Chapter 51: The Dark Plane
Honk!
Your teammate Teng Weikai in King's Canyon asked to enter your exclusive room, do you agree?
Agree.
A handsome guy who made Zhang Jie unable to be jealous walked in from the portal, a touch of luster on his white and flawless cheeks flashed one after another, his long hair fluttered casually, wearing a green silk robe, a jade belt tied to his waist, and the handsome Zhang Jie was embarrassed.
The handsome guy first glanced at the table without a trace, boiled eggs, I heard you say that you used to be an ordinary person, I specially came to tell you about the rules in the battlefield of the gods, so as not to suffer when you get it.
If you come over to rub the rice, don't fix those useless ones.
The corners of Yagang's mouth twitched, and he did not hesitate to expose the handsome guy's intentions.
Zhang Jie: ...
Your teammate in King's Canyon, Princess Chirp, asks to enter your exclusive room, do you agree?
Agreed, Zhang Jie had a good impression of this little girl.
A fleshy gas canister walked through the portal. Dressed in an emerald green dress, with a fat round face, and a pale green hair combed with a pot lid, this little girl didn't say hello when she came in, went straight to the table, moved a chair and sat down, shaking a pair of small short legs, braised eggs, braised eggs, I came to see you.
Zhang Jie stroked his forehead with his hand!
I'm not called Braised Egg, my name is Zhang Jie. Little princess, can you call me by my name in the future?
Good little braised eggs.
The little princess stared at the cauldron on the table and replied nonchalantly.
Zhang Jie: ......
Your opponent in King's Canyon, King Lanling, asked to enter your exclusive room, do you agree?
What is this grandson doing?
Inside the portal came a pitch-black... Elf, Zhang Jie is a little unsure, this person is seven or eight points similar to the elf in the movie, a pair of signature ears are close to his head, his whole body is slender, he is wearing a light armor, after coming in, he touches his chest with his hand, respected Blue Star friend, and below is the dark elf Yaoyang from Azeroth Wave City. Greetings, Feibo.
I heard that you were still an ordinary person before you entered the battlefield of the gods, and I came here to explain the rules of the battlefield of the gods to you, so that you don't have to take a little detour in the future.
Listening to this familiar reason, yes, there is another rubbing rice. But stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling person, Zhang Jie clasped his hands into fists and returned the salute, yes, please sit down!
Yaoyang, your skin is still so thick.
Yagang didn't give any face.
I don't know if the dark elves have the function of blushing, but this kid must be very thick-skinned, so he found a chair and sat down.
Your rival in King's Canyon has asked for access to your exclusive room, do you agree?
Agree. I'm about to make up two tables of mahjong, anyway, a lot of this pair of chopsticks.
Another gas canister came in the portal.
The whole body is green, with a high-necked round hat on the head, convex eyes, less than a meter tall, not as tall as the princess, holding a general's belly, but also wearing a tie in a suit and leather shoes, holding a civilized staff, walking and staggering, as funny as you want. Zhang Jie looked left and right, and he really couldn't connect this dwarf with Lu Fengxian, who was killing all sides in the canyon.
After this person came in, his big eyes rolled wildly, he took off his hat and put it on his chest, and bent down to make a standard Western-style greeting gift to Zhang Jie, Distinguished Blue Star friend, I am the Emperor Goblin Prince Maniac from Azeroth, I, I am here to discuss business with you.
You're here to eat.
There is no ambiguity in Yagang's offending of people.
It's okay, hehe, Zhang Jie hugged his fists and returned the salute. Please!
Hey, didn't I just salute?
The dwarf touched his slick green head, dazed.
What? Zhang Jie didn't understand.
Before I came to visit, I deliberately spent a lot of money to buy a set of Blue Star etiquette teaching from the battlefield of the gods, I learned exactly the same thing after studying for a long time, why is your return gift different from what I learned?
Heavily? How much does it weigh?
Zhang Jie was curious.
The little man took out a disc from his pocket, handed it to Zhang Jie, and motioned for him to read it himself.
Zhang Jie looked at the series of numbers on the disc and counted them, 10,000 gold coins.
I, Nima, Great Sage, you are so dark. I ask for half of my hush money or I'll break you.
There is no hush money, do you want to try it?
Zhang Jie: ...
Hehe, you're not wrong about this, but although our Blue Star is not big, it is indeed divided into many countries, and this etiquette is also divided into many kinds.
Ah, I see, when I go back, I will buy all the national etiquette courses of your Blue Star and learn them slowly.
Boy, I advise you not to meddle in your affairs, or you will look good.
Zhang Jie was about to say no, when the voice of the Infinite Saint threat sounded in his ears.
