The interview date is in the blink of an eye, but there is only one or two days of preparation time, and for Tang Ying who has no recruitment experience at all, it is really a bit of a rush feeling, in the past, recruitment was published online, from the selection of resumes to the meeting, there will be a long period of screening time, that is like this strange recruitment, the interview is about to start, Tang Ying did not even get the interview form.

Early in the morning, she instructed the front desk, and those who came to apply for jobs were brought directly to the large conference room to take a seat. Still not worried about today's arrangement, waiting for Sister Lu, who is in charge of personnel in the company, to come, the two women muttered for a long time, Tang Ying understood, even Sister Lu didn't know, only knew that there was also the company's financial director Li Zenghua who wanted to participate today.

"Sister Lu, but who is responsible for this? Anyway, there must be an interview list, right? What are you asking? What kind of people are recruited, there is no score at all. Tang Ying was stunned.

Sister Lu's name is Lu Tianzi, a middle-aged woman, her fat face and smile are really good, but she persuaded Tang Ying instead: "Look at you in a hurry, we Xie is always a chronic son, he can't raise his eyebrows, he doesn't know how to call people, with my understanding of him, what does he want to do, others will never understand." ”

This is not false, the first place in the business investigation company covered with a veil of mystery is confidentiality, not only to outsiders, but also to the company's internal business scope, the confidentiality process is also quite high.

As soon as she thought of this, Tang Ying felt that she was too anxious, she sat in Sister Lu's office and waited, seeing that the time was up, someone had already arrived in advance, the more time came, the more restless she became, Sister Lu kept looking at her with a smile, and at nine o'clock in the moment, she said inexplicably: "It's almost, it's time for news." ”

"What?" Tang Ying asked in surprise.

"I mean, it's time for news, and usually Mr. Xie doesn't get to the bottom until the last minute. Lu Tianzi smiled and explained: "But even if you know the bottom, you may not be able to guess his intentions, not to mention anything else, just those business investigators we hire every time, I have been in the company for almost six years, and I don't know any of them." ”

I don't even know who is in charge of personnel, let alone Tang Ying, who is in charge of legal affairs, he knows how the business is received, and she never knows how the investigation business in the clouds is completed. This is also one of the bank's trade secrets, and those ubiquitous and pervasive business investigators are the company's cash cows.

"Are we going to recruit this kind of investigator this time?" Tang Ying asked curiously.

"It's unlikely, it's not for that industry, there's no limited work experience, it shouldn't be. Lu Tianzi smiled, the phone rang, judging the fulfillment, she smiled and said, "Look, here it is." ”

As soon as it turned out to be Mr. Xie's phone call, and then Sister Lu remembered it casually, although she arranged to grind, but the final decision was simply solved, and it was solved in a few words, Sister Lu snapped the phone, Tang Ying asked: "Is there a letter this time?"

"Yes, send them all away. Lu Tianzi waved his hand.

"Huh?" Tang Ying was about to faint, seeing that Sister Lu's attitude was not like a joke, she was stunned and asked: "Can't it, it took thousands of dollars, ran for two or three days, and found so many people's information, and you don't want it again?"

"That's right, Mr. Xie asked you to host this interview. Lu Tianzi said with a smile, handed the shorthand to Tang Ying, Tang Ying looked at it, her face became haze for a moment, and she couldn't bear to ask: "It's all sent on the spot?

Yes, this is too unexpected by Tang Ying, even if you clean up and read the whole article on the phone, you can leave a thought for the applicant, this is good, like a funny play.

"It's good to be compassionate, but in our business, compassion is not a compliment. Get ready, Director Li and I will help you sing blackface. Lu Tianzi said.

Tang Ying shook her head, and went out with Lu Tianzi, this thing was done, which made her very depressed.........

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There are always unexpected things every day, such as this recruitment, more than 2,000 pieces of information, and less than 30 people who finally arrived were gathered in a large conference room, all like Grandma Liu's first entry into the Grand View Garden.

That's right, the more formal the company is, the higher the grade, the smaller the hope of hiring.

And it's obviously not compatible, twenty-seven or eight people, more than half of them are overweight, one by one, with two cheeks and two confused eyes, which makes people have to guess whether this is an appearance formed by staying up late for a long time. There are occasionally a few well-dressed people, but the expression looks like a thief, not confident at all, by the way, there are actually three girls, one is too fat, like a silly girl who is at home. One is too small, and it looks like a ******, but there is one who looks like a business woman, but she has a mouth and crooked teeth, which is directly stimulated to try to peep at her male hormone secretion stops.

