the material for farm work when you are young, but who would have thought that in the end, you would come back to contract the land." ”

At this time, several other people in the courtyard shouted.

"It's not Dongzi, you're finished, waiting for you to deal the cards."

Xu Zhendong hurriedly said: "Come right away." ”

Then he smiled apologetically at Xu Kun: "I'm sorry, I just happened to be playing cards, why don't you come in and play too?" ”

Xu Kun waved his hand, "Don't you know me, I didn't like this when I was a child, then you play, I'll come back again, I heard my mother say that the lychees on the mountain are ripe, I just went up the mountain to get some back to eat." ”

"Okay, then you can come back and play."

Xu Kun smiled and patted Xu Zhendong's arm, and then left directly.

Xu Zhendong stood and watched, and was urged back to the table by the other three.

At this time, Xu Kun had already returned to the photographer's PD, and the photographer's PD asked blankly, "Is this the end?" ”

"It's over, but it's not quite over."

"What do you mean, didn't you just do something? Just a few words of homely with him? ”

Xu Kun smiled mysteriously and said, "You can turn back the picture just now, and then slow it down ten times." ”

The camera PD hurriedly turned the picture back and slowed it down ten times to look at it.

Just when he was confused, he suddenly found that when Xu Kun patted Xu Zhendong's arm at the end, he put a triangular talisman into his pocket as fast as lightning.

Photography PD looked at Xu Kun with some doubts: "That's all you say?" ”

Xu Kun said with an unchanged smile: "You will know if you look at it." ”

Hearing this, the photographer PD could only patiently look at the card game in the yard.

I saw a few people and the old rules of playing a few rounds of chips, and then one of them looked at the cards, his cards were not small, it was a pair of A hanging J, and he immediately followed.

Then another person looked at the cards, and luckily his cards turned out to be an 8, 9, 10 of the money.

After a few more rounds, the third person looked at the cards, and this man was unlucky, and took a few miscellaneous cards, and he immediately folded.

After several rounds in a row, the ace chose to fold.

At this time, there were already 200,000 chips on the table, and Xu Zhendong chose to open it.

In the end, the man suddenly smiled proudly: "I'm sorry, I'm Shunjin, it seems that I am in transit." ”

He wanted to take the money.

At this time, Xu Zhendong's heart was also cold, and Zha Jin's Huashun Jin was a very big name.

Immediately, he flipped the card in desperation, and the next moment he pressed the other party's hand to grab the money.

"Don't move, I'll have three Qs."

As soon as these words came out, there was an instant silence in the room, and countless question marks appeared in the barrage in an instant.

Only Xu Kun smiled brighter and brighter.

"Look, the show has just begun!"