A local tyrant is a local tyrant, anyway, people have money, Zhang Jie doesn't want to offend the wealth fan of Wuji Sage for this matter, so he has to let him be.
Your rival in King's Canyon, Daji, has asked to enter your exclusive room, and if you agree.
Agree.
A beautiful woman wearing a JK student uniform, a melon seed face, and a ponytail walked in through the portal.
Before Zhang Jie could react, Ya Gang whistled, yo yo yo, beauty, you are here, come on, sit here.
The beauty ignored this color batch, lifted the skirt lightly, and bent her waist slightly, Sophie Fei, a fox clan from Azeroth's Little Green Hill, had seen a distinguished Blue Star friend.
Fox clan, it's really a fox spirit, Zhang Jie looked at the two fluffy ears of this beauty, and subconsciously wanted to look behind her ass to see if there was a tail or something, but suddenly thought that this was a bit rude, and hurriedly stopped.
Hehe, Blue Star Zhang Jie, I've seen the girl.
The beauty saw that Zhang Jie looked at her a little strangely, so she turned around, what, little braised egg, is there something wrong with what I am wearing?
Before I came, I spent a lot of money to buy a set of your Blue Star's popular costumes from the Battlefield of the Gods. Is there something wrong?
It's a lot of money again, that great sage, how much did you earn this time?
You have to take care of it. The Great Saint Baba responded to Zhang Jie.
Yes, please sit down.
Zhang Jie dodged.
The fox spirit moved the lotus step lightly, walked in front of Zhang Jie, a faint fragrance blew in, Zhang Jie took a deep breath, felt a little dizzy, and a certain idea of inappropriate for children flashed in his heart.
I'm top, what the hell. Zhang Jie came to his senses instantly, to say that the beautiful Zhang Jie has seen a lot of things in a certain hand, but it is a little unbearable to walk like this vixen, and it is the first time I have seen it.
However, compared to Ya Gang on the table, Zhang Jie is light, and from the two lines of nosebleeds left under his nose, you can know that this bastard has a dirty idea in his heart.
Angela kicked away her embarrassed brother, hehe, Sister Feifei, come on, sit here.
Zhang Jie looked behind the door, hey! No one is there.
Didn't that Hou Yi and Ming Shiyin come?
Ya just got up from the ground, or I said that eldest brother you are the son of this battlefield of the gods, after I came out, I inquired, and those two people did not exist at all.
What do you mean?
It means that those two people are computer people, not real people at all, according to your blue star, they are human machines. The first time you enter the King's Canyon, the battlefield of the gods will arrange two people for you to have machine brush experience, which is really happy.
Zhang Jie: ...
That great sage, is that really the case?
Get out, don't listen to this bastard nonsense, when I was recruited, I really couldn't find someone as superb as these guys, so I temporarily made two of them to come out of the top position, and the Great Sage denied it.
Zhang Jie didn't believe it.
Believe it or not.
Cut.
Little braised eggs, is it okay?
The chirp princess on the table stared at the cauldron that began to smoke white, and shook her little short legs to ask.
It's still early.
Zhang Jie took a look at the heat and began to add seasonings to it.
Are you all students of Kinoshita Gakumiya?
Zhang Jie looked at these people, stared at himself without saying a word, and asked questions.
Hehe, just the four of them are, and a few of us are not for the time being.
The madman pointed at Angela and the others.
Well, that is, in the canyon, my teammates are all students of the Kinoshita Academy, and the opponents are not?
Well, it's not all right, it's about to be the beginning of the school season, and we've passed the recruit trial of the battlefield of the gods, according to the rules of the Jixia School Palace, you can be exempted from the entrance examination, and in a few days, we will also be students of the School Palace.
The vixen Sophie replied to Zhang Jie in a coquettish voice.
As soon as the demon girl spoke, a hint of an island country action movie flashed in front of Zhang Jie's eyes, and he quickly pinched his thigh to avoid making a fool of himself.
Yagang is right, you rake ears I heard that you are very famous in the school palace, or what kind of senior brother, when I come, you still obediently give up this position to me.
The goblin dwarf said proudly to Yagang, who was plugging his nosebleed.
Yo yo yo, Yagang became energetic as soon as he heard this, you are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue, and you don't have to wait until the school palace, when you finish eating hot pot, I will teach you to be a goblin later, old Arthur is very arrogant.
Zhang Jie couldn't understand the confidence of this product, you must know that in the canyon, the crazy demon brother resisted him and Teng Weikai for a long time.
Teng Weikai shook his head, obviously not optimistic about the dwarf, Zhang Jie was even more puzzled, what is this Yagang's ability? Let Teng Weikai, a cold and handsome guy, be so optimistic about him?
Is it okay to marinate eggs?
