Chapter Twenty-Four: The Classic Threat
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The people came to the door of the parlor, but they had not yet entered. (p_a_o_s_h_u_8.c_o_m) heard a loud voice from inside, saying, "In my opinion, the advanced experience of Lund Island on the right of the first night is very worthy of our learning......
Lorraine was stunned, unable to believe that what she had heard could be true. He turned his head to look at Fello as if to be sure, and saw his loyal old butler straightened, his chin raised, and his eyes with the disdain of extreme disgust.
Lorraine finally understood, and suddenly felt a wave of anger rush upwards. It's no wonder that the residents under the leadership, despite respecting themselves, still bet on their own safety. No wonder when they saw themselves just now, although they raised their glasses and cheered, they gave people a kind of alienation.
Young master, I risked my life and resolutely went to slay the dragon. Fight there to the death. The danger showed a heroic death. This is the way to win peace and the respect of all.
These stupid forks who can only sit in the back and pretend to be b, use their butts to come up with an idea casually, and let their desperate efforts come to naught, so that the morale of the people that has just been condensed has become a mess of scattered sand again, and even become faintly hostile.
As a man with 5,000 years of knowledge of civilization, he knew too well the virtues of these flies. Behind closed doors, sitting on the head of the pit and crappily coming up with a bad idea, he took it out and sold it. If it succeeds, then they have a meritorious plan.
If the time comes, once something goes wrong, these grandchildren will lightly say, "It's you who are not good at execution", and then pat their butts and leave. In the end, it was not the local nobles like themselves who cleaned up the mess. If the grievances are too deep to contain, the local nobles who bear the brunt of the problem may even be hung on a rope on a crooked neck tree to swing.
He looked intently into the room from outside the door. I saw six or seven people sitting in the hall. Half of them were dressed in white robes, and the hair on the top of their heads was carefully shaved and shone in the sun. Apparently God's shepherd on earth.
Others wore dark and brown robes embroidered with stars and moons. He wears a pointed hat on his head. Although Lorraine had never seen them before, they were members of the Mage's Guild at a glance.
Although the two sides did not show antagonism, they also sat on both sides in clear terms.
And a short, white fat man with fair skin and a white robe with gold rimmed white was standing in the middle of the hall, constantly expressing his lofty opinions.
At this time, Ferro said coldly: "Sir, you also heard it. These people are so shameless that they don't betray people at all when they say these shitty words, and many residents have heard them. Everyone was talking in private. If you really want to do this kind of thing locally, sir. They're all going to run the family. ”
"These bastards~!" Lorraine scolded hatefully. If the inhabitants run away, they will be bullshit aristocrats.
What's more, there are several nobles in one place, and how many short-sighted, ungrateful dead people. Those common people were not good birds, and they were born with the cunning of peasants. If you see the benefits, you will go up, and if you see something wrong, you will withdraw. I'm in a hurry, and I dare to work hard with you, if the 'first night power' that has no asshole and lacks virtue to smoke on the ancestral grave is really implemented, those guys really dare to riot and kill the nobles.
William Wallace, who wore nothing inside, wore a skirt outside, and later cuckolded the King of England, but it was because of this infamous first night right that he picked up his lord's scoop and embarked on the road of the heroes of Liangshan.
He looked at the half-hidden door, and without saying hello, he raised his leg and kicked it open. Then scolded unceremoniously: "That bastard is a stinky fart here in Lao Tzu, don't dirty Lao Tzu's place, get out of here~!"
The impassioned speech in the hall suddenly ceased.
The fat white man's face turned red as purple when he was blocked by Lorraine's words, and he was panting. After half a day, it was easy to breathe.
He saw Lorraine standing at the door, and a trace of viciousness flashed in his eyes. He said coldly: "Who are you? Dare to shout here, so unreasonable." Do you know who this person is? ”
He pointed to the tip of his nose and said proudly, "I am Dolins, assistant bishop of the temple province of Pros. ”
Lorraine sneered, squinted at him, and said unceremoniously: "Politeness is for people who know how to be polite. What's more, you, a dead bald priest, are not much different from a eunuch. So what's the use of getting involved in all this bullshit?"
"You ......," Dorlins hissed angrily, pointing at Lorraine, "what do you mean?
