Chapter 38: The Straw Man

A week later, Jin Duo got married.

The days are very good, find someone to calculate, the twelfth day of the tenth month of the lunar calendar, see double.

The procession to welcome relatives is vast, and it is the first time for Xiaonanzhuang Village. Six cars came, one red, with a body full of flowers, for the bride and groom. The rest are all black, also dressed in red and green, the key is that there are a lot of things brought from the county town in the car, which makes the villagers of Xiaonanzhuang Village look blushing.

The little ones were especially happy because they could pick up a lot of colorful candies, as well as pralines that they had never seen before.

Jin Duo's house happened to be on the side of the street, and the convoy of welcoming relatives was parked on the side of the road, lined up vertically, which was magnificent. The people in the car got down, holding several large firecrackers, and placed them on the side of the street, which was 100 meters long.

Jin Zhu smiled from ear to ear and hurriedly greeted him. Jin Duo hid in the back room, red, she was a little dazed, because she was sad and sad.

Almost all the people in the village came to see the excitement, starting from the older generation, no one in the village has ever married to the county seat, if you don't see this pomp, you will definitely regret it.

When the firecrackers exploded, the army who was the groom stepped out of the red flower cart and, accompanied by Jin Zhu, walked into the courtyard crookedly with flowers in his hand.

The onlookers laughed in their hearts, it turned out that the groom was a lame man, no wonder he wanted to go to the countryside to marry his daughter-in-law, but no one dared to say it, for fear that Jin Zhu would knock out their front teeth if he heard it. Of course, some people think that a cripple is nothing, as long as the middle leg is normal, because the father of the family is an official in the county and is capable.

Jun Jun looked obscene, his eyes were looking around, and he said anxiously: "Jin Zhu, where is Jin Duo?" ”

"In the boudoir." Jin Zhu looked charming, "But you can't go in, according to the rules of our countryside, you wait outside, we will send her out, and then you will pick her up." ”

It seems that the army is quite fond of Jin Duo, according to his usual temper, he doesn't care if he doesn't follow the rules, but now he has a smile on his face, "Okay, okay, I'll wait, wait for my wife to come out of the boudoir wearing red and green space!" ”

The word boudoir really hurt him a little when it came out of the army's mouth. Jin Duo and Ma Xiaole don't know how many times they have been happily clouded and rained, where can they still be called boudoirs.

According to custom, the army entered the main house and sat down around the large table with the best man and the people who came to help the front and back. As the eldest brother, Jin Zhu also took several of his brothers to sit down and accompany the groom to drink high tea.

After drinking the high tea, the army can take Jin Duo away, and from then on, he can become a noble person of the Jin family as a son-in-law.

After ten minutes or so, the high tea was drunk. Under the guidance of Jin Zhu, the army stood in the middle of the courtyard and waited for Jin Duo to come out.

When Jin Duo walked out on the road covered with a big red cloth and sprinkled with wheat straw, the army stared at the pair of jumping things on her chest, and was reluctant to take his eyes off at all, thinking about picking off the red cheongsam.

The army saw that he was dazed, and the best man who came with him poked him in the waist, and when he realized it, he immediately coughed and greeted him with flowers.

Jin Duo took the flowers, and his heart was up and down, jumping hard, as soon as he stepped out of the house, he was really married, and he couldn't turn back even if the sky fell. In fact, Jin Duo didn't have any objection to the army's opinion, they met, it was Jin Zhu who took her to the city to meet them. On that day, the army was dressed in a suit, with a straight tie, and his hair was combed slippery, looking clean and stylish, and he spoke politely and politely. It's just that she is far from being able to treat him as her own man from the bottom of her heart.

With indescribable complicated feelings, Jin Duo walked out of the courtyard gate with flowers in his hand and got into the red float under the traction of the army.

The suona team invited by Jin Zhu suddenly played a more cheerful tune, coupled with the shouts that came to see the excitement, the scene was spectacular.

The convoy of relatives moved slowly, leaving the village with Jin Duo.

As a guest of honor, Jin Zhu took the brothers of the Jin family into the car and went to the county seat to attend the grand wedding banquet.

To reach the county seat, Xiaonanzhuang Village must pass through the river east of the village, and there is a cement slab bridge on the river. The bridge is not very high, but it is the largest bridge in Xiaonanzhuang Village, and people are used to calling it the East Bridge.

The wedding car had not yet reached the East Bridge, and there were already two people waiting on the bridge.

It is said that it is two people, but it is actually one person.

The person is Ma Xiaole, and the other is a straw man wearing a hat.

The straw man was specially made by Ma Xiaole to find someone to tie in the township, and he also proposed to have a leg. At that time, the papyrus tie laughed, saying that it was the first time in so many years that he had encountered a straw man who wanted to tie a leg. In the end, Ma Xiaole also asked him to paste a tall hat, which was two meters tall and dark green.

At this moment, Ma Xiaole leaned on the railing of the bridge, put the one-legged straw man wearing a two-meter-high green hat on the railing of the bridge, and watched the arrival of the welcoming convoy without squinting.

This scene can even be understood by a fool. Ma Xiaole is ridiculing the army for being a person with a big green hat.

This is the most effective method that Ma Xiaole thinks, because he can't do anything to Jin Zhu, and only by humiliating the army can he achieve the goal of punishing Jin Zhu.

