Chapter 112: You're the Worst
When he was about to get off work, Gao Shiwei walked into Xu Qingyun's office again and told Xu Qingyun that An Organization and Secretary Ma were already waiting for him outside.
Hearing that An Jiamin and Ma Weiji were already waiting for him outside, Xu Qingyun walked out of the office with Gao Shiwei.
The two came to the front of the office building, there was a black Santana parked in front of the building, the windows had been rolled down, An Jiamin was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, Ma Weiji was also in the car, the driver was Liu Bin, the director of the foundation, and when they saw Gao Shiwei and Xu Qingyun coming down from the office building, the three of them waved at them.
"An is well organized, Secretary Ma is good, Director Liu." Xu Qingyun stepped forward and greeted An Jiamin and Ma Weiji.
An Jiamin nodded at Xu Qingyun with a kind face, and responded with a smile: "Hurry up and get in the car." ”
At this time, Gao Shiwei, who was following Xu Qingyun, had already helped Xu Qingyun open the car door.
Xu Qingyun flashed to the side and politely asked Gao Shiwei to get in the car first.
Seeing Xu Qingyun retreating, Gao Shiwei grabbed Xu Qingyun and pushed him into the car, and then got into the car as well.
Xu Qingyun originally thought that An Jiamin and the others were in the township to pick them up, but now when they saw that they got a car, he knew that they were not in the township to pick up the wind for themselves, so he asked, "Where are we going?" ”
An Jiamin said: "Go to the county seat." Then he instructed Liu Bin: "Drive, Director Liu." ”
Liu Bin started the engine, started the car and drove out of the township government compound to the county seat.
After arriving at the county seat, the car did not directly enter the county seat, but turned into the outer ring road, drove four or five kilometers, saw a billboard of "Guyan people's house" erected on the side of the road from afar, turned into it along the side of the road, and saw a small courtyard surrounded by a bamboo fence not far away, which had several chic small buildings.
Liu Bin drove the car directly into the small courtyard.
Xu Qingyun got out of the car behind An Jiamin, Gao Shiwei and Ma Weiji.
As soon as they got out of the car, a chubby man wearing gold-rimmed glasses walked towards them with a smile on his face, and after walking to An Jiamin's side, he said very enthusiastically: "Welcome to the security organization, Minister Gao, and all the leaders." As he spoke, he stretched out his chubby fat hand and shook hands with An Jiamin, Gao Shiwei and others one by one.
When he shook Xu Qingyun's side, the fat man turned his face to An Jiamin and asked, "Who is this leader?" ”
An Jiamin pointed to Xu Qingyun and introduced him: "Our new Township Chief Xu from Shangyan, Brother Xu Qingyun. Then he pointed to the fat man and introduced to Xu Qingyun: "Qin Fugui, the owner of the villa, is also our friend. ”
Although Xu Qingyun and Qin Fugui met for the first time, he felt that the Qin Fugui in front of him must be a person who can eat well in Yunshan, and the relationship with An Jiamin must be extraordinary, so he held Qin Fugui's hand and said, "I have been looking up for a long time, and I ask Boss Qin to take care of him in the future." ”
Qin Fugui replied with a smile: "It should be that Township Chief Xu takes more care of me." As he spoke, he led the way and took Xu Qingyun and them to a box on the second floor.
This small building looks inconspicuous from the outside, but the box inside is very luxuriously decorated, and it seems that the county leaders and rich bosses usually come here to consume.
After An Jiamin and them sat down in the box, Qin Fugui asked An Jiamin: "Brother An, we have a new batch of young ladies here, do you want to call a few people to come and accompany you?" ”
An Jiamin didn't refuse, and said, "Then call a few to come over and help us." ”
Xu Qingyun was taken aback, he didn't expect that there was a special wine escort service here, and the most incredible thing for him was that An Jiamin called Miss in front of so many people without hesitation, was it too presumptuous for An Jiamin to do this?
Just when Xu Qingyun's thoughts were fluctuating, the hotel foreman called more than a dozen young and beautiful young ladies, An Jiamin, Gao Shiwei, Ma Weiji and Liu Bin each chose one.
Xu Qingyun had never looked for Miss before, and in front of An Jiamin and them, he was inexplicably nervous.
Gao Shiwei saw it, so he chose one for Xu Qingyun.
Qin Fugui didn't look for a young lady.
Gao Shiwei asked him: "Why don't you pick one, brother?" ”
Qin Fugui said with a smile: "Rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, forgive me." ”
An Jiamin joked: "Fugui, since there is grass on the edge of the nest, why let the rabbits run all over the mountain." ”
Everyone burst out laughing.
