Chapter VIII

1

Zhu Tuantuan came, with a faint smell of Bonicha brand perfume on his body, his short hair had just been dyed, and the one on the right picked the yellow of tobacco leaves, like a rooster's wings.

Zhu Tuantuan changed his slippers and carried a large plastic bag into the living room.

Won't it be a gift-giver, right? Wen Pu stood up, asked with a smile, and at the same time cut off the power of the TV.

Zhu Tuantuan threw the plastic bag in his hand to the coffee table and said, Hmph, it's still beautiful to you, why should I slap you?

Where have you been? Zhu Taotao walked out of the bedroom.

Zhu Tuantuan squinted his eyes, looked Zhu Taotao up and down, and said, Wow, sister, you can't just receive my brother-in-law's public grain, right? Seeing that my sister didn't give a good face, she immediately stopped wasting, and said loosely, where else can I go except to change the street?

Zhu Taotao came over, patted her on the shoulder and asked, don't play mahjong anymore?

Zhu Tuantuan said with a deflated face, I don't know what's going on these days, my hands are smelly, I stink to death, I lose half a day for half a day, I play for a whole day, I lose two and a half days, I don't play sister, it's boring.

Zhu Taotao said in a thin voice, saying that the casino was frustrated, and the love scene was made up.

Zhu Tuantuan waved his hand and said, the men are all abolished for the young lady, and now in addition to the officialdom, shopping malls, casinos, slaughterhouses, how can there be love fields, sister. No, no, no, sister, you have a problem with your values and deviate from the mainstream course.

Zhu Taotao snorted and said, decadent, what about mainstream values, do you know what mainstream values are?

Zhu Tuantuan said nonchalantly that there are no values, which are the mainstream values in today's society.

Zhu Taotao said that she would fart!

Wen Pu was worried that the two sisters would be on the needle to Mai Mang if they continued to talk, so he hurriedly interrupted, picked up the topic of mahjong again, and said, don't play, I see that your hand, can you be honest for a few days?

Zhu Tuantuan glared at Wen Pu, sniffed and said, Well, coffee, it smells good, this little day is enough to live a French and British romance. Hey, I said, comrade-in-law, I've been in for half a year, why don't you get me a cup of coffee for your sister-in-law? Do you treat your sister-in-law and me as part of your family? Tell you brother-in-law, don't, when I come to your house, I am a VIP.

Zhu Taotao glanced at Wen Pu, who shrugged his shoulders with a temperless expression.

Taking advantage of the simplicity to get coffee, Zhu Tuantuan sighed, pointed to the plastic bag he brought, and said, Sister, I was walking around the street just now, and I bought a dress for Tao Tao, and you can send it over when you have time.

Since the family with the vice principal has become two families, the relationship between Zhu Tuantuan and the vice principal has been so stiff, the vice principal does not allow Zhu Tuantuan to see their son Tao Tao, there is no way Zhu Tuantuan every time he buys clothes and shoes for his son, he has to borrow his sister's hand and transfer it to the past, between Zhu Taotao and the vice principal, there is still some room for dialogue.

Alas! My sister looked helpless and didn't say anything.

Zhu Tuantuan stuck out his tongue, lowered his eyebrows and said, sister, don't worry, when I meet the right master, I will marry him.

My sister's ridiculous words made my sister sad and uncomfortable, and said with tears in her eyes, Sister is not difficult for you, Sister just wants you to meet a good man and live a good life with you. A woman, after tossing for a long time, her emotions will age, and no matter how good she meets someone at that time, she is afraid that she will not be able to get a good relationship.

My sister lowered her head, played with the corners of her clothes, and didn't say a word, like a big girl who confessed her mistakes to adults.

My sister bit her lip, she persuaded herself not to cry in her heart, if she cried first-class, her sister would definitely be more sad in her heart, maybe she would cry too.

Wen Pu brought the coffee cup, and felt that the atmosphere was not quite right all of a sudden, so he glanced at Zhu Taotao cautiously, and Zhu Taotao gave him a suggestive look.

