Chapter 1: My Neurotic Brothers

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After a long dream, Xu Yu woke up groggily.

A light breeze with a little coolness lifted his spirits, some fluttering as if swaying with the wind, and a kind of comfort from the depths of his soul made him want to stretch.

What about my hands?

He was startled, and then realized that he was really drifting in the wind...... Hanging from a vine. And himself, turned into a gourd.

And it's a hairy, green gourd.

It's not just him, after counting it, there are six gourds like him, and he suddenly realized something: it turns out that I'm not the only one so ugly, tsk, that gourd is extremely ugly, so ugly that it's cruel to look closely. A gourd can be ugly like this, how should a person live?

Then his heart sank, wasn't that gourd himself?

After being depressed for a long time, a gray-haired old man appeared in his field of vision, and although he was now a gourd, he still had the illusion of staring away.

The old man had his head and temples, and he had a firewood knife at his waist, and walked slowly from a distance. I saw him step over several mountain and stone steps, carrying a long and thick tree on his shoulder, holding a dry tobacco in one hand and taking two puffs from time to time.

This old man's body is really tough.

It's just that this scene looks inexplicably familiar.

The old man walked to the gourd vine, threw the big tree on the ground casually, smashed a piece of mud, the ground shook fiercely, and after carefully looking at the seven gourds for a while, there was light in his eyes and the voice said: "Okay, good, the bigger it gets, I'll build another shelf for you today, don't squeeze you." ”

Xu Yu: ......

Just build a gourd shelf, need such a big formation?

He wanted to continue looking, but a strong sleepiness came over him, and the world was once again plunged into darkness. In the darkness, broken pictures continued to emerge, and at the beginning of the universe, there was chaos, and a lifetime spirit was born in the chaos, with a body spanning millions of miles, named Ancestral Dragon.

In the chaos, living beings appeared one after another, and the ancestral dragon, as the first living being, mastered the law and order, and was revered as the supreme by all. In the end, for the sake of spiritual beings, there is a place to live in peace, and to incarnate as a world.

It was different from the ancestral dragon in the dragon, phoenix, and unicorn clans that Xu Yu knew, but there was no doubt that this ancestral dragon was more powerful. The ancestral dragon was incarnated in thousands of ways, his body shattered, and one of the tiny fragments flickered and flickered, flickering and disappearing, and it became bigger and brighter in front of his "eyes".

As if some barrier had been broken away, Xu Yu felt a sense of brightness in his heart, and his eyes were bright again. This time, he saw the scene in his body clearly, and the faint light of a firefly in the empty gourd became brighter and brighter, like a Dao Zhenwen, and like a mysterious talisman cloud seal.

Fu Zhi's heart made him understand the scene just now, that little bit of light was the very small fragment left in the world of the ancestral dragon's incarnation, helping him break the mystery in the womb.

After seeing the light again, everything in the outside world became clear again, and there were constant shouts and cheers in my ears. Xu Yu "opened his eyes" and looked over, it was the neighbor on his left, babbling as if he was fighting with someone. Not to be outdone, the neighbor on the right whispered silently like an old monk chanting sutras, buzzing like a dozen flies flying around.

What a sin.

He lamented his misfortune, and his neighbor on the left was startled, and the neighbor on the right was drowsy. A few gourds farther away are roughly the same, but they are far away, and the neighbor on the left is too loud to hear what the situation is.

The old man smoked a dry cigarette, stared at the gourds with a worried face, and said helplessly in a low voice: "You seven brothers must grow up quickly, and get rid of the snake spirit and scorpion essence." ”

Xu Yu was stunned for a moment, and the inexplicable familiarity before suddenly became clear.

I became a gourd baby?

Immediately, he calmed down again, broke the confusion in the womb, and became the reincarnation of the ancestral dragon's true spiritual origin, and became a gourd baby...... "Still can't accept it, okay, the ancestral dragon has become a gourd baby, what is this gap?" ”

Although many years have passed in his memory, he still clearly remembers the ending of the original book, although he doesn't know how he became the reincarnation of the ancestral dragon, but he doesn't want to be reduced to a stone mountain.

"Who am I, where am I, what is this place, ahhhhhhh......hh After cleaning up his thoughts, he had a headache.

It's no wonder that the old man is full of sorrow and clouds, just these six nerve gourds, not to mention the ability to fight monsters, all of them have a platonic posture. It's a shame that the old man's body is very hard, otherwise he would have to be tossed out of neurasthenia.

He was not interested in fighting monsters or not, but the snake spirit was very interested in him and the other six brothers, and was ready to catch all the gourd alchemy. In the direction of the established development, none of them were opponents of youkai at the beginning, and to be precise, they were never opponents of youkai.

In the end, he defeated the youkai, and the price was that the seven gourds were connected into one, but it also became a seven-colored mountain to completely suppress the two youkai. It's not justice that defeats evil at all, the pangolin is dead, the old man is dead, the demons are also dead, the snake spirit and the scorpion spirit are suppressed, and the gourd brothers are turned into stones, and they are completely doomed together.

The ones that should be gone are gone, the ones that shouldn't be gone are gone, and the dead ones are left with a popular children's song.

"I've already solved the mystery in the womb, and I still have a chance to change my ending." He thought. See several other patients...... Several brothers, who should all be reincarnated, are investigating the mystery of the womb. He is the reincarnation of the ancestral dragon, and other gourds can swing with him on a vine, and the origin will definitely not be bad.

When they were first born, their strength was not as good as the two monsters, but if they wanted to take a while, with their innate natural powers, they couldn't hide from the monsters.

As long as the steady development is too young, the snake demon or something is not just at hand. Then I thought that there were six brothers with the same extraordinary background as myself, and when the time came, I would be able to live forever and be ...... It's not a pleasure to be at ease!

At present, the only pity is that everyone has not yet entered the stage of final maturity and can fight monsters when they land, they are all green and childish colors, and there are still white short hairs on their bodies, that is, the hairs have not grown well, and there is no way to rank them according to the colors.

The gourd vine climbs and folds like a spider web on the shelf, and it is impossible to judge who is close to the root and who matures first, otherwise you can know who you are and what your talent is, and maybe you can guess a little bit what the other neurotic brothers were in their previous lives.

"The direct conflict with the monster is that the old man was captured, and the gourd brothers intensified the conflict in order to save the old man." Xu Yu felt that it was necessary to take advantage of the other gourds in the neurotic period to first euphemistically admonish the old man to eliminate the conflict between the short soldiers and gain time for development.

"Old man, are you enjoying the cool?" He said hello.

The old man seemed a little surprised, and said in surprise: "Good boy, you are not stupid?" ”

Xu Yu: ......

You're stupid, your whole family is stupid.

"Old man......" He just wanted to continue, but the old man spit out a puff of cigarette, took a sip of old phlegm, and said: "Baby, what old man, I am your grandfather." ”

Xu Yu: ......

It's too much, I respect you for being older, you actually want to be my grandfather?

"It turned out to be a stupid person, and I didn't even know who I was." After speaking, the old man knocked the smoke pot on the sole of his shoe, stood up and went back to the house after a small relief under the gourd vine.

Xu Yu: ......

Not only do you want to be my grandfather, but also kick me?

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