Chapter 113: Heavenly Leaks
Ma Xiaole was wearing slippers and struggling with his feet, looking at Feng Yishan stupidly.
Feng Yishan seemed to be surprised, and his eyes gradually turned cold when he looked at Ma Xiaole. At this time, Ma Xiaole's heart is constantly heating up.
Ji Yuanhua pinched Ma Xiaole's shoes, with a smile that was about to knock off the Great Seal of Life and Death, slowly turned the shoes over, leaned under the 30-watt incandescent bulb, and carefully examined them.
Feng Yishan finally couldn't help it and walked over.
The smile on Ji Yuanhua's face was a little stiff, he helped the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and moved closer again, the tip of his nose almost touched the sole of his shoe.
The soles of the shoes were nothing but a layer of black cinders.
"Look, I didn't steal the coal from the tea stove." Ma Xiaole said, "I went to fetch two bottles of water, and I didn't take anything else, the cinders stained on the soles of my shoes should have touched the cinders used to burn the boiler, can it be considered theft?" What are you doing so seriously? ”
"I'm not looking at you cinders." Ji Yuanhua threw away his shoes angrily and looked at Feng Yishan in frustration.
Feng Yishan s face smiled, he was happy in the United States, it seems that Wu Yihong and Ma Xiaole really didn't have that kind of thing, and they still had face.
Ma Xiaole saw that Ji Yuanhua threw a shoe and didn't move, so he was disappointed.
After a little hesitation, Ma Xiaole also walked to the window and kicked the other shoe under the bed intentionally or unintentionally.
Such a small action seemed to ignite Ji Yuanhua's infinite hope again, and he bent down to take it again.
"No, what is this!" Ma Xiaole stopped Ji Yuanhua and didn't give it to him.
"There's got to be a problem with this, there's got to be a problem!" Ji Yuanhua shouted excitedly, wanting to bypass Ma Xiaole to get it. However, Ma Xiaole didn't let him succeed and stopped him.
Ma Xiaole's unexpected performance, even Feng Yishan was suspicious. "Ma Xiaole, what's going on, Ji Yuanhua will take a look if he wants to see it."
"No, Township Chief Feng, you can't look at this shoe." Ma Xiaole pretended to be anxious, and beads of sweat oozed from his forehead.
"Why can't you watch it!" Ji Yuanhua felt that his turning point was in this shoe, so he bent down, reached over from Ma Xiaole's leg, and hooked the shoe.
When I turned it over, I was overjoyed to see that there was really a yellow thing stuck to the hollow between the heel and the sole.
"Township Chief Feng, there you have it!" Ji Yuanhua trembled and took his shoes under the light bulb and took a closer look.
"Damn, aren't you too deceitful!" Ma Xiaole took advantage of Ji Yuanhua's inattention and poked him in the back of the head.
Ji Yuanhua's head stretched forward, and the tip of his nose pressed heavily against the yellow gooey thing, staining it a little. But he didn't care about erasing it, and ran to Feng Yishan with his shoes, "Township Chief Feng, look, what is this?!" "He completely placed himself in a state of selflessness.
But Feng Yishan didn't, his sense of taste was still normal. When Ji Yuanhua held his shoes to his face, he clearly smelled an extremely disgusting stench.
Feng Yishan sniffed his nose twice, and his complexion changed suddenly.
"Ji Yuanhua, you!" Feng Yishan pushed Ji Yuanhua's hand away, trembling with anger, and his face was painful, "You are really a fucking psychopath!" ”
The contrast was too great, Ji Yuanhua was stimulated, all his sensory functions were restored, and he smelled a foul smell that made people almost turn their stomachs out.
Stinky!
The smell of stinky for middle-aged and elderly men!
If you want to talk about this and urine, there are also different and some ways to say it. First of all, the smell of children's feces and urine is not big, as the saying goes, "children's urine, glutinous rice soup; Children's, osmanthus fragrant"; Secondly, the smell of feces and urine in women is not as heavy as that of men; Again, men's feces and urine should be the taste of middle-aged and elderly men.
This adult man's feces and urine were specially obtained by Ma Xiaole! During the day, he saw Lao Wang squatting on the fifth thatched pit road, so he went over and picked a little bit and wiped it on the soles of his shoes, because he estimated that Ji Yuanhua would take Feng Yishan to hold the teacher accountable, and he intended to do this to Ji Yuanhua.
"I said I wouldn't see it, you have to watch it!" Ma Xiaole looked at the handful of stinky yellow on Ji Yuanhua's nose, and forced a smile, "I accidentally stepped on the stinky when I went to the thatched house at night, and I didn't know that the immoral one put the at the door!" Before you could wipe it, you guys came over. ”
Ji Yuanhua's lips trembled, and tears swirled in his eyes.
Feng Yishan next to him looked a little unbearable, and the wine he had drunk at night was about to come out, "Ji Yuanhua, you fucking want to eat shit!" Why don't you hurry up and get your nose clean! ”
When Ji Yuanhua heard this, he nodded again and again, "Oh oh." "Raise your sleeves and wipe it.
"You!" Feng Yishan couldn't cry or laugh, "Stupid you!" "He really regretted coming over with Ji Yuanhua, it was a coincidence, he drank some wine at night, and he couldn't hold back when he heard Ji Yuanhua say something, if he stayed in normal times, how could he not follow Ji Yuanhua to catch the traitor! What if you catch it? Is it glorious for yourself?
Regret, really regret! Feng Yishan's eyes changed when he looked at Ji Yuanhua.