Ma Xiaole knew that Jin Zhu was stammering with the army, and in front of the army, he was like a dog wagging his tail and begging for food. If the army finds out that he has been deceived and marries a girl who pretends to be a yellow flower, he will definitely not be allowed to have a good life.

However, Ma Xiaole ignored the serious consequences of this move, he thought that no matter what Jin Zhu did, he would beat him half to death, and that was nothing, because whether it was mentally or physically, there had already been one time, he could accept it, so why not have one more time? It's just that he didn't expect that there was another outcome that he couldn't bear the weight, both physically and mentally.

When the red float in which the army was riding passed, he immediately understood it, and immediately became angry, and had the intention to ask the driver to stop and clean up the scene, but he felt that it was inappropriate, so he had to treat it as if he didn't see it. However, he couldn't help it, so he rolled down the window and poked his head out, and said to Jin Zhu who was sitting in the second car, "Jin Zhu of dog days, how is this going on?" ”

In fact, there was no need for the army to shout, Jin Zhu had already seen it, but he didn't have time to stop it. Now that there was no way back, he got out of the car, let the convoy go first, and stopped at the bend in front to wait for him.

The people who followed behind the convoy to watch the excitement were also stunned, and they vaguely felt that Ma Xiaole was dead this time. A few well-wishers hurriedly ran back to the village to call Ma Changgen.

Of course, Jin Duo also saw all this, she was really anxious and distressed, she could predict what would happen next. But she couldn't come down, and when she came, she didn't know how to call it a thing.

When the convoy walked away, he gritted the golden pillar at the root of his teeth and walked towards Ma Xiaole with blood-red eyes.

Ma Xiaole looked like he was at home, looking at Jin Zhu with triumphant eyes, without saying a word.

"Holy shit, you've lived enough!" Jin Zhu shouted, and then a loud slap was slapped on Ma Xiaole's face.

Ma Xiaole fell to the ground, and the cuckolded one-legged straw man fell under the bridge and floated in the river.

"Jin Zhu, you shit, see how the army cleans you up, you give the broken shoes to the army as a treasure, he will definitely not let you have a good time!" Ma Xiaole got up slowly, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and said to Jin Zhu with a cruel smile.

How could Jin Zhu, who was a fierce man, could stand such stimulation, he rushed over with a cry of "wow" in his mouth, and punched and kicked Ma Xiaole with the strength of milk.

Ma Xiaole was beaten and curled up under the railing of the bridge, seemingly unconscious and unresponsive.

Jin Zhu still refused to give up, and pulled Ma Xiaole up again, leaning against the railing of the bridge.

Ma Xiaole drooped his head and did not react. Jin Zhu raised his fist again and slammed it on his stomach.

In this scene, I can see that the scalps of the villagers are numb, why is this golden pillar so ruthless, Ma Xiaole has fainted, and he is still fighting? Aren't you going to beat people to death?

A few bold villagers stepped forward and persuaded: "Jin Zhu, forget it, stop fighting, you see that Xiaole is almost out of breath." ”

"I'm going to kill him! Beat him to death! This little dog must be tired of life, and now I will fulfill him and let him go to see the king of Yama! Jin Zhu was panting, stopped his hand and shouted to the few people who stepped forward to speak: "You are less verbose, whoever is long-winded again, they will be beaten together, beaten to death!" ”

No one answered, they looked at each other and stopped squeaking.

Fortunately, at this time, Ma Changgen came, holding a flat pole in his hand, and when he saw Ma Xiaole's appearance, he immediately cried, "Jin Zhu, you are a dog, I will fight with you!" After saying that, he pounced on him with a flat pole.

This golden pillar didn't eat the immediate loss, and when he saw that Ma Changgen was coming with a guy, he quickly let go of Ma Xiaole and retreated.

Ma Xiaole staggered and fell.

Ma Changgen felt sorry for Ma Xiaole, put down his flat shoulder and picked him up, pinching and rubbing his temples.

Ma Xiaole opened his eyes in a daze, and when he saw Ma Changgen holding him, a smile appeared on his face, "...... Godfather, Jin Zhu, this dog...... Dog's day, it's good to have him in the future...... It's good-looking. ”

"You stinky boy, don't say it, why are you so disobedient, look at you being beaten like this." Ma Changgen wiped his tears, turned around and grabbed the flat shoulder to teach Jin Zhu a lesson.

Jin Zhu grabbed this gap, already leaned over, and also reached out to grab the flat pole.

was caught by Ma Changgen and Jin Zhu at the same time, and the two fought.

Seeing this, Ma Xiaole struggled to get up, he knew where Ma Changgen was Jin Zhu's opponent? If you are sure to suffer a loss, you must help.

Jin Zhu saw that Ma Xiaole was still standing up, and thought to himself that this guy was going to play with him, and he couldn't let him slow down. So, he pulled the flat pole close to Ma Xiaole, and kicked it violently, just in the middle of his crotch.

Ma Xiaole covered the kicked place without saying a word, and fell to the ground, his face was blue, his lips were purple, his eyes were straight, and he couldn't even breathe, as if he was dead.

When Ma Changgen saw it, he quickly let go of the flat shoulder to look.

Jin Zhu got a flat shoulder now, and he was furious for a while, "Ma Changgen, I will even kill you today, let you go to the Netherworld with the mongrel Xiaole!" After saying that, he picked up the flat pole and smashed it on Ma Changgen's back.

Ma Changgen spat out blood in a "wow" and fell to the ground.