One word, a bit miserable.

Geng Baolei came the earliest and saw it most clearly, not to mention the recruiting unit, so many people, none of them were eye-catching, either too fat, at least the image was not available, or he had no experience at all, and he didn't even have the least confidence in job hunting.

Oh, there is, another one hurriedly came in, blue shirt, suit pants, bare arms and muscles, dark complexion, and a straight walking posture, which instantly attracted the envious eyes of a dry otaku, and he walked straight to the last row and sat down, wiping his sweat.

"I know you. Geng Baolei moved two seats and sat next to the boy.

Listening to the voice like a girl, it looks like a girl at first glance, but the dress must be a man, Qiu Di was startled, and said unceremoniously: "Don't be close, I don't have that hobby." ”

It's not the first time I've been misunderstood like this, Geng Baolei said with a smile: "I don't either, I really know you, you are a courier, I am in the cooperative business hall in Huifang District, and you have sent flyers and mobile phones." ”

"yes...... Why don't I remember you?" Qiu Di was stunned, sending couriers, there were too many people in contact, I'm afraid no matter how good my memory is, I can't remember it all.

"I'm too ordinary, I don't have you to be a maverick, send us customized flyers, and stride in directly on the four floors of two arms, and the little boss in our business hall is dumbfounded, and I will train us when I turn back...... Ah, look at how other people's children work? Look at you again, this is really grandma's house......" Geng Baolei remembered this interesting story, and relayed it to Qiu Di with a smile. He intuitively told him that this was an open-minded and straightforward northern man, and his honest appearance made people feel very kind at first sight.

"Don't mention it, I'm tired of work, just this animal life, and I brag to others that my company has branches all over the country, and I don't dare to say that I deliver couriers. Qiu Di wiped his sweat and laughed at himself.

Geng Baolei smiled, stretched out his hand and said: "It's the same, I tell others that I am engaged in industries related to high-end communications, and I generally don't tell others that I sell mobile phones...... Meet me, my name is Geng Baolei. ”

"Qiu Di. Qiu Di shook hands, forced each other to see each other, did not dislike each other, this smile must be sincere.

Young people are always so easy to approach, the two whispered a few words, the more they talked, the closer they became, the dare to love was just unemployed to try their luck, dare to see that the grade of the company's company is so high, they don't have too much hope, dare to love is already discussing the future, Qiu Di said, it's really not good to go to other express companies to try their luck, anyway, the threshold of that line is the lowest, the piece salary, and the ability to have money.

was discussing, the last one arrived in a hurry, a tall and thin man, wearing a horizontal plaid T-shirt, panicked into the door, almost tripped and fell, causing the applicant to almost laugh out loud, and then look at the buddy's appearance, the horse's face and garlic nose and the little tiger teeth, too anime temperament, several otaku were stunned by such a creative look, and then ate and laughed.

"San'er, come here. "Qiu Di knows this.

"Yo, Qiu Di? Bao Xiaosan was happy, ran to the last row, sat next to Qiu Di, hugged him, and asked affectionately: "Wow, I haven't seen you for more than half a year, why did you go?"

"I went to Inner Mongolia for a poor trip, and when I came back in April, you were gone. Qiu Di said, turned around to Geng Baolei to prepare an introduction, but Geng Baolei looked at Bao Xiaosan with burning eyes, like that he wanted to eat alive, Bao Xiaosan also recognized Geng Baolei coming, and bit his fingers in shock, so he looked at Qiu Di puzzled, shook his fingers and asked: "Yo? Why do you two look like you two have one leg?"

"There really was. Bao Xiaosan said nervously.