Wen Pu comprehended, and said to Zhu Tuantuan, I said sister-in-law, don't be unhappy, if you are unhappy, your sister will think that I recruited you and provoked you, don't wronged me.

Zhu Tuantuan raised his head suddenly, changed into a person, and said with a hippie smile, everyone says that the sister-in-law is half of the brother-in-law, you take my half of that, when did you ever be that?

Wen Pu didn't expect that as soon as the sister-in-law changed her face, the foul words would come up, and she was so fierce, and the seasoning words that were ready to enliven the atmosphere on her lips were suddenly useless, and she looked at Zhu Taotao embarrassedly.

Zhu Taotao smiled bitterly and said, Death, no one loves you, you just toss you, I'll see when you can toss a good man.

Wen Pu took the coffee pot from the electric stove and poured a cup for her sister-in-law.

2

After drinking coffee and chatting, Zhu Tuantuan sighed with emotion and said that he is still a fucking official, and the next husband will find a dog day to be an official! Brother-in-law, I will solemnly assign you the work of pulling the rope and pulling the string.

Wen Pu asked, how many days can you last this feeling?

Zhu Tuantuan said, listen to my brother-in-law, you pay attention to me, from now on, in your office building, there are officials at the level above the ministerial, but if there is a dead wife and a wife, you immediately notify me, and I will try my luck.

Wen Pu said with a stiff face, this matter is difficult, die one or two, I'm afraid it won't be our turn, the leaders of the middle-aged dead wife are all in demand now, and the big girl is buzzing on the ground.

What does the big girl have? Zhu Tuantuan said indifferently, what else does the big girl have besides being tender and tight? Your sister-in-law and I, but the spokesperson of comprehensive strength, don't we pay attention to all-round and multi-angle criss-crossing these years.

Zhu Taotao glanced at her sister and interjected, what kind of mess, you will pretend to be a ghost and be poor and happy, what is the right thing to shake on your lips, and if you come out again, there will be no positive shape. As an official, one day when you want to be an official and want to go crazy, I will give you your brother-in-law, he is at the level and is enough for your standard bottom line.

Wen Pu stuck out his tongue.

Zhu Tuantuan squinted at Wen Pu, and said unhurriedly, Sister Flower, Shuangfeiyan, you have two eyes with one shot, combined audio, brother-in-law, you can endure it, the sea of blessings, don't hurry up and make a snot bubble, let me and my sister take a look.

Wen Pu glanced at Zhu Taotao, looking quite innocent.

Zhu Taotao didn't speak, but seemed to have picked up something cheap, and glanced at Wen Pu with a smile.

Zhu Tuantuan put his two arms above his head, straightened his waist, opened his mouth, yawned a few times, and said sourly or sweetly, except for a careless wife like my sister who became an official, who is rare to be an official? Brother-in-law, what you say from your heart, how many of you officials are transparent good things?

Wen Pu said neither softly nor hard, hey, I said Tuan Tuan, you used to be the leader of the teaching group, you can't take the group leader as dry food, right?

You don't have fun with me! Zhu Tuantuan said, hey, by the way, I remembered one thing, a few days ago I heard someone say that a shameless old bureau-level cadre, who had no way to accumulate money, moved evil thoughts, coaxed their little nanny, and the son of a relative of their family to fake marriage, when the plan was about the same, called and sent invitations everywhere, and the enthusiasm for the operation was more energetic than the promotion of the 08 Beijing Olympic Games, and the result was that more than 140 tables were held, and the money collected, guess how much? Pity that little nanny, not only did she not get a penny of gift money, but also made all kinds of excuses for the old bureau level, and blasted out of the house, it is said that she didn't even pay off the salary for the month, you can talk about how inhumane the old bureau level is. Later, the little nanny was pregnant, and the family led the little nanny to settle the accounts, at the beginning, the old bureau level was not burdened, and the adults of the family wanted to say that it was not in vain, and it was not difficult to judge whether this thing was black or white, and it was a big deal to let our daughter suffer again, give birth to the child to him, and then go to do DNA, and see if the test results were sent to the Ministry of Civil Affairs, or it was more appropriate to hand them over to the Ministry of Public Security. Sister, brother-in-law, it's not that I'm nosy, just this ** black-hearted official, flowery official, can be angry to death, I have the heart to sell some hue, coax the old immortal to bed, and cut off his ** thing.

