[@慢走不送殡葬一条龙V: Lack of virtue is retributed, welcome to order the one-stop service of the museum. 】

[The imitation in front is quite similar, and when I look at it fiercely, I think it's really Jiuye. 】

[Fake anchor: I just want to ga, I didn't say I really want ga. ] 】

[emo: I don't want to live anymore!] During the physical examination: Doctor, this indicator is a little higher. I-does it matter!? 】

[Netizen truth. ] 】

[The old Chinese medicine doctor has just passed away, so someone is going to gag again? 】

[Don't mind! 】

[@玖爷怎么看? 】

Netizens joked @晏玖, but they didn't expect it to really attract the main owner.

Only treat that comment as a spoof of netizens.

Yan Jiu first paid attention.

before leaving a comment.

Turn around and put down your phone and go to cook.

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Meanwhile.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor who was followed by Yan Jiu was planning to go to a cosmetics store to promote justice.

His wife persuaded: "We also made a lot of money, so let's stop live broadcasting." ”

While searching for something, the fake anchor said: "What do you know about the woman's opinion?" I don't earn more money, how can I enroll my child in a more expensive cram school? How can you have the money to spend? ”

said.

He searched for a cosmetics store on the map.

Invite merit to talk to his wife.

"I see that you have a few bottles of water and milk, so this time I will go to the anti-counterfeit cosmetics store and bring you a few bottles for trial."

His wife stopped talking.

There was an indescribable panic in my heart.

She stopped people: "Either you won't go this time, next time, I won't stop you next time." ”

The fake anchor rolled his eyes: "You always say this every time, okay, you can rest assured at home and wait for my good news." ”

"Bang".

The door was shut.

The loud noise was so loud and terrifying that it was as if death had pushed open the gates of hell.

The anti-counterfeiting anchor walked to the side of the road and continued to look through a cosmetics store he had searched.

The snowflakes are still falling.

Blurred his vision.

The fake anchor didn't look at the name of the cosmetics store carefully, and took a taxi and went straight to the destination.

Soon.

The taxi stopped.

He got out of the car and looked at the "ROSE" cosmetics store in the middle of nowhere.

There was a doubt in my heart.

What would be a store in such a remote location?

The fake anchor was puzzled.

Or stepped forward.

As soon as he entered the store, he held a selfie stick pretending to be in the live broadcast, and walked with a high spirit.

It seems that the clerk is so afraid that he will contact the manager of the ward and then spend money.

The fake anchor fantasized about the banknotes coming in, and waited for a long time before anyone approached him and complimented him.

He glanced at the shop assistants in uniform workouts.

I was taken aback by their expressions, and the clerks looked indifferent, as if they were looking at someone who was going to die.

The anti-fake anchor was stunned, and he subconsciously looked at the beauty brand name in the store - ROSE.

RO…… SE？

He seems to have entered the wrong cosmetics store!

The fake anchor has always known what it means to do what he can, his arms can't reach his thighs, he has always been self-aware, and what he is going to today is a small brand called ROOSE.

And not such a quirky place.

Although he had never heard of such a beauty brand, the decoration of the store was extravagant, and the cosmetics were also gorgeous, which was not something that ordinary people could afford to consume.

He cursed from the bottom of his heart.

It's all because foreign Chinese languages are too similar.

He ran in the wrong place.

The anti-fake anchor turned off the mobile phone pretending to be in the live broadcast, and sneered and wanted to quit the cosmetics store.

He was about to step out of the glass door.

A bewitching female voice sounded, and the charming nun walked out of the secret door.

"What are you doing in such a hurry?"

The fake anchor turned his head stiffly.

When he saw a beauty, he vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

The person who came was dressed in a black and white nun's robe, which was obviously the ultimate black and white, but she wore it excellently/desired.

The nun locked on to him with unblinking eyes.

She wore a cross.

It's just that the cross is decorated with blood-colored roses, which looks nondescript and full of disobedience.

By the time the fake anchor was covered with strange emotions, he was already sitting in front of the dressing table and was pressed on his shoulders.

"Our aim is to make our guests forget their ugly selves, what face do you like?"

The nun smiled stiffly.

The long black nails climbed up the face of the fake anchor, and he could peel off the skin and change his face at the sound of an order.

The eyes of the fake anchor are glazed.

When his cheek was punctured, the pain woke him up, and he looked in horror at the picture in the mirror.

Where is the monk behind her who is a beauty.

She's not even human.

It's a huge, ugly, hateful-looking sheep-headed monster in a nun's robe!

He trembled and trembled.

Oh, yes.

He should have thought that no one would be wearing a nun's robe in a cosmetics store! No one will ask what kind of face a guest likes!

The fake anchor ran away, and when he ran to the door, he stumbled: "Help!" There are monsters, monsters! Help me! ”

Due to excessive tension, the cyan veins protruded on his face and neck, accompanied by the blood that slid down his face, making him look a little hideous.

The fake anchor looked back.

The lights in the store are sizzling.

The sheepsaur in a nun's robe licked the blood from her fingertips and grinned cruelly.

That's when it happened.

The shop was patronized.

When the godless eyes of the fake anchor swept to the masked man, his dilated pupils suddenly focused.

He is like a drowning man finally grasping at the straw that saves his life, and he encounters hope in the deepest despair.

When he wants to call for help from the Masked Man.

The masked man bent slightly: "Your Excellency Ba Fu Destroy." ”

As soon as this remark came out.

The fake anchor had a sharp pain in his heart.

Where is this a savior.

It's an even bigger nightmare!

He was scared.

Trembling and huddled on the ground.

Regarded as Satan's right and left hand, Paffo extinguishes the long scarlet tongue and swallows the remaining blood between his hands.

When you sit back.

A coronation chair made of sheep skulls appeared in the air, and she leaned back in the chair with one hand on her head.

With his free hand, he swung a jar resembling a magic medicine bottle into the masked man's arms.

"Wow, three drops."

In order to collect a firm faith power for Lou Nayou to eat, Bafu carefully selected many guests, but only found three people and animals that met the collection requirements, including the anchor Puff and Coser Big V Jelly.

And Puff has already dedicated herself to testing Jiang Di's chessboard array, and Jelly has also dedicated herself to making the Saffron Demon wake up.

It's normal that the production is not high.

The masked man always bent down and bowed his head: "Jiang Di of Samadhi has lost contact with Kong Wu, and the commander is afraid that something will happen, so I ordered you to remind you to be careful of lurking while keeping an eye on them." ”

Paphra lifted his chin.

means she already knows.

The Masked Man vanished.

The fake anchor trembled and didn't dare to look at Ba Fu Zhen, he regretted not listening to his wife's persuasion, and now he can only pray silently, praying for the blessing of the Buddha and the opening of God's eyes.

It's been a long wait.

The fake anchor also didn't see death.

He looked open one eye, and found that the room had suddenly become quiet, and the sheep's head had vanished.

The cosmetics store employees were motionless like marionettes with their heads bowed and their hands down.

The fake anchor held his breath.

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Bafu suddenly appeared in front of the fake anchor and showed him a cruel smile like a designated program.

The next second.

A scream was heard, and the place where the fake anchor was located was covered in a bloodstain.

Leave only selfie sticks and mobile phones......

When the fake anchor has an accident.

Yan Jiu, who was far away in the attic, paused with a premonition and glanced at the progress displayed on the system panel.

Yan Jiu dropped his chopsticks and frowned: "It's too greedy not to leave a whole corpse for people." ”

System: [That's right!] Although the little dummy character is certainly wrong, it is not so wrong that there is no corpse. 】

Yan Jiu: Who is "......" Xiaofake?