"What's the matter?" Qiu Di asked, Geng Baolei pointed at the goods angrily: "He just messed with our sales yesterday and caused me to stay at the police station for an afternoon." ”

Qiu Di looked at Bao Xiaosan in amazement and asked in surprise: "Okay, San'er, you have long skills, and you have gone to attack the police?" ”

Geng Baolei was amused by this sentence, a few people in the front row looked back, Bao Xiaosanma's face turned red, he explained: "I am also a victim, I want to find a spare job in the Chongwenmen labor market for a few days, a birdman came and asked me if I dare to fight, I thought who was making trouble, of course he dared, he pulled me and Fat Bean and left, who knew that he would find the two of us, Fat Bean didn't dare to get started...... It's not ...... It wasn't until the fight was over that Nima beat the police. ”

"He's just like that, you don't care about him, you say normal people, can you do this? I don't want to think about it, just look for your number of goods for 100 yuan, give 700, it's definitely not good." Qiu Di reprimanded, the words were for Geng Baolei, Geng Baolei laughed, and his anger fell a lot, at this time, Bao Xiaosan was forced to be desperate to apply, obviously worse than him. He said helplessly: "Forget it, I have no enmity with you, hurry up, the police station will definitely arrest you." ”

When Bao Xiaosan heard this, he nodded awe-inspiring and said, "Ah, I know, I'm ready to leave, or brother, I'll give you three hundred yuan." ”

"Gotta have it, whatever. Geng Baolei waved his hand and refused.

It is estimated that Bao Xiaosan was not ready to give it to him, and his hand was not stretched out into his pocket at all, Qiu Di knew what he was, so he glared and asked, "Then you are ready to leave, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to apply. Bao Xiaosan said unhappily.

"You can't even read all the words on the courier list, how should you be hired?" Qiu Di reprimanded in a low voice, and even Geng Baolei was stunned.

There is no worst, only worse, Bao Xiaosan Le Zizi took his mobile phone and asked: "I didn't want to be hired, I received a text message saying that I was honored to inform me of something...... It's the first time I've been honored to take care of the meal, and I thought, I'll be able to take the train again in the evening after eating. There are girls and air conditioners here, which is not as comfortable as on the street. ”

That's a polite phrase from the recruiter, and it's often seen. But just because of the rice management, it is really rare to apply, Geng Baolei looked at Bao Xiaosan so strict and excitedly said the reason, even if he bit his lip, he couldn't hide his smile.

"Talent, absolutely first-class talent. Geng Baolei praised.

"Since ancient times, talents have been jealous, San'er, you can prevent a bad end. It's really rare to see someone like you, a graduate of Peking University, still messing around the streets. Qiu Di reminded.

"What? He graduated from Peking University?" Geng Baolei was startled, it was the highest university in the country, and it was too unreasonable to be down.

Qiu Di explained something to Geng Baolei with his ear, Geng Baolei was so amused that his eyes narrowed into a line, and then looked at Bao Xiaosan, who was smiling, showing two little tiger teeth, and it was estimated that he was not nervous alone. In this way, it will be difficult for you to get angry with him.

At nine o'clock, the door opened, two women and a man paced into the conference room, the recruiter arrived, attracting the applicants to sit upright, and a beautiful woman sitting in the center put on glasses, cleared her throat, and surrounded the audience, and introduced solemnly: "I am Tang Ying, the legal counsel of Harman Business Investigation Company, this is the company's director Lu Tianzi, and this is the company's director Li Zenghua." Today, we will host this recruitment interview. ”

The applause for the application was all around, Tang Ying's debut was very fan, and the girls who applied for the job were directly compared to ugly ducklings, and after she bowed slightly and sat down again, she opened: "Today's interview time is very short, five minutes per person, open, fair, and just, no one has to avoid it...... Let's officially start, the first one: Bao Xiaosan. ”

As soon as this meaningful name came out, the audience burst into laughter, and even the three hosts of recruitment couldn't help but laugh.

Bao Xiaosan responded, standing in front of the three recruiters, he was very uninteresting, staring directly at Tang Ying, Tang Ying, who was originally holding a posture and was very strict, was stared at and blushed.

Director Lu interjected and asked directly, "Introduce yourself." ”

"My surname is Bao Xiaosan, and this name is ambiguous, but when my dad gave me this name, there was no word 'Bao Xiaosan', I really didn't mean it. Bao Xiaosan explained, as if he was afraid of misunderstanding, but the more he explained, the louder the laughter became, he was annoyed, turned his head and said: "What are you laughing at, this name conveys the ideal of all men." ”

Laughing again, the opening was chaotic, Tang Ying said solemnly: "Go directly to the topic, graduate school." ”

"Graduated from Peking University, majoring in engineering mechanics. "Bao Xiaosandao.