Hao Lai is a bureau-level leader, or an old bureau-level, tell me about it, is he really so unconscientious? Zhu Taotao asked with an uncertain expression.

Wen Pu responded and said, what Tuan Tuan said is nothing, and there is something more infuriating than what she said. Last year, the little wife of a deputy director of our Jiangsu Bureau raised a Dora dog that died, and guess what? The little wife asked a professional company to handle red and white ceremonies, and held a funeral for Dora Dog, and collected 367,000 for the journey fee paid by all kinds of people to Dora Dog, how about it, ridiculous enough, right?

Zhu Tuantuan was surprised, fire, I'll fuck his uncle!

Zhu Taotao glanced at Wen Pu and asked, what happened later?

Wen Pu took a sip of coffee and said, "Can there be good fruit to eat?" The deputy director pushed it to the end, the stolen money was returned to the public, and the system reported that it stinked.

Zhu Taotao shook her head and said, isn't it just a dog, isn't it too much?

Zhu Tuantuan took over the conversation and said, sister, you can't hear this, that Dora dog is the lover of the deputy director's little wife, and it is called a dog lover abroad, which is not new.

You mean humans and dogs...... Zhu Taotao was stunned all of a sudden.

Zhu Tuantuan said with a smile, if you don't say that women can play now, they can play any tricks.

Zhu Taotao glanced at Wen Pu, and at this time, Wen Pu's gaze was stopping on a Chinese painting on the opposite wall.

When this topic is talked about, there is almost no taste, Zhu Tuantuan's body softened, as if his muscles and bones had aged all of a sudden. In the past, when she lost interest in something or someone, she was like this.

Zhu Taotao saw that Wen Pu and her sister were silent, so she wanted to talk about the topic of dog lovers again, so she muttered a guided sentence, interesting, there are dog lovers in China.

Zhu Tuantuan ahhh

3

Regarding the issue of children, Zhu Tuantuan has asked many times, and Wen Pu and Zhu Taotao have the same statement every time, that is, they don't have time to have children, and they will think about it when they have time in the future. Zhu Tuantuan has always felt untenable for the two of them, she suspected that Wen Pu had physical defects, and once she secretly asked Zhu Taotao, every time her brother-in-law typed out those things, are they all stinky children? Zhu Taotao twisted it on the inside of her thigh.

Zhu Taotao saw that her sister bypassed the topic of dog lovers, but poked out an old-fashioned topic, and she was a hundred unhappy in her heart, and said angrily, if you want a child and a child, I have told you a hundred times, are you annoyed?

Wen Pu didn't want to interject, so he pretended not to hear.

Zhu Tuantuan didn't feel annoyed, and said with a scholarly expression, Sister, I told you that taking contraceptive pills for a long time has few benefits and many disadvantages, which can easily cause fallopian tube stenosis, and if it is serious, it will be blocked, and when you want to have children in the future, it will be troublesome. Stopped, looked back at Wen Pu and said, brother-in-law, I said you can't make some sacrifices and use condoms? You men, why do you care so much about that film.

Zhu Taotao smiled and said, you have wronged him, your brother-in-law loves me, and he has already made sacrifices.

Wen Pu was a little embarrassed and smiled dryly.

This topic made Zhu Tuantuan excited, and leaned over to ask Wen Pu, hey, brother-in-law, which brand did you use for that thing? Let me tell you brother-in-law, the quality of the giant god is good, the brand goods, including nanotechnology, high-tech products, men with taste and status, are using this brand nowadays, and the giant god can be said to be a hidden symbol of your man's identity and energy.

Wen Pu felt more and more that the fire on his body was burning, and there were many problems in his sexual organs.

Your brother-in-law doesn't use a giant god, he uses a strong posture, and he is quite a powerful brand. Zhu Taotao said exaggeratedly.

Zhu Tuantuan's eyebrows moved, pursed his red lips, glanced at Wen Pu, and said with a smile, strong posture, I've seen it.