The chirp shrugged her nose vigorously and inhaled the aroma wafting from the cauldron.
Princess, this is wrong for you, doesn't the Master always teach us? Professional things should be listened to by professional people, and at this dinner table, even if the master comes, you have to listen to the chef, you just wait.
Teng Weikai resisted the urge to lift chopsticks and began to educate his little followers.
Oh! The little nurse sits down obediently, can you hurry up with the braised eggs?
Hey, did the Master say that? is worthy of the master, what he said is so reasonable, and the madman worships it.
Zhang Jie slapped the garlic into garlic paste, sprinkled with chopped green onions, poured in the aged vinegar coriander, mixed a pot of small ingredients, and divided a small bowl for each of these Azeroth turtles.
Everyone listened to Zhang Jie explain to them how to eat hot pot, how long to soak mutton rolls, how long to fish duck intestines, and only need to soak green vegetables...
Well, that's it!
Zhang Jie lifted the lid of the pot, looked at the hot soup in the pot, and signaled that everyone could start.
Yes, the little nurse cheered, picked up the meat roll in front of her and put it in the pot, and then stared at it.
Zhang Jie shook his head and began to add ingredients to the cauldron.
My mine, the little puffer fish jumped up and down in a hurry, signaling Zhang Jie not to forget it.
Zhang Jie took out a small bowl from his schoolbag and put it in front of the little pufferfish, and was about to serve it vegetables. I don't want this little thing's little head to shake like a rattle, it's too small and too small, give me a big one.
Zhang Jie couldn't, so he had to change it to a big bowl.
It's too small, too small, and then I'll get a bigger one.
In the end, Zhang Jie directly gave it a big basin, and this little thing was satisfied.
You Blue Star people are worthy of being famous food masters in all worlds, I didn't expect to break my head, this hot pot was originally eaten like this, Yagang's mouth was stuffed with meat rolls, one hand put meat in his mouth, and the other hand spoon in the pot and pulled it into the bowl.
Brother, pay attention to your appearance, although Angela is very dissatisfied with this embarrassing thing, she is not slow to start.
That's weird, Yagang, haven't you ever eaten hot pot before? Why don't you look like you've never seen the world? How did you cook hot pot when you used to cook it?
Alas, don't mention it, when my brother used to make hot pot, he would put a piece of meat, touch the base, put it in the pot, and let me eat it. Compared to the boiled egg, it's just... Tyrannical creatures.
You still said that I was very happy to eat at that time, and you also said that I made delicious food.
Yagang's disgruntled rebuttal.
Aren't you Azeroth tens of millions of years old, how can a hot pot make you so beautiful? In your long history, no one has invented a few dishes?
Alas, not to mention, we Azeroth have to resist the invasion of demons every day, the living environment is harsh, people are usually busy cultivating, and it would be good for ordinary people to fill their stomachs. How can I have time to study what to eat?
Yes? Every day?
Zhang Jie was shocked, what kind of demons are you fighting against in your tens of millions of years of history?
That's right, our Azeroth happens to coincide with a dark plane space, except for a limited number of main cities with enchantment guards, the dark plane monsters may appear in Azeroth anytime and anywhere, these monsters are innumerable, and they are endlessly killed, so although everyone there is cultivating, they are not very good.
Angela's tone was a little low.
Little sister, don't panic, when I succeed in cultivation, I will kill into the monster's lair and completely eliminate our future troubles in Azeroth.
Ya just happened to be arrogant.
That's right, when I finish my cultivation, I'll accompany you on a trip when the time comes.
Teng Weikai slapped the table, and it was very rare that he did not contradict Yagang.
With me, the dark elf put down his chopsticks with a resolute expression.
How could such a major event that would determine the fate of the whole of Azeroth be without me? The madman raises his claws to show that he has added himself.
The four men set a common goal in life while eating hot pot, and the relationship between them immediately became a lot closer.
Hey, no, it's just a hot pot, why is the whole blood boiling, Zhang Jie is speechless.
I didn't understand the thoughts of these turtles, and at the urging of the little pufferfish, I kept putting vegetables into its big pot.
Speaking of this little thing, Zhang Jie didn't understand it anymore, a little gadget as big as a palm, Zhang Jie added a big pot of hot soup to its big basin according to its requirements, and the little guy swam happily in the hot soup, and kept urging Zhang Jie to pick up vegetables for it.
Delicious, delicious. The little puffer fish is very happy, no matter what Zhang Jie puts in, lamb chops, green vegetables, or duck intestines and chicken legs, it just has a small mouth, so he swallowed it, and poked the round belly of the little puffer fish with the chopsticks in his hand, that little guy, you have eaten so much, you are not afraid of eating it?
Zhang Jie was a little worried.