Ma Xiaole took a look, well, the timing was just right. At that moment, he put on an uncontrollable anger, took out a cigarette and lit it himself, walked up to Ji Yuanhua, and pointed his fingers, "Ji Yuanhua, you have flattened Township Chief Feng, if you want to help Zhuang Chongxin get Township Chief Feng, you don't have to make this bad move!"
As soon as these words came out, Feng Yishan was stunned, and even Ji Yuanhua was stunned.
"What a daze!" Ma Xiaole shouted and jumped up in front of Ji Yuanhua in a frenzy, "You are making Township Chief Feng ugly!" I know, who gave you this bad idea! ”
Ji Yuanhua had completely lost his arrogance, and said in a down-to-earth manner, "I, what's wrong with me, what a bad idea!" ”
"Talk back!" Ma Xiaole pretended to be a madman and shouted hysterically, "Don't think I don't know, what did you and Secretary Zhuang talk about in the private room behind the cafeteria?" Why do you want to give Township Chief Feng some color to see, so that he will lose face unconsciously. You say, is there such a thing?! ”
The biggest shock caused by these words was Feng Yishan. The struggle between him and Zhuang Chongxin has always been an undercurrent, competing with each other in secret, and hating the roots of his teeth itching, now listening to Ma Xiaole say this, looking at Ji Yuanhua's anger!
Ji Yuanhua is suffering from words, at the bottom of this embarrassment, he was framed by Ma Xiaole like this, and he really couldn't say it for a while.
"Ridiculous! Ridiculous! Feng Yishan really couldn't stand still, roared twice, turned around and left.
As soon as Feng Yishan left, Ma Xiaole hugged his arms and smiled, "Ji Yuanhua, you dare to fucking play yin with me!" This is the end! ”
Ji Yuanhua looked at Ma Xiaole, blinked his eyes, and tears flowed out, "Ma, Ma Xiaole, you remember, I'm not done with you!" ”
"You're not fucking done with me!" Ma Xiaole pretended to lift the water bottle and smash it on Ji Yuanhua's head.
Ji Yuanhua ran out with his head in his hands, "Ma Xiaole, let's see, I'm going to be with you!" ”
"you old thief!" Ma Xiaole chased out, "I'll tell you to finish with me!" ”
Ji Yuanhua disappeared when he went out.
Ma Xiaole shouted: "Ji Yuanhua, you fucking bastard!" I'll you old thief! ”
After scolding, Ma Xiaole stood at the door and breathed a long sigh of relief, lit a cigarette refreshedly, and took a beautiful puff, "Oops, good show!" ”
The insects in the dark night are very loud, and the breath of spring makes them want to move.
Every spring, Ma Xiaole will think of the teacher's words: Spring is coming, and yang energy rises......
"It's really a goddamn yang rising!" Ma Xiaole muttered, "How long has it been here, Wu Yihong has not moved, why can't she hold back her want to make a shot today, and it will cause such a big mess!" But fortunately, there is no danger. He nodded unconsciously, threw away the butt of his cigarette, went back to the house and closed the door and went to sleep.
This night, Ma Xiaole slept soundly, however, this does not mean that everything is calm, what should happen still has to happen, and it can't be avoided.
Feng Yishan really knew that there was a collusion between him Ma Xiaole and Wu Yihong, and it was confirmed!
Speaking of which, Wu Yihong and Mrs. Xia are to blame.
The two of them came back unhurriedly from outside, and they didn't stop talking when they entered the government compound, anyway, Mrs. Xia was counting, and Wu Yihong was pretending to be her grandson to apologize and make a guarantee.
After Feng Yishan came out of Ma Xiaole's dormitory, he couldn't calm down, he didn't want to go home, he wanted to go to the office to stay steady for a while. When he walked to the arch of the courtyard, he heard the voices of Mrs. Xia and Undoubted Hong in front of him, and he was a little embarrassed to think about it, so he hid behind the little dwarf pine next to the door, wanting to wait for them to pass and walk.
In this dodge, Feng Yishan heard the conversation between Mrs. Xia and Wu Yihong, otherwise he wouldn't know the truth in his life.
Mrs. Xia chattered, "I said that you are really, I used to see you so closely, and I didn't delay you to find a man, you said that you were like Township Chief Feng, you can find it, and you can still take care of us something special, but you shouldn't have been, you shouldn't have secretly been with Ma Xiaole again." ”
"I, I'm not confused for a while, mother, I said it, I won't do it in the future, don't say it." Where does Wu Yihong dare to have a little temper, all with his face.
"I said, I made you remember it very much!" Mrs. Xia's tone was ruthless, and Wu Yihong was silent.
Feng Yishan heard these conversations so clearly behind the dwarf pine, and he didn't run away a single word.
Vertigo! This is Feng Yishan's only feeling. Originally, he already believed that there was nothing between Ma Xiaole and Wu Yihong, and he didn't think that in just a few minutes, everything had changed damnly.
Feng Yishan, who was no longer impulsive, hid behind the dwarf pine and didn't make any moves, what Ma Xiaole said just now reminded him that this matter is not glorious, so he has to press and cover it.
Feng Yishan dragged his two heavy legs, and left after Mrs. Xia and Wu Yihong left, climbed into his office, and sat on the sofa, feeling that he was in a huff, but he didn't expect that Ma Xiaole, who he had always been optimistic about, would actually start his own little woman. "Good boy, you've got it!" He slammed the table and stood up with a "whew", "I'll make you look good tomorrow!" ”
For Wu Yihong, Feng Yishan felt that it was enough to use the word vague, and he couldn't explain it, or he couldn't hang it on his face and didn't say it, so he would treat it as nothing. However, he didn't want to cheapen Wu Yihong for nothing, so he gritted his teeth and said: "This second sass, don't think about any benefits from me in the future, I can only let you work for nothing!" ”