At noon, there were indeed no people on the road, and there were almost no living creatures in the streets and alleys of the village except for dogs with their tongues open and sticking out their tongues under the shade of the trees, and Ma Xiaole confidently pushed open the courtyard door of Liu Shuying's house.

The yard was very quiet, except for a goose in the hen's pen under the wall, which stretched its neck, and when it saw a stranger coming in, it quacked twice, startling the chickens and ducks that were napping and flapping their wings a few times.

If you want to talk about the expert who can watch the door, in addition to the dog, the goose should be regarded as the second role. The goose of the second stunned family is a powerful master, as long as there is a living person coming in, he will go up and twist it with his mouth, and the general defense is not good, and the buttocks or thighs must leave a green spot. It was because this goose was so powerful that Liu Shuying had to put it in the chicken pen.

Although the goose was put in the chicken pen, Liu Shuying was still very sensitive to its calls, and the two calls just now, she knew that someone was coming because she was unwell and bedridden, so she hurriedly got dressed and got out of bed.

Through the window, Liu Shuying saw that it was Ma Xiaole, and the heart in her chest suddenly mentioned her neck, she subconsciously slapped her chest urgently, touched it a few times repeatedly, and said secretly: "Little things that don't learn well, why did you run over at this time." ”

Liu Shuying hurriedly buttoned the button and walked to the door of the hall.

Ma Xiaole was not polite when he entered the courtyard, and walked straight towards the hall.

Liu Shuying inside the door took a deep breath, didn't speak, pushed the half-blocked door open, and motioned for Ma Xiaole to come in.

Most of the walls in the village are relatively low, not soundproof, not to mention, stepping on a stool can still see everything, Liu Shuying wants Ma Xiaole to come in quickly, so as not to be seen by the neighbors and give birth to some right and wrong.

Ma Xiaole flashed into the house, and immediately became bold, bold and even a little shameless. "Auntie, what happened to you last night? Give me a try. He said.

Where could Liu Shuying stand such a question, her face was flushed, "Ma Xiaole, you can't talk to your aunt like this in the future!" ”

"Okay, no problem." Ma Xiaole raised his eyebrows, "But you have to let me try it once to see if it's useful." ”

"Later, you find a daughter-in-law, just try slowly." Liu Shuying straightened the hair next to her ears, "What are you looking for me?" ”

"Auntie, you're wrong, how can you find a daughter-in-law before you verify that I'm okay?" Ma Xiaole said, "In case it doesn't work, won't it hurt others?" ”

"Then, then why do you have to try it with me?"

"Because you're the best woman in the village." Ma Xiaole said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering, you can do good things to the end!" ”

After Ma Xiaole finished speaking, he hugged Liu Shuying and pushed her towards the back room.

Liu Shuying was a little suffocated, she felt powerless to resist, and she didn't really want to resist. Ma Xiaole's heart was bright, and he didn't say a word.

God makes ghosts, Liu Shuying muttered and didn't struggle, just said repeatedly just this once, and she would never agree again.

In the next period of busy work, Ma Xiaole proved that he was good, but he felt very tired, and he was ready to turn over and take a good rest.

However, at this moment, footsteps suddenly sounded in the courtyard.

Liu Shuying was completely panicked, sat up and pushed Ma Xiaole aside, and whispered complaining: "This damn goose, why is there no sound at all." Xiaole, get under the bed and hide, if people know, I won't be able to live. ”

Ma Xiaole was very clever, rolled out of bed and leaned under the big bed.

Liu Shuying didn't have time to wear anything, hurriedly covered the sheets, and saw that Ma Xiaole's clothes and pants were still at the head of the bed, so she hurriedly grabbed them again and threw them under the bed.

"Sook-young, so-young!" It turned out that Zhao Ruyi was back, no wonder the goose didn't call.

"Hey, why did you come back?" Liu Shuying replied.

Zhao Ruyi came to the back room when he entered the door and asked, "Are you okay?" ”

"What's the matter, what can I do? It's just that the head is a little dizzy, maybe hot. Liu Shuying pretended to be weak and said, "Why did you just leave in the morning and come back?" ”

"There are no classes in the afternoon." Zhao Ruyi swallowed his saliva, "I thought that Lai Shungui would definitely look for you with a dead face, I was afraid that he would do bad things to you." ”

"No matter how big that thing is, I don't believe that he Lai Shungui would do that kind of thing." Liu Shuying yawned, and thought in her heart, she had to quickly support Zhao Ruyi and let Ma Xiaole find a chance to slip away. "Ruyi, Xiaokang has gone to catch shrimp under the South Bridge, you go and take a look, let him come back quickly." She said.

"Let him be caught, it's rare for us to be together." Zhao Ruyi sat on the edge of the bed.

"No, I'm uncomfortable at this moment, wait for the evening, you go and find Xiaokang home first."

"It's fine." Zhao Ruyi stood up, "I'll go find Xiaokang and come back." ”

Zhao Ruyi said, walked to the door, and was about to step out of the door, but at this time, Ma Xiaole under the bed caused trouble again. It turned out that he ate too many soybeans at noon, was flatulent, and always wanted to fart, but he couldn't bear it anymore, and he couldn't help it, so he "sprayed" and let out a loud fart.

This fart looked very thick and confident, Zhao Ruyi was startled, and looked back at Liu Shuying in horror.

