The next day, as soon as it was dawn, the firecrackers outside crackled.

There is a custom in Pinggu Village, if you marry a local daughter-in-law, you will get married first, and then you will live in a cave. If you marry a daughter-in-law from another place, you will enter the cave room the first night, and then hold the wedding during the day the next day.

According to the older generation, this is called de-birth. But in fact, I am afraid of poverty, and I am afraid that my daughter-in-law will regret it every minute, and the bride price has been given, and the sooner the cooked rice is, the more assured it is.

"Silly winter! It's time to get up! Outside the door, a clear voice sounded.

As soon as the words fell, the door of the house was slammed open by five or six half-sized hairy dolls in red clothes, and they rushed to the back room and jumped onto the bed with a scream.

Fortunately, Yan Ruohua was woken up by Zhang Xiaodong half an hour ago, and she was already sitting on the edge of the bed neatly dressed. Otherwise, lying on the bed and being jumped like this will be scared.

"Why didn't you tell me today's arrangements last night!" Yan Ruohua glanced at Zhang Xiaodong who was deliberately lying in the quilt complainingly.

She originally thought that she was brought in yesterday, Zhang Xiaodong went to drink with her relatives, and even if the wedding ceremony was over, she didn't expect the big battle to be today.

"If I had told you last night, would you still be able to sleep?" Zhang Xiaodong sneered.

Looking at the nervous look in her expression, Zhang Xiaodong was very satisfied, and what she wanted was her unfamiliar energy.

In his previous life, when he was awakened by the dolls from the quilt after a night of sleep, Yan Ruohua had already woken up there, and he would never forget her glorious eyes at that time......

"Grandma, Grandma! Give the candy! Give the candy! ”

The dolls in the village saw such a good-looking girl for the first time, and they came over one after another and surrounded Yan Ruohua.

Yan Ruohua couldn't understand what these little beans were chattering, and threw a look of help to Zhang Xiaodong again.

But this time, Zhang Xiaodong ignored her.

"Silly winter, ...... Hey, brother-in-law, I got up so early. ”

Following the little beans, a dark-skinned young man walked in with a grin, and when he saw Yan Ruohua sitting on the edge of the bed, he was stunned at first, revealing a restrained expression, and then saw Zhang Xiaodong who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and his expression relaxed.

"Silly winter, what day are you still sleeping today, your daughter-in-law is up, get up and change your clothes!"

As he spoke, he went up directly and lifted the quilt on Zhang Xiaodong's body.

"Uh-huh......"

Zhang Xiaodong also woke up and sat up cooperatively, his sleepy eyes were worried, his expression was a little embarrassed, and he shouted in a loud voice: "Brother Teng! Fuyuko really can't drink it! ”

"Drink a fart, I don't need you to drink today!"

Burst!

Yan Ruohua next to him laughed in his heart, but on the surface, he controlled it very well.

When she woke up this morning, Zhang Xiaodong told her that in addition to telling her that the village was going to hold a wedding for them today, he also told her one more thing.

That is, don't have any interaction with him in front of people all day today. And no matter what kind of behavior he has today, she can't feel strange or funny, and if she can't help it, she can replace it with fear.

So, is he playing dumb?

Yan Ruohua can't understand the dialect, but the pronunciation of "silly" here is quite similar to Mandarin. In addition, since I was brought over by those middle-aged women yesterday, the word "stupid" has appeared frequently. So she felt that Zhang Xiaodong's image in this village for so many years was afraid that she would be a fool.

Although I don't understand why, Yan Ruohua thinks he is very powerful.

But...... Didn't he say that he wanted to go to the outside world, he pretended to be a fool, how could the people in the village let him out?

Xiao Nizi was confused again, and she had a feeling that she had been deceived.

……

Zhang Teng, as the only son of Zhang Xiaodong's second uncle's family, was unlucky today, and was arranged by the prime minister of the wedding, that is, his father, to deal with all the affairs of this fool.

(Prime Minister: refers to the person who plans and arranges large and small affairs in red and white affairs, and is generally served by the immediate family members of the main family)

He pulled his stupid brother who was crying and unwilling to obey from the bed, took out a handful of rock candy crumbles from his pocket by the way, coaxed a few clay dolls who were called by his parents to be happy, and went out together, leaving a sentence before going out: "Brother and sister, I'll take this fool to pick up and pick up first, you don't move here, wait for someone to change your clothes." ”

Yan Ruohua tilted her head, but still didn't understand.

However, Zhang Xiaodong really went out, and she was a little panicked. Less than two minutes later, she panicked even more when the sturdy women who had brought her back yesterday reappeared at the door, and the painful memories of the previous day when they had tied her up in the house began to jump out and attack her.

However, these women were not as vicious as last night, they all had kind smiles on their faces, and without waiting for Yan Ruohua to react, they all stepped forward and took off all her coats, and then quickly put on bright red clothes for her.

Seeing that her hair was messy, the women took out a comb and re-braided her hair, and tied a flower on her head. His face was also coated with alabaster, and his lips were smeared with something made of red ink, revealing an exaggerated and bewitching red.

Originally, Yan Ruohua had a very pure and beautiful face without makeup, but it looked a little nondescript when she made such a fuss.

While cleaning up for her, a woman went to the bed to wipe around, and when she saw the "falling red" on the bed, she hurriedly squeezed her eyebrows and told several other women, and then they looked at Yan Ruohua with more kind eyes, and they were busy touching her hands up and down.

"This girl's ass is so small, and Naiko is not very old, I don't know if the baby she will give birth to in the future will be strong or not."

"Auntie, don't worry. There is no problem with childbirth, the skeleton has not yet grown and pinched, and if you have a few more babies, your butt will naturally be bigger. ”

During this period, Yan Ruohua did not try to resist at all, and was placed around like a puppet.

……

Outside, Zhang Xiaodong was taken to the courtyard by Zhang Teng, and after finding a corner, he also began to change into the clothes of the groom's officer.

While changing, he muttered gibberish, and his eyes kept staring at the room, which made Zhang Teng next to him impatient.

"Silly Dong, you're married, it's time to look like a man. Also, although your daughter-in-law looks quite handsome, her thin body is not popular with us, and she doesn't look like she can work. She can't work, so you'll have to stand up, or the whole family will starve! ”

"Hey, hey, hey." Zhang Xiaodong only cared about smirking.

Zhang Teng looked at his stupid brother, shook his head, and continued to rebutton his crooked shirt one by one, but he couldn't help muttering in his heart: "Yesterday, Uncle Chunlei asked me to bring this fool back with Xiaohuzi, it seems that he is already drunk, he shouldn't be able to do that, how can he look at the strength of his daughter-in-law now, it seems that he was not tired last night." ”

After changing clothes, several villagers walked in from outside carrying long tables and chairs under the command of Zhang Xiaodong's second uncle, Zhang Chunfeng, and stacked a few rows inside, estimated how many people could sit, and felt that it was not enough, and placed a few rows outside the courtyard, which felt that it was almost the same.

It was windy outside the courtyard, and the second uncle shouted to the villagers to bring a few bundles of straw mats and erect them in a circle, and enclose the table to block the wind.

"Second uncle! Brother Teng bullied me! Zhang Xiaodong greeted the second uncle in his own way.

Zhang Chunfeng replied with a kind smile, and then looked at his son, who was asking for help with helpless eyes, with a blank face and a wave of his hand, signaling Zhang Teng to hurry up.

"Butcher Chu is coming!"

I don't know who shouted, there was a sound of pigs chirping outside, and a fat man with a lot of meat pushed a small cart with a board to the gate of the courtyard, and the pig who was not very happy was tied behind the cart.