Chapter 75: Affirmed
Wu Yihong decided to fire Chef Jiang and then choose one of the regular workers in the government compound, and if no one wanted to do it, hire a temporary worker. She wrote the approval materials and gave them to Feng Yishan.
Feng Yishan didn't even look at it, but only listened to what she said, then raised his hand and signed, saying that he didn't believe you, who else did Yihong believe.
Not only did these words not make Wu Yihong happy, but she felt pressured, thinking that Feng Yishan believed in her so much, if she and Ma Xiaole were going to make something happen and leaked the news, then wouldn't he be annoyed and embarrassed and make her a failure?
At this time, Wu Yihong was glad that she had not yet had anything substantive with Ma Xiaole, and it seemed that she would have to be more careful in the future. Because of this, she was more eager to test Ji Yuanhua at night, wanting to see if he was harmful behind his back.
It was dark, and the street lamps in the township government compound emitted a faint light that was a little dizzying.
Wu Yihong tiptoed to the office building and stood against a cement pillar at the end of the corridor on the second floor. According to the agreement, Ma Xiaole has closed the door in the office, and specially brought a radio and tuned a talk channel, and the voice of the female host is played from time to time, making it look like a woman talking and laughing in the house.
Sure enough, after a while, a dark shadow crept out of the staircase, came to the door of Ma Xiaole's office, listened attentively, and then walked to the window, hooking his head to find a crack to look in.
Wu Yihong knew that it was Ji Yuanhua as soon as she saw the figure, and she was shocked into a cold sweat at the moment, if it weren't for Ma Xiaole's alertness, it is estimated that something big would happen tonight! Because she had already planned it, she would take advantage of the opportunity to guide Ma Xiaole to write materials in the evening, so she had to really try it with him. If that scene is captured by Ji Yuanhua, it will be dead!
Ma Xiaole in the house is always on high alert, he knows that Ji Yuanhua is in a hurry outside, and he can't see the movement in the house, scratching his heart!
Ma Xiaole heard a little movement on the window, and it was estimated that Ji Yuanhua was pulling the window to see if he could get a sharp edge. He knew that Ji Yuanhua was the most nervous at this time, because he was already weak-hearted, and with his hands pulling the window, his heart was even weaker, and he would definitely lose his soul if he was scared.
"There's a thief outside the window! Catch the thief! Ma Xiaole shouted thunderously in the room.
Ji Yuanhua really messed up, originally he thought about it, if he was discovered, he would pretend to be nothing, saying that he was just passing by in the office, anyway, the two offices were not far away. However, when he was most nervous, he was yelled at by Ma Xiaole like this, and he fled in a hurry, and in a hurry, he hit his head on the corner of the stairs.
Wu Yihong saw Ji Yuanhua running away, and hurriedly came to Ma Xiaole's office, and said in a panic that it was really incredible, Ji Yuanhua actually did this, and then said that it seems that he will have to be careful even when he speaks in the future, and as for other things, he must be even more cautious.
Ma Xiaole said yes, you still have to be careful to make the Wannian ship, no matter what, you have to wait for the opportunity to go out together, it's good if you don't know it, or it's really dangerous.
Wu Yihong nodded again and again and hurriedly left.
Ma Xiaole saw Wu Yihong leaving in a panic, happy, and secretly said that this is too good, Wu Yihong, a woman, is afraid of being exposed, and in the courtyard in the future, there is no need to worry about her entanglement.
Wu Yihong left, Ma Xiaole was indeed happy for a while, but when he looked down and saw the materials on the desk, he frowned again.
"What the hell, what the hell are you writing, empty talk!" Ma Xiaole flipped through a few copies of the so-called material model that Wu Yihong found him to see, and shook his head again and again, "It's not practical, it's not practical, what's 'on the basis of extensive research, after collective discussion and summary', it's too unrealistic, what is this tax matter still researched and discussed, isn't it just me alone." ”
Ma Xiaole angrily threw aside the material and wrote it himself, and the title was called: Peanuts can't be squeezed out of oil.
"The countryside is like a peanut field, the township leaders are like the croppers, the village cadres are like the peanuts that grow in the peanut field, and the village party secretary and the village chief are the two largest and fullest peanuts, although the stomach is full of oil and water, but if you don't squeeze it, you don't get oil, so if you want to get oil and water, you must have the determination and ruthlessness to squeeze peanuts...... Ma Xiaole used the way he was good at playing metaphors, and wrote five or six pieces of paper with enthusiasm.
After writing it, Ma Xiaole read it twice by himself, and felt that it was okay, so he locked the drawer and went back to the dormitory.
Passing by the door of Ji Yuanhua's dormitory, Ma Xiaole found that there was still a light inside, so he coughed deliberately and said to himself: "What a fucking boldness, dare to be a thief in the office building!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the lights in Ji Yuanhua's dormitory went out immediately, and Ma Xiaole smiled.
The next morning, as soon as Ma Xiaole arrived at class, he took the materials he wrote last night and prepared to give them to Feng Yishan. But it was too early, Feng Yishan hadn't come over yet, so he pinched the materials and paced to Wu Yihong's office, and saw Ji Yuanhua's forehead bruised and swollen, and immediately understood why this guy immediately turned off the lights in the room when he heard his voice last night, probably because he was afraid that someone would go in and see his swollen head and blue face, and it was difficult to tell what was going on.
