Chapter 231: Online Chat

Ma Xiaole felt that Wan Shunyi was indeed too vicious, and he would do whatever it took to achieve his goal, and he actually broke his legs and hands with Xu Tian, the little boss who had no grudges against him.

"Guan Fei, Wan Shunyi's things will be summed up in two days, then the dog day is definitely a bad person!"

"In two days? Can you wait! Guan Fei said eagerly, "Do you have anything else important?" ”

"Yes, isn't this going on!" Ma Xiaole is desperately trying to add Tan Xiaojuan as a friend.

Guan Fei leaned over and took a look, laughing, "Xiaole, what are you doing, where did you get the girl's Q number?" ”

"It's still a chick." Ma Xiaole said, "Proper girl, in her forties, deputy director of the Construction Bureau, single. ”

"Oh, standard nobleman!" Guan Fei said with a grin, "But you have to be careful, women in their forties have extremely strong desires, just like the sun at noon, ruthless, ordinary men will definitely not be able to stand it, besides, she is still single!" As he spoke, he looked at Tan Xiaojuan's nickname again, "Ahh ”

"Hey, hey." Ma Xiaole smiled treacherously, "What about Shen Xuanna, it's also the noon sun, and she's also a resentful woman with a big dry well!" ”

"You, you treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs." Guan Fei smiled embarrassedly, "Shen Xuanna is different. ”

"Okay Guan Fei, you really have the heart of a villain, what do you think I want to do?" Ma Xiaole said, "It's just to strengthen communication, do you know that my company's future business development will almost depend on her, with her, you can almost get up." ”

"That's easy, I can help you, anyway, I have nothing to do every day, just talk to the female deputy director." Guan Fei patted Ma Xiaole on the shoulder, "In your name!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense." Ma Xiaole said, "Don't make people angry, it will make people look down on us." ”

"How is that possible!" Guan Fei said, "Tell you, no matter how powerful you are, it doesn't matter at all." ”

"You're so absolute?"

"Absolutely, of course." Guan Fei said, "Do you think that the official is not a person?" People have needs! The Internet gives people a lot of flexibility to dance and jump on the moral bottom line, in the form of jokes and seemingly random, to continue to achieve the things that they are usually ashamed to say or dare not say at all. ”

"Everything." Ma Xiaole said with a smile, "Guan Fei, you give me a lesson, it must be easy to understand and explain in simple terms, you can directly say this matter, the Internet has given people a skin, you can try to do bad things with it, don't you have it!" ”

"Hey, hey." Guan Fei tilted his head, "That's pretty much what it means, hey, Xiaole, to be honest, do you want to have a fight with the female deputy director?" ”

Ma Xiaole snapped his eyes and looked at Guan Fei twice, "He is the director!" ”

"Understood!" Guan Fei smiled, "Your side answer is very in place!" So, I'll help you get it, as long as you can talk to her every day, I promise to let her untie your clothes for you within a week! ”

"What's your idea?" Ma Xiaole didn't believe Guan Fei's words, "Don't mess around, if you say something that can't be tempted, then don't tell the truth about my name." ”

Guan Fei smiled, "Don't worry, do you think I'm going to make trouble for you?" ”

"I think it's better to forget it, just let me talk to her slowly." Ma Xiaole thought and said, "Besides, I'm not a person, and contacting feelings is nothing more than convenient work and business." ”

"Looks like you're not going to be able to do it yet." Guan Fei shook his head, "To do things, you must be bold, your steps must be fierce, you are like you who are steady and steady, there is nothing to do, and you are half-dead." ”

"What kind of agitation method to use on me, it's useless, it's better for me to do it myself." Ma Xiaole was unmoved, and said: "According to my guess, as long as Tan Xiaojuan is not on a business trip, she will definitely chat online every night, think about her living alone, no one to talk to, and when it comes to the Internet, everything is another world, you can talk about it as much as you want, talk to whoever you like, talk to whoever you like, talk about it if you are happy, and turn your face if you are unhappy!" ”

"Oh, so it seems that you can still do it, it seems that you don't need my guidance anymore." Guan Fei laughed and walked aside, pretending to no longer care, in fact, he was thinking in his heart that when Ma Xiaole was not in the house, he would find an opportunity to chat with Tan Xiaojuan and touch her situation.

As long as you are prepared, there will always be opportunities.

Two days later, Ma Xiaole went to the company's faΓ§ade room in the evening to hold a meeting with the workers, and by the way, he summarized some things on the small square project, and by the way, he cheered up the workers and gave them some money.

Guan Fei landed on Ma Xiaole's Q, and his nickname was "Spread joy and don't cause trouble".

"It seems that I usually go online every night!" Guan Fei asked, he saw Ma Xiaole chatting with her in the past two nights.

"Playing poker online is also a pastime." Tan Xiaojuan replied.

"What poker to play?"

"Eighty points."

"Is it more wins and fewer losses, or is there more wins and fewer losses?"

"Hehe, what do you say, I'm a master."