One sentence knocked down all the laughter, oh yo, this is a proud college, no wonder it's so maverick. Immediately, the candidates with second- and third-class college diplomas were extremely ashamed.

"Peking University, your resume is ......" Tang Ying flipped through her resume, thinking that she had made a mistake.

"North Henan University, referred to as Peking University. "Bao Xiaosandao.

The three recruiters were dumbfounded, half of the applicants were sprayed, and Qiu Di and Geng Baolei, who knew the answer in the back seat, lowered their heads and smiled.

"Oh, this is a private college, young man, you should be pragmatic, it's not good to be grandstanding. The only male recruiter, Director Li, who is forty years old, said slowly.

Bao Xiaosan refuted sternly: "The private sector is also a college, and the regular one has Class 2B, which is much stronger than that." ”

There was another burst of laughter, so angry that Tang Ying didn't know what to ask, Lu Tianzi was on fire, it was so strange that this kind of Cheng dù was really rare, and after asking a few more words, she waved her hand directly: "Okay, no need to introduce, we know your situation, you can go." ”

Bao Xiaosan was not surprised, but he had other things in mind, and asked expectantly: "Aren't you still in charge of food?"

Laughing again, Lu Tianzi's old face was so angry that he almost fell backwards in one breath, Director Li knew that he had met a very two, and he said politely: "If the road is really far, the company will issue buffet coupons at noon, but now, please wait outside the door." ”

"Oh, that's pretty much it. Bao Xiaosan got the letter and swaggered out, followed by a burst of amusement.

Tang Ying calmed down and exchanged glances with Lu Tianzi, originally feeling a little ashamed in their hearts, but now they don't have it at all, they can't wait to use the most vicious and ruthless words to drive away all those present.

"Next, Sun Huanchao. Lu Tianzi read, and a fat boy in the front row stood in front of the stage.

On a hot day, he was still wearing a suit and tie, and he was introduced, graduated from Northwest Agricultural University, worked experience, and moved flower pots to people in the flower market. When asked about his specialty, he said he would pick up bonsai. Asked him about his understanding of the business investigation industry, he said that he didn't know much, but he would work hard to learn, said in a poignant voice, and sandwiched a poignant love story, actually because his girlfriend was studying in Beijing for graduate school, he chased after him, because of the special reasons of the agricultural major, the employment has been rejected N times.

But this time the result was the same, after the statement, Tang Ying said to him expressionlessly: "I'm sorry, you are not suitable for this job, you can leave...... Next, Hou Hailong. ”

The man originally raised his head in a posture, as if he was suddenly wilted by the frost, step by step, reluctantly went out, several times turned back and seemed to wait for the interviewer's change of mind, but the reality is not fond of a lover, ignore him, go one more, one less competitor.

"Next...... Huang Mingfei. Tang Ying quickly cut through the mess, and cleaned up a bioengineering graduate, this nerd, in her opinion, there is also a role in seeking a job in a small restaurant, or playing a role.

"Next...... Wang Da. Lu Tianzi cleaned up one and sent it away in a minute, this kid has a bit of a big tongue and slurred speech.

"Next...... Zhang Guoqing. "Director Li also sent one, the conditions are good, the age is not a lot, almost thirty years old and still working in the computer city, he feels a pity.

"Next ......"

"Next ......"

One by one, the speed of pulling radishes and throwing them out was sent away, seeing that it was almost halfway, Qiu Di and Geng Baolei glanced at each other, and felt that something was wrong there, but they couldn't tell exactly what was wrong.

"Why do I think this woman's face is hateful. Qiu Di asked Geng Baolei in a low voice.

"It doesn't seem to be for the sake of recruiting people, it's like deliberately finding fault and sending people. We're here for nothing. Geng Baolei whispered, a little depressed.

"It's not in vain, Xiao San said it, and he still cares about the food. Qiu Di's attitude was more optimistic, the two looked at each other and smiled, Geng Baolei asked jokingly: "What do you think this woman looks like?"

"Like a slut. Qiu Di saw that another person was sent away in frustration, and said so.

"It's not accurate, it should be like paying the phone bill, cheap goods. Geng Baolei commented on Tang Yingdao.

Qiu Di covered his mouth and smiled. At this moment, I heard Tang Ying shouting:

"Next...... Hate!"

Qiu Di covered up in a panic and walked to the front desk.........