"Nope. Lorraine sighed at one of the rings in his hand, then wiped it carefully, and said indifferently: "I don't doubt your character. Rather, doubt your taste. Doing something behind your back, playing with your back or something. Even those village girls in the countryside who have not bathed for many years, have a garlic smell, and have lice in their mouths. Your taste is still really problematic. ”
'Poof~!' Someone in the hall finally burst out laughing.
"You ......" Dollins was angry with purple dough, his stomach bulging three times like a toad, and he couldn't say a word.
Lorraine gave him a disgusted look, then turned to the butler and ordered, "Ferro, go find two men and throw this fool out of me." Don't dirty my place. ”
The old butler couldn't help but hesitate. Although he was very appreciative of Lorraine's methods, he was the bishop's assistant after all. It seems a bit too reckless to do that.
He thought for a moment and was about to answer.
I heard the crisp sound of leather shoes next to me, and then a delicate voice said, "Young master, let me do this thing." ”
Immediately after, a petite blue-haired girl in a black dress and white hood, beautiful as a doll, turned out from behind him.
I saw her stepping on the shiny black patent leather shoes on her feet, walking lightly in front of Dorins, and then, in front of everyone's eyes, she stood on tiptoe, stretched out her white and tender little hands, and hooked the collar of Dorins' robe.
Dollins was stunned for a moment, looked down at the delicate girl, and said curiously, "What do you want to do?"
Vera ignored him, but turned her head and asked seriously, "Young Master, did you really throw him out?"
Lorraine couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and in order to consider how much strength Vera had, she said categorically: "Throw ~! Something happened, and I'm responsible. ”
Vera agreed, then blinked her eyes and muttered to the priest in a low voice, "I'm sorry, sir. ”
After speaking, he shouted, took a step forward with his left foot, stretched his right leg, and then, like throwing a discus, waved his right hand vigorously. In the midst of everyone's astonished gaze, he threw Dollins off the top of his head.
Dorins let out a terrible scream, and then the whole person made an arc in midair, crossed the towering wall, and flew out. The white robe on his body was blown by the air, like the wings of a bat.
Immediately after, there was a dull sound of falling water. Dolins's soprano-like screams came to an abrupt halt.
Everyone immediately relaxed, it seems that the goods really went out of shit luck, and did not fall to death, but fell into the water. They let out a sigh. Then they all looked at the innocent girl with a frightened gaze.
Lorraine held her chin in her hand on the ground, finally realizing what kind of terrifying existence she was behind this humanoid form.
Vera felt the strange gaze of everyone and couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable. She gently knocked the leather shoe on her right foot, then turned her head and said in a low voice, "Young Master......"
Lorraine patted her on the shoulder and said, "Good job." But be careful about throwing it next time. If you fall to your death, forget it. If he falls and becomes crippled, we will have to pay for his medical treatment. ”
Vera, though innocent, is not a fool, and immediately realizes that she has made another mistake this time. She stuck out her tongue and said seriously, "I'm sorry, young master." I know. I promise to correct it next time. ”
The priests, who had just reacted from their shock, could no longer sit still, they looked at each other and stood up. One of them walked up to Lorraine indifferently, bowed, and said, "Thank you very much for your hospitality. The temple will remember what Your Excellency has done today. In the coming days, we will be rewarded with great gifts. Farewell. ”
Lorraine rolled her eyelids, looked at him lightly, and suddenly pointed to the man's nose and laughed. The man laughed so much that he was surprised and a little angry.
After laughing for a long time, Lorraine wiped away the tears from laughter, and then said, "Boy, it's the first time you come out to mess around, why don't you even threaten people." ”
He then uttered what he called a classic threat.
I saw him reach out and put his arm around the man's shoulder, and then said earnestly: "You know what? It casts a dark shadow over my young and fragile heart. ”
A hint of anger flashed in Lorraine's eyes, and Sen Ran said: "In this way, even if my dog has diabetes in the future, I will be the first to suspect that you did it." As much as I would like to believe in the justice of the noble senate, in order to save time, I will also slaughter you at the first time and bury you with my poor dog. And in order to avoid unnecessary trouble......"
He shrugged his shoulders and explained, "You must know that as a nobleman, the most feared thing is not death, but unnecessary trouble. Because engaging in wholesome entertainment activities such as picking up girls is the most time-consuming. ”
"In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I will also kill all your family members. Then put on a fire. In the end, everyone who saw it would say that they were burned to death because they accidentally caused a fire. ”
With a smile on his face, he said, "Now do you understand how to threaten people?"