Chapter 10: You Have No Heart! You're not human!
Su Tang's whole person relaxed, and he was in a good mood with Zhou Huan and Lan Xinle, who were in a bitter face.
The two glared at her fiercely, turned and left.
Su Nan held the fishing net and stopped talking, looking back frequently.
Su Tang only thought that Su Nan was worried about her, and waved her hand and said, "It's okay, don't worry!" β
"Picking up goose eggs, it's very simple~ Squat down, pick it up, it's good!"
The happy Su Tang and Lu Yibai followed the program team to the house of a farmer who raised large geese.
It was a grandfather with a black hat and sallow skin.
Seeing Su Tang smiling, he couldn't see his teeth, and stuffed the small basket into the hands of the two, "Then it will be troublesome for the two of you." β
Su Tang took the basket with both hands, calmly and calmly: "Leave it to us!" β
Lu Yibai behind him also nodded.
Grandpa grinned and nodded repeatedly, "Good boys, all good boys." β
Being praised like this, Su Tang was full of energy and vowed to pick up more eggs!
The two of them walked to the goose shed one after the other, and they listened to the sound of the cavity in the distance.
Su Tang was a little faster and pushed open the door of the shed.
There were hundreds of white-haired and yellow-billed geese in it that turned their heads to look at her at the same timeβ
Su Tang was surprised: "Ah, there are so many geese!" β
The next moment, the goose fluttered its big wings and flew overβ
"Quack!"
Su Tang's eyes were full of clear stupidity, and he stood motionless.
"Huh? Don't squeeze don't squeeze!? tui, hair, shedding, belching? How do you bite! Yes! It hurts! β
"Quack!"
Su Tang covered his stomach that had just been pecked, and his face was pale: "Ahhhh Help me! I'm surrounded by geese!? β
Lu Yibai's face changed, and he hurriedly walked over.
In just two minutes, Su Tang's clothes were dirty, her hair was messy, her steps were unsteady, her eyes were full of panic, she couldn't take care of her image and dignity for a long time, and she shouted at the top of her voice:
"Lu Yibai, help!!"
With a hint of confusion in his eyes, Lu Yibai subconsciously raised his feet and stepped into the goose pen.
The next moment, Lu Yibai fell.
The two looked at each other from a distance of hundreds of geese with fluttering wings.
Goose feathers are flying all over the sky, and the scene is chaotic and touching.
Twenty minutes later, Lu Yibai finally pulled Su Tang and rushed out of the goose shed.
At the moment when the goose was about to rush out, he closed the door with a blank expression.
The goose pounced on the door, "quack, quack!! β
Su Tang covered her ears: "Are they scolding me?" β
"Nope." Lu Yibai's voice was quiet, and he took off the goose feathers on Su Tang's head one by one, "It's a threat." β
Su Tang: "? β
"They said, dare to come in and screw it out for you!"
[Hahahaha, God screwed off his head for you, laughed at me]
[Picking up goose eggs, it's very simple~ Squat down, pick it up, it's good! ] γ
γGoose...... Is it really that scary? γ
[It is known that a big goose is equal to the combat power of an adult man]
The netizens who watched the live broadcast were crazy with laughter.
The cameraman who followed the shooting didn't hold back, and kept popping.
Su Tang stared at the cameraman expressionlessly.
"Isn't it funny? My clothes are dirty, my hair is messy, and I'm screaming from goose bites, isn't that funny? β
The more he talked, the more he couldn't help it, and the camera clicked twice.
Su Sugar: !!
He nodded!
He confessed!
Su Tang's beautiful eyes breathed fire: "Do you know how painful it is to be bitten by a big goose once!" You don't know! You'll just hahaha! You don't have a heart! You're not human! The goose, the goose, the goose, you let us pick up the eggs! Do you want goose eggs? What you want is my life! β
"Hahahaha...... Yes, I'm sorry! Hahaha...... I can't help it, Emma, my stomach hurts......"
Su Tang yelled at the camera.