Zhu Taotao licked her lips, the corner of her eyes flew a little gentle, her expression was wrong in a trance, she twisted her upper body twice, and said to Zhu Tuantuan in a displeased voice, There is anything else you haven't seen?

Although Wen Pu didn't go to see Zhu Taotao, he still felt the afterglow of Zhu Taotao's flying, which was cold and picky, and his heart suddenly wandered, and there was an indescribable taste, and it was inconvenient to talk nonsense, after all, the connotation of the topic of condoms was not easy to grasp.

Zhu Tuantuan, who was open-mouthed, realized something when he saw the family affection on his sister's face withdrawn, flashed the topic of children and contraceptive pill condoms, coughed, and asked with a big grin which one invited her out to dinner at night?

When it came to eating, Zhu Taotao's face got better again, Jiao Didi pointed at Wen Pu and said, which one do you say, the chief's secretary, Tuan Tuan, what do you want to eat?

Zhu Tuantuan said that he was eating, but he wanted to avoid something, and if he really asked her what to eat, she had no appetite, and said lazily, it was enough to eat a piece of baked white potato.

Zhu Taotao turned around, pinched her sister's nose and said, roast white potatoes, roast your nose, you can't hurt oily water, just give you a nest of pickles.

Zhu Tuantuan fell backwards, and said in a hurt tone, there is no love anyway, and everything you eat is not a clear soup with little water!

Before Zhu Tuantuan's voice landed, the mobile phone rang, and he was immediately excited after answering, and said Wait for me, I'll go over immediately. When I collected the mobile phone, the person had already gone out, and turned around and said, ha, this sister-in-law won't play with you anymore, go to find a man to discharge, you can play whatever you like, it's none of my business. Ah, by the way, sister, don't forget to send something to Tao Tao, bye-bye!

Not long after Zhu Tuantuan left, Zhu Taotao asked Wen Pu with a lot of energy, a woman like Tuan Tuan, let you do it in vain, will you her?

Husband and wife are looking for gossip, acting awkward on their faces, and sharing beds for three or two days, this is all commonplace, Wen Pu and Zhu Taotao often flash each other back to back, but every time they make a fuss, they always can't get any substantive results, and they are still far from their muscles and bones. In dealing with family conflicts, they are not like some couples, because of a big fart, the mouth is the Yangtze River, the Yellow River, Qinghai Lake, pouring cold water and dirty water on each other's heads, living in black and white in an atmosphere of sneezing and cold, headache and fever, this kind of Iraq, Afghanistan, Haiti, Congo (DRC) style war has been going on for a long time, and it is easy to make people too wronged, too cold, too numb, too powerless, until they don't know what else is worth loving, hurting, kissing, and thinking about it. Not to mention that husband and wife are the biggest enemies in the past life in this world.

However, Wen Pu felt that some of Zhu Taotao's words today were not said to be impersonal, and he was cold and swishing, which made his heart either chuckle or fall empty. He thought she was so moody, what was pressed under his heart? In her eyes, her sister is really a? And she's also an unreliable dog who is suspected of her sister at any time? Thinking of this, his body was cold, and he subconsciously looked at Zhu Taotao's face.

On Zhu Taotao's face, there was no strange expression, but her eyes were strange.

Wen Pu didn't know how to answer her question, no matter how he pondered, he thought that the topic of being a sister-in-law was not a topic that could be joked about casually, and at the same time, he also felt that Zhu Taotao's heart was gradually moving away from him, and it had become a small and small doubt, and it had become a layer of separation that was not thin or thick.

When the simple and unhappy gaze fell on Zhu Taotao's face again, Zhu Taotao smiled softly and said, What's wrong with you, husband? I just asked casually, don't take it to heart.

Wen Pu felt teased by her again at this time, and felt extremely uncomfortable.

Loving couples can't withstand blows, and the more blessed a woman is, the more cowardly she is. Wen Pu remembered what the writer Yu Zhuo said in a TV interview, and couldn't help but feel pimples in his heart, as if a swarm of ants were crawling by.