Chapter 7: Licensed Killers!
Brooklyn, small restaurants,
Lu Yan sat leisurely at the dining table, fork rolling pasta,
After taking a bite, Lu Yan couldn't help frowning and said, "Han, next time you don't follow my method of making pasta, I'll slaughter your leg and make you a dwarf!" ”
"Dude, can't you use your cooking skills to demand everyone?"
Looking at Lu Yan helplessly, Li Han was also very aggrieved,
If he hadn't known that Lu Yan's cooking skills were very good, he would probably rush up and jump up and hit Lu Yan's knee!
"That's right!"
Shrugging his shoulders, Lu Yan agreed very much with Li Han's words,
But at this moment, an extremely bewitching and sexy girl walked in outside the door and said, "Hey, I want to ask, is there still a signboard waiter here?" ”
"Oh my God, she's so sexy!"
Earl watched Max appear, and his eyes lit up,
If everyone didn't know that he was over 70 years old, they would probably think he was an old "pervert" wolf!
"Very good indeed!"
Looking at the young Max, Lu Yan also praised him,
After all, just her car headlights are white enough and big enough, which can be called a stunner!
"Apply? It just so happens that I've got a waiter here, but if you help me get that troublesome guy out of it! ”
Coming to Max, Li Han couldn't help but wink at her and gestured to Lu Yan's direction,
Hearing this, Max was a little puzzled and said, "Is that guy difficult?" ”
"It's very difficult, and every time I get angry, I want to jump up and beat him! Although I am a civilized person! ”
With a smile on his face, Li Han couldn't help but shrug his shoulders,
"Don't worry, just leave this kind of thing to me!"
Giving a thumbs up to Li Han, Max said that it was no problem to get Lu Yan out.
"Hey sir, may I ask what service you need?"
Walking up to Lu Yan with a smile on his face, Max showed a kind smile,
Taking out his wallet, Lu Yan took out a hundred dollars and put it on the table and said, "Shut up, and wait for me to finish the pasta!" ”
"Yes, sir, no problem at all!"
Suddenly seeing a hundred dollars, Max hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice,
Eating pasta leisurely, Lu Yan looked at Max and said, "You look hungry!" Haven't eaten? ”
"Sir, I've eaten it!"
Hearing Lu Yan's inquiry, Max hurriedly suppressed the hunger in his stomach and replied,
But at this moment, a certain voice sounded out at an inopportune time, and it was obviously Max's stomach protesting!
Looking at Lu Yan embarrassedly, Max covered his stomach and smiled,
"Hey, Han, I'm getting me a piece of pasta, this time according to my approach!"
Looking at the embarrassed Max, Lu Yan opened his mouth indifferently,
"No problem, man!"
Thumbs up to Max, Li Han didn't expect that she could actually calm down the prickly Lu Yan,
It's just amazing,
But for Lu Yan, filling his stomach is just a daily routine, how can it be important to appreciate beautiful women!
Isn't Max better looking than Li Han?
How can he have so much effort to pick thorns, it's not because Li Han is so stupid that he can't make pasta that satisfies Lu Yan after teaching him a few times!
Fortunately, Lu Yan has a good temper, otherwise he would have sent Li Han to see God a long time ago!
Li Han: Killing people for pasta, right? Man!
Not long after, when Li Han came over with pasta and put it in front of Max, I saw her quite embarrassed and said, "That, I don't have any money on me!" ”
"The tip on the table is enough to pay for this plate of pasta that looks like less than three dollars!"
With a disgusted face, Lu Yan didn't save face for Li Han at all,
Looking at Lu Yan embarrassedly, Li Han couldn't help but shrug his shoulders and said, "See, sometimes you really want to beat him!" ”
As he spoke, Li Han turned around and said with a smile: "It's a staff meal!" ”
Hearing this, Max picked up his fork and began to eat pasta,
After trying it for the first time, Max's eyes couldn't help but light up and said, "Well, it tastes great, doesn't it?" ”
Looking at Max, Lu Yan sneered: "You can just think it's delicious!" ”
Ordered a bottle of red wine, Lu Yan chatted with Max,
In Lu Yan's inquiry, Max told his past,
She was born poor, and her mother ran away with Max's ex-boyfriend after she raised her
Well, what a surprising story!
Just as the two were talking, Li Han stepped forward and said, "By the way, Lu Yan, are you from the Tang Dynasty?" What does it do? ”
"You guessed it, I'm a Tang man, but I have a very special job, and I'm a licensed killer!"
Explaining with a smile, Lu Yan didn't care at all about the stunned gazes of Li Han, Max and the others,
"Oh my God? Are you kidding? Killers with licenses, is there such a cool job in the world? ”
Looking at Lu Yan in surprise, Max and Li Han's eyes lit up,
Seeing the expressions of the two, Lu Yan felt that they must be thinking that they were lying.
Well, you really can't look at this group of people with normal people's thinking!
"Bang!"
The door was kicked open,
Just as a few mud brothers rushed in, kicked their weapons in their hands and yelled: "Hey, weak bastards, now I'm lying on the ground, it's robbery time!" ”
But just as Brother Ni finished speaking, Lu Yan turned his head and said, "Do you know? The thing I hate the most is being disturbed at mealtime, especially you who don't know how to educate! ”
His eyes were filled with cold light, and Lu Yan slowly got up,
"Hey, dude, calm down, they have guns in their hands."
Seeing that Lu Yan was so impulsive, Li Han couldn't help but speak,
But in the next moment, several mud brothers fell directly to the ground,
Everyone didn't even see how Lu Yan made a move.
"My hands!"
Holding his broken arm, Brother Ni wailed and screamed,
After half an hour, the police "quickly" arrived at the scene.
When they saw Brother Mu on the ground, who had been beaten to a deformation, they walked directly to Lu Yan and said, "Man, we need you to go back with us to record a confession!" ”
took out a document, Lu Yan handed it to the police officer led by Lu Yan and said, "Seeing this, you understand that this is completely unnecessary, right?" ”
"Yes, sir!"
Looking at Lu Yan stiffly, the police officer hurriedly saluted,
In the middle of the night, when the police officer pulled the mud buddies away, Li Han and Max couldn't help but light up when they looked at Lu Yan at the moment.
"Oh my God? Lu Yan, are you actually a high-level person? ”
Shocked stepped forward, Li Han said with a flattering face,
"Han, actually, I don't like a man getting so close to me!"
As he spoke, Lu Yan pushed Li Han away, faced Max and said, "Miss, would you like to spend the night with me?" ”
"Of course!"
Looking at Lu Yan, who was full of charm, Max immediately became excited,
In terms of appearance, Lu Yan is very handsome, full of oriental elegance, handsome appearance, and strong figure.
Watching Lu Yan pull Max away, Li Han stood at the door and said, "Is my waiter abducted?" ”
"I'm sorry, Han!"
Waving goodbye to Li Han, Lu Yan showed a teasing smile,
Helplessly spread his hands, Li Han pulled his head and said, "Is it great to be tall?" Bastard! ”
"I mind if you can try to have surgery, I heard that it can make people taller!"
Looking at Li Han, Earl on the side had a bad idea,
Facing Earl, Li Han's eyes immediately lit up and said, "This may be a good way!" ”
(End of chapter)