Chapter 210: Learning Computers
"If you really want to learn, then I'll teach you." Seeing this, Fan Zaoni said, "How to use the computer, I can still do it in practical operation, but I don't have theoretical knowledge and can't cope with the exam, so I came to listen to the class." ”
"Hey, that's good!" Ma Xiaole said, "I just learn how to use it, pay attention to actual combat, and I don't take exams!" ”
And so it was settled. After the training class, Ma Xiaole invited Fan Zaoni to eat hot pot in the shop, and didn't talk about anything else, just about the computer.
Fan Zaoni said that learning a computer is to use, and she must first teach Ma Xiaole the basics, so after eating hot pot, she brought him into the Internet café.
"What is this, what can you learn in an Internet café, toss around!" Ma Xiaole dragged Fan Zaoni's arm and didn't go in.
"You know!" Fan Zaoni said, "Use is the foundation, you get used to it first, start with the game, chat or something, this is called edutainment, and you can learn hard!" ”
When I entered the Internet café, the air was very dirty, and the smell of smoke and sweat was very strong. Fan Zaoni went upstairs and asked for a private room, which was quite refreshing.
"I'll teach you to type first." Fan Zaoni turned on the computer after doing it, "Do you want Wubi or Pinyin?" ”
"What's five?" Ma Xiaole raised his eyebrows, "I don't understand anything about this thing, you can't play with a hundred pens if you give me!" ”
"Bah, corny!" Fan Zaoni said disdainfully, "It's just typing in the order of strokes, what a hundred pens!" ”
"Oh." Ma Xiaole nodded, "I understand, then I'll still play according to pinyin, the strokes will be free, you didn't know when you were in elementary school, just because of the inverted strokes, how many beatings you received!" ”
"Doesn't it work if you can't fight!" Fan Zaoni said, "On the way back, you are still dead, you have to insert strokes upside down when you say anything, and you have to write beautifully, angry teacher!" ”
"Alas, now I finally understand that it is right to listen to the teacher." Ma Xiaole lowered his head and sighed, "Otherwise, I can also be admitted to university." ”
"Okay, you can do it without going to university!" Fan Zaoni said, "Let's start quickly." ”
Ma Xiaole followed Fan Zaoni's guidance, and pounced on the keyboard with ten fingers, which was too clumsy to knock around.
"Ma Xiaole, I didn't expect you to be so stupid!" Fan Zaoni was very anxious, "Each finger controls a few keys, why do you mess around!" ”
Ma Xiaole was also anxious, and when he heard Fan Zaoni's complaints, he was not happy, and replied angrily: "What's wrong with touching it, I didn't touch you!" ”
"Alas, why did this person bite Lu Dongbin!" Fan Zaoni grabbed Ma Xiaole's neck, "Aren't I anxious for you!" ”
Ma Xiaole was pinched, Huo Ran smiled, and his heart was opened, "I, I'm not also worried about myself!" After speaking, he raised his hand and patted Fan Zaoni's leg, "Hehe, Zaoni, let me touch you first, hot hands, and then touch this plate, you will be much more proficient." ”
"Go, go, hurry up and give me a good practice!" Fan Zaoni said, "I'll touch you on the way back." ”
"Hey, that's good!" Ma Xiaole lowered his head with a smile, looked at the keyboard, and tapped his ten fingers awkwardly.
Half an hour later, Fan Zaoni twisted her body and leaned over to take a look, and said, "Xiaole, I'll help you apply for an account and chat with others, so you can practice typing!" ”
Ma Xiaole didn't know anything about this, but after Fan Zaoni's "teaching", he understood.
