Chapter 52: Own Goal!
Zhu Yuanzhang was entangled, this is too unorthodox.
Seeing that Lao Zhu was silent, Zhu Jun said: "Dad, the eldest nephew has put a shackle on his heart, this shackle was given by you, if you don't break it, it will only aggravate his boredom in the future."
If a person is tired of this life and can't resist it, what will happen to him?
It's either going to extremes or giving up on yourself! ”
"You fart, your eldest brother was taught by us very well!"
"But at that time, you were often away, it was my mother who took us, and at that time there was either a war here or a war there, how could you have that time to grasp your schoolwork?"
Hearing this, Zhu Yuanzhang was speechless, "That's it, eldest grandson, tell the master, what do you want to play?" ”
"Don't ask him, he feels guilty when he sees you now." Zhu Jun waved his hand and said to the guards on the side: "Go and call the two brothers Zhu Gaozhuo, and the fourteenth brother also call!" ”
The guards were stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at Zhu Yuanzhang.
"Look at what we're doing, go quickly!" Zhu Yuanzhang was pushed twice by Zhu Jun, and when he had nowhere to vent, he kicked the guard.
The guard secretly complained bitterly, and scolded Zhu Jun countless times in his heart.
Damn Zhu Maniac, it doesn't matter if he goes crazy outside the palace, he actually goes crazy in the palace, and even His Majesty goes crazy with him.
It's insane!
Soon, the little fat dun came over with Zhu Gaoxu, as well as their fourteenth uncle, and Zhu Yu, who still had snot bubbles on his nose.
Zhu Yu is the same age as Chubby Dun, and he has no hobbies except for his love of eating.
"My grandson has seen the emperor's grandfather!" When Xiao Chubby Dun saw Lao Zhu, he hurriedly saluted.
Zhu Gaoxu is also like a mouse seeing a cat, he is not good at being well-behaved.
"Father, you called me over, is there anything delicious?" Zhu Yu sniffed and asked.
Zhu Yuanzhang was a little embarrassed, "Eat, eat, you know to eat, aren't you eating?" ”
Zhu Yu scratched his head, "No! ”
Zhu Jun smiled, "Come on, let's come to Juju, Dad, how about we come to compare?" ”
Keju?
It's not a low-level game.
However, Zhu Yuanzhang was very disgusted with Keju.
In the past, when he was fighting for hegemony in the world, Zhang Xin, the younger brother of the Great Zhou Emperor, every time he went out of the division, he did not ask about the military, but carried a barley (a kind of gambling equipment) and a bow, and embraced women to feast.
So at that time, Zhu Yuanzhang thought that Keju was a plaything, so he ordered a ban on Keju in the army, and violators were severely punished.
However, in recent years, after the world has been divided into three parts, the game has become popular again.
Loved by men, women and children alike.
"Plaything, don't you know that what we hate the most is Keju?" Zhu Yuanzhang glared at Zhu Jun.
"Dad, look at your big belly, if you continue like this, I'm afraid it will be difficult to even get on the horse!" Zhu Jun pointed to Lao Zhu's general's belly and said.
"You know a fart, this shows that we are blessed people!"
Zhu Yuanzhang has no requirements for eating this piece, basically what he likes to eat, and the imperial dining room will make it according to his taste.
Lao Zhu doesn't eat luxuriously, but he loves salty and spicy.
And the fat point is a blessing performance, an emperor is fat, that is also the blessing of the country, if you are very thin, then it is not a shame to meet foreign guests?
This traditional concept is deeply rooted in Lao Zhu's soul.
Zhu Jun shook his head and said: "Blessed is blessed, but too much blessing will also cause harm, if you continue to gain weight, then all kinds of diseases will come." ”
Take the Ming Dynasty as an example, the emperors are all fat, especially Ming Renzong, a big fat man of two or three hundred pounds, if he is not so fat, he will not only be the son of heaven in October.
Maybe Da Ming will turn a corner in his hand.
Then there will be no Ming God of War.
"You fart!" Zhu Yuanzhang was angry, "Don't curse Lao Tzu here!" ”
"The son didn't dare, he was just worried about his father's health, in the early years, his father fought in the north and south, and his health was naturally good, but now there has been no war for seven or eight years.
You wander around the palace every day, do you remember the last time you hunted a few years ago? ”
Zhu Jun said: "The body is the capital, look at Gao Zhi, he is out of breath when he walks at the age of seven, if there is a war in the future, can he get on the horse and kill the enemy?" ”
"He's only seven years old, won't it be better when he grows up?" Zhu Yuanzhang was stubborn and anxious, he didn't think that being fat was a bad thing.
Zhu Jun didn't say much anymore, "Okay, let's compare, if you win, I will eat fat in the future."
If you lose, listen to me and control your weight. ”
"Bastard thing, gamble, gamble, you just can't change it!" Zhu Yuanzhang was angry, but after thinking about it, this kid was also for his own good.
When people get fat, they are indeed not as flexible as before.
Thinking of this, his eyes looked at Zhu Jun much gentler, "Originally, we hated Keju the most, but for the sake of our eldest grandson, I will play with you once." ”
"Long live Grandpa Huang!" Zhu Yingying couldn't be excited.
He dreamed of juju in the palace, and it would be a pity not to juju in such a big venue.
"Gao Xu, you guard the door, fourteen, you cooperate with us!" Zhu Yuanzhang said.
Zhu Jun asked Zhu Gaozhi to guard the door, immediately took off his clothes, and pulled Zhu Yingying to warm up on the side, "If you move your joints, you won't sprain your muscles and bones!" ”
Zhu Yingying also learned from him, and he thought it was quite interesting.
Zhu Yuanzhang also punched a set.
But after a set of punches, I was tired and panting, and my physical strength dropped a lot.
"Okay, no." Zhu Yuanzhang saw that his uncle and nephew were still writhing there, so he hurriedly urged.
"It's coming!"
Zhu Jun ran over with Zhu Yingying, who had a slightly red face, and the guard came over with a ball.
The balls are so well made that there is even a special workshop in Taiye that sells a variety of juju (then known as "Jianse").
In the "Keju Atlas", there are 24 kinds of "Jianse names".
There are also various jargons, which are also widely circulated, and it is a well-deserved first national movement.
Wang Gou'er, who had just come over, looked at the imperial doctor.
Who doesn't know that the emperor hates Keju the most, and today he not only bowed, but also dragged Zhu Maniac and the imperial grandson and others to Keju in the palace.
It's incredible.
Wang Gou'er rubbed his eyes, "What the hell is going on?" ”
The imperial physician smiled bitterly, "Prince, didn't you say that the grandson is unwell, you see the appearance of the grandson alive and vigorous, how can there be any discomfort?" ”
At this time, several people on the field were completely kicked away, and Zhu Yuanzhang was sweating all over, he hadn't had this hearty feeling for a long time.
At this moment, a ball came to his feet, and he looked at Zhu Jun who was rushing towards him, "Stinky boy, let you see what is called ginger or old spicy!" ”
Bang!
He kicked it out, and the ball swept through the air, hitting Zhu Gaoxu's face impartially.
Ouch!
Zhu Gaoxu's nose was bleeding at that time, and he cried: "Grandpa Huang, my grandson is with you, how did you score an oolong goal!" ”
Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned for a moment, and looked at Zhu Jun, who was laughing out loud, "Bastard, you are yin!" ”