Liu Shuying understood in her heart, and quickly reached out and touched her stomach, "Oops, I ate raw soybeans at noon, and my stomach is always bloated." ”

Where would Zhao Ruyi have thought that there would be men farting under the bed? He was convinced of Liu Shuying's words, and couldn't help laughing, "Oh, Shuying, you fart like a man." ”

Liu Shuying's face was flushed when she was said, but she couldn't refute anything, "Let you hurry up and see Xiaokang, he won't have anything to do with him alone." ”

Zhao Ruyi agreed to go out.

Liu Shuying immediately leaned on the edge of the bed and poked her head down, "Xiaole, you are really harmful, what kind of fart are you farting at this time!" ”

"Auntie, where do I want to put it, I really can't hold it back." Ma Xiaole came out from under the bed with an aggrieved face, "Auntie, I have to leave quickly, so as not to be discovered." After saying that, he pulled his feet and ran away.

Liu Shuying didn't say anything, the most important thing was to let Ma Xiaole disappear quickly.

Ma Xiaole ran out of Liu Shuying's house, excited and excited, and couldn't hold back his strength, so he simply didn't eat lunch and went directly to the orchard.

Passing by the South Bridge is inevitable, Ma Xiaole raised his eyes and saw Lai Shungui and Zhao Ruyi standing at the head of the bridge. Lai Shungui held his stomach and crossed his hands on his waist, looking high. The relationship is that when Zhao Ruyi went to find Xiaokang, he was touched by Lai Shungui and was arrested.

"I said Ruyi, you are too uninteresting, I clearly said that it was okay, let your daughter-in-law sleep for me once, it will be evened." Lai Shungui was condescending.

Zhao Ruyi nodded, "Village chief, my daughter-in-law doesn't agree, so I can't help it." It's really not good, it's really not good, I'll give birth to a second child and pay a fine. ”

"Hehe, pay the fine? The village is full of propaganda slogans, I believe you have seen it, now family planning is very tight, don't think that you can have a second child after paying a fine. Lai Shungui pouted and said, "What should you do!" After speaking, Lai Shungui squeezed out some saliva from between his teeth, quenched it fiercely, and raised his legs to leave.

Zhao Ruyi was dumbfounded by this, and grabbed Lai Shungui, "Village chief, don't worry, why can't you do your work slowly?" ”

Lai Shungui stopped proudly, "Ruyi, it's not that I, Lai Shungui, have to sleep with your daughter-in-law, the key is that you my woman first, or where will my face go?" ”

"I, I didn't get your woman......" Zhao Ruyi's voice was very small.

"Nonsense!" Lai Shungui glared, "Anyway, listen well, if your woman doesn't give me a sleep, you don't want to have a second child!" ”

Zhao Ruyi looked at Lai Shungui's face and felt that it was really hateful, but he couldn't help it, the matter of having a second child was very important, so he couldn't annoy Lai Shungui, some things had to be steady.

"Village chief, look at what you said, what is going on?" Zhao Ruyi forced an embarrassed smile on his face, "What did you just say, don't think that you can have a second child by paying a fine?" ”

"Yes, I can cure you!" Lai Shungui became serious, "You are a teacher, you should understand this truth, now that the country has taken family planning as a major matter, do you think it is not serious?" If the fine is light, and if it is heavy, you may be sentenced to a few years Believe it or not?! However, I still have the final say on the severity of the problem! ”

Zhao Ruyi stared at Lai Shungui, a trace of fear appeared on his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, "Village...... Village chief, what do you say you have to help, you see that my family is well-off, and I really don't care for the elderly. ”

Lai Shungui doesn't eat this set, "Okay, Ruyi, I don't have to say anything else, it's still the same sentence, let your woman sleep for me once, and everything can be solved!" ”

Zhao Ruyi was really a little shaken when she heard this, but thinking that Liu Shuying's resolute strength was difficult again, she couldn't help but reach out and scratch her head.

"Brother, you're done scratching your head, it's time to give me a letter, just do it as soon as possible, or I'll regret it, not only will I not take care of you to give birth to a second child, but I will also go to the township police station to accuse you of my woman!"

As soon as Lai Shungui mentioned the word township, Zhao Ruyi was inspired, and he patted his thigh happily and said, "Village chief, there is a way!" ”

Lai Shungui saw Zhao Ruyi smiling, and thought that it was done now, and he would definitely be able to sleep with Liu Shuying in his arms at night. "In the end, it is still Ruyi's brother who is open, and he has a long-term vision. Actually, it's nothing, isn't it just sleeping with your woman? He couldn't help but laugh,

"No, no, no, it's not sleeping with me!" Zhao Ruyi waved his hand again and again.

Lai Shungui's face fell as soon as he saw it, "What's the matter, you regret it so quickly?!" ”

"No, village chief, I said that there is a way, I don't mean that I agree to let you sleep with my woman." Zhao Ruyi explained anxiously, "I'll let you sleep with other women, oh no, it's not a woman, it's a girl, she has never given birth to a child, she is absolutely smart!" ”

When Lai Shungui heard this, his eyes were about to burst out, of course it was good, a girl who had never given birth to a child was not like a fresh bamboo shoot? No matter how good Liu Shuying is, after all, she has given birth to a child, how can she compare to a woman who has never given birth to a child!

"What are you talking about, Ruyi, don't you change your hexagram?" Lai Shungui grabbed Zhao Ruyi's arm, "Who is that girl?" ”

Zhao Ruyi took Lai Shungui's hand away, "Village Chief, are you in a hurry?" I don't know who that girl is! ”

Lai Shungui became angry again when he heard this, raised his hand and said, "Zhao Ruyi, are you playing me again?" Well, you have a kind! ”

"Village chief, look, are you in a hurry again?" Zhao Ruyi smiled, "Listen to me slowly." ”