Chapter 20: Gollum's Present Life
Seeing that this second fool was dragged by Xixi to drink the river water and make provocative remarks, Xing'er was not angry at all and pulled Miao Miao to sit on the big stone next to him, staring at him with interest.
Seeing Xing'er sitting there speechless, Cedes thought that he had the upper hand, so he continued to denounce with a little smug expression with a slight smugness.
"Brother Xinger, I didn't mean to educate you, but we did bring our children, not only Miao Miao is here, Lily and Angus are also here, even if we think about it for the sake of the cubs, we can't talk nonsense at will, right? Don't worry about me. ”
"You continue~"
Although he was a little surprised that Xinger was so good at talking today and didn't go back directly, Cedes's vanity still prevailed, so he educated him sentence after sentence.
Xixi looked at Xing'er's attitude and seemed to be keenly aware of something, so she didn't stand by and watch coldly, but took Lily's hand and took the initiative to say hello.
"The two of us haven't picked up too much to eat, so let's go look for ingredients first, you guys can rest here for a while, let's go first~"
She's not the kind of idiot like Cedes who cocks her tail as soon as she sticks to a little sweetness!
Who is Xing'er? How could this kind of big young master endure being stepped on by others in his face!
So his silence for a moment must be problematic.
Maybe this hidden fire on Sedus's body will have to burn in a moment!
So she had better stay here so as not to get burned for a while......
Seeing that Sissy slipped away with the oil on the soles of Lily's feet, there was a faint look of disappointment in Xing'er's eyes.
The young master originally wanted to teach this shameless broken snake to be a beast! As a result, I didn't expect her to be a long-brained person, so she just made excuses and slipped away, hum......
This account with the snake clan. Sooner or later, there will be a chance to come back!
At this time, because of Xinger's non-reply, the barrage also ushered in another small climax.
[How?] Illiterate people have been slapped in the face! I was still there educating the big guy just now, but now I was poked by our family Edus, this person can really pretend! 】
[But isn't it, there are a lot of underage cubs in our live broadcast room, he teaches so blindly, doesn't that delay other children's learning! ] 】
[But I think what he said also has some truth, huh? This is the wilderness, and there is no place where the orc army headquarters is stationed, so there's nothing wrong with being careful......]
[You, a fan of Xinger, don't pretend to be a passer-by and speak justice, okay! ] Pi Du Pi is not good, who are you teaching here? It's really powdered and steamed! 】
[Yes, if you say something wrong, you have to have the courage to admit your mistake, he now thinks that sitting here without saying a word will be over, if it weren't for our Ceides showing up in time, how many bad cubs would he have to teach, can this result be affordable!] 】
[This passerby is indeed a little unbearable, you don't have to rise like this, right...... Even if someone says something wrong, it's for the good of the cubs, be careful if there's anything wrong! 】
……
When the barrage is noisy, suddenly!
Suddenly there was a gurgling sound in the picture?
The audience instantly stopped their hands that were frantically tapping on the virtual keyboard of the Star Network and stared at the screen.
Then they saw that Eddes was frowning, biting his lower lip, and his two fists were pressed tightly against his lower abdomen, and the gurgling sound came from his stomach!
"What's the matter, Half-Wolf Clan Teacher? Do you have anything uncomfortable about. ”
Looking at the other party's painful appearance of clamping his legs, the corners of Xing'er's mouth couldn't help but pull out a proud smile, and his face was full of self-satisfaction.
Deserve! So that you don't listen to the young master.
Young Master Ben is not persuaded by everyone, since I said it, it must make sense, don't you listen? Now you deserve to be unlucky!
Edus's thighs were clenched inward, and he didn't even dare to breathe as he looked at Xing'er and asked in a low voice.
"Do you have a portable toilet? I ......"
"Yes, but I don't want to use it for you, Young Master Ben doesn't have the habit of sharing a toilet with others."
Before the other party could finish speaking, Xinger directly stubbled back the conversation, and then asked rhetorically.
"What? You, a peerless good brother, took his cubs out into the wild, and didn't even bring a portable toilet? ”
Cedes: ......
You have to poke me in front of the camera, right?
If I brought it, did I just ask you? Don't you give any face at all?!
"I really have a stomachache, can you ......"
"I can't."
The mermaid is a race that loves beauty and has a heavy habit of cleanliness, and Xing'er didn't want to think about it, so he rejected Edus again.
Shared toilets?
Even if you call me dad today, I can't recognize your son and let you use my toilet!
Cedes's face turned white at this moment, and his thighs were clamped very hard, and he didn't dare to be deflated at all.
But even if he was in such a hurry, he didn't forget to curse wildly in his heart!
Your mother's star is waiting for Lao Tzu, let's settle it here, deliberately tricked me, let me show such a big ugliness in front of the camera, and don't let me go to the toilet, I will settle this account with you sooner or later......
"Gollum ......"
Before he could finish scolding in his heart, there was another extreme colic pain in his stomach!
The barrage was simply stunned at this moment, what kind of god development is this!
Just now, they were obviously denouncing Xing'er for saying something wrong, but now this river is working?
So fast?!
Sedes' fans drowned, refusing to speak again.
And the passers-by who had just been scolded ate melon noodles, and at this time they really all started to line up and launched hahaha!
Even the fans of several other groups of guests have started to eat melons!
It's really not that they want to pull hatred for their own family, but the main thing is that they can't hold it back!
Cedes's stomach is still gurgling to accompany it, who would have thought that watching variety shows could have such a god development, hahahaha!
If you can hold back this laughter, you can simply become the commander of the First Fleet, hahahahahahaha!
"I suggest that you send a signal to the program team now and ask them to come and save you, otherwise you will have to perform the whole process of a natural orc live broadcast in a while~"
Xing'er kindly sent out a reminder, and then pinched his little nose mockingly.
"Our family is a female orc, it's inconvenient to stay here, let's go first, remember to send me a news network message to tell me if you have succeeded in rescue, after all, we are good friends who participated in the show together~"
Xing'er held back a wicked smile, picked up Miao Miao and turned around and left here, behind him, the gurgling sound was still ringing......