The dishes came up quickly, nothing more than some game, fish and the like, and a table was set up full, An Jiamin waved his hand and said: "Brothers, how old am I, I will call the shots of the wine, five bottles of Jian Nanchun, each of us has a bottle of dry, I really can't finish drinking, so I will ask the beauties around me to help." ”
Xu Qingyun just wanted to refuse, but Gao Shiwei on the side spoke, "Township Chief Xu, in our county, we promote cadres, drinking alcohol is an important indicator, and you can drink one or two or two, such a comrade is bold enough; can drink two taels and drink five taels, such comrades should be cultivated; will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a comrade is the most intimate; will drink a pound and drink a bucket, turn around and be promoted to be a section chief, will drink a bucket and drink a cylinder, and give a director to let you be; can drink to drink, such cadres can't want; can drink liquor but beer, such cadres can't mention; can drink a pound and drink eight taels, sorry for the people, sorry for the party; If you can drink half a catty and drink a catty, the party and the people can rest assured. ”
Xu Qingyun had no choice but to bite the bullet, before he was transferred to Shang Yan, he had been a clerk in the county party committee office for more than three years, and his words and demeanor naturally carried a calm and atmospheric bearing, and the banquet was full of witty words, which made An Jiamin, Gao Shiwei and Ma Weiji and others look at him more and more, and the beautiful eyes of the girl named Xiaolin next to him also frequently stayed on his handsome face, shining with a luster of intoxication.
After three rounds of drinking, An Jiamin drank so much that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was not honest when he held the hand of the young girl, and shouted: "It's not interesting to just drink, let me tell you a joke, there is a teacher in a middle school, who said that he wanted to inspire students' thinking, and often asked some strange questions." Once, he asked another strange question, what do rotten turnips and pregnant women have in common? None of the students could answer. The teacher was angry and said, I don't know such a simple question, go back and ask your parents. ”
The young girl on the side asked stupidly, "Yes, what do rotten turnips and pregnant women have in common?" I can't answer either. ”。
An Jiamin smiled and continued: "Among the students are the daughter of the deputy head of the township who is in charge of planning and living and work, and the son of the director of the Township Women's Federation. The deputy head of the township, who is in charge of the work of planning life, and the director of the women's federation were talking about family planning work in the office. At this moment, the children of the two came in at the same time. The two children raised the question, and the director of the Women's Federation said, you are so stupid, you don't know such a simple question? It's all bugs. The son was puzzled and said, "The radish is rotten because of the worm, but when the woman is pregnant, where does the worm come from?" The deputy township chief suddenly patted his thigh and said, I understand, it must be because it was too late and too late. ”
Everyone leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, and the young girl blushed and slapped An Jiamin: "It's necrotic!" ”。
Gao Shiwei said with a smile: "The joke of the An organization is told at a high level, I will also say one, one day, the female secretary said with a solemn expression: Mr. Wang, I am pregnant." Mr. Wang continued to look down at the documents, and then smiled faintly. Said: I have already been ligated. The female secretary was stunned for a while and smiled: I'm joking with you! Mr. Wang raised his head and glanced at her, took a sip of tea and said: Me too. ”。
After Gao Shiwei finished speaking, it was Ma Weiji's turn to speak, and Ma Weiji also changed his previous serious expression, and casually came to a paragraph: "The twins were chatting in their mother's belly, and the boss said, Dad is good, he often stretches his head to look at us, but he doesn't love hygiene, and he spits and leaves; The second child said that it was better to be the uncle next door, and he used a bag to carry the phlegm away after spitting. ”
After Ma Weiji finished speaking, Qin Fugui also told everyone a paragraph.
In the end, Xu Qingyun came to talk, Xu Qingyun had no choice but to talk about one: "There was a fire in a women's bathroom, and the people inside were in a mess, running out with their naked bodies, only to see a large group of white flowers on the street, and an old man shouted, 'Cover it quickly', and the naked women suddenly woke up, but there were three important parts of the body, and they couldn't cover it in a hurry, and they didn't know what to do." Then the old man shouted again: 'Just cover your face, it's all the same below!' This incident tells us that it is impossible to grasp all aspects of work under special circumstances, and we must grasp the key points. ”
Everyone laughed so much that they couldn't stop laughing, especially the girl named Xiaolin next to Xu Qingyun, who covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Brother, I really can't see it, you are the worst among these people." ”
An Jiamin, Gao Shiwei and Ma Weiji raised their glasses and said: "Brother Qingyun is worthy of being a cadre trained by the Organization Department, the jokes are told well, the summary is better, don't forget our brothers when you make progress in the future!" Come, we honor you! ”。
Xu Qingyun hurriedly stood up and said: "I should respect your brothers, no matter how I mix in the future, I will never dare to forget your brothers' care and support." ”
The meal was very harmonious, An Jiamin was very interested, and after the meal, he proposed to sing in the karaoke box upstairs, Xu Qingyun was not happy, so he had to go with them.
The lights in the box were very dim, An Jiamin, Ma Weiji and Gao Shiwei were all a little drunk, holding the young girl next to them and gnawing in the corner, Xu Qingyun was a little embarrassed, so he had to order "Xiaofang" and sing alone.
After singing the song, when they walked back, An Jiamin and the others didn't know where they had gone.
Xu Qingyun looked around, only to find that the box here was unique, behind the TV, there was a door, and he didn't know what was behind the door.
Xu Qingyun didn't want to entangle with the woman, so he kept touching drinks with Qin Fugui and the others, and the two women around him were very bored, so they took turns to sing.
When a few people left Gu Yan's house, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening.
Because the time was too late, and the next day was a weekend, An Jiamin, Ma Weiji, Gao Shiwei and Liu Bin's homes were all in the county seat, and after coming out of the hotel, the four of them said goodbye to Xu Qingyun and went home separately.
In the end, only Xu Qingyun was left.