"That's it?" Zhu Jun looked at the Spring Festival couplets whose handwriting had not yet dried, "Dad, you are too picky for the Chinese New Year!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the people around were shocked.

Especially those princesses, when they heard Zhu Jun's words, they were all dumbfounded.

is worthy of being a madman Zhu, and he is joking with the emperor and saying that he is searching.

"You know a fart, the gift is not valuable!" Zhu Yuanzhang scolded and threw the Spring Festival couplets over, "Stick it honestly at the door, we will send someone to see it when the time comes, if the sticker is crooked, we will beat you to death!" ”

Zhu Jun caught the Spring Festival couplets, "It's stingy, I don't even have New Year's money!" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang's fists were itchy, but he still couldn't help it, so many juniors were here, he always had to save some face for him, and immediately changed the topic, "Come here, we're going to test you!" ”

Hearing the sound, everyone gathered at the table.

This is Lao Zhu's annual retention activity, out of pairs, couplets.

The most right, there are rewards.

Zhu Jun was not interested in this, and ran to the side to eat snacks by himself.

Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at it, his face changed, he turned his head to look at Zhu Jun sitting there and feasting, and said angrily: "Bastard, who told you to run away, come here, we will teach you!" ”

Zhu Jun was also helpless, "Father, I'm not interested in this." ”

"If you're not interested, you have to come, let's see what you and Li Yanxi have learned these days!" He gave Zhu Jun a few pairs, all of which were extremely simple, to put it mildly, even if he was a hairy child who had been reading for half a year, he could match it.

Zhu Jun reluctantly moved over, and Zhu Yuanzhang took out one from the pair, "This is your pair, come out, you have dinner at night, if you don't come out, you can watch it for us!" ”

Zhu Yingying quietly walked to Zhu Jun's side, squeezed his hand, and whispered, "Sixth uncle, I'll help you ......"

Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes were sharp, and he grabbed him, "You little monkey, come here, don't help him!" ”

Zhu Yingying drooped his head and gave Zhu Jun a helpless look.

Everyone stared at Zhu Jun, and most of them were watching a good show.

Especially Zhu Samarium, he sneered.

Afraid that others would remind Zhu Jun, Zhu Yuanzhang added another sentence, "Keep your mouth shut for us, who dares to remind you, you will stand and eat in a while!" ”

Zhu Di glanced at Zhu Yu, saw that he didn't say a word, and glanced at the pair again, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, it was a simple kind that couldn't be simpler.

Zhu Jun glanced at it, he was speechless, there was a feeling that his IQ was crushed, he held the pair, "Father, in your heart, the son is this kind of straw bag?" Who to look down on! ”

He spread the pair on the table, a little angry, usually he was not angry, only then did he see the expressions of others, and thought he was watching him laugh.

But now he knows that where is this joke about him, it is obvious that he was laughed at by the pair.

Zhu Yuanzhang was also afraid that Zhu Jun would be too embarrassed, so he made it extremely simple, and when he saw that he was not ashamed, he said with a straight face: "This is only the first one, the examination is naturally from easy to difficult, if you are right out of one, you will have food, right out of two, you don't have to stand to eat, right out of three, you sit next to us to eat."

For four, we have a lot of rewards.

For five, we'll give you what you want! “

"Hey, I'm the one who is the least afraid of agitation!" Zhu Jun said.

"That's right!" Zhu Yuanzhang said.

The father and son also got on top of the cow.

Others watched the fire from the other side, but only Zhu Yu knew that this was because his father didn't want Zhu Jun to have no food to eat, so he deliberately released water.

Zhu Jun retracted his gaze and looked at the pair, only to see that the paper read: one, two, three, four, five!

It's a good thing to look down on him...... Well, it's to look down on the predecessor.

If it is the predecessor, it is estimated that it is directly right: six, seven, eight, ninety!

To be honest, he was a little ashamed to speak, but in the end he said: "Jinmu, water, fire, and earth!" ”

"That's right, that's right!" Zhu Yingying hurriedly stroked his palms.

Xiao Chubby Dun and Zhu Zinc also nodded again and again, "Not bad, not bad!" ”

Zhu Yu also breathed a sigh of relief, "Neat!" ”

Zhu Jun didn't have the ears to listen, he was too ashamed.

Lao Zhu's face was also slightly softened, to be honest, Zhu Jun couldn't match a pair in the early years, and he thought twice before he came up with such a simple pair.

You can't let this bastard go without food, can you?

"Go on!" Zhu Yuanzhang took out a pair again.

It reads: Heaven and earth are divided into upper and lower!

Zhu Jun said without hesitation: "The sun and the moon shine on the past and the present!" ”

This sentence made everyone present nod their heads, and Zhu Di said: "That's right, it's not only neat, but also very charming!" ”

"That's right again, Uncle Six is awesome!"

"Big nephew, don't hold it, uncle can't stand it!" Zhu Jun was very ashamed, "Father, let go of something difficult, it's too contemptuous of people!" ”

Even if it is gradual, this starting point is too low.

"It's easy, isn't it?" Zhu Yuanzhang was also on fire, and this bastard thing was still proud, "Okay, then you can take this out!" ”

Zhu Jun went up to take a look, and awkwardly pulled out three bedrooms and one living room, which read: 1234567890, perfect!

"Father, you can humiliate me, but you can't humiliate Mr. Li, I think you are mocking Mr. Li's teaching ability!" Zhu Jun said indignantly.

"When did we mock Li Yanxi?" Zhu Yuanzhang glared at him, and then reacted, "Okay, you're too easy, right?" ”

"Sixth, don't talk nonsense!" Zhu Di pulled Zhu Jun, thinking to himself, it's not easy to care about him, it's good to have food to eat, if it's all lucky, wouldn't it be better?

But Zhu Jun doesn't think so, he has to grow up a little now, so that the eldest brother can take a look.

"I'm not talking nonsense, my father looks down on people, it's too much!" Zhu Jun said angrily.

Everyone else couldn't help frowning, Madman Zhu is crazy again?

At this time, Queen Ma and the others also knew that Lao Zhu was teaching people, and couldn't help but say: "It's like this every year, and I don't know who can be the king of pairs this year!" ”

As she spoke, Queen Ma asked the eunuch to go to the front to see, and then came over to say.

The women were curious.

"Last year, King Yan became the king of pairs, and I don't know who it is this year!" Concubine Li said with a smile.

Soon, the eunuch ran over, knelt on the ground and said: "Your Majesty is teaching His Royal Highness King Wu, at present, His Royal Highness King Wu has made two pairs, but the third pair has been taught, King Wu thinks His Majesty is too easy, is, is ......"

"What are you doing?" Queen Ma chuckled in her heart.

"It's making a fuss, saying that His Majesty looks down on him!" The eunuch said with a bitter face.

Everyone else had strange expressions, thinking that their ears had heard it wrong, and Zhu Suying was surprised: "What did you say?" My sixth brother thinks it's too easy for my father to take the test? ”

"Back to the princess, yes!"

Everyone looked at each other.

The sun is coming out in the west?

Zhu Maniac, who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, is Wenqu Xing possessed?