Netizens watched her scolding while gesturing, and the barrage that was already hahaha suddenly became more intensive.
[Made, Su Tang is so cute! ] γ
[Are you swearing? You obviously want me to die laughing haha]
[Before the live broadcast, I thought Su Tang: It's quite unreasonable to be high. Su Tang after watching the live broadcast: The real sand sculpture is brave with a poisonous tongue]
[Isn't she brave, she is a strange woman who can face hundreds of geese]
[Picking up goose eggs, it's very simple~ Squat down, pick it up, it's good! ] γ
[Such a big goose, you let us pick up the eggs!] Do you want goose eggs? You clearly want my life.]
There is an up master while hahaha, while hanging this clip on Weibo, with only a finished film hahahaha.
Netizens who didn't watch the live broadcast clicked in to take a look-
[This is Su sugar? A man in sportswear with a head full of goose feathers...... Is it really sootrose? γ
[The chickens I laughed at within a radius of ten miles didn't dare to crow, if this was Su Tang's means of whitewashing and setting up people, I admit that I was happy and powdered]
[Cute thinks.]
γ
[Something is wrong upstairs, report it]
Su Tang used to be the daughter of a celebrity, which inevitably made people feel a little distanced.
She didn't bother to explain that she was brainwashed by major marketing accounts and preconceived prejudices against her.
This is the first time she has opened in the three years since she entered the circle.
At first, everyone came with the mentality of watching jokes.
But when you look at it, you find ...... This woman, damn sweet!
Adi watched the fans on Su Tang's Weibo skyrocket again, with mixed tastes.
She thought that Su Tang would be on fire.
Probably because of the beauty.
may become the king of volumes and become the top class because he wants to be strong in his life.
But now the situation is a bit unexpected.
The first wave was because of the poisonous tongue, and the second wave was because of the sand sculptures.
Have the tastes of contemporary netizens been perverted to this extent?
There were disturbances outside, and Su Tang, who handed over his mobile phone, was not clear.
At this time, she was twisting her eyebrows, turning around the goose shed, trying to find a breakthrough.
Lap down...... Oh, and the shed is iron, and it doesn't even have a dog hole.
No, why is she looking for a dog hole?
"Why don't you ......," Lu Yibai proposed, "I'll take some feed to attract their attention, and you can take two and run?" β
Su Tang's eyes lit up, "Good!" β
The two reached a consensus and soon stood in front of the shed again.
Lu Yibai took the goose food and stabilized his mind: "It's open?" β
Su Tang was intimidating, and his legs were very weak, "Wait, wait, I'...... I'm going to drink saliva. β
Five minutes later.
"Open?"
"Go to the toilet."
Ten minutes later.
"You wait outside, I'll get it."
"No way!"
Su Tang took a deep breath, and said on his little face that he looked at death as home, and he was angry dantian-
"Let's go!"
She can't let Lu Yibai shoot hundreds of geese alone!
This time Lu Yibai walked in front, and he first carefully pushed the shed door open a crack-
"Quack!"
More than a dozen yellow goose beaks suddenly rushed out, Lu Yibai immediately presented the feed, and the irritable goose was suddenly pressed the pause button.
Smelling the food, the goose stopped biting, and its swarthy eyes stuck to the basin.
Lu Yibai held the food bowl like this, and carefully led the goose out of the shed door.
[Seriously, I didn't feel so nervous when I saw a famous director in vain]
[He used to be a man who collapsed in front of Tarzan and did not move, until he met - Goose. γ
[Hahaha, why is this style of painting so funny]
Su Tang probed his brain and observed secretly, seeing that the goose's attention was on Lu Yibai, he hurriedly seized the opportunity to find goose eggs in the shed.
Soon she found it.
It was a grass nest with about twenty goose eggs stacked in it.
Su Tang stepped forward quickly and put the goose eggs into the basket one by one.
After taking it all, you should be able to change to a full Han table, right?
This is a half-life!!
Suddenly.
"Quack!!"
Su Tang's body stiffened and slowly turned around.