"The network is amazing!" Ma Xiaole sighed, pointed to the flashing avatar in the dialog box and said, "You said that the south and the south are in the north and the south today, and the call will be connected?" ”
"Of course, the whole world is like that!" Fan Zaoni said, "But I can't completely believe it, maybe a person who claims to be thousands of miles away is actually next to you." ”
"Hehe, hey, the ghost coaxes the ghost, I can't see anyone anyway." Ma Xiaole stared at the screen, "Zaoni, what's the point of just talking to one person, get me a few more." ”
"Okay, that's hard to say." Fan Zaoni pulled Ma Xiaole's mouse and added five or six more crackles, "The ones I added to you are all my friends, don't talk nonsense." ”
"What friends are not friends, I see this online thing very mysteriously, and I can't see it in person." Ma Xiaole said.
"Actually." Fan Zaoni said, "It's the friends I met in the interview, and the leaders." ”
"Okay, I'm not talking nonsense." Ma Xiaole was in a hurry to type and chat, this is really fresh, where can I take care of Fan Zaoni.
Fan Zaoni looked at Ma Xiaole's energy, smiled, and decided to tease him.
Fan Zaoni added her other Q number "big cute" to Ma Xiaole's "optimism".
Big cutie: "Good evening, handsome guy, where are you?" ”
Ma Xiaole took a look, heh, there is also a woman who took the initiative to chat! He hurriedly replied, "In the world!" ”
Big cutie: "Hehe, of course it's in the world, or you'll go to hell?" ”
Optimist: "Little girl, it's so bad to speak!" Beware of not being able to get married! Ma Xiaole knocked these words for a long time.
Big cute: "You're really right, I just didn't get married, and I'm very annoyed!" How is it, are you interested in accompanying me? ”
Ma Xiaole looked at it, hey, this woman is so bold and thick-faced, and immediately turned her head to Fan Zaoni and said, "Zaoni, come and see, there is a woman who has added me, and she still wants me to accompany her!" You don't know her. ”
Fan Zaoni pretended not to know, leaned over to take a look, and said, "Oh, who is this, I don't know either, you can have a good chat with her." ”
Ma Xiaole smiled when he heard it, "It's good if you don't know, then I'm welcome." ”
Next, Ma Xiaole, who was kept in the dark, was teased by Fan Zaoni and burst out of all her emotions and desires.
"Awesome!" Ma Xiaole wiped his sweat, "This dead woman is going to kill me!" ”
Fan Zaoni was so happy in her heart, thinking that you Ma Xiaole is not shrewd, now you are like a fool. But having said that, she is also a little strange, she has been teasing Ma Xiaole for so long, and she has been teased all over the body.
"Xiaole, let's go back." Fan Zaoni turned her head to look at Ma Xiaole, "It's not early, it's not good to go back late, why don't you get home before twelve o'clock." ”
"Okay, that's all for today." Ma Xiaole stood up a little reluctantly and sighed: "This shameful woman is really amazing, she almost killed me!" ”
"What's wrong?" Fan Zaoni asked as she pretended to be surprised.
"That woman, who said that no man is lonely, will wait for me with her legs crossed!" Ma Xiaole touched his forehead, "Waves, too good at waves!" ”
Fan Zaoni was embarrassed when she heard Ma Xiaole talk about the waves for a while, "Okay, don't say it, maybe people are joking with you." ”
"I hope she's joking, otherwise who would dare to marry such a woman as a daughter-in-law!"
"I really haven't seen the sky, I just laugh at the things on the Internet, and take it seriously." Fan Zaoni pulled Ma Xiaole downstairs and left after paying the bill.
On the way, Fan Zaoni was still immersed in the heat in her heart, and Ma Xiaole was of course broken by being teased on the Internet.
Outside the gate of Fan Zaoni's community, in the narrow green belt close to the fence of the community, the two completed a careful deep impact......
After the incident, Ma Xiaole got out of the green belt and went directly back to his residence. Fan Zaoni walked a few dozen meters along the green belt, only to come out of the shadow of the trees, and went home as if nothing happened.
The next day, Ma Xiaole got up in the morning and went out in a hurry, looking for Internet cafes everywhere.