When Guan Fei saw this, he grinned, "It's not necessarily a good thing that a woman is a master, it will weaken the femininity." ”

"I would like to hear from above." Tan Xiaojuan spoke.

Guan Fei said that women are what men hurt, care about, and love, and women are masters, which means that she is very strong, and once a woman is strong, how can men still love her, care about her, and love her? The only way is for men to become stronger, but that is very tiring, which will make men so tired that they do not have the strength and interest to love women, and if women lack love, they will not be very feminine, which is equivalent to being weakened.

Tan Xiaojuan obviously agreed with this answer, and asked, "Hehe, how old are you, you should be very experienced to know you like this." ”

Guan Fei smiled secretly and replied, "Does this have anything to do with it?" There is a relationship between knowledge and experience, but it is not a complete relationship, experience can increase understanding, but knowledge does not necessarily have to rely on experience. Live with your heart and think about life with your heart, even if you have little experience, you will know a lot. ”

The two were chatting, and Ma Xiaole came back, with a smell of alcohol, "Guan Fei, you didn't do anything good!" I actually used my Q to chat with Tan Xiaojuan? ”

"Where you haven't done anything good, you just come and take a look." Guan Fei said, "Chatting, sometimes you have to do something in-depth, you have to talk to people's hearts, otherwise you won't be taken seriously." ”

"Come on, come on, let me keep talking!" Ma Xiaole came over and sat down with a wine burp, "I'll drag her Tan Xiaojuan down the river tonight!" ”

"Yo, the wine has strengthened your courage?" Guan Fei lit a cigarette and watched it with interest.

Ma Xiaole briefly looked at the chat history, and smiled, "Guan Fei, you are really a little sour when you speak, and you don't make any real noise!" ”

"What do you mean by real?"

"Wait a minute, you'll know later!" Ma Xiaole stretched his waist and arms, "I'm happy today, I can't just talk!" ”

While speaking, Tan Xiaojuan had already replied, "What you said makes sense, but I still want to know how old you are?" ”

Ma Xiaole touched his mouth and knocked out six words: "How old do you want me to be?" ”

"How did I become how old I want you to be? Will your age change with my hopes? ”

"Yes, it does, but I'm talking about mental age, not actual age."

"I hope you're not big or small, but listening to your tone, it probably won't be too big."

"It's so smart, it's a really smart woman, and a smart woman is scary. Yes, I'm not too big, but I'm never too small. Let's change the subject and don't dwell on age. ”

"Okay, then you say, what's the topic?"

"Judging from the fact that you are often online, your husband must travel a lot, or the two of you are separated. Because under normal circumstances, men are at home, and women are not so immersed in the Internet. ”

"You're cunning!"

"It's not cunning, it's just normal logical analysis. But that aside, you must be very happy. ”

"What's the happiness in this?"

"Little don't win the newlywed, you get together less and leave more, and often win the newlywed, of course you are very happy!"

"Hehe, aren't you happy?"

"I'm probably okay. However, my happiness is not as good as your "little goodbye" sexual blessing. ”

"You can talk a lot, you can be sultry!"

"It's not that you can say it, it's not sultry, it's just telling the truth."

"And what do you think of happiness in life?"

"In fact, happiness is a kind of mentality, that is, a matter of psychological adjustment, there are unsmooth places in life, you can dredge it yourself, you can do this, you will be happy."

"You understand life better, but did you know that some things are not psychological, but a real need, like you are hungry and need to eat, and it is useful for you to adjust your psychology and tell yourself that you are not hungry, not hungry, not hungry?"

"Hehe, that's another way of saying, life needs to be rational, but it can't do without occasional fanaticism, otherwise life is a pool of stagnant water. For example, if you are hungry and have no money to buy something to eat, then steal, but you must steal smartly, quietly, and not let people grab the pigtails. ”

"Well, that makes sense."

"You've complimented you, it's just a feeling." Ma Xiaole didn't want to talk about this topic anymore, and was a little tired from talking, so he asked again: "Are you still playing eighty points?" ”

"Yes, but it's a little annoying, I'll change the game and play backgammon."

"Well, the game is fine, but you have to learn to stick to it in life. In life, the two have lived together for a long time, and no emotional spark is gone, life is like stagnant water, boring, and even a little bored, but can you change the people around you casually? No, people have to take responsibility, not only to play a role in society, but also to play a good role in the family, so we have to learn to be patient. ”

"Makes sense, but I find you've gone a little too far."

"It's a good idea, but let's not talk about it for now, I think what I said should be very reasonable. But then again, if life is really like stagnant water, should we struggle to survive? ”

"Hehe, what's the big argument again?"

"I can't talk about high opinions, it's purely personal opinions. I think that if the environment is allowable, people can still try to experience the scenery outside the track. Just like you, when your husband is on a business trip, even if he doesn't experience the scenery outside the track, he has to find something to do at home alone, or it is not easy to have an accident. ”

"It's easy to get into trouble, what's going on?"