"Yo, Director Ji, what's going on here?" Ji Yuanhua is also the deputy director of the government office, the deputy director who does not do anything, and no one usually regards him as a director, everyone knows that he has a title just for promotion.
"Oh me, I accidentally hit the door." Ji Yuanhua smiled awkwardly, this was the first time he had smiled at Ma Xiaole.
"That's a big deal, I accidentally hit the door and that's it, the speed is fast enough, why is it in such a hurry?" Ma Xiaole laughed, looking like he had fallen into a well, he wanted to tease Ji Yuanhua.
Ji Yuanhua understood Ma Xiaole's intentions, and it was clear that he wanted to show his appearance, so he immediately adjusted his mood and returned to his former arrogance, "Ma Xiaole, what did I do when I hit the door, what do you want to do nagging?" ”
"How can I have time to talk to you, and I have something to say to the big guy." Ma Xiaole said loudly to everyone in the office: "Now you have to pay attention, there are thieves in this office building, there were outside the window when I was writing materials last night, but I opened the door and grabbed that guy, 'snapped' two slaps made his eyes glow, and then 'bang' two kicks down!" ”
Speaking of this, Ma Xiaole looked at Wu Yihong, pursed his lips and smiled, and then looked at Ji Yuanhua, his face was blue and white for a while, and then continued: "That's not all, I stepped forward and stepped on his neck again, and asked him to call me dad, who knows if he yelled and said not to call dad." I thought he was quite backbone, but who knows, he immediately said that he would call grandpa instead of my father. You say that kid, oh no, that grandson, is not born cheap! ”
"I still call grandpa, even if I call my wife, I can't go around, I have to pour and urine on him, and see that he is still lying on the window as a thief!"
"I'm still pouring and urinating, I think I should cramp and peel the skin......"
When it comes to thieves, everyone has a heated discussion with you and me, but Ji Yuanhua has a blushing face and does not speak.
Ma Xiaole still didn't give up, "Of course I won't spare that cheap thief, and said that I would send him to the police station, but he begged bitterly with a handful of snot and tears, and offered to take me to his house to get his daughter-in-law, which is a thank you for not sending him to the public security organ......"
"Nonsense! Nonsense! Ji Yuanhua finally couldn't help it, "Ma Xiaole, you fart!" There's no such thing as you say! ”
Ma Xiaole was not only not angry when he heard this, but smiled instead, "Ji Yuanhua, you said that I fart, there is no such thing, how do you know?" He took two steps forward, and bent down exaggeratedly to look at Ji Yuanhua's swollen forehead, "Yo, Director Ji, couldn't it be that you ...... last night?"
Before he finished speaking, Ma Xiaole smiled and swaggered out of the door.
At this time, Feng Yishan should have arrived at the office and had to give him the materials.
Ma Xiaole left, leaving a group of stammering people in the office. Ji Yuanhua said that there were no three hundred taels of silver here, so wasn't the words they cursed just now aimed at him?
Ji Yuanhua knew that he had leaked his mouth, and he didn't want to blame others, so he just stood up angrily and pushed away the chair and left.
Everyone looked at each other for a few seconds, and they all covered their mouths and laughed. Ji Yuanhua heard the laughter coming from the office, and his eyes were straight with anger, but there was nothing he could do.
Besides, after Ma Xiaole came out, he went to Feng Yishan's office and put the materials in front of him with both hands, "Township Chief Feng, take a look, have there been any modifications?" ”
Feng Yishan took the materials, flipped through them, kept his eyes on them, stared at them for a while, stood up suddenly, and pounded the table with a "tom tom", "This, who the fuck wrote this?!" ”
Ma Xiaole saw that the situation was not good, but there was nothing to prevaricate, so he had to bend down and bow his head and whisper: "Township Chief Feng, I wrote it, if it doesn't work, I'll take it back and change it." At this moment, he made up his mind that he must find a way to let Wu Yihong help, otherwise he really won't be able to pass the test.
"Change what, change!" Feng Yishan laughed and took the materials back into the sofa chair, and sighed incessantly, "It's been so many years, and it's the first time I've seen such a strange report material!" Vivid and witty, it would be great if this kind of report material could be borrowed from the meeting manuscript at the time of the conference, that is, it is 100 pages thick, and it is not tiring to read, and the people listening below will certainly not be sleepy! ”
When Ma Xiaole heard this, his tense nerves relaxed, his waist straightened, and his head was raised, "Township Chief Feng, you have won the award, and you have no experience for the first time, so you want to explain things clearly in an easy-to-understand way, after all, the post is for the people in the village, so it has to be like that." ”
"That's the most important thing, no matter who you are, you want to have such an effect when you look at the material, you write well!" Feng Yishan stood up again and put the materials on the table, "Xiaoma, this matter will be handed over to you, get the documents ready, and quickly distribute them to various villages, and strive to complete the tax indicators before the beginning of spring!" ”
"Done!" Ma Xiaole seemed to have received the holy decree and went away happily, feeling high.
This high mood lasted until he went to work in the afternoon, and after coming out of the dormitory, Ma Xiaole still whistled all the way to the office, and his mouth was not numb.
As soon as I arrived at the bottom of the office building, I heard a noise from the second floor, and when I went up to take a look, it turned out to be Chef Jiang making a fuss in the office, and the target was Wu Yihong.