Jin Zhu followed behind and hurriedly, "Martha, what do you say you are doing that, there is nothing to do about the demolition!" ”
"Jin Zhu, don't worry, I'll take a look tomorrow." Ma Xiaole said, "I have a number, don't worry, now I am learning modern knowledge." ”
Jin Zhu was silent after listening to this, and then said for a while: "Martha, do you want me to go over and have a look first?" ”
"No, not at all!" Ma Xiaole waved his hand again and again, "Jin Zhu, why don't you even believe me now?" ”
"No, no, no." Jin Zhu shook his head, "Didn't I want to do something!" ”
"Then don't worry, there is a time for you to contribute." As he spoke, Ma Xiaole stopped, shook his head and walked into an Internet café on the side of the road, "Jin Zhu, come, I'll teach you too, we have to keep up with the pace of the times!" ”
"No, no, no!" Jin Zhu shook his head, "Martha, you spare me, let me go outside." ”
"Okay, there you go." Ma Xiaole sat in front of the computer and swept his hand at Jin Zhu.
Ma Xiaole sat down until the dark shadow in the sky. If Jin Zhu hadn't come to him, he probably wouldn't have known that it was already dark.
Eating dumplings with Jin Zhu at the dumpling restaurant next to him, Ma Xiaole asked Jin Zhu to go back by himself, he went to the Children's Palace again, he made an appointment with Fan Zaoni yesterday, and he went to attend the class today.
Jin Zhu watched Ma Xiaole leave a little depressed, and sighed a little, "Alas, Ma Da, Ma Da, don't go crazy!" ”
Ma Xiaole arrived at the Children's Palace, went straight to the second floor and sat down until the end of the course.
The next procedure was similar to last night, until Ma Xiaole dragged his tired body out of the green belt outside the gate of Fan Zaoni's community.
Early the next morning, Jin Zhu got up and carefully pushed open Ma Xiaole's door.
Ma Xiaole slept soundly, Jin Zhu closed the door again, and after a few circles in the small living room, he said to himself: "God forbid, don't let Martha go to that ghost place again, you have to do business!" ”
"What the hell did I go to?"
Jin Zhu jumped up in fright by this voice, and when he looked back, Ma Xiaole was already standing behind him.
"No, there's nothing to do." Jin Zhu had a smile on his face, very cramped.
"Hey, I really can't see when Jin Zhu is also concerned about business!" Ma Xiaole yawned and said, "Very good, this is good!" Let's get down to business today! ”
After some washing, Ma Xiaole and Jin Zhu went downstairs, drank porridge and ate steamed buns, gobbled up for a while, patted their butts and rushed to the shantytown north of the TV station. When they came to Wei Dongguang's house, Wei Dongguang seemed to be unable to wait.
"Oh, boss, you're here!" Wei Dongguang stumbled and ran out of the broken yard.
"Haven't you been busy with your business, alas, it's a bit difficult, the above still has some opinions on the price I talked to you, the contract matter, we have to wait." Ma Xiaole said unhurriedly.
"Wait, it's okay, you can wait." Wei Dongguang sniffed hard, stepped forward and said, "Do you still have cigarettes?" ”
"Cigarettes?" Ma Xiaole pretended not to understand, "Cigarettes are everywhere, there are more in the store, I'll buy you two boxes?" ”
"No, no, I bought it, that's not good, it's not as good as the one you gave me, that's enough." Wei Dongguang swallowed his saliva and said, "Smoke something else, but it's not fun!" ”
"Hehe, why don't I feel this way?" Ma Xiaole took out a cigarette and handed it over.
Wei Dongguang stretched out his trembling hand and took it, hurriedly stuffed it into his mouth, took out the lighter and lit it.
Ma Xiaole also took one in his mouth, lit it, and took a sip, "Isn't it anything special?" After speaking, he also handed one to the golden pillar.
Wei Dongguang was different, after taking a sip beautifully, he closed his eyes and shook his head, "Yes, yes, that's the taste!" ”