Chapter 373: After @R the national anthem, laugh casually, and all the merits will be reduced to hers

The discovery of the corpse of "fishing without a hook" in a suburban pond, MiNi's misfall into the sewer and burping, and the detention of the shopkeepers are all things that happened when Yan Jiu went to the airport.

Netizens had a heated discussion about this.

[I've heard that many funeral shops are closed. 】

[Smearing Jiu Ye for stealing on the Internet, closing the door, and detaining him for 14 days is still light. 】

[Is detention a prison sentence?] 】

[No, it shouldn't be left on file.] 】

[My second uncle was a soldier, does it affect my imprisonment? 】

[Poof, what the hell is the problem?] 】

[Daily crooked building. 】

["Zero Yuan Purchase" is the end of the whole play. 】

Yan Jiu didn't know what was being said on the Internet, and she was waiting in the waiting hall to watch the video.

Before check-in.

Yan Jiu swiped a video of eating watermelon.

The video only has pictures and text.

The picture is a watermelon with thin skin and flesh that has been cut into many small pieces, and next to the watermelon is a bunch of sticks, with a slightly funny text, which is [one person inserts a piece, not more to eat].

The comments below are also interesting.

[Show off my mouth.] 】

[Repay the favor watermelon, I TM eat and eat! ] 】

[It must be a sand pulp!] Crispy I don't understand! 】

[I still think that crispy melons are the king of melons, and I can burp when I eat sand. 】

【The sand is sweeter.】 】

[Long live the crispy door≧▽≦! 】

Yan Jiu slid past the comments and exited the video.

I don't know if it's the reason for ordering the watermelon video, the videos she sees next are all related to watermelons.

Yan Jiu was attracted by a video of #Z people don't eat watermelon skin#.

In a flash.

The system panel lights up: [Ding!

Inspected to: After the national anthem of R,

Remarks: Quality customers,

Mortality rate: 88%,

Time of death: After the 71st private meeting with his lover,

Hosts are advised to pay attention now! 】

System: [Splitting legs?] 】

Yan Jiu clicked on the video with great interest.

The video is an interview: a singer from country R appears under the microphone of the host.

The female singer looked at the screenshot of the host's mobile phone on the Internet, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile.

"Only people in country Z will waste watermelon like this, and if you eat it like this in our country, you will be called crazy."

"It's a little ridiculous that they didn't know that watermelon rinds were edible."

"Just like my country's netizens said, I also seriously doubt that they really have so many watermelons to eat, and I always feel that they are grandstanding."

"In their country, watermelons may only be eaten by a few people, and it's no wonder that they don't know how to eat melon skins."

Video to this.

The barrage has covered the full screen.

The coverage reaches the point where you can see the faces of the female singer and the host only when the barrage is closed.

["Ridiculous", who is ridiculous! 】

[Is it illegal to eat melon pulp in your country? 】

[I stepped on a horse, cut a melon in half, dig it with a spoon and eat it, I have nothing to eat any skin. 】

[In our country, melon skin is pig feed. 】

[Isn't watermelon rind fed to chickens, ducks and geese?] 】

[Normal people who eat melon skins. 】

[Tsk, it's a bit difficult to let a small island imagine the vastness of country Z. 】

The video quickly came to the middle.

After the female singer, she was asked by the host whether she likes to eat watermelon or not, and what are the pickling methods.

The female singer was very modest: "I will only do more than a dozen methods, unlike the people of country Z, they don't even know that melon peels can be pickled, forget it, let's not be too difficult for them, we must learn to be considerate." ”

There were more comments in the barrage instantly.

[Fuck you considerate.] 】

[Yes, we don't pickle, we only eat melon pulp. 】

[Thank you Grandma Wu for letting me nibble on melons until cool.] 】

[Salute! 】

[In this way, everyone will leave the watermelon peel in the future and mail it to Xiaori to eat, and the postage will be at your own expense. 】

[I'll go through the trash can, collect the watermelon rinds, pickle them and export them.] 】

[I voted for the upstairs project!] 】

At the end of the video, the female singer was asked if she would prepare dinner and after-dinner fruit for her husband.

"My husband and I have always been very affectionate, and we prepare a change of clothes for him every day, and of course meals are also included in it."

See this.

Yan Jiu decisively quit the video, and searched for the female singer's account on the Internet, and paid attention to the one-click double connection of the comments.

[@慢走不送殡葬一条龙V: It is not necessary to see the love of husband and wife, it is recommended to deal with the aftermath immediately. 】

After posting the comment, she swiped it away, and when she looked at it five minutes later, her comment was pushed up as usual.

[Nine Masters cherish words like gold! ] 】

[Isn't this the queen of the R national anthem who said that the people of country Z can't afford to eat melons? ] 】

[Everyone laughs casually, and the merit is subtracted from this queen of songs. 】

[Come out and explain it on a small day, why is the family life of your country's singer not loving~]

[Baga, it's all slander! ] 】

[Yo Yo Yo, I'm still angry. 】

[Rumors, we can't afford to eat melons, we don't have the same knowledge as you, let's tell the truth that you are angry. 】

When there was one more person on Yan Jiu's watchlist, the female singer only knew it later.

Her face was pale and her lips were bloodless.

"What to do!?"

"Is there a way to contact Onmyoji? Yan Jiu is so evil, only the Onmyoji can suppress the evil! ”

The assistant knew that the female singer and her husband were in name only, and she said, "Yukinako, didn't you tell me that your boyfriend is very powerful?" Do you want to contact him first? ”

Yukinako frowned.

His boyfriend does have some tricks and is said to be one of the guests of the He Mao family.

But she hadn't seen her little boyfriend for many years, at least ten years in detail.

But being noticed by Yan Jiu is quite a nightmare, and the only person she can ask for help seems to be her little boyfriend.

She hurriedly tore off the only talisman and got in touch with someone, but the other party told her to stay and wait for him to come back.

Looked at.

The assistant was puzzled: "Do nothing?" ”

Yukinako felt Furi's reply, and breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably: "That's how he replied to me." ”

She believes in her boyfriend.

Surely she will not be abandoned.

And the person who was trusted by Yanako really didn't give up on her, and when he escaped the pursuit of the police in country Z, he didn't forget to reply to his beloved's request for help, trying to make people feel at ease.

"Don't move! Hands up! ”

"You're already doomed!"

The sound of police car sirens came from far and near, and the voices of police officers also reached Ishizawa's ears from far and near.

Ishizawa stood beside the wall where there was no way back, and slowly but elegantly lit a cigarette.

The smell of alcohol and tobacco is intertwined, which makes him not look like a fugitive, but like a rich man pushing a glass and changing a lamp on the wine table, and he does not panic at all when he is aimed at the red dot scope.

The officer raised his gun and shouted, "Hold your head and squat!" ”

The black police uniform shone with the brilliance of justice, which was in stark contrast to Ishizawa.

Shi Zerang said leisurely: "I didn't want to use my trump card, but now it seems that I have to use it." ”

He didn't want to reveal his true identity and methods, but the attention that Yukinako was concerned about forced him to change.

Ishizawa is the most perfect weapon of the Kamo family, and he has been covered up by a magic weapon since he was born.

No one can count him, not even Yan Jiu, but he never thought that Yan Jiu would be counted as the people around him.

The matter that Yukinako was concerned about by Yan Jiu was naturally thought by Shi Zerang to be Yan Jiu's warning.

Yan Jiu is really terrifying!

But ordinary people are not always his opponents.

Shi Zerang threw the cigarette butt outside the wall before disappearing: "Before leaving, let you lose a lot again." ”