Chapter 65: Flicker, flicker
Li Shangjin looked at his father and couldn't help but shudder.
"Don't do it, my father wants to teach you a lesson, come here."
Li Zhi was still smiling, but Li Shangjin was weak in his legs and stomach, and he almost didn't kneel.
"I told you to come over."
"Father, sons are afraid."
Li Zhi roared, even if Li Shangjin didn't want to go over, he didn't dare to disobey the holy will, so he could only move to the other party's side.
Li Zhi rolled up his sleeves, pressed Li Shangjin on the table with one hand, grabbed the painting scroll with the other, and smashed it directly.
Li Shangjin is not liked by Li Zhi, but there are also advantages, that is, his father generally doesn't care about himself, and he has not been beaten since he was a child.
This is the difficulty of hell, which really makes Li Shangjin sour to the limit, and his soul has been sublimated.
"Father, for... What hit me, what was wrong with me? ”
Although he was beaten, Li Shangjin still wanted to ask the reason, why?
"What's wrong? The Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people, you can do things of forcible seizure at a young age, and now if you don't beat you, when you grow up, won't you want to rebel against your father? ”
Li Zhi said as the scroll was pumped on Li Shangjin's ass again.
"Father, the sons don't dare, don't fight, the sons don't dare."
Li Shangjin is really convinced now, and just now he said that he wanted to help himself avenge, but now he is pumping his ass, he will really thank him.
"Don't dare? I see that you just don't dare in your mouth, but you dare in your heart. ”
Li Zhi continued to whip, and the corners of Li Shangjin's mouth twitched in pain.
"Don't talk anymore, the little rabbit cub is not convinced now?"
Li Zhi twitched again.
"Father, I'm not doing this."
Li Shangjin couldn't hold it back, this can't do that, it doesn't work, I... I. It's okay to cry.
"Crying? Hold back the tears. ”
Li Shangjin is stupid, hold back, or your father will perform one.
Erchen can't do it.
After more than a dozen pumps in succession, Li Shangjin only felt that his buttocks had become eight-petaled, and Li Zhi stopped.
Looking at Li Shangjin who was crying in the storm, Li Zhi said coldly to him: "Go back to your Qiwang Mansion and send me that housekeeper of yours to the frontier, if you let me know that you still dare to do nonsense, especially to find trouble in Lan Kwai Fong, you just wait to herd sheep for Datang." ”
"Son... Erchen got it. ”
Li Shangjin covered his buttocks, saluted Li Zhi in fear, and then limped out of the imperial study.
Looking at Li Shangjin, who had a handful of snot and tears, the guards were stupid and hurried over.
"Lord Wang, what's the matter?"
Li Shangjin glanced at the guard, and directly kicked the opponent's buttocks: "If you don't carry this king, it hurts me to death." ”
"Oooh."
The guards hurriedly squatted down and carried Li Shangjin on his back.
"Lord Wang, where are we going? Out of the palace? ”
"Out of the palace? Go to the womb too. ”
Li Shangjin touched his ass that was about to crack, and there was some grievance in his eyes.
I'm a concubine, and I can't be favored, but this beating can't be in vain.
I think you are reluctant to beat the prince.
Changsun Yan, you are not afraid of heaven and earth, right, then I will find someone you are afraid of, and I have to mix up your Lan Kwai Fong.
"Too womb?"
The guards were stunned, and they didn't know what Li Shangjin was going to do when he went to the Imperial Palace.
"What nonsense."
"Oooh."
The guards carried Li Shangjin through the palace on their backs and stopped outside the palace.
"What for?"
The forbidden army at the palace gate couldn't help but be stunned when they saw Li Shangjin's combination.
"I am Li Shangjin, the king of Qi, come to see my royal brother, and report it quickly."
Li Shangjin jumped off the guard and reported his identity.
"Lord Wang? Please wait a minute, I'll report right away. ”
Hearing Li Shangjin's identity, the forbidden army did not dare to slack off, and immediately went in to report.
Li Hong was writing, and when he heard Li Shangjin coming, he couldn't help but be stunned.
"Why did the third brother come to see me? Missing. ”
After thinking about it for a while, Li Hong shook his head, he still has a lot of homework to finish, how can he have the time to take care of his third brother.
"Your Royal Highness, after all, His Royal Highness King Qi and you are also brothers, everyone has arrived at the door, don't you see, isn't it a little ......."
The eunuch and the eunuch hurriedly knelt in front of Li Hong, this is not a slave and miscellaneous servant, it is the prince, it is your brother.
If this is not seen, it will reach the ears of the emperor, which is somewhat bad.
"Then let His Royal Highness King Qi come over."
Li Hong pursed his lips, he just wanted to do his homework well, why was it so difficult.
Li Shangjin entered the house with a twist of his buttocks, and when he saw Li Hong writing, his eyes were also stunned.
You're still really hardworking, you're still working hard here after you've finished school.
Li Hong looked at Li Shangjin, who was limping, and asked in a milky voice: "Third Emperor Brother, what's wrong with you, you were beaten by your father and emperor for this?" ”
"That's all trivial, Fifth Emperor Brother, Third Emperor Brother has something good to tell you."
Li Shangjin came to Li Hong's side, his eyes full of banter.
"What's the good thing?"
Li Hong was only six years old after all, and when he heard Li Shangjin say that it was a good thing, he immediately had no heart to do his homework.
Li Hong became interested, and Li Shangjin leaned directly into his ear and whispered: "Perfume, the emperor knows what it is not." ”
"Of course I know."
When it comes to perfume, Li Hong immediately thinks of the evil thief of Changsun Yan.
If he hadn't used some perfume to bewitch himself, would he have been beaten by a mixed double of Li Zhi and Wu Zetian in the Imperial Garden?
My ass still hurts.
"You know?"
Li Shangjin was stunned, he had just heard of this thing, how could you Li Hong know at a young age?
It's weird.
"Do you know whose perfume it is?"
"It's not the property of the thief of the eldest grandson Yan."
How could Li Hong not know that he was very familiar.
This is no chance, otherwise he will naturally look good at the thief.
"You know that, too?"
Li Shangjin is a little suspicious of life, how can this kid know everything, is it really that he is lonely and unheard?
But you know it's better to do it, and you don't have to bother with it.
"I heard that my father and mother like perfume very much, if we can take Nalan Kwai Fong from the hands of the eldest grandson Yan and present it to the father and mother, they will definitely be very happy."
Li Hong tilted his head, glanced at Li Shangjin, and replied in a milky voice again: "Brother Three Emperors, is this called cunning and robbery, and the book says that it is not right to take advantage of it." ”
"Besides, if the father and the queen mother know about it, it will be a beating."
Li Hong's words made Li Shangjin stunned, this kid is not easy to fool.
How can he even know how to take advantage of it, how can he fool him into dealing with Lan Kwai Fong.
"The book also says that the whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's ministers.
This world is now my father's emperor's, and in the future it will be the emperor's brother's yours, how can there be any tricks to rob, the emperor's brother, you are narrow-minded. ”
Li Shangjin saw that Li Hong was a little confused, and continued to speak: "Besides, you don't take Lan Kwai Fong for yourself, but for your father and mother, besides, the eldest grandson Yan is really hateful, so I just took the opportunity to repair it." ”
Li Hong listened to Li Shangjin's words, and his eyes were also shining, what he said was from the book, yes.
The Tang Dynasty is all from the Li family, and there is nothing to Lan Kwai Fong, the most important thing is that it can also teach the eldest grandson Yan a lesson.
"Father, emperor and queen mother, really don't blame?"
Although Li Hong thinks that what Li Shangjin said is right, he has already been beaten twice because of the eldest grandson, and he doesn't want to come back for a third time.
Li Shangjin hurriedly patted his chest, promising that there would be no problems, if there was a problem, the third brother would bear it for you.
Li Hong looked at the third brother who had not been masked for a long time, and also asked with some doubts: "Third brother, then why didn't you take Lan Kwai Fong and dedicate it to your father and mother?" ”
Although he is young, it does not mean that he is stupid.
“???”
Why is this royal brother suddenly smart again?
"Hey, you also know what attitude my father and mother have towards me, even if I take Lan Kwai Fong and offer it, what can I do? The third brother doesn't care, that's why I want to give you this opportunity. ”
Li Hong nodded and said, "I see." ”
"So what do I do? This eldest grandson Yan is a thief who is not afraid of heaven and earth, even if I use the banner of the prince, I am afraid he will not give in. ”
"This is not simple, you send a eunuch to get some money, and the attitude must be arrogant, they are afraid of your prince's might, and they will naturally hand over Lan Kwai Fong.
If you don't agree, you have to beat people with Changsun Yan's temper, and then you will go to the queen mother to complain, and say that Changsun Yan beat the people of the East Palace and treat him for a big crime of disrespect. ”
Li Shangjin is a royal child in the end, and his father has always been an outstanding existence.
The identity of the prince has been used by him to the point of pure affection, and it can be said that he is not inferior to the second ancestor of Changsun Yan at all.
"Okay, just do it, and let the queen mother beat the thief